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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Toaster Beef posted:

The URL at the bottom of the comic (http://spoti.fi/1OiH1dG) will take you to a special playlist

SPOILER TO THE SPOILER:

It's Blue (Da Ba Dee), then literally five hours of Tubthumping, then Ray of Light

UGH gently caress you for even mentioning that, I didn't have to listen to it, just reading the name got it stuck in my head.

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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Trast posted:

Directv customer service is pretty good.

Apparently they're pretty good to work for, too. My wife worked at DirecTV back in college, and as long as you show up sober and don't be a complete dumbass with customers, you get crazy bonuses and incentives. She was frequently among the top-ranked representatives at their center, and it translated to literally hundreds of dollars a month in bonuses, plus gift certificates, kitchen appliances, and free DirecTV premium packages at home, not bad at all for a generic part time IT gig.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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As much sense as your post for this comic makes, I'm never going to forgive Gary Anderson.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Qwijib0 posted:

Suns should license that from you, it's great.

especially with the dia de los muertos around here.

also, reminded me of the 90s, when the suns sponsored the Lithuanian olympic team and sold these:



Hell yeah, my dad has one of the tie-dye shirts the Grateful Dead put out to support that team, still wears it with pride.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Yeah, the turnaround for the Vikings over the last 6 years has been amazing, going from Favre being the funslinger, Peterson tearing poo poo up,and the Williams Wall combining with Jared Allen to ball all out, all the way through the Ponder Age, when it was terrible poo poo on the field but impressively so, and now we're the best representation of a Midwest football team: boring as oatmeal but still somehow relevant, even though nobody gives a poo poo. FWIW I don't actually expect much anything to happen this year, even if we sneak into the playoffs, but if we continue on this trend (especially contingent on Teddy progressing), next year could be way fun.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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NC-17 posted:

Diggs' rise has been really impressive. But maybe some Vikings fans can shed light on what in the sam hill happened to Cordarrelle Patterson?

Raw talent that never developed, and even appears to have backslid quite a bit. I catch rumors that he's basically too dumb to learn the playbook, but that's such a tired accusation I don't know that it holds any merit. He's still tossed in for end arounds and whatnot, but not in any appreciable fashion, especially because that's little predicable when it's the only time he's on the field.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Eifert Posting posted:

I'm so sick of the way East/West coast types stereotype the Midwest.

Go tell it to your flat endless fields of corn

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Air Bud

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Febreeze posted:

My editor told me I got 1 million views in less than 5 hours

This is the biggest thing I've ever done

I love this so much. Wish it was the dick logos, but I guess they're pretty interchangeable with Trump :rimshot:

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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effectual posted:

Why does Trump still wear the lovely toupee anyway, he's an irl Lex Luthor and might as well embrace the baldness too.

It's like the Simpsons Treehouse of Horror where Homer gets Snake's hair and it takes over his body, only instead of making him a petty, evil criminal, it

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Febreeze posted:

Happy 2016, may all our teams get hosed because life is pain

Week 16 cartoons!
http://uproxx.com/sports/nfl-cartoons-for-week-16/

If you wind up doing Bridgewater inflicting a blood eagle on Rodgers (how I interpret a Viking fatality) I'm getting that as an avatar as soon as my cackling subsides. If the Vikings lose there'll be a lot more weeping involved, but that's to be expected.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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sean10mm posted:

Plus Chip Kelly's Wild Ride is operational again! *

*For a very generous definition of "operational"

Too bad it wasn't one of the LA teams or we could make it the new Disneyland attraction.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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effectual posted:

If anyone is near Oakland, check out Hoodslam sometime. My friend took me a few weeks ago when I visited and it was pretty fun. The weed and beer helped, obv. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvFAP2c_I1k


Why are you reading SA on your phone with her then

I was disappointed Mankind wasn't used :(

I've never liked wrestling, but a few weeks ago after watching some college game on a Saturday night, I stumbled across the local wrestling broadcast (West Coast Wrestling Connection), and it blew my goddamn mind. Copious amounts of weed helped. Totally going to a taping one of these days, gotta see Gangrel in real life https://youtu.be/NYC9YgbW6xA

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Chilichimp posted:

gently caress yes, thanks, man.

Caption suggestions, anyone?

There's some joke to be made about a Dirty Bird style a la the Five Deadly Venoms, but damned if I can figure it out.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Maybe he assumed the logos were for various league sponsors?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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What's Dan Akroyd got to do with football?

Thaddius the Large
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DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

Wilson is Punjabi

Maybe a quadroon?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Eifert Posting posted:

I got Mock drafts,

I got food chat,

I got Dalton who could ask for anything more?

A playoff win?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Someday I'll be able to see something about the Titans and not have the knee jerk response be to make a Remember the Titans joke, but today is not that day.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Chilichimp posted:

Someone buy this for Cucka



...Where the gently caress it Cucka?

Febreeze, there has to be a local dispensary that would buy this poo poo off you and use it as their logo, pot shops love bad puns.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Chilichimp posted:

shakes some cinnamon on top

mistakenly uses cayenne

doesn't notice

Yeah, that sounds good! But I'm the weirdo that would add some drops of Sriracha to his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, even before the copious amounts of weed came into the picture.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Febreeze posted:

So

uh

I decided to start a lovely podcast. Any feedback is appreciated, and if things go well enough maybe I can get goons involved

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/special-report-there-is-a-podcast-now/

Jeez Febreeze, you couldn't even get it into the iTunes Podcast feed for my convenience? 0/10 will not listen

This is a way cool venture, going to listen on my way home tonight, good luck with it!

Edit:
Now having listened to it, it's good stuff. Like you guys mentioned at the onset, obviously it's not the most news-filled time to start talking NFL given we're in offseason limbo, but you covered it well by going over a lot of general discussion. It was definitely informal, basically like sitting at the bar talking football with some buddies, but that's a good thing, if I wanted more hardcore analysis I'd look to Move the Sticks or something, so it scratched a similar itch to the Garbage Time or Sports Without Balls podcasts.

Thaddius the Large fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Apr 16, 2016

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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ulmont posted:

https://twitter.com/DrawPlayDave/status/722820840752939008

Between Dave, Mays and Barnwell I'm up to at least 3 podcasts for the season coming up.

Move the Sticks and Garbage Time are good too, if you want to go full bore!

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Spoeank posted:

Actually the answer is Around the NFL

I actually was thinking I should give it a shot, since I'm finding Move the Sticks pretty repetitive and annoying during the offseason; there are only so many times I can listen to their mock drafts before I'm through. Has AtNFL been any better about it?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Brocialist posted:

:nws:http://i.imgur.com/yaHnza5.jpg:nws:

dunno why my mind immediately went to that, but there ya go. probably not NWS, but... better safe etc

That's a hell of a lot classier than I was imagining it would be, well done.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Febreeze posted:

The Iron Born in the series are basically Westeros’ version of Vikings. Plus, Theon got castrated much the same way Vikings fans get castrated every time they have hope in the playoffs.

This is way too appropriate, because when it comes to Vikings fans and hope, what is dead may never die.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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JPrime posted:

I've recorded a couple songs in the past but nothing podcast-intro-worthy :/

I play a mean tambourine, hit me up Febreeze I'll rock your world.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Brocialist posted:

WHATEVER I DON'T GIVE A gently caress



Instagram:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGPZiJGxtjk/

Smoking a bowl and staring at this for about 45 minutes was the best 45 minutes of my NFL offseason so far, thanks dude.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Brocialist posted:

yeah the effects didn't render right so sue me



fuckin' keyframe bullshit

It's goatse, nothing but goatse all the way down

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Just throwing it out there Febreeze, if you do wind up arranging the dress olympics, it would make for the most hilarious/tragic goonmeet since, well, probably just the last goonmeet.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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nerve posted:

Vice City?

swickles posted:

We are friends now.

Best posts in the thread right here.

I would also throw in Baldur's Gate 1 or 2, because I'm a horrid, shameful nerd

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

. . . not hunched over holding some loving plastic fucktoy.

Leave my wife out of this you son of a bitch

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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I want Rob Ryan's shirt

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

I got drunk last week and spent an hour or so tweeting insults at Paul Ryan

Woah I didn't realize Mel was John Boehner

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Silly Burrito posted:

Sounds like a goon-in-training.

What would constitute a goon marathon, 26.2 hour session binge watching Dragonball Z, masturbating, and posting about how Bulma works to repress Vegeta as a strong male character so she should just keep her whore mouth shut?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Mel Mudkiper posted:

http://www.si.com/tech-media/2016/10/06/joe-buck-fox-book-hair-plugs-surgery-voice

Febreeze if this isn't the basis for Saturday's comic I will be loving furious with you

Isn't that what happened to Tobias Fünke?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Hockles posted:

Judging by the jean shorts, I'd say he's a never-nude.

Shower shorts, for the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Febreeze posted:

I burned through all the Star Trek shows in order because I'd never seen DS9, Voyager and ENT and literally finished Enterprise last night.

DS9 is incredible
Voyager is basically 90% filler
Enterprise is half garbage and half interesting failures
TNG is still pretty good
TOS is still bipolar where half of it is incredible and half of it is just what the gently caress is this trash

Aw man, now I'm triggered and have such strong feelings about someone's internet opinions.

Actually, that's an almost interesting question, would you rather listen to a nerd lecture you on why your Star Trek opinions are bad and wrong, or about their fantasy football lineup? Asking for a friend

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Febreeze posted:

Yeah, but season 4 kind of started doing that and that's when it was actually kinda good, except for the worst series finale ever.

Voyager really isn't terrible (Some of it is) it's just such a let down because they had the best idea and set up for a great series but they played it safe and tried to make it TNG 2. If a series ever called for serialization it was that one. Which is why BSG was an apology for it and owned, at least for a few years. After they escape new caprica the show slowly slides into a terrible ending.


I'm not really sure what's so debatable about that opinion lineup, seems to fall within most Trek fans, what dumbass opinion do you have

Nothing that far outside it tbh, I'm a big defender of Enterprise, but I'd absolutely agree that half was terrible, and worse yet it wasn't like "seasons 1 and 2 are bad, 3 and 4 are good", it's that 50% of every single episode was decent, while the other was festering poo poo. And I detest Voyager for a whole lot of reasons, but I was mostly poking fun at myself for wanting to get all hot and bothered over silly nerd stuff on the internet.

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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

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Yeah, I like Bakula well enough, but a varsity water polo coach is a terrible choice for humanity's first ambassador to the stars. I did love a lot of the background stuff, the Vulcan social civil war and Andorian tensions were both fun, and the Enterprise being held together with baling wire and duct tape while stuck in hostile territory for a season was a continual plot line that actually worked. Half the crew was almost entirely useless, but Trip, T'Pol, and Phlox all had some decent stuff. It was a whole lot of wasted potential, but I wound up with a relatively high opinion of it, mostly because I listened to people bash it for years before ever watching, so my low standards were easily met.

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