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Urist McLee has entered the fray!
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my dad posted:It's probably not too late to post about this in the New LP thread. Sudden. Urge. To. Check. LP. Board...  ...though I'm 99% sure my dad is pulling a fast one.  Edit: Couldn't help myself~ Looks like there's magic in that 1%! 
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Oct 15, 2015 12:27
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AnoHito posted:CaptJack17 at Gmail for me if you want to. And I would be mcfuubi at gmail then.
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Oct 16, 2015 23:12
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Spermy Smurf posted:Anthony is quickly distracted by the dwarf Urist McLee who punches so hard that the tigerman is left bruised!  Spermy Smurf posted:Urist McLee punches Mogwai from behind, shattering the tiny gremlins neck. Hmm, or maybe not! 
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Oct 20, 2015 23:18
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ZeeToo posted:How is he still alive? How? Yay! Urist wasn't useless!
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Dec 2, 2015 11:33
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GreyPowerVan posted:I know, it just seems absurd. Like people who have lost both of their arms still headbutting things. I feel like the blood loss would be catastrophic and would lead to weakness pretty quick.. This reminds me of when me and my friends used to play the tabletop RPG EON (made in Sweden, not sure if it's known internationally.) That game has, instead of the normal hit point system, a system that calculates fatigue, trauma, and bloodloss, and it is fairly complex. The first time we played we didn't quite understand how this system worked, and we ended up having battles where people would shrug off losing limbs and breaking bones. It was so fun we kept playing like that even after we learned the rules properly. 
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Dec 6, 2015 04:23
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Urist with his zero kill count agrees. Heck he was practically MVP in the last round~ 
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Dec 7, 2015 15:08
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I'll have you know that Urist follows a very specific code of karmic martial arts, where true ascension can only occur through death. Your own death. Repeatedly. Over and over. In the most bloody fashion possible. Killing someone else will add a fat minus to his karma score and as such is not desirable. That, or he's just plain crap. Edit: typos
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Dec 10, 2015 10:38
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Hrmm, well, let's move on to the next round shall we~?  I'm gonna keep betting on my team even though Urist is the top nominee for the worst fighter razzie awards... 
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Dec 31, 2015 16:32
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Spermy Smurf posted:Urist McLee gets the kill after breaking a bunch of bones. A facepunch collapsed the kobolds head. Haha! Unbloodied no more~!
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Jan 14, 2016 22:28
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Spermy Smurf posted:
He was just warming up. Spermy Smurf posted:Urist dodges away from... nothing? I don't even know. Spermy Smurf posted:Urist McLee decides to join the fight and punches ShortName a few times. ShortName cannot land a blow against the dodgy little dwarf. Spermy Smurf posted:and then Urist punches his hand so hard that it explodes. In the same instant ShortName bleeds to death, and Urist is awarded the kill. Urist the kill-stealing dwarf, somehow managed to do dick all fight, but gets a kill. Spermy Smurf posted:Urist McLee's foot is shattered by Jakobs maul, and the dwarf rolls away crying like a little bitch. Anyway, I want to thank my teammates for helping Urist carry this fight to victory.
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Feb 3, 2016 14:54
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A bit late but... It seems the only way Urist can get kills is the kill-stealing way...  Oh, well. The end justifies the means, right?
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Mar 5, 2016 08:33
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Spermy Smurf posted:The game shows that Urist McLee gets the kill despite Snarls Barkley doing 99.99% of the work. Nice kill stealing! Three for three on kill stealing! I couldn't be more proud!
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Mar 23, 2016 00:13
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Cathode Raymond posted:Apeliminator is just a poorly programmed mechanical monkey. Aren't we all?
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Apr 14, 2016 10:11
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I just read through the log and HOLY CRAP Urist took a beating!Spermy Smurf posted:Urist responds by punching one of Punc Hants hands to goo. Doesn't the antwoman have steel gauntlets? What the hell just happened? Well... he actually turned a foot into goo, not a hand... mystery solved!
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Apr 22, 2016 16:35
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Maugrim posted:While you're waiting, a new DF LP has just begun in case anyone hadn't noticed. Speaking of which, and for completely unrelated reasons, where would you more lore-knowledgable people say the Arena Challenge takes place? I'm absolutely not asking because there will be a crossover event (or a brief cameo, judging by my luck) involving everyone's favorite MVP Urist McLee~ And by "take place" I mean, is it in some kind of afterlife or purgatory? Maybe somewhere in the space between the realms of dwarfhalla, werewolfhalla, molemanhalla, and every other -halla?
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May 9, 2016 16:00
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Spermy Smurf posted:Urist, grounded, manages to grab Combat's throat and strangles the gremlin until he passes out. That must have been Urist's first non-killsteal kill! I'm both proud and pissed off that he broke the streak... 
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May 17, 2016 10:48
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So... correct me if I'm wrong, but, in the last round, if A Tarantino Film loses to Team Laser Explosion 3-4 in kills, and Worker Cooperative loses to Plump Helmets 3-4 in kills... then we would have a three-way tie in wins and in kills?? In the unlikely event that that happens, I would like to suggest a proper battle royale for the spot. Or just give it to A Tarantino Film because they are clearly more worthy.  Edit: details Edit #2: I'm an idiot and I can't math~ Fuubi fucked around with this message at 13:30 on May 18, 2016 |
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May 18, 2016 12:51
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Edit: wrong DF thread derp Edit 2: I just posted a rather lengthy journal post in the new DF LP thread. I'm not trying to toot my own horn or anything, but since it concerns Urist McLee and takes place 99% at the arena, I thought you guys might be interested.  https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3774792&pagenumber=7&perpage=40#post460095198 Fuubi fucked around with this message at 12:29 on May 20, 2016 |
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May 20, 2016 05:26
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Jazzimus Prime posted:You can post journal entries in this thread if you want. There are no rules against it. Well, true, but I rather just link it, rather than posting something as bulky as that in two threads that share most of their viewers.
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May 20, 2016 12:52
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Maugrim posted:I'm very sorry I bought my fighter bronze mail in advance of this fight, obviously that's what you are referring to I gave Urist some leather armor... maybe he refers to that? (Probably not )
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May 27, 2016 11:38
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Was that it for Tarantino's chances at the playoffs then? Edit: just checked the arena homepage... very much yup. Fuubi fucked around with this message at 09:00 on May 28, 2016 |
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May 28, 2016 08:57
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So... since Tarantino is out I might as well post my build. I present to you... Urist McLee! fuubi, you are managing Urist McLee, a male Dwarf fighter. This fighter is participating in the 1054 Armok Arena League tournament as a member of A Tarantino Film. He has the following equipment. Copper Helm Leather Armor Leather Low Boots He has the following skills. Level 5 Fighting (Proficient) Level 10 Wrestling (Accomplished) Level 10 Striking (Accomplished) Level 4 Biting (Skilled) Level 6 Dodging (Talented) Level 6 Kicking (Talented) Urist McLee has 1 points currently available to spend. The biting and kicking points were completely useless, and I spent points on some iron (I think?) armor a while back that I sold a few fights later thinking it slowed him down, so I wasted a lot of good points... Edit: can't spell "out"
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May 28, 2016 13:26
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I'd say single. I'm already working on Urist's successor and assume we'll start a new season as soon as this sham of a playoff is over!
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May 31, 2016 11:11
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Spermy Smurf posted:Hey lets make suggestions on other poo poo to do on the side of this tournament and not give Spermy ideas for effortposts. Goku and Vegeta speculating/arguing about power levels and fighting move names. Preferably DBZ Abridged's version of the characters
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Jun 1, 2016 05:23
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Not a snowball's chance... but let's throw Urist McLee of Tarantino fame in the ring for some laughs!
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Jun 3, 2016 00:38
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Oh, god, I'm so sorry Urist. It was your time to rest and I dragged you into one last bloodbath... Hah! Just kidding! This will be a hilarious show, and I hope you die gloriously!
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Jun 3, 2016 12:45
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Gee, thanks for putting Urist between two stranglers...
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Jun 3, 2016 13:33
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I'm surprised Urist stayed alive and did as much damage as he did. On the other hand... wooden dagger? "Urist, you piece of crap!" says I who created him...
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Jun 4, 2016 04:06
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Maugrim posted:Well that settles it, definitely need another test tournament after this one to trial these new changes. Seconded!
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Jun 13, 2016 11:31
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I'm probably a bit late with this, but here's a (most likely messed up) list of fighters for the team melee: Tiger Man 1 Experiment Twenty-Two Strangler 1 Strangler Than Fiction Elf 1 SRIRACHA FARTSTORM RETURNS Werewolf 1 Chaz Steadyfist Goblin 1 Suck & gently caress Pighead Human 1 Bo Dwarf 1 Stumpy Dark Gnome 1 Richard Kyanka Troll 1 Here Comes Mongo! Molemarian 1 sn Troll 2 Face Werewolf 2 Jacob Strangler 2 Knife Toseeu Elf 2 Sun Tzulander the Philomodel Human 2 Roland Gorchik Werewolf 4 Eyeteeth IV Yeti 1 The Abominable Gladiator Dwarf 2 In Like Flynn Molemarian 2 Madmartigan Elf 3 Krog Bonesmasha Antman 1 Antwoman Minotaur 1 A Lost Cowman Molemarian 3 Simon Belmole Serpent Man 1 Stephen Harper Werewolf 5 Tash Al'rhyn Strangler 3 Three Gremlins in a Blender Kobold 1 Bad Munki Tiger Man 2 Candy Corn Tiger Tiger Man 3 Goku Human 3 Dontellim Pike Minotaur 2 Min/Maxotaur Minotaur 3 Rob Ford Human 4 James LargeSausage Minotaur 4 Dory Elf 4 Josie theBludgeonatrix Yeti 2 Return of Panty Thief Molemarian 4 Molegrim Tiger Man 4 Anthony Gremlin 1 Mogwai Human 5 Turquoise Tonic Human 6 Uma Thurman Dwarf 3 Urist McLee Werewolf 6 Snarls Barkley Serpent Man 2 Solomon Rabinovitz Gremlin 2 Combat Liberalism Kobold 2 Unthrottle the Axolotl Human 7 Jameson the Unruly Kobold 3 Albrik the Insignificant Antman 2 Braun Strowman Dwarf 4 Baldwin Dwarf 5 Qwarf Dwarf 6 Dusseldwarf Yeti 3 Snowshank Redemption Tiger Man 5 Tyler Durden is Hobbes Werewolf 7 3 Wolf Moon Shirt Werewolf 8 Slam Whale Willy Strangler 4 BS-45 "Apeliminator" Dwarf 7 Jimbo Akimbo Antman 3 Punc Hant Kobold 4 The Krying Kobold Returns! Molemarian 5 Ghost-trees Minotaur 5 Trump's Viscous Discharge Gremlin 3 Grimmik Strangler 5 Jupis Tooki McGannel
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Jun 18, 2016 04:19
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Pickled Tink posted:There are five fights left to run and I'll try and post at least one fight a week from here on out. I know I have said I have been kind of busy, but I need to make the time for this. I'll also accept suggestions for gimmicks for the fights, but I make no promises I'll use them. Nope, I got nothing. All my ideas either involve levers (which I don't know if the arena supports) or the the assumption that fighters will seek higher ground in case of, say, flooding...
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Jul 14, 2016 02:42
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I was born ready!
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Oct 3, 2016 01:14
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Tirius posted:I can't wait to spend days mulling over builds before watching my fighter get his skull jammed through his brain in under two seconds! Days? I spend ten minutes on it at most, and eight of those goes to figuring out a not-too-stupid name. This time, I'll make sure my guy has a weapon. That's as far as my planning goes.
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Oct 12, 2016 21:57
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my dad posted:I was just pretending to know what I was doing. Pretending? Well, hello Mister Fancy-Pants~! I wasn't even pretending at not knowing a thing.
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Oct 13, 2016 06:44
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Wot? Second place? Wohoo! Fuubi fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Nov 29, 2016 |
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Nov 29, 2016 22:45
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So... are boots on a serpent man completely useless, or does it have a comedic effect?
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Dec 2, 2016 07:51
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Synthbuttrange posted:They get one boot for the tail tip Comedic effect, then.
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Dec 2, 2016 08:08
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I was going to vote B, but then I saw a great documentary about seaslugs, and my mind was blown! A
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Dec 5, 2016 12:41
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Ramc posted:I named our team Hitmen for Armok, Fuubi and dmboogie. I like what I see so far. I am at email k i r a s e c t AT gmail if you wanna confer more. I'm completely fine with that name. I can be reached at a 0 2 l a r s v AT gmail.
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