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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The first one is an old classic, I'm still working through the rest though :getin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMxDkOsDZvo

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Idiots doing their thing and getting hurt on camera:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXgVAu_80Hs

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Elohssa Gib posted:

What was with the guy throwing water on the car?

Not entirely sure. It reminded me of one of the Killer Clown videos, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xSNiPx791A

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



I don't follow football, but I went to App State when they pulled off the upset vs the Wolverines with a blocked punt that App recovered and ran back for a game-winning touchdown. Some things never change :allears:



Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Shitbird that hiked up the price of an AIDS drug to obscene levels ($750/pill) just had a competitor release a similar pill that they sell for $100/bottle, averaging out to ~$1/pill.

http://arstechnica.com/science/2015/10/drug-with-rage-inducing-5000-price-hike-now-has-1pill-competitor/

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The anti-vaxxer study that showed (AGAIN) that vaccines don't, can't, and never did cause autism was some of the most pure and uncut schadenfreude I've had in a loooooong while.

http://www.newsweek.com/anti-vaxxers-accidentally-fund-study-showing-theres-no-link-between-autism-and-379245

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Soccer ball vs drone. Spoiler alert: soccer ball wins.

http://www.popsci.com/watch-this-soccer-ball-take-down-drone?src=SOC&dom=fb

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



syscall girl posted:

Ahahaha awesome.

If they have to put up warnings for firefighters why on earth do they have sprinklers up in there?

To give the firefighters something to fight when the sprinklers go off, duh :downs:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The kid at 3:00 "I wanna go home! I wanna go home!" was just rubbing salt in the already salty wound :twisted:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Filox posted:

No head injury. Hard hat works good.

Hard hat so good that it deflects stuff before it even hits!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Remember the taco bell exec who got fired for assaulting an uber driver? He is suing that uber driver for filming the attack. There's no way this doesn't backfire, nosiree :allears:

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/fired-taco-bell-exec-uber-attack-suing-driver-5-million-n497646?cid=sm_fb

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Some BBC nature documentary is filming a rare parrot, and the bird decides to bang the cameraman instead :parrot:

Skip to about 40 seconds in for the :pervert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T1vfsHYiKY

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Let's get back on those rails, shall we? An old classic, P. Barnes is a hero of the people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApJKqCn5Du0

Payoff is at 3:15, but the lead-up makes it so much sweeter :getin:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Samfucius posted:

Okay I know some of you like legal tongue lashings, so here you go:
gently caress You, Judge Day: The Court Opinion

The gist is that a judge in OR got a high-publicity trial for refusing to marry gay people. Turns out, he did sooooooo much more than that, and the prosecution wasn't even aware of his bigoted marriage policy until partway through their preparation. Well, he is unanimously guilty of a lot of poo poo, and the Opinion that is gonna de-judge him is brutal and hilarious.

I've made some mistakes in my life, but I don't think anyone is ever going to write nearly 50 pages with the subject "Look at this gigantic rear end in a top hat, he should never hold any job anywhere at anytime, and here are the reasons why (citations included!)"

Also, loving :lol: at someone defending any sovereign citizen, but especially that one.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Did someone say cattenfreude? Let's go to the pet spa!

http://youtu.be/Lce2ECJ6Lqc

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



veedubfreak posted:

Oh it will. Nothing dies on the internet. Check out the Taco Bell rear end in a top hat. He's pretty much blackballed everywhere now.

I haven't found anything new on his case since he decided to sue the driver who recorded him being a gigantic shitwizard about a month ago, but the general consensus seemed to be "he's hosed, and going to fail" with his lawsuit and his life in general now.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Bitcoins are the schadenfreude gift that just keeps on giving :allears:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Found in the NC thread:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Slime posted:

I season my cast iron pan by smearing it in the pineapples off of my pizza.

Is this the kind of person that Good Guys With Guns exist to take down?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Zipperelli. posted:

Schadenfreude for people in Texas who spent tons of money on hurricane prep: Harvey has been downgraded to Cat 1, and is expected to be downgraded again here soon.

These words, how do they taste?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Or Twigand Berries (may he continue to do foul deeds to consenting Erlenmeyer flasks)

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




But where are the Juggalos?

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



GrandpaPants posted:

Nah.

I do hope the dude that punched the Nazi didn't get into trouble, though.

From the Seattle Times:

quote:

Seattle police said there is not an investigation underway because no one reported a crime.

Straight into the veins with that one :swoon:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




@PrisonPlanet? Some cages are self-imposed, I guess.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Saint Freak posted:

https://twitter.com/THR/status/910624658344603649


Well this isn't schadenfreude yet per se, but I'm gonna keep my eye open for the eventual nazi tears.

Should be titled "Nazi faces, and the fists that punch them: an anthology".

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Karate Bastard posted:

Hello new username.

Just don't be Morally Inept :v:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Railing Kill posted:

Holy poo poo how would you even score this? E3, E1, E4 (I think), E8? There's at least three errors in one play, maybe four. Christ, that team was bad. Didn't they lose over 100 games?

It already looks sped up, just set it to the Benny Hill theme and nobody will be able to stop laughing at it.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Byzantine posted:

"Nurr hurr hurr i'm gonna get ink injected into my loving eyeball by Big Rusty for fifteen bucks!"
"oh gee something bad happened, who could have foreseen this"

She never saw it coming! :suicide:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Whoops.

Hope it was worth it.

Driver was neither charged, nor paid :v:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Phanatic posted:

Ahahahahah. gently caress your HOA:

http://www.khou.com/news/local/hoa-fight-over-world-war-ii-tank-in-river-oaks/479844850

Guy buys a tank and has it temporarily (he's shipping it out soon) parked out front of his house on a big sheet of plywood so it's not even damaging the pavement. HOA is throwing a shitfit, even though the neighbors apparently think it's neat, and it apparently violates no local law.



Although actually I'd laugh just as hard if the HOA brought in a tank recovery vehicle to tow it.

It's a Sherman! :neckbeard:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Zipperelli. posted:

X-post from the Florida thread, but this is pretty good schadenfreude.

UF Crowd Shouts Down White Nationalist Speaker


:lol: little pissbaby got rekt and threw a tantrum. I'M NOT OWNED! YOU'RE OWNED!

Also, this is gold:


What a little bitch. :lol:

3 nazis arrested for shooting at someone right after the rally, too. One of them was apparently already a convicted felon, so we can say goodbye to him for a few years :)


Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




It was probably an analogue to our thread on Freep. Be warned before going in: we go hunting for the most vile comments uttered on that site. The comments harvested from Freep are, at their least-terrible, on-par with racist Youtube commenters. At their worst, these people are advocating the gassing of refugee children (along the lines of Hitler's Final Solution, complete with pics of German showerheads and references to Zyklon-B), the death of gays (some of them believe that anything other than vanilla missionary makes you a 'heterosexual gay'), anti-islam ("Even then you can’t trust a Muslim because they are allowed to lie to advance Islam. In practice, Muslims will lie to you about practically anything.") and removing women from any position of authority ("This is why a woman should NEVER be president, or even court judges. They are dominated by their feelings in ways that men just aren’t."). Normally they're just little hateful balls of spite, but whenever something good happens (confederate flags being taken down/disavowed, same-sex marriage becoming a thing, etc) their tears are the absolute best :unsmigghh:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Zipperelli. posted:

Its a rough thread, but put into context (50-90 year old racists who the world has passed by) it's a lot easier to read. Honestly, that thread used to piss me off, now I just laugh at their impotent rage.

The image of them all trying to start a revolution on their rascal scooters will never not make me laugh (they always talk about starting an uprising).

CWII is coming!!!! :freep:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Ariong posted:

Would you be willing to dig up some of those same sex marriage reactions? That sounds like a real treat.

There have been 6 threads on Freep now, jesus :stare: The OP here covers the first 5, the 6th is still active. Page 585 of that thread is where the SCOTUS rulings hit that upheld the ACA subsidies, and they just stayed in a constant state of meltdown for like 2 weeks straight. Rewind a little bit and you've got some quality appetizer tears of when confederate flags were getting taken down after noted shithead draped one over the bodies of people he shot in a church, fast-forward a bit and you get the same-sex marriage reactions. Skip to page 594 for the main feast, but don't forget your appetizers!

quote:

To: C19fan

Homofascist Gay Gestapo will take away OUR marriages next

20 posted on 6/26/2015, 7:04:28 AM by CountryClassSF
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

quote:

To: stars & stripes forever
The SCROTUS is lesbian top heavy. Too many lesbians for one organization.


2 posted on 26/06/2015, 15:32:21 by FlingWingFlyer (Zippity Doo Dah, Zippity Ay! Yeeeeee Haw!!!!!)

quote:

To: The_Media_never_lie
Pedophilia is next to be legalized - sex and marriage with infants and toddlers.
Iran is correct,

USA is the Great Satan

106 posted on 6/26/2015, 9:30:36 AM by atc23 (The Confederacy was the single greatest conservative resistance to federal authority ever)

quote:

To: C19fan
May God have mercy on our wicked nation.


11 posted on 6/26/2015, 9:03:45 AM by Ronaldus Magnus

quote:

To: C19fan
Next comes Polyamorous “Marriages” Incestual “Marriages” and Trans-species Marriages.

Count on it.


16 posted on 6/26/2015, 9:04:11 AM by tcrlaf (They told me it could never happen in America. And then it did....)

quote:

To: C19fan
May America burn in Hell.


36 posted on 6/26/2015, 9:07:29 AM by greene66

E: old thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3599372&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Captain Monkey posted:

I guess I didn't realize how recently the threads had changed out. Or how long ago Obergfell was. :smith: Happier times.

:smith::hf::smith:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Quoting myself, from the military idiots thread:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



quote:

20+ years of your bullshit and I'm sure your parents are pro abortion too. God forbid they risk creating another piece of poo poo like you.

quote:

That's why all of his "insults" read like a yawn-inducing random string of incoherent words thrown out by a badly mangled spam bot with no grasp of the English language. (Those dick-enlargement spam ads are all he reads, after all. Abandon that hope, buddy. Even if they worked, your weapon would still be a defective rubber band gun.) He's too busy smacking his nuts while crying and thinking about Mother to use the exceedingly itty bitty brain he theoretically has.

I'd tell him to enjoy, but he can't ever finish, because not even his hand wants to touch him that long. It's currently applying for refugee status in Syria so it can move as far away from him as possible. Anything has to be better than being attached to that giant flapping rear end in a top hat.

Sweet mother of Christ, this dude is getting multiple new assholes ripped in him at the same time :getin:

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Another piece of schadenfreude related to Manafort: one of the other campaign advisers made a plea bargain with Mueller. The first flip is upon us!

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-30/trump-foreign-policy-adviser-pleaded-guilty-in-mueller-probe

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.01255e512d19

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Besesoth posted:

#MAGA: Manafort And Gates Arrested

:vince:

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Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008




There's part of the problem right there.

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