Nuebot posted:I love that people are getting so mad over laughing at a guy being an rear end in a top hat then getting hit by the same thing he was an rear end in a top hat about. Had it been anything butt cancer I'm sure everyone else would be cracking up over it. The comedy is you.  A missed opportunity.
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EZipperelli posted:This didn't get nearly enough love... But what's it in reference to?
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Takoluka posted:I hope Wu-Tang releases the album for free after the fact just to say "Welp, jokes on that guy." I mean, what the gently caress else is there to do? Assuming it's an actual, full-length album, who thought a one-time payment of 2 million would've been better than however much they'd get from name recognition alone?
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Anora posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhaIWfo3Zi4 Am I the only one who wishes the guy adding commentary to it gets a kick in the crotch?
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So, remember the "affluenza" kid who got off with probation for killing four people in a DUI, and who was recently allegedly caught on tape violating said probation by playing beer pong? Guuuuess who just got an arrest warrant for failing to get in touch with his probation officer? 
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Really, really NSFW due to the subject matter (not any of the actual content), but this is the greatest loving trainwreck in a while: https://storify.com/jasperrolls/the-silent-hill-wiki-circumcision-meltdown-of-2015
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:It ends? The admins for the entire wikia system got involved, since he was the head admin for the SH wiki, and blocked him from the wikia system (since he'd apparently started spreading his circumcision craziness to other game wikis he was an also an admin at). At least he saved us the trouble of figuring out what forums he posted to if/when he goes off the deep end in real life, assuming his username is his real name.
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LawfulWaffle posted:It was a wild ride from start to finish, but Alex Shepherd is the name of a character in Silent Hill: Homecoming. You'll know when he reregisters because Silent Hill (and Xenogears/Xenosaga) Wikias will start having long, anti-male genital mutilation rants on every character's bio. I'm at school now (so like hell am I opening that article now), but I could've sworn he was using another username that looked like a real name in that private chat he had with VoidBurger relatively early on in the shitstorm.
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Didn't he already claim that when he faked getting so angry that he punched a fridge and broke his wrist?
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Hexyflexy posted:I was absolutely fine with them almost my entire life, until a few years ago when I had to go somewhere important, and on my way out, one of the fuckers ran up a tree next to me, and purposefully shat on my head. Man, why do you have to be such a shithead?
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LonsomeSon posted:It's a platform you balance on, which then moves out from under you like someone yanking on a rug. Who the gently caress thought that was a good idea? People who needed Back to the Future II to be as historically accurate as possible? 
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Arctic Baldwin posted:MRA website that is fantastically short sighted But you repeat yourself. 
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Do go to We Hunted the Mammoth, though; they filter through that poo poo to give us the gems of stuff to mock from MRAs.
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ekuNNN posted:Are women not allowed in the armed right-wing militia or something? What's with the weird old-fashioned "women and children" thing? So the militants can claim the moral high ground if and when they inevitably get caught up in the cross-fire of an armed confrontation.
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Anora posted:Buying that swisher for said child could result in a $500 fine for the company and the person who bought it, plus whoever sold it would lose their job. Had I taken any money, which I didn't, I would have bragged all the gently caress about it. And that's assuming the kid isn't part of some sting by the police to see if the place is actually complying with the law.
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Anyone have a better link to the article (or full-text)? I just keep getting redirected to their Twitter page for whatever the gently caress reason whenever I try it.
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wayfinder posted:http://news.softpedia.com/news/ant-simulator-canceled-after-team-spends-the-money-on-booze-and-strippers-499697.shtml Ehhh, I honestly feel awful for the developer. As funny as "spent the money on strippers and booze" is on the surface, he got royally hosed over with (apparently) no way to hold them culpable beyond canceling it.
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Another fun fact/horrible little irony: the legislation to create the Secret Service came onto Lincoln's desk on the same night he thought he'd have a relaxing time at Ford's Theater.
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I was expecting something more like him breaking the entire branch off, honestly.
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Feb 27, 2016 22:38
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Solice Kirsk posted:In the abortion thread someone was posting their workout routine over and over again in the middle of a heated debate. It was beautiful. Someone happen to have links to the relevant bits? I keep hearing about this, but I gotta see it for myself.
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ElGroucho posted:Gawker were a bunch of hypocrites, refusing to post young celeb debutante hacked pics, but pretty much putting Hulkamania porn on the front page, brother Seriously, some of the poo poo they said sounded like it was ripped straight from GTA.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Okay, I have to know. What the hell did they say? The one thing that stuck out from the CNN article on it: "Turkel [Hulk's lawyer] invoked a 2013 interview in which Denton [Gawker's founder] said 'invasion of privacy has incredibly positive effects on society.'"
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Mar 20, 2016 00:44
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Wouldn't be surprised if the rental contracts included some clause that basically goes "if your dumb rear end tries to drive the truck under an under-height bridge, you agree you are 100% liable for the damages."
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The lesson to be taken away from this is to loudly shout "gently caress YOU" any time you see a Minion (if you weren't already).
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Is there a single person in the upper management of FIFA that isn't hilariously corrupt in some fashion?
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Apr 6, 2016 20:03
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T-minus until someone makes a Loss edit out of those?
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WarpedNaba posted:It's like this and like that and like this and uh I like it, I like it!
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artsy fartsy posted:Yeah and you even use it to wash out bacteria from the body. That's why we ladies are supposed pee after sex, and it also gives us a chance to reflect What if we have to pee right after? 
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Apr 13, 2016 20:25
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Good god, it's like it's his trademark to make any media event have at least some kind of awkward-as-all-hell moment.
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We need to let him move past and heal, first.
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Testekill posted:https://theintercept.com/2016/05/25/american-sniper-chris-kyle-distorted-his-military-record-documents-show/ Whodathunk that the guy who bullshitted about sniping
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Doom Rooster posted:I'm not some kind of word scientist or anything, but I am pretty sure that if you rape someone, that does make you a rapist. The article posted:(Turner was not convicted of rape. He was convicted of sexually assaulting an intoxicated and unconscious woman behind a dumpster at Stanford.) Granted, that's pretty much purely pedantic, since rape typically gets charged as sexual assault.
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What do you tell a short person who had their leg amputated? You need to grow a foot.
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Have some personal 'freude. So, my grandma was being held in the hospital overnight, and we decided we'd go visit her. Problem was, none of us knew where the gently caress in the city that hospital was, and my dad was thinking his GPS was only gonna get us "close", so he asked me to look the place up on his tablet while he was driving. ...His browser was opened to some milf porn.
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Shillary posted:Is "Oh no my parents watch porn and/or have sex" really still a thing? It's 2016 everyone watches porn, masturbates, and fucks when they can. I'm fine with him watching whatever he's into in private, just... Didn't want to be exposed to it while I'm trying to find directions. At least it didn't autoplay?
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Jun 17, 2016 18:05
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They'd land perfectly for a badass YouTube video that would somehow make them some serious dough?
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HelloIAmYourHeart posted:I love this third world ingenuity stuff, although I have to wonder how they got it off the boat whenever they got where they were headed. Watch the video in reverse.
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All those words for a sport where you turn left 500 times.
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Bedshaped posted:Were the eyes open? Can you really tell when they're popped out?
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