Luvcow posted:

BYOB Halloween 2016: I'm still trying to get my poo poo together enough to make the dog wear some toilet paper or something for the costume contest

Whiz Palace posted:

I can see a mini-Boxer rebellion happening thanks to Chinagoons. Like, it wouldn't be a good thing in any way, but I would totally understand.

Hogge Wild posted:

posting that used to get you a ban

AlphaKretin posted:

Yesss you added the window.

Karate Bastard posted:

Nevermind that hogwash, I need to know whether this is a :groverhaus: or a , stat!

SinineSiil posted:

Derek Smart was still posting here?
What were his posts about usually?

SinineSiil posted:

Was he liked there? Ironically?

Josef bugman posted:

Love Poutine?

Haven't said sorry today and now I feel unclean?

Spend more time than I should thinking of making better bacon?

-God save the queen plays and Manchurian candidate program kicks in- Must kill all people who want a Republic?

Think that the newfie accent is still weird?

Have a shrine to Zap Rowsdower?

Chichevache posted:

Why don't you eat bear?

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

im going to jam chopsticks into all your eyeballs so you can't post any more

RyokoTK posted:

"more like Something Sensitive " is a whine from time immemorial

an oddly awful oud posted:

Nissans are marketed almost exclusively to subprime car buyers and are utter crap next to all their competition. They're the FCA of Japanese brands: dreary, shoddy plastic garbage with obsolescent engines, hateful transmissions, and suspension and chassis engineering that feels like every bushing is made of soft-serve. Altimas and Maximas are driven exclusively by people who can't afford a lovely BMW, but still want to weave through traffic and change lanes without signalling. If you're driving down a strip mall and suddenly feel a profound lash of depression, it's probably because there's a Nissan dealer nearby. They tried to built a front-wheel-drive LeMans car, missed the first three races, and managed to run exactly one (1) race with it before giving up. They turned the Pathfinder into a crossover to complement their crossover designed specifically for retirees (the Murano). Sitting in a Versa causes cancer and makes dogs commit suicide. Carlos Ghosn fired a superlaser and a million 300ZX TTs, R32 GT-Rs, and Sentra SE-Rs suddenly cried out and were then silenced, and now you can pay $1900 to put some Star Wars badges on your Rogue which helpfully comes with a helmet because they assume you're either a retard or ashamed to be driving it and want to hide your face. They looked at what happened to Mitsubishi since the 1990s and said "yes, I'll have some of that". What the gently caress are you even talking about.

BJPaskoff posted:

Every time I read a post in this thread that came from another thread I have bookmarked, the forums feel slightly smaller. How many active users are in this place these days again?

tentawesome posted:

I didn't think a meteorologist's dog would be so controversial.

Phimosissy posted:

I think it's hosed up if that weather man ever calls for thunderstorms because dogs hate thunder but I bet he does

Nostradingus posted:

You're aware that meteorologists don't summon the weather, right?

Fathis Munk posted:

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HAARP

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

so were you thinking of some kind of roll-on reodorant stick steeped with eau de vagina that transwomen can buy, or what

U.T. Raptor posted:

Jeza posted:

We've come a long way towards interracial understanding, but whitey is still a long way from finding out those unspeakable Congo secrets.

VanSandman posted:

any music you have to be trained to appreciate sucks

Chichevache posted:

Haha, you're a necrophiliac.

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

I'm betraying myself here, but no they just swapped control of one part of the game for another part and are still #1/2 power in bad dumb game

Pick posted:

Had to have the vet out to work on Russell and his troublesome genitals again today. Heads up for discussions of male animal anatomy, veterinary care, and some serious ickiness.

Some of you might remember my post about Russell and his sheath problems a few months ago. His sheath swelled up and there was a large, bloody sore on the end of it so I called the vet out. Vet cleaned him out (which I’d just done a couple months before) and in addition to some serious nastiness inside his sheath he also found lots of small growths of tissue on his penis. Had one biopsied and we found out that Russell has equine papillomavirus. Those growths can become cancerous but unfortunately there’s not really anything we can do about it. In the meantime, those extra growths of tissue sometimes cause irritation which is what happened about a week ago.

His sheath swelled up and was bloody again so I did what the vet had me do last time (give him penicillin shots for a week) which cleared him up then. This time he was fine for a couple days after the round of antibiotics but then his sheath started to smell awful (I could smell him from several yards away) and it was crusty, goopy, and had some bloody discharge coming out of it so I had the vet come back out today.

In addition to those growths we had biopsied before (which have gotten a little larger in the last few months), the head and tip of his penis and the inside of the wall of tissue surrounding his penis are all very rough and wrinkled. Look almost like coral or a brain. Those areas are all supposed to be mostly smooth. Because they are so full of crevasses, dirt, dead skin cells, and in Russell’s case since he is a lazy and gross gelding and doesn’t fully extend his penis before he pees–urine tend to accumulate there and can cause irritation and infection. Russell’s always had personal hygiene issues but these new growths just cause more trouble in that department so the vet cleaned him out really good again today (lots of blood, puss, and smegma; so gross), gave him a huge dose of penicillin and an anti-inflammatory shot, and said I’ll probably just have to clean him out every month or two from now on.

We’ll keep our fingers crossed that that’ll keep him going for a long time! If any of the warts do become cancerous there’s not really much that can be done though. My vet said he did perform a horse penis amputation once before but there’s no way I’d want to put Russell through that.

whiteyfats posted:

That's not a funny picture, that's not a funny picture at all!

Johnny Aztec posted:

Poor Freckles, thought of ants got dick cancer and died

Garrand posted:

PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: Now with text walls about horse genitals

BrandorKP posted:

Pyf Funny Pictures: come for the pics stay for the rotting horse cock.

Paladinus posted:

Anime is bad.

bEatmstrJ posted:

Today I ripped out the sub-floor where my tub is going to be installed. Took surprisingly more effort than I expected, until I found a good way to cheat.

devicenull posted:

Are those engineered I beams that you cut the top off of?

angryrobots posted:

drat, when I used to run electrical, I was only allowed to drill the middle 1/3 of these engineered beams....you've removed all the compressive strength of the joists in an area of heavy loading!

bEatmstrJ posted:

Got the plumbing installed for the new tub. Also chopped about two inches off the top of the I beams (I know, I know).



Next up:
- Put some new tops back on the I beams
- Beef up the I beams some more
- Install the new subfloor

Bibendum posted:

I started writing up a big post but I don't think it will be constructive.
Basically the jist is this: You've done a really bad thing and are making some choices that will have serious consequences. I suggest stopping here for a bit and thinking things over. Also ask lots of questions and listen to what alot of people are about to say here.

Raised by Hamsters posted:

Bare in mind that I am no engineer and hopefully one of those will show up, however - it really isn't "code compliance" that you should be worried about here.

Those beams are using a couple of individually weak members, which when locked together form an individually strong whole. Cutting the top off​ didn't weaken them by 25% or whatever vertical distance you went through. Instead you kind of made then non functional. And did this to a bunch in a row.
Also on rereading, you were planning to lower the tub into the floor? I don't think that will be an option here...

kid sinister posted:

Holy loving poo poo. We have a new grover.

You aren't supposed to cut the flanges on engineered beams!!! You just made your project a LOT bigger. Those beams will need to be replaced.

Baronjutter posted:

I think much in the way an immune system with absolutely nothing to do sometimes just ends up attacking its self, the suburban home owner with a perfectly nice house with nothing that needs remodeling or fixing can go a bit nuts and just start attacking its self to the point that it begins to gnaw away at the load bearing elements of the building. It's like an auto-immune disorder, except with amateur builders.

bEatmstrJ posted:

This may come as a shock, but i'm not actually a licensed contractor, just a lowly ambitious DIYer. Mistakes will be made. Fortunately I can afford my mistakes. If you're ok with builder-grade bathrooms then more power to you, but I like a different level of house.

Motronic posted:

What's the popcorn smiley again?

Seriously dude.....you are in over your head. Lots of people do perfectly well at DIY remodels and know where they hit a reasonable limitation. But you don't have that. You blew through multiple structural members and thought there was nothing wrong with that. In fact I'm still not convinced you even understand the scope of what you did.

Bad Munki posted:

I look forward to the part where he carries on with the rest of it and then when he has someone actually come in to repair the underlying structure, it turns out all his improvements have to come out because they're going to have to rip up the whole floor to replace those I-joists.

Or, the bathtub self-installs to the floor below at some later date.

canyoneer posted:

I was thinking more like the bathtub falling through the floor in Breaking Bad, because there will probably be blood

Outrail posted:

I looked at the photo for quite a while. Then I googled 'engineered beam'. Then I looked at the photo a bit more.

loving lol why. And he wants to put a pool of water that weighs how much on top of that?

He's a few steps from invoking the puppet master defense.

syscall girl posted:

They are both pretty dumb but even if they'd finished putting in the bath over that then they'd likely be out a working bathroom in short order. Hole in the exterior wall and lack of support for the roof and upper floor(s) is more critical.

Now if the bathroom is on a second story

Tiggum posted:

It's not hyperbole to say that that is the nicest bathroom I have ever seen. It's like the sort of bathroom you build in The Sims because you don't want to waste time with them getting stuck behind each other and shooing each other away. You see the first photo and you think "yeah, that's a nice bathroom", but then you scroll down and realise you'd seen less than half of it. And this maniac thought he could make it better?

Absurd Alhazred posted:

You're Weird Al?

Sabreseven posted:

Turns out I am probably allergic to blue cheese, my rear end is burning with such malice and evil that I'm half expecting two midgets and a loving wizard turning up to carry it into Mordor.



Never again.

surebet posted:

dude had an ar-15, tries for a melee but somehow manages to throw it at the cop instead

Wiggly posted:

The shotgun was not loaded.

http://www.9news.com/news/crime/body-cam-video-shows-split-second-decision-of-deputy-who-shot-armed-suspect/440574391

Zaphod42 posted:

An AR-15 is a rifle, son. Not a shotgun.

canyoneer posted:

Actually you'll find it was an unshot gun if you watch the video

Inspector Hound posted:

"cheese crystals" sounds like a drug you'd find in the South in the future

Jeza posted:

http://leg.state.fl.us/statutes/index.cfm?App_mode=Display_Statute&URL=0800-0899/0893/0893.html

Tyramine is actually a Schedule 1 substance in Florida, categorised as a hallucinogenic. And according to Florida:


Which would probably include tyrosine crystals in cheese.

honda whisperer posted:

Someone tell tcc so we can kill a goon with a cheese overdose.

SaltyJesus posted:

I dunno, I feel like heart attacks are a thing already.

VanSandman posted:

Why'd he close the office? To keep out Schmorky?

Field Mousepad posted:

I copied it and then quoted it. I don't know what the hell happened there.

Lime Tonics posted:

hair stairs,



click for big.

no idea why.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Oh I can't go out tonight I have to comb my stairs.

High Lord Elbow posted:

WHY THE gently caress ARE THERE HAIR STAIRS gently caress THIS LETS BLOW UP THE PLANET

Seriously, the existence of hair stairs makes me angry enough to eradicate all life on earth.

there wolf posted:

When you have no money for carpet but a bag full of cheap wigs.

Seriously, this looks like something someone on a design competition show would come up with if forced to decorate a room out of the contents of a dumpster.

TTerrible posted:

It must feel amazing on bare feet.

DirtRoadJunglist posted:

It's so luxurious, too. Do they shampoo it on chore day?

Breetai posted:

For the Americans, in Australia; a country where 'oval office' can be a term of affection, this would absolutely start a fight (which we call a 'barney').

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

That was a really hosed up response and it was almost so passive aggressive that it became aggressive aggressive.

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

Oh please won't someone protect me from those people with smoke inhalation and crispy relatives.

Lovely Joe Stalin posted:

loving immigrants, coming round here and taking my horrific fiery death.

communism bitch posted:

A good white british family could've burned alive in that towering inferno, but oh no, the bleeding heart diversity officers had to move a bunch of loving immigrants in instead.