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lmaoboy1998 posted:Baby: Goo goo ga ga.
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2015 12:16 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 00:51 |
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Locker room etiquette:manyak posted:me (trying to act intimidatintg ) what the gently caress? Dude did I just catch you takeing a peeak at my loving johnson dude? The gently caress (i walk over and try to get in your personal space, my dick is hanging out as i walk over) Are you loving gay dude? You thought i wouldnt notice, you peaking over here out of the corner of your eye, seeing the outline of my dick? (i raise my fist like im about to SOCK you) (one thumb comes out of the fist, making it a "thumbs up" ) Nice dude haha
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2015 21:36 |
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The Golden Man posted:Me, slowly opening the door to my dads den: dad I bought Japanese blue jeans again because of my anxiety animal drums posted:my parents: Mike we've pooled together the family's money to send you to an extremely gay and stupid school, but only on the condition that you promise to do this for real and make money
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2015 18:51 |
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Skylark posted:i swear on steve jobs' grave that i will make an additional, third movie about steve jobs' grave
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2015 07:47 |
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The Golden Man posted:(Chanting under my breath) Triticum Guzzler posted:
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2015 05:52 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:that whole thread is great It really, really is. Triticum Guzzler posted:Life has just turned to pure poo poo lately for a lot of reasons. One is that my dick is fairly average, a mere 7.5 inches, but fairly wide, I buy XXL condoms, I have depression and roam the streets at night in a Batman costume laying SSRI spiked caltrops to thwart the cum loads of bad guys, growling "I am the Anorgasmic Gamer" from the shadows. Two is that life just sucks. The Golden Man posted:(thulsa doom appears atop snake mountain between two flaming pyres and declaims loudly to his acolytes below)
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2015 20:17 |
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Thread title: I can tell when a guy just had sex:tumor looking batty posted:title says it all. i can tell when a guy has just had sex anne frank fanfic posted:Cause he pulls out of your Butt Hole bitch !
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# ¿ Dec 10, 2015 19:22 |
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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 13:58 |
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manyak posted:Husband pulls up in the driveway in a black BMW, steps out and is wearing a perfectly tailored bespoke suit -- walks into our mansion wherre i have prepared a really fancy corsair style meal for him and a non-IPA craft beer (overly hoppy beers are for hipsters w no taste buds) . later were watching Hulu premium on our home theatre and he takes off his shirt revealing a perfectly sculpted body from free Crosstfit classes at his work. He starts loving me really shittily and gayly while making retard noises
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2015 21:51 |
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Skylark posted:my wife is awesome, she also agrees apple is supreme over microsoft and google 👏👏 and we like watching netflix original series on the couch together. and thats about the extent to which i can connect with a woman
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2016 02:12 |
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Soulex posted:My son (20 months) has started talking. He knows some words, but not always the context. However, sometimes he gets it so spot on its crazy. He doesn't say " mom, dad, milk..." Whatever. We learned what words he can say the following ways: I.N.R.I posted:my kid can say stuff like,, apple compiuter, and apple computer only $199.99 at Best Buy, and he loves watching videos on his iPad, but my wife wanted to use it so hshe took the iPad from him and he said why don t you just buy your own iPad mom, theyre literally $199.99 at Best Buy right now
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 03:32 |
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anne frank fanfic posted:The last time i said i wanted to gently caress a girl until she died everyone freaked out, but when i said it at my wedding everyone was all 'awww'
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 05:23 |
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Skylark posted:That guy is going to find out in Heaven that the most notable factoid about his life is that he was the first guy in history to write "Dexters Lab" intalics
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 16:37 |
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Puppy Galaxy posted:they post things an earnest teenage girl would post in GBS and people get incredibly angry about it. it's pretty funny imo. Not being a bitter, frustrated 30-year-old computer janitor is the greatest crime in modern GBS
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2016 16:56 |
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Thinking about how feminism might have played out if the Axis had won:
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 04:05 |
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"Don't sign your posts" is my favorite forums memeBarnacle Djinn posted:bike are cool and deg is a gay retarded idiot bitch Social Media posted:unreal tournament announcer: double signature
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2016 21:40 |
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SS Oath:no they will not posted:SS Oath by Adolf Hitler Skylark posted:(In full Nazi outfit) I promise Hitler that I think your beliefs are good (trying not to laugh, i stifle a chuckle which is really inappropriate at Nazi meetings - Im absolutely giddy) I will use my gun and die, if I have to, to fight for what Hitler says and wants lol. I solemnly swear to Hitlers flag that everything about Nazi is good - and I have full knowledge that it includes psycho poo poo like killing Jews lmfao -- I love it all, Amen. Grandmother of Five posted:2016 fyad: hitler is sooo good. i love him. this much *holds up arms really far apart*
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2016 17:07 |
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manyak posted:Beavis: I always thought If I was going to shove something in my pee hole id be like... Yeayuhh, ooh-ahh, yeah, stuff like that anne frank fanfic posted:Sex positive therapist (in willy wonka tone): no, dont stick a bicycle pump in your urethra and inflate it
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2016 08:20 |
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gfsincere posted:There isn't a single person in Congress that I wouldn't destroy if they tried to bring me into a committee on anything. no they will not posted:Congress: Why did you use the dark web to leak classified US military information to Russia, China, and North Korea?
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2016 21:04 |
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manyak posted:
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2016 15:43 |
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NTT posted:The whole thread is good Skylark posted:
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 03:26 |
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lmaoboy1998 posted:He was my North, my South, my East and West manyak posted:[smiling and laughing, making lots of eye contact with camera\] haha, hey bros. If youre watching this video, that means im dead [jump cut to making an exaggerated sad face] Oh no!! [jump cut back to smiling and chuckling] Haha, its okay bros. Life is endless suffering, unimaginable fame and wealth was not enough to grant me a single moment of contentment haha
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2016 17:51 |
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Hogge Wild posted:Rename QCS to Clown Forum. FactsAreUseless posted:Please don't insult clowns. They work very hard for little reward to maintain a dying form of comedy, which-- oh. Oh no. Oh god.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2016 20:39 |
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1337JiveTurkey posted:I was catching up on the thread sick with a fever when I impulsively bought my first and last big red custom title and instantly regretted it.
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2016 19:42 |
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FactsAreUseless is cool because he actually cares deeply about the forums, he just keeps it in perspective
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2016 04:50 |
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Shame Wagon posted:The context is the aus chat thread in gbs. Skylark posted:I went to page one of the thread to see why it caused someone to shove some kind of object into his urethra, and the stated premise of the thread is to post pictures of "Big animals" such as a big lizard.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2016 17:44 |
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Derek Smart has been banned after posting a psycho diatribe doxxing someone in the awful Star Citizen forum:Triticum Guzzler posted:* I have extensive AI experience; so pattern recognition is something that my brain is wired for. Your post patterns, sentence composition, context connectivity, and word usage, were a dead giveaway. The more you posted, the more obvious it became that you were a dude.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 19:54 |
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SinineSiil posted:Was he liked there? Ironically? They loved him, because the only thing that can stop some guy who is promising a really great space game but is probably going to fail on delivering it is "the same guy but less successful," apparently. Hell maybe it was ironic. The whole thing is really embarrassing, I don't know.
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2016 21:29 |
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pog boyfriend posted:i would be happier if TCC was closed down, the idea that there is a forum that you can watch people slowly decline in life quality until they end up addicted to hard drugs is really disturbing to me and hurts my soul. people say there is funny stuff that comes out of it but that is very rare compared to how usually it is just filled with drawn out sad stories. i have lost a few friends to addictions so i am biased in this matter but i would just figure i weigh in. no particular care towards the goon doctor, to me as long as people respect the rule that people there are not actual doctors giving professional medical advice it seems alright if a little weird drilldo squirt posted:I have to agree, tcc is more horrifying than funny. pog boyfriend posted:gently caress off. now that drilldo squirt agrees with me i think the drug forum is good. keep it around. gently caress
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# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 18:58 |
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Re: George Michael's death:tumor looking batty posted:*brain straining hard, thinking about the pi sign and godel’s incompleteness theorem, thinking about the surface area of the Great Pyramids of Giza, thinking about The Hanged Man tarrot card and Nautilus shells and Fibonacci numbers* Two first names.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2016 02:27 |
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ol yeller posted:[leaning really far back in my chair] actually ive been reading a lot about hinduism. lot of intere [gets really scared cause i feel like my chairs about to tip over] Grandmother of Five posted:if an advanced race of aliens looked down on Earth, they'd be disgusted about religion. i wish i could live amongst them, in a place where people free their minds from thinking about beliefs and ethics, and instead think about computers and how to make them bigger
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2016 18:11 |
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deadly_pudding posted:Dear GIRLFRIEND ,
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# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 16:19 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:hmm for some reason this place is making less money now that it appeals exclusively to rain man's cousin steve who had a model of the death star dropped on his head as an infant and is legally married to a wiki page [all the mods and admins join hands for a seance to seek answers from beyond the mortal realms, hitler appears in the middle of the table and announces "u can say tranny now"]
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2017 16:35 |
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no they will not posted:
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2017 08:39 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:When you get what you want but not what you need: shooting cannonfuls of loose change at the homeless thread vol XVIII
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2017 19:35 |
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Replaying Bioshock in Trump's America:Skylark posted:First impressions of the playthrough so far:
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# ¿ Feb 5, 2017 21:36 |
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no they will not posted:intel: Sir. Report just came in from hq. Apparently star citizen thread poster Burpo_Stephenuniverse just figured out that the 5 people all calling him a dumbass for similar reasons was actually a coordinated top secret special ops strike.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 18:37 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:What is this about? Forums poster Nevvy Z reported Black Baby Goku over a hundred times in the Games DOTA thread, then reported BBG again for two separate posts making fun of him in Imp Zone for doing it, then reported a mod and an admin for revealing that he had reported BBG. Thread in question: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3812547&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Punished Chuck has a new favorite as of 06:29 on Mar 12, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 06:23 |
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That whole thread is good as hell: net cafe scandal posted:*effortlessly evading the Xenomorphs clumsy blows* Ok, this has been fun, but I think it's about time I killed you. Work Friend Keven posted:(Jason punches a mans head off and the head lands in a trash bin, which then slams shut) (I walk from the shadows behind the bin doing a slow clap) real nice Jase... but if you're done warming up I'm going to kick your rear end. net cafe scandal posted:*Interrupting Hannibal Lecter mid-speech* Get out of my way you gay old man.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2017 03:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 00:51 |
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little munchkin posted:more cool thoughts from the dude who hates having muscles Triticum Guzzler posted:RETARDED VERSION OF WERNER HERZOG: [observing a fireman carry a soot covered dog from a burning building] Here in this America, this man's brazen and abhorrent crimes are celebrated. A staccato chorus of applause from the slapping together of wet pussy lips.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2017 14:56 |