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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Funky See Funky Do posted:

A code of ethics doesn't begin and end at slurs. I think for this thread to really be productive we should throw out some hypothetical moral conundrums and see where we all land.

I'll start us off.

You're walking in a park and you see a woman being chased by a goose. Do you:

A) Attempt to help the woman
B) Film it to post it on the forums
C) Call the goose a racial slur

Tezer posted:

What does a goose consider a slur.

fun hater posted:

honky hehehe

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

A discussion of how, Rules-As-Written, one can make infinite clubs infinitely quickly in 3.X D&D, ends thusly:

kafziel posted:

You go to the woods, exchange zero money for the raw materials of a club, then create the club in planck time. Makes perfect sense.


kafziel posted:

Get the gently caress out.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I'm not sure what's more shameful, that I clicked that link, or that I saw the image and went "eh, I've seen worse".

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

If I said that smooth brain was a koala-ty insult, would that be too much of a reach?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I never knew I needed Trumpified anime but God drat do I.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Set up is a thread someone posted claiming that Genesplicer is dead.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

gene's gunna probe the poo poo out of you in 6-8 weeks.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Sir Lemming posted:

No, Fleta. You are the forums.

And then, Fleta was a goon.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Or Cosbycoin, but that's, uh, problematic these days.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I hope they kept him on; he obviously needed the dough.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

He wants to smoke your bud!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Arcsquad12 posted:

So today I went to the Star Trek: Starfleet Academy experience in Ottawa, and I saw at least three potential pedophiles and a bunch of receding jawlines.

happyhippy posted:

So they had mirrors, thats not futuristic!

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

My post is there as set-up

Marcade posted:

That has a shameful lack of Paul Bearer. And Kanyon, and Larry Sweeney, and Brodie Lee, and Jesus Christ the more people I think of the more depressing it is.

sticklefifer posted:

Jesus Christ's pro wrestling career was pretty overrated, imo.

ZixTheYeti posted:

And very unprofessional. Took a spear, laid down for a 3 count, then no sold it.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

My Lovely Horse posted:

That is so good for going for a less obvious move than the Crucifix

As I said in that thread I still think a crucifix powerbomb into a spear would be an amazing tag team finisher. Call it the God killer or something.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

It strikes me as especially strange because pasta is only straight until it gets wet.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Vagina al dente is not a term I expected this morning.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Lobok posted:

"Ah yes, and I will have uh, the vagina dentata, per fah-vor-ay."
*waiter walks away perturbed*
"Honey! You wanted the vagina al dente! Do you know what you just ordered?"

So it'll have a little more bite to it, so what?

*looks at thread title* Hah, that's two PYF threads I have named now.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

EasilyConfused posted:

:science: Technically it's three-fifths of a colon

Ah yes, the Three-Fifths Colonpromise.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Captain Jesus posted:

It's always a treat when SMG appears outside of Cinema Discusso and shares his obscure wisdom on a topic thought to be outside his area of expertise.

SMG quoted me in that thread with something that has zero relevance to what I posted and I'm like, is this what it's like to post in Cine D? Those poor bastards.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The rocket's leaving soon
The payload we must prune
So we'll send no eggs
but the question begs
Are we bukakke'ing the moon?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Alternatively, if the Russians were involved, it'd be Spunknik.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Fat Shat Sings posted:

The Prime Directive is the star trek universes age of consent law because the USS Michael Jackson would not leave pre-warp societies alone

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

With her, it's more like I'm back to teaching middle school and the class mean girl is having a meltdown at me. And I stopped teaching for a reason.

Meanwhile, I just had to explain to my coworker that his "hilarious" idea that a male person named Jeff and a female person named Jeffrita could somehow get mixed up in a military recruitment medical check and be sent to "opposite' jobs where the MAN BAKES CUPCAKES (the gender horror of it all! a man baking! WHAT A CRAZY DAY!) and the woman LEARNS TO FLY APACHE HELICOPTERS (in the 1940s?? also women can't fly helicopters because our periods interfere with the instruments) because of a paperwork error.

And when I said, "So, what, they each went into the medical exams and no one noticed they were the opposite gender that their intake paperwork generated?" His explanation was somebody messed up. To which I responded, "Someone hosed up looking at a penis?"

And because I know he will just delete any notes I wrote and put a slapdash, lovely version in its place, I'm having to secretly message my boss.

I'm pulling a sickie the second I finish polishing this latest watery turd to the rest of my ability. This job pays dick and I would rather eat my pen than have to listen to the O-ring whine one more time about how I don't understand comedy because I point out logic errors in his lovely jokes. WHICH IS MY EXACT JOB.

"Someone hosed up looking at a penis?" really got me for some reason.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

...turn on your monitor?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Remove the deer crossing signs.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

flavor.flv posted:

They should move them to less busy roads. It'll be safer if they cross there

I was going for a Sam Kinison was killed by a drunk driver reference and, well, it made sense to my barely awake brain, okay?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Speaking of Sam Kinison, one of the funniest things I have ever heard was during a skit about a Heaven vs. Hell baseball game, they mention "there's Sam Kinison, snorting up the left field line".

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Nintendo runs Foxconn?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Until the very end there I was certain that was a 2004ish rant.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

zedprime posted:

That feeling when your brain is on reading autopilot but suddenly wakes up and needs to figure out what thread you're in because of what you read

I'm not sure if I should be happy or sad that I knew what that was referring to before I clicked it.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Ak Gara posted:

do you WANT another Battlefield Earth!?

Powershift posted:

Yes, very much so.




Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Never seen 'em make ground beef?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

As someone who may or may not own a boat, I agree.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Different thing, the vacuum cleaner one was a taint boil and the last time I posted it I probated myself for doing it because it is disgusting.

I knew I was an awful person when I read that story and went "yeah, I bet that was a relief" rather than disgust. I've seen horrible poo poo, is what I'm saying (turn my monitor on, etc)

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Bobby Digital posted:

Goddammit don’t give Lin Manuel Miranda ideas

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

I like QCS first and foremost due to the Kramer » Richards pipeline, but also because of the imagined sectarianism. People couldn't possibly think my thread of choice is bad, it's a concerted effort by the forums with bg images to ruin it and doxx me.


(DW is trying super hard to make the Kramer Richards bit a thing, and well...)

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Yeah, you make them go through the enchanted piss forest first.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

It's a "yes and?" approach. If a player wants to math open a door, give me an explanation why it would work. If what they say is entertaining, fun, or advances the story, I say go for it. Granted, I say that as someone who quit playing tabletop more than 20 years ago because of a bad railroad GM (and a furry GM who tried to sexually assault my character with his DMPC faerie dragon; great way to find out that furries exist).

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Well what do you suggest we do with all these outlets, then?

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?


coupedeville posted:

I always wondered why kobe beef was so expensive.

devmd01 posted:

No no no, Kobe beef is transported in helicopters.

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Warning, looking at the Kratom thread will eat several hours of your day and make you sound like a parrot with Tourette's as you softly mutter "what the loving gently caress" constantly. Other than that, a great read.

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