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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Practical Demon posted:

I think it mostly boils down to the them being white thing.

Everyone knows the Irish are actually moon worshipping pagan bog-monkey men of savage Scythian ancestry who are as uncivilized as wild injuns.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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trapped mouse posted:



It's true, the idea that the future could possibly be worse than the past is exclusively a 21st century idea.

Also, what is that supposed to be? Nuclear wasteland? Because that specific fear has been going on since the cold war.

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever.”
-George Orwell, 1949

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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zakharov posted:

The Spartans lost.

The Persians were obviously the good guys. The Persian empire was very multicultural with a huge variety of different religious and ethnic groups living together. The Persians also had some very strict restrictions on slavery because slavery is frowned upon in Zoroastarianism, the state religion of the empire. They also allowed women to have more rights than basically anyone in the ancient world. The Spartans on the other hand were a military junta that was only sustainable because of the large slave underclass that did the actual work and their allies were a bunch of pedophiles who thought that women were practically property. Democracy was pretty overrated.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Do all the right-wing people who love Putin realize that he was literally in the KGB and thinks Stalin did nothing wrong?

EvilGenius posted:

Dude called Ed Milliband, the opposition leader in the UK, got plastered all over the papers eating a bacon sandwich. You know when you get a bit of fat caught in your teeth and don't quite bite a chunk off, so you have to chomp a couple more times to avoid pulling an entire bit of bacon out? Yeah, that lost him an election.

I thought he got poo poo because he was a replicant poorly immitating an actual human. Also I read in the paper that his dad was a immigrant Jew Communist who murdered kittens and hated Britain.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Funnily enough lobster use to be considered food for poors since it's a disgusting looking ocean insect that eats trash. Their main use as as fertilizer and bait for better fish. Lobster was cooked a bit differently so it might not have been as tasty.

sharktamer posted:

Just had a friend posting today that he didn't believe in lactose intolerance.

Tell him the majority of people are lactose intolerant and that lactose tolerance is probably some sort of mutation that only about 25% of people on earth have.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Madkal posted:

Couldn't you just troll the gently caress out of these idiots by creating a meme saying "if only Trayvon Martin had a gun #goodgutwithagun". Or any other black person killed by the cops for that matter.



Now put it on your phone and then take a picture of it with another phone then print out that picture and take a final picture of that before putting it up on facebook.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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If they made officers write a detailed report for every single bullet they discharged than shooting would go way down because who wants to do a bunch of paperwork?


An alternative solution would be to simply shoot every single person on earth dead. That way there would be no more people left to shoot so all shooting deaths would drop to zero pretty soon.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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I don't think people get the Islamic ban on pork. It's the exact same thing as kosher. You aren't supposed to eat it unless you're starving but eating it isn't some grievous mega-sin that excommunicates you or something like that. Muslims are also supposed to avoid eating donkey, whale, shellfish, wolf, scorpions, monkeys, turtles, elephants, bats, dogs, bears, and a bunch of other animals but you never see any memes about shooting Muslims with bear blood infused bullets.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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volts5000 posted:

Ok, I saw that cast photos of "Fuller House" were trending. Out of morbid curiosity, I go to see them and what people are saying. This is the first public post. What that hell? (public profile, by the way)



I went to the guy's page, and I don't know what in the hell to make of it. Lot of racist images sprinkled throughout and have little to no connection to the text in the post.

Animals don't even have porches and aren't smart enough to smoke weed so this is just silly. Sitting on a porch sitting weed all day is extremely human.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Everything everywhere is always Germany's fault. Except if if it happens in Asia or Africa in which it's France's fault.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Belgium is a unholy union of the worst parts of France and the worst parts of the Netherlands somehow convinced they are totally a real country and not just a place real countries invented to have some place to fight their wars in.

The Congo Free State was also a pretty big dick move.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Let's just agree that every country in Europe is evil. At least the ones that weren't just a bunch of peasants in mudhuts until the Americans pumped money into them after the war to avoid the communism spreading.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Jeez what is it with you people and severing hands?



FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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I made a minion quote image


am I doing this correctly?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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robotsinmyhead posted:

I got carded going into The Revenant by the 17 year old behind the counter.

I'm 35.

Years ago when I worked retail I'd sometimes amuse myself by asking people who were very obviously older than 50 for ID when they bought cigarettes.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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I'm pretty sure no one over the age of 17 is allowed to drink energy drinks. She was probably checking that.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Biplane posted:

What in the actual gently caress

He is a lizard person from outer space that doesn't understand how human food works.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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zVxTeflon posted:

Yeah......imagine

I think W's greatest triumph was that he actually got people to believe in that "simple country boy" persona of his. His supporters liked it because it made him a relatable guy you could have a beer with that wasn't tied up in all that fancy Washington bullshit despite being a Ivy League educated son of a president who was vice-president before that. His opponents bought it because LOL BU$HITLER IS A BRAINLESS MONKEY.

I mean I don't think he's any sort of genius but I think he's probably by far the smartest Bush brother.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Karma Monkey posted:

Because old people think all modern slang comes from rap.
A huge chunk of modern slang, most notably cool, hipster, dope, and sockdollager, came from Jazz which is like rap but only threatening if you were middle aged in the 1930s. So assuming that all slang was invented by black people sort of makes sense in doesn't make sense sort of way.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Lady Naga posted:

It's a big problem w/r/t autism where there are more than a few high-functioning autistics who don't want to see a cure for it since being autistic is part of who they are and by curing autism they believe that you're trying to tell them that a big part of who they are is just another problem to be solved.

Life is a problem, death is the solution.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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As a cripple I can say that being a cripple is pretty bad and capital D Deaf people are a bunch of assholes who should be forcibly given hearing if possible.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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If Jet-Li can't steal laser beams then only outlaws will marry monkeys.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

This is in Facebook's trending articles right now



victor surge has exactly 0% chance of getting paid for this but hey, we're in the news again :lol:

Doesn't he hold the copyright to Slenderman so he can shut down any unlicensed projects he thinks are lovely?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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I find it amusing how many people don't understand "Netflix and chill". Were these people also oblivious to the true meaning of "Would you like to come up for some coffee"? or "Would you like to come up and see my etchings?" if they're like really old

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Krispy Kareem posted:

They're just finally offering compensation to Korean comfort women. Except there are only like 4 of those left.

This is actually a really clever strategy. A lot cheaper just to wait until most of your victims are dead. Also that way most of the actual perpetrators are probably dead as well so you don't have to bother with a messy investigation or possibly a trial.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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New York Values:
-Murder
-Tuberculosis
-Saxophones

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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If God actually cared about abortion he would stop them. Unless of course he is building a fetal army in preparation for the final battle of good and evil.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Visigoths are the good ones. Ostrogoths are a bunch of pantswearing barbarian thugs and we should probably build a wall to keep them out.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Trump doesn't actually believe a single thing he's saying. Say what you want about all the Neo-Fascists parties that are gaining strength in Europe but at least those guys actually believe in their horrible odious ideology and aren't just fishing for votes.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Puseklepp posted:

You're saying this as if being a hateful bigot feeding of other hateful bigots to gain power is somehow better than feeding of the same hateful bigots to gain power while not actually being a hateful bigot yourself.

Integrity is important.

It's better to be genuinely and passionately lovely than to be lovely for dishonest and cynical reasons.

I mean say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, at least it's an ethos.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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e:↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
:argh:

AlbieQuirky posted:

Random Mr. Rogers trivia: Roger Corman filmed secondary footage for Mr. Rogers in the program's early years (like, if Mr. Rogers was talking about going to the park, he would get Roger Corman to shoot some footage of a park for the show).

Mr. Rogers was also a friend of George A. Romero. Romero's first real gig was filming a segment for Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Apperently Rogers liked both Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead but wasn't a fan of Romero's idea of casting the woman who played Lady Aberlin as Judy in Night of the Living Dead. Judy is the girl who gets killed in an explosion and then her remains are eaten by ravenous revenants.

Mr. Rogers had some serious connections in the B-movie business.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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AlbieQuirky posted:

Oh, poo poo, I meant George Romero all along, not Roger Corman. Thank you for remedying my brain :gas: with the correct information.

I totally believed you because that sounds like exactly the sort of thing Corman would do to raise a couple of bucks to fund his next three or four b-films that are all shot on the same set.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Danish nationalist party (one of them at least) posted an image to their facebook saying that the French team shouldn't be playing in the European league because they have too many players who are of African descent. However they seem to be inadvertently suggesting that the Africans are superior since the supposedly Africanized French team beat the Aryan Icelanders 5-2.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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[quote="EvilGenius" post=""4624307"].

Incidentally, the first African American in space didn't happen until 1983. We made it to the moon and back 6 times before we hired a black guy :smith:
[/quote]

Oddly enough the Soviet Union,which was probably about 0.05% black, sent a black man into space 3 years before the US, which is like 13% black, did. Since the cosmonaut in question was Cuban he was also the first Hispanic man in space.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Fury Road is good, fun and probably one of the most cinematic action films of all time. But it has the message of "sexual slavery is a bad thing" and has a woman in it therefore bad.

I have not seen Ghostbusters(2016) but it is not Ghostbusters(1984) and is therefore bad. It's not even The Ghost Busters (TV, 1975).


Xun posted:

No pics but I just unfriended a guy on fb because he was an unironic violent communist who didn't know the difference between communism and socialism :ussr:

Also he constantly crowed about his "awesome" critical thinking skills.

Why would anyone bother with being a non-violent communist?

Seems pretty nonsensical to espouse what is at it's core a revolutionary ideology but not want any sort of revolution.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Centripetal Horse posted:

I didn't give detailed reasons, because I didn't expect this to turn into a big debate. I said the movie sucks, which you can disagree with, and I said it's possible to dislike a movie without having some disgusting psychological flaw, which is axiomatically true.

The pacing sucked
They took two great actors - Theron and Hardy - then apparently told them not to accidentally do any acting, and just to be safe, gave them about twenty total words in the first six hours of the movie. I guess Tom Hardy grunting and shaking his head behind that stupid mask could count as acting if you're feeling generous.
How "good" a movie is has an inverse relationship with how many flamethrower-guitar-playing gimps are shown dangling from giant speaker mobiles.


Minimal dialogue is good.

Arnheim sort of had a point when he said sound (and by extension spoken dialogue) was a crutch for directors who couldn't tell a story through visuals. Sort of.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Fathis Munk posted:

But a picture is 1000 words or something like that.

Ergo a picture with a word on it is 1001 words.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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In Japan having tattoos tends to mean you're a gangster but being a foreigner means you probably aren't and also inferior to the supreme Nipponese race.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Gay Nazis have gotten a lot twinkier. Back in the day it was all brawny macho skinheads like Nicky Crane or dumpy leather daddies like that guy from Death in June or actual national socialist Ernst Röhm.

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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

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Low Desert Punk posted:

How do the ultra-religious Trump supporters justify Trump being totally non-religious and committing actions about as un-Christian as you can imagine?

That's not snark, I'm really curious how they reconcile that to themselves, especially when they just spent 8 years calling for Obama's blood because they thought he wasn't a Christian

The same way that they managed to see George W. Bush, a Ivy League educated Connecticut Yankee son of president and grandson of a senator, as a Southern "Washington outsider" and good ol' boy you could have a beer with.

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