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My school was so bad that the kids either destroyed or stole every one of those and in the end one of my teachers had a single electric sharpener and you had to ask them to sharpen it for you. No one had mechanical pencils for long because other kids would steal them from you the second you got up from your desk to do something. I once found one of my own highlighters in a classroom I didn't even have class in.
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Parasol Prophet posted:At least that sounds like the least-bad reason to dislike Obamacare? My mother hates Obama and Obamacare for no real reason. Not because he's black, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what a socialist is. "He's just dumb". She wants trump to win of course because "He's a good guy" and "that's all lies they says about him".
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Mar 25, 2016 04:40
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Buzkashi posted:A teenage girl jumped on the metro tracks the other day in DC and thankfully the train stopped in time. But it gave us this gem of a facebook comment on the news story: I was kind of with this guy right up to that point where he mentioned commenting on the profile. A while back a guy here didn't want to live anymore so he dressed in black and lay down on the road. Hard to tell who killed him exactly because whoever did it didn't call it in, but one of my friends ran over the corpse and was freaked out about it for weeks. It especially sucked because she didn't have any option but to drive on that road and it just freaked her the gently caress out every time she had to go on it.
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Mar 25, 2016 13:00
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ASIC v Danny Bro posted:Jesus christ who puts flameable material close to gas fires like that. That's what they were wondering until the life insurance policy came through.
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Mar 27, 2016 05:50
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Christmas Present posted:ummm p sure I saw no mention of setting traps to acquire skins to make the necessary cord out of He just walks into the river and swipes at them with his mighty paws.
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Apr 4, 2016 01:38
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Otisburg posted:I remember when I unirionically supported vigilante justice. I know a disturbing amount of people not only support vigilante justice but also think the mob was "really, really good. They were all good guys you know, they only hurt bad people". and thinks the mafia should take over and run all of America. Completely unironically. Also every single one of these people is fat and white and the closest they've come to any sort of actual crime was like, getting pulled over for speeding and getting a warning instead of a ticket.
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Apr 7, 2016 04:01
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goose fleet posted:Public multi-person bathrooms in general are gross as gently caress and should just be replaced with single-person bathrooms because why the gently caress do we need to piss and poo poo in proximity of each other that's like extremely uncomfortable and awkward But then people will just start pissing and making GBS threads in the hallway when the single person bathroom is full and the lineup is super long and there's just one guy sitting in there texting on his phone or playing clash of clans instead of just making GBS threads and getting out so the next person can go.
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Apr 9, 2016 01:44
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EmmyOk posted:Hitler was human and that's what made him scary. Your next door neighbour could be a Hitler right now and you wouldn't even know. I once saw an old guy at the mall who looked like an older hitler. He even had the mustache. There might be hitlers among us.
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Apr 13, 2016 00:24
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Byzantine posted:Spouses got madder about that policy than any actual soldier did that I saw. I find it tends to be the same way with senior and disability things. I see a lot of tourists come and go and a lot of times there's an older or crippled partner who doesn't really give a gently caress anymore but their husband or wife insists on basically marching everywhere demanding special treatment for them because they're old or broken or whatever while they're just sighing and trying to say it doesn't matter, they can manage fine as is they don't need it.
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Apr 17, 2016 02:21
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HOOLY BOOLY posted:
Look, it's not important that I get paid more. It just matters that I know someone out there is getting paid that much worse.
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Apr 17, 2016 09:18
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Fashionable Jorts posted:They're already installing those in local McDonalds, and I really doubt they've replaced a single worker. They will still need people to you know, cook the food and hand it to you. Not to mention that the majority of people who eat at McDonalds could never figure out how to use a touch interface meal selector, so they still need cashiers to take orders manually. On top of that, if they ever did replace all workers with touch screens, all it'd take is one moron with a pen to shut down a whole mcdonalds for a day.
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Apr 19, 2016 03:07
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BigglesSWE posted:First of all, that theory is as old as the movie itself, at least it feels like it. But pixar has a shared universe and cars takes place after machines rule the world! Also everyone's already dead and every movie ever is just their dying dreams.
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Apr 19, 2016 13:18
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Cleretic posted:Okay, this bugs me considerably. With that lineup, you can have either Robin Williams or Freddie Mercury, not both. It's either 'big celebrities who died in the last couple years' or 'now dead iconic musicians from the 70s and 80s', fit both of those two in and you push it too far. Michael Jackson's already pushing the former a bit far, but I'll still accept him if he's the only one pushing it. Recognizable pop-culture people who died.
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Apr 25, 2016 12:28
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EmmyOk posted:lmao I like that these guys apparently think "male safe spaces" should be things like the entirety of comic books or video games. Which are totally equal to things like women's gyms or shelters.
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Apr 25, 2016 22:57
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ToxicSlurpee posted:By going after feminism so hard they've actually been setting their own movement back as well. They're massively counter-productive in pretty much everything they do.
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May 10, 2016 03:16
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AfroSquirrel posted:Sounds like a clickbait article/meme waiting to be made! Suddenly I want someone to start actually writing clickbait news articles about hold historical poo poo that happened. "Woman refuses to give up her seat on the bus, you'll never guess what happens next!"
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May 13, 2016 10:04
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Avenging_Mikon posted:You mean "please make up poo poo." He's a shitposter, and odds of this being legit to him is under 1%. I'm sure it happened to someone, but not Farooq. But it sounds like he's building up to one hell of a story and I'd like to hear it  .
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May 14, 2016 02:16
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Puppy Time posted:I spent way too long staring at animu crotch trying to determine what "vagina bones" was supposed to mean until I noticed the abdominal shadows were apparently what duder meant. These kids are in SERIOUS need of some sex ed, or at least a basic anatomy class. Anime is not well known for its accurate anatomy.
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May 14, 2016 23:46
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TheFallenEvincar posted:if you really think about it, everything we DO is HISTORY, man Is that a demi-nicolas cage on to the right of her?
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May 15, 2016 22:19
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I'm completely willing to believe someone who wears a permanent fedora ate 20 pounds of penut butter and loves harry potter fanfiction. The part that sounds like a lie is that he got into university.
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May 19, 2016 03:15
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chitoryu12 posted:Not 20 pounds of peanut butter. 25 pounds of just butter. Per year. I think that's 4 sticks of butter every two weeks? Oh wow, I misread the hell out of that. Still believe it though. I'm assuming he was just eating tubs of butter whole with a spoon.
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May 19, 2016 03:24
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Admiral Joeslop posted:Something minor: So this is how season six of Game of Thrones ends.
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May 21, 2016 01:09
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Cleretic posted:I wonder how it feels to take every instance of even the slightest inclination towards equality, and obvious hyperbolic jokes, as being offenses against their existence like this. I love when they rant about things like video games and comics being "ruined" by women too. Because you know, it's not like some of the best comics have been written or drawn by women, or that women have worked in game development for as long as anyone else. Or that women have been consuming these things as long as they have inoffensively. Suddenly it's ruined because people are starting to get tired of all the lovely nerds online making lame rape jokes and being complete creeps. 
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May 22, 2016 03:01
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Besesoth posted:He doubled down: I like the complete lack of self awareness in getting upset over a derogatory term but calling someone a oval office.
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May 22, 2016 23:00
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Tiggum posted:I'm pretty sure Undertale is not the sort of game I'd particularly enjoy, but all the people who hate it make me really want to play it anyway. It's not worth the ten bucks but if you can get it cheap it's not a bad way to waste a few hours. You might be surprised. Or you might not I thought it was okay and never played it more than once.
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May 23, 2016 05:28
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Someone Awful! posted:most people who played final fantasy 7 don't actually remember a drat thing about final fantasy 7, is what i've found. which is too bad, because it's actually got a legitimately interesting story to tell, it's just not the one the fanboys (or... anything in its extended universe/sequels, what the hell happened there?) think it is. I don't think square even remembers what Final Fantasy 7 was like and I'm eager to see how awkward the remake is going to be. RareAcumen posted:Well Imgur loves him and that's all that matters. It's so weird that people seriously try to turn "mansplaining" around to be all about oppressing and silencing men.
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May 23, 2016 08:07
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Otisburg posted:256 was the cut off, because reality is 8-bit? The shocking secret is that when his birthday rolled around he turned into a fetus.
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Chomp8645 posted:As for "sorting them out", it's the same reason lazy shifters get by in any number of large organizations. It's a beauracracy. Personal accountability for anything is low (unless scapegoat is needed for something). Nobody cares so much that you aren't pulling your weight as long as you aren't directly making their life harder. It's easier to ignore you or make you someone else's problem. In short: nobody gives a gently caress. The only time the hammer really comes down is if someone is loving up in combat situations repeatedly. But most military members don't perform a combat role, and those who do and aren't hacking it can be just transferred into truck driving to keep loving up there instead. Also to no one's surprise nepotism runs deep in the military and a lot of people get into positions they really shouldn't have, and wield power over people they shouldn't solely because they know a guy or are family.
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May 25, 2016 06:05
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Picnic Princess posted:You remember that kid who would throw tantrums because he took games too seriously, refused to play with you unless he was player 1 with the good controller and got really mad if you just button mashed in Street Fighter because "that's not how you're supposed to play it! I'm not playing with you anymore!!!" and would throw his controller and start angry crying? That kid is in his 20s now and never changed. I had a friend like this, he would get pissed off and turn off the console every time I started to win in a game whether it was smash bros or street fighter. I saw him a few years ago when I went to visit a friend that still lived in that town. That guy still lived with his parents, in their attic, and looked like a skeleton someone had dipped in paper mache. He posts angrily on the internet about his very important opinions about videogames and how women ruin them. Fashionable Jorts posted:Back when Japan was devastated by the earthquakes in 2011, there were people going on twitter and saying things along the lines of "that's what you deserve for Pearl Harbour".
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May 28, 2016 03:28
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oldpainless posted:I legit thought Tila Tequila was dead She's not?
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Jun 8, 2016 04:58
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:No, she botched her suicide attempt and she suffered a brain aneurysm and the resulting damage is why she posts crazy things all the time She tried to kill herself? Honestly I don't notice any real difference between her now and before.
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My friend has one of those fuckers and it's learned to laugh. If other people start laughing around her she starts to chuckle in her creepy little bird voice and it's kind of horrible. Cute, but horrible. Also if anyone opens up a bag of potato chips she will hunt them down and steal as many chips as she can. They are terribly clever birds.
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Who What Now posted:This isn't the selfie thread. I demand you probate yourself. Do all birds look alike to you? 
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oldpainless posted:PYF should have been deleted long ago. Let the pus flow into the rest of the forums I say!
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Fathis Munk posted:Wait how is this related to why a fat girlfriend would be better I assume they're trying to imply they have a huge dick and that the extra inches of fat makes it easier to not hurt a lady with their giant monster dong. hth. On the other hand, imagine a sad fat man with a micro penis unable to insert in meager length into his wife because their combined girth makes it impossible to achieve penetration.
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BigglesSWE posted:Seen similar stuff in Sweden. Right-wing racist party don't like what the "established" press digs up about them, so they either treat them horribly at press events (like refusing to give them chairs to sit on) or they specifically ban certain reporters. Can you actually do that though? I thought there was a thing where you couldn't actually ban the press and have meetings and poo poo behind closed doors? Or am I just completely wrong again?
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snergle posted:is the dirty denny's not gun free? You know the dirty dennys when you enter it.
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Christo posted:
It's funny because while some people seriously do think that, that talking in contractions or using any kind of local dialect and mannerisms means you're dumb what a lot of people like that never realize is that when you talk real slow and enunciate clearly and carefully a lot of people tend to assume you're the dumb one. Byzantine posted:I want to know if that guy commits and uses "let us" instead of "let's". "Let us partake in some fermented grains" Nuebot has a new favorite as of 06:45 on Jun 19, 2016 |
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rocketpig posted:Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan wants to put a ban of advertisements that depict an unhealthy and unrealistic (massively photoshopped) body image in public places like the train stations. So that's what the law actually is? Other sites I visit have crazy reactionary topics like "LONDON MUSLIM MAYOR BANNING SEXY WOMEN KILL ALL ISLAMS". People are crazy as hell.
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EvilGenius posted:Photoshopped or not, it still presents an unattainable body image - models and celebrities dedicate time to attaining that shape as part of their working day, which is impractical for nearly everyone else. While true, should they just start using people like Louis C.K. as a model? Just him in a speedo eating a hot dog "ARE YOU BEACH BODY READY?"
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