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Apparently season 12 features an AntiChrist subplot where Lucifer knocks up someone at the White House and she knows it's the Antichrist but all life is sacred and she can't abort it. And the big bad guys after God's older sister The Darkness? Just the British. Oh and how did they defeat God's older sister who has more power than God? Family counseling.
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 18:45 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:46 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Say what you will about that storyline, but it doesn't come close to the hell that season 6-8 (arguably 9 too) were. Were those the Leviathans or the stuff with Lilith?
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# ¿ May 23, 2017 19:21 |
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I have alot of questions about this story. He is from a small conservative christian town but English isn't his first language? I got the vibe that he was trying to allude to middle america so I guess it could be another country. He's black and the city is run by the KKK but his Uncle who impregnated his mom who I also assume is black and is in a high position of power within the town? I think the black/kkk thing was just a comparison to his rape baby/fine Christians I don't think he's actually black in a town run by KKK
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# ¿ May 25, 2017 16:37 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:OK let's just assume for a moment that's genuine; what on earth would she be grounded for - giving feedback when asked to? The goal of public school is to be quiet, get in line, and conform.
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# ¿ May 26, 2017 18:46 |
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:You're allowed to return dead fish to the fish store?? PetSmart gives you a week
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# ¿ May 31, 2017 12:23 |
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Also slightly racist
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2017 15:20 |
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grittyreboot posted:Why are people so angry about pineapple pizza? People keep posting quotes from celebrity chefs as if that proves some point. Like Gordon Ramsey's opinion makes any difference to how I like my pizza. I just don't like pineapple in general but you do you
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2017 04:41 |
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And by 2002 didn't Michael have his weird nose job and poo poo? How do you get confused for him?
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 17:29 |
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chitoryu12 posted:In 20 years, I'm going to be explaining to a teenager why the Babadook was a gay icon in the year Donald Trump was president. My girlfriend had to explain the babadook to me the other day because my Facebook feed exploded into babadook pride and I didn't get it
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 21:19 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I'm hoping you guys are just messing with me because even if I twist my mind to the farthest comprehensible level I can't imagine how the babadook can possibly be a gay icon. Netflix put it in the wrong category at one point and it went from there
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2017 21:50 |
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Pride isn't my jam but I appreciate the fact it exists just knowing that it makes so many homophobes incredibly angry for no reason. I mean no wait...how dare THOSE gays go out and flaunt that they're gay in public?! You never see straight folks do that.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2017 21:42 |
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:Why, was the pastor also deaf Presumably because her husband was still deaf and she wanted him to know she was saying I do?
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2017 03:13 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Is that even a thing? Cashiers keeping a book of all 50 state IDs so they can check out-of-staters? Yes. And no not just if there's a college nearby. The place I worked had one with a big ol "Brought to you by Budweiser" logo on it. And quite frankly if the dude went off on my like that I would have drug the process out even longer because gently caress you dude just doin' my job. It's a 10k fine and possible jailtime if it's a state sting. If it's the BARS program it's anything from a write up to a termination. Just get your ID out and accept it. Hell if I was having a poo poo day I carded everyone for everything.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 02:06 |
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When I worked at a day care one of the kids was autistic and when she had a panic attack a coworker yelled at her and sat her in time out. People are lovely.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2017 17:42 |
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You can make Siri sing Bohemian Rhapsody. Fuckin' nerds.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2017 14:47 |
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Wait mayonnaise has pickles in it?
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 01:21 |
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I'm not sure I understand 15. He jumped into his tiny pool and the water somehow went super far? Water balloons?
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 02:17 |
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Kantesu posted:He's saying he tossed the dog poo back over the fence. Possibly into neighbor's pool. That makes significantly more sense
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2017 02:21 |
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Jay Rust posted:I've never taken strolls through the wilds with any of my college classes, although to be fair I studied literature Friend of mine took wilderness survival as a college credit so it's not unheard of but that guy was just making poo poo up. Nobody would care about his gimmick beyond telling him to shut the gently caress up.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2017 01:33 |
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WampaLord posted:Ain't no large fry on the dollar menu. Ain't no dollar menu. Double cheeseburgers are over $2 mcdoubles are almost $2
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2017 19:20 |
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Joey Freshwater posted:I like the part where they imply that full grown adults have thought they had totally real scales guys and not tattoos I read that as the tights look like they could be tattoos and confuse people not people think the poster has scales. You might be reaching
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2017 13:31 |
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gently caress that man. If that poo poo happened you would own it and share the torrent file.
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# ¿ Aug 13, 2017 21:26 |
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Looks like how we folded up the flag at the end of cub scout meetings
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2017 05:30 |
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BioEnchanted posted:A big mac, because while I have a lot of ingredients they're all poorly-prepared and tasteless. I used to think I hated pickles because of the McDonald's pickles that are soggy slabs of something. Turns out I just hate soggy slabs of something.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2017 07:46 |
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My friends sister created a whole online ecosystem of social media for Sonny Moore and pretended to date him. Years later we would look at her and go "Holy poo poo Sam, your sister dated Skrillex!"
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2017 02:29 |
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Jurgan posted:Yeah, there's some real dramatic irony in that story. "I spent an hour doing menial labor for some assholes. That'll show 'em!" The pro move would have been to make them count the pennies
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 01:19 |
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https://youtu.be/-gbEKy7eJak
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2017 13:52 |
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life is killing me posted:Because the cop was a good guy and 2 bucks wasn't that big a deal? I'm sorry the stdh.txt is that the kid didn't get gunned down by the cop
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2017 18:22 |
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Reminds me of my ex. Man that relationship was toxic. I was a loving loser for playing video games and not watching reality tv.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2017 15:48 |
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uvar posted:I don't smoke, or live in America - how does the value of a single cigarette compare to McDonalds fries? Per pack I'm pretty sure a single cig is less
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 13:32 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Thank Christ somebody is brave enough to start a fire fight at Walmart, the murder capital of the world. Doesn't someone usually end up shot on Black Friday because
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 18:49 |
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life is killing me posted:Daycare doesn't pay anyone's mortgage, it drains the parents' finances and puts pennies in the pockets of the people actually watching the children The daycare I used to work for was church ran and it saw insane benefits like being able to recarpet the sanctuary, get a fancy sign out front that does graphics and animations and lights up, and stuff the treasury. Us employees made minimum wage and were told there was no money for supplies so we had to get everything ourselves.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 07:38 |
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walrusman posted:That is complete nonsense. He doesn't wear contacts - he was wearing glasses when he kissed her. It implies that she had never seen him wear glasses before
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 01:42 |
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Where have I seen that before...
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 04:24 |
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Besesoth posted:I really don't want to know how "TIFU by letting my daughter hold my grocery list" involves jizz. quote:My daughter has been reading for a good long while. She's a bright and articulate kid, and reading came naturally to her at a very early age. I'd like to take credit for that poo poo, but I can't.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 15:53 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Most fat hate is deeply, frighteningly misogynistic. Dudes like that see women as sex objects, so a woman who is fat or unattractive is basically subhuman to them. My friends little brother went through a phase in his early high school days where he said fascism wasn't inherently evil and that states should have the right to ban fat people. He went ROTC out of high school and lives in Colorado now but I hope he's mellowed out since then because goddamn.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2017 21:34 |
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Desk Lamp posted:Spent his Thanksgiving "blogging", what a loving hero. Still relevant today. https://youtu.be/yygMhtNQJ9M
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# ¿ Nov 30, 2017 01:18 |
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youknowthatoneguy posted:I think I have also seen this story be used as an allegory for abstinence, but not with those pictures, which would be hilarious. My abstinence lesson used pudding to show how once you have sex you have a piece of that person with you forever and spread it to every other person you have sex with
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# ¿ Dec 1, 2017 16:53 |
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Pastry of the Year posted:step up your drinkin' game A friend of mine managed to stab himself with the knife he always carries when he was ridiculously drunk. An hour later he goes "where did all this blood come from? Holy poo poo when did instant myself?" Moral of the story: suggestion checks out.
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# ¿ Dec 3, 2017 18:07 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:46 |
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eating only apples posted:omg no wait this one is even better No no Anonymous hacker proper noun. The 4chan type guy. So the lady in the previous story told the cashier to walk away then the author helped her load the cart? I feel like it's implied that someone came over and finished ringing everything up but they probably should have included the part where the manager comes over and gives the crazy bitch the most fake polite talking to about how the cashier will be punished and yadda yadda.
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2017 03:30 |