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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I didn't have anywhere else to post this but I couldn't find a gif of Odo's fingers turning into hotdogs so I made the gif myself.
Enjoy.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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:eyepop:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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maybeadracula posted:

I sensible chuckled

Should really be a picture of the symbiote rather than Jadzia maybe but lol

I dunno she seems pretty comfortable being one of the boys, the girls, and an old man.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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maybeadracula posted:

They created 100 babies and shot them into space but I don't think we know HOW in any meaningful way

They turned into giant guns.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Going wolf 359

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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moosecow333 posted:

I also feel like Star Trek swings from ‘Armor plating can absorb some fire’ to ‘the shields are the only thing stopping us from an immediate explosive death’


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5CQtudEb60

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Who would win?
Some futuristic metal?
Or one unidentified gooey boy on the hull?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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naem posted:

don’t forget the patented cap’n Kirk butt-slam



Kirk assblasts local convention cosplayer.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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CainFortea posted:

There is a work sled type shuttle with waldoes and a big glass pod lookin thing that has no nacelles but I don't think they've ever been on screen.

Even the sublight shuttles have nacelles.



They're just impulse engine nacelles.

Thing is shaped like an exocomp.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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CainFortea posted:

This is what peak space performance looks like.

fake edit:
Not actually true tho. Exocomps are octagonal cross section. Shuttle pods are hexagonal in cross section.



Yes, I mean proportionally, it's short, stumpy, has little feetsies. May or may not be sentient.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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CainFortea posted:

Other way around, I'd like to think the greebles on the exocomps were the first attempt at self expression and communication by them.

It's not a phase, mom.
Flaps Greebles

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Gutcruncher posted:

Jake dated a Dabo girl who since I cant remember those episodes well, I assume just wanted to hang out with the emissary

I just watched this episode a few nights ago.
She was 20, jake was 16.
Sisko disapproves but learned he doesn't know poo poo about jake and his interests, like Dom-jot.
Dabo girl moves away to college in canada or whatever.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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I have photographic evidence.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Big Mac posted:

It's a shame to not see TAS represented in this.

TAS: Has cats

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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ChubbyChecker posted:

there's some scifi story where some aliens invade earth like this

The Road Not Taken by Harry Turtledove.

They invade with like, flintlock weapons or something.

E: its a short story, check it out.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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CainFortea posted:

No. We can not.

Go home jj you're drunk.

My bad, I didn't add nearly enough lens flare.

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Jun 3, 2023

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ChubbyChecker posted:

i should, it's been on my to-read lists for years

i've tried to read one turtledove earlier, it was some of his alt-hists, and it sucked so much that i threw it in the garbage

It's the only one of his things I've read, and only because I see it get brought up from time to time, so I can't speak for the other works.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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StrangersInTheNight posted:

Needs more Simon Pegg

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Jun 3, 2023

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I've given 'er all she's got cap'n.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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USS Nog kida cute tho.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Has anyone tried to raise the efficiency of [insert part] by .01% ?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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alexandriao posted:

Rutherford did this last month but the entire crew got migraines even though we managed to stay stable at warp 9.999999 for 5 minutes

The price to pay for knowledge, carry on, cyborg man.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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What's the space equivalent of burning fuel and rolling coal?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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punishedkissinger posted:

according to that one TNG episode, any use of warp drive by the federation at all

I remember that.

If you so much as breathe on us our entire planet will die.
"yeah okay"

I'd probably install more nacelles after that too.

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Nov 17, 2023

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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I get pretty tired of the whole bajoran religious angle.

Here's proof your gods are just some weird alien dudes that kinda hang out in a wormhole.

Okay, but I still believe.

Okay, well, just don't force it on me.

Sorry you don't get a choice, the prophets made you their emissary.

We just chatted, also youre a terrorist that blew up a children's school.

That's like, just your interpretation, man.

e: Also lol at the toys

Grey Cat fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Nov 17, 2023

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Also quark speaking to them is all the proof you need that they're just some dudes who answer the doorbell if you ring it.

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Jun 3, 2023

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punishedkissinger posted:

ok but theyre aliens that are incredibly powerful and (theoretically) exist in four dimensions. that's pretty godlike right?

Yeah but at that point, Q is a god, the crystal entity is a god.

Yes the prophets are powerful but they straight up say that the orbs the bajorans are obessed with were just to gather knowledge of the universe.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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E: quote is not edit

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

quark should really have been declared co-emissary

I agree. Kira would be loving pissed.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

i mean if you're gonna say the crystalline entity is a god you might as well just say starships are gods

Makes me think of that tng episode where the federation has that outpost hidden in the rocks to study some developing people and they are discovered.
Oops, all gods.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Der Kyhe posted:

But hey its all good after the captain selects one of the kids onboard to be executed by a firing squad as a demonstration.

Did the kid step on a flower bed?

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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:lol:

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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sweet geek swag posted:

Nah, they just weren't paying attention.

We experience time non-linearly, and can experience any and all points in time.
But also we're high as gently caress constantly.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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redshirt posted:

Everybody seems pretty horny for everybody, at least according to my watching of DS9.

Dax definitely ear fucks a few ferangi, at least.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrbo39Lw-r4&t=14s

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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If half of star trek's problems are caused by holodecks/suites you think people would stop using them.

"No thanks my uncle died in one of those things."

"I've lost 2 children to rogue holoprograms."

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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You may have a point.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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redshirt posted:

Hey GC, Battle of Alamo tonight at 2000

Oh yeah! I gotta remember to replicate my outfit!

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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MikeJF posted:

Oh and computer?

Delete the battle :wink:

Remember the Alablow

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Neck Girth

Also Romulans look like they belong on a fashion runway.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

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Work it.

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