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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


alexandriao posted:

haha gently caress yeah my first good page snype

"good"?

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


sweet geek swag posted:

Yes, this is what I am saying.

lol where?

you, repeatedly posted:

Picard renegotiated the treaty

Epicurius posted:

I guess the bigger question about the Maquis is less whether they were right or wrong and more, how is it that the DS9 writers failed in portrayal of them? Because they're meant to be sympathetic in their goals at least. The idea behind them is, you know, these are innocent Federation colonists who want to live their life in peace, who were betrayed by the Federation and are now trying to defend themselves from the Cardassians who want to wipe them out, and that, as per Sisko's "It's easy to be a saint in paradise" speech, the concerns of the colony worlds are being forgotten by the Federation core worlds, who don't care about their problems.

So, I don't know how typical this thread is of DS9 viewers, but obviously, with a lot of the people in this thread, at least, the writers failed to make them sympathetic. So if you're the DS9 writers, and you have to introduce a Maquis storyline, how do you make the Maquis and the colonists on the Cardassian border sympathetic?

That's the thing that makes the maquis fail. The federation cared. They were not only offering to move the colonists, they told them repeatedly that they will also help them rebuild on the new planets.

And remember too these colonies are all pretty young. There's no ancestral homes. There's no history. Thats why they're not sympathetic. They're just being assholess

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Epicurius posted:

Would they have been more sympathetic to you if they had been there longer? If it had been something like, "Our ancestors colonized this place 100 years ago and lived in peace"?

Yes.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


poisonpill posted:

Fed parties were all pretending not to yawn to classical jazz ensembles over sparkling apple juice capped with a lecture about the plants on some planet you’ve never heard of

Marquis parties were shotgunning synth booze and weed with a bunch of college libertarians tediously mis-explaining Ludwig bin Mises at you.

The better party is Marquis because you have a slightly better chance of getting laid

Dude the Maquis attack civilian ships because they moved to a war zone and then got told to move a few years later when turns out the war is over.

One of their parties would be the most drama bombed whine fests in the universe.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Mulaney Power Move posted:

Ro joined because she missed her dad's space burritos

It fuckin tickled me pink when I realize that Hasperatt is just a costco platter of turkey wraps.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


You might try Enterprise and Voyager as well then. Might as well, they're there and each has their own flavor.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


That wouldn't be homicide. That would be a pretty clear cut case of defensive use of a weapon.

Also he is a serving officer on an armed star ship. Everyone is ready to kill if need be. He was 3rd in command, so if they're in a fight and Picard and Riker get knocked out he would absolutely be giving orders to blow up whoever is attacking them.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Ghostlight posted:

homicide is just a fancy word for killing a person.
it specifically means purposefully killing someone illegally.

Killing that dude woulda been super justified.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Ghostlight posted:

it's understandable to think that as all illegal killings of people are homicide, but not all homicides are illegal. capital punishment is one example of a homicide that is legally permitted.

Listen buddy, I save my pedantic arguments for people who change their definitions every other post to make their edgelord case try to stick.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


alexandriao posted:

???????

There was a parasite infection that he was stabbing for her, he just didn't realise what it was at the time, iirc?

drat you're gonna make me revisit that episode aren't you

Yes, it was some kind of phasic parasite that he could pick up subconsciously

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Crusher also gets yeeted into the ocean at the start of Generation.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


John Wick of Dogs posted:

Pulaski was mean to Data for like two fuckin episodes before coming around on him. I don't know why every time she comes up people think she constantly disrespected him and never changed.

Because "coming around" was "didn't constantly say he was just a machine, only sometimes"

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Drink-Mix Man posted:

Stabbed a woman's neck
Commandeered the ship
Got possessed by ancient gods
Got possessed by ghosts
Hardbored a sociopath's disembodied consciousness
Became a space drunk gently caress toy
Conspired with aliens to mind-wipe the entire crew
Tried to murder a guy with a slow-killing torture phaser
Was replaced by an evil twin
Was emotionally manipulated by his evil twin

He didn't stab troi. He stabbed the invisible parasite that was attacking troi.

Also you gonna claim gently caress toy is a reason to be worried when riker is standing right there? Hell, picard did more banging.

He was under orders to conspire with the aliens to mind-wipe the crew.

It isn't murder if it's defensive use of a firearm.

I'll give you the ancient gods thing. Although EVERYONE had been possessed by ghosts at some point.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


I mean yea, aren't we all just meat mechas being haunted by our own ghosts?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Mulaney Power Move posted:

thinking about the notion in star trek and other sci fi where there are races that seemingly have a monolithic division of labor, e.g., a race of bounty hunters, a race of warriors, a race of farmers, a race of computer programmers, a race of pro wrestlers, etc. and wondering if there is room for a race of pornographers

Those blond people in jumpers who get killed if they crush flowers.

Edit: Also Risans.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Flipswitch posted:

At least he had more to do in Ds9 than game of thrones lol

I did not recognize him in GoT. That's wild.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


I always just felt like those were reactions data had to try and mimic humanity. Basically trying to fake it till you make it.

Cause when he gets his 2nd girlfriend and they break up he basically just deletes all the girlfriend routines and :sever:

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


I can't recall seeing spiner in anything else where he did badly tho

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Drink-Mix Man posted:

The Star trek movies?

Eh. He was fine.


Enterprise
ID4
He was one of the voices in Gargoyles (like most of the rest of the cast)

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


That episode was pretty good.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


tango alpha delta posted:

Holy poo poo is TNG S1's "When The Bough Breaks" unbelievably stupid. I guess adoption agencies no longer exist in 2364 so let's steal some children?

Where are they supposed to get adoption agencies from on a mythical hidden planet that no one believes exists and doesn't have any children?

I mean yes it's a stupid episode but that's mainly because it has wesley crusher in it.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


She got her ship and crew home, and hosed up the borg big time. How's that a gently caress up?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


tango alpha delta posted:

I'd like to think that after the first visit with the mythical planet, the Federation flagship could have made a few calls to the Federation to help out one or two children on various border worlds 'displaced' by war with the (at this early point in the series) Romulans. The writers really missed a beat by not showing the larger landscape of the galaxy and leaning waaaay too hard on manufactured conflict.

Okay, but this episode takes place during that first visit to the mythical planet. And then they stole the kids during that visit.

Jose Oquendo posted:

Getting them stranded in the first place. All the dumb poo poo she did while in the Delta Quadrant. And the Janeway that became an admiral didn't really get her people home. It was future Janeway who had to commit multiple crimes and break all the rules to cheat and bring them home early.

How exactly did she get them stranded? She didn't send a text to the Caretaker going "lol bruh take me i'm ready". Voyager got yeeted to the delta quadrant without asking. And there's no way in hell they could have used the station after the guardian died to send themselves home. The kaizon were shooting at them at the time. It was either let the kaizon take the station or blow it up.

And technically since the future admiral came back to help her get her ship home faster that means she got her crew and ship home, twice. Once, and then did it again but faster. And then faster janeway got promoted to admiral as well.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Powered Descent posted:

Haven't seen the episode in forever but I could have sworn there was dialogue that said they could do exactly that, but then they'd be leaving the perfectly-functional array in Kazon hands.

alexandriao posted:

#2: All she had to do was beam a timed detonation photon torpedo within range of the station 2 seconds before the caretaker sent them home.

It was a bunch of people going "but we could use it to go home!" with absolutely no chance to study the technology involved or with any knowledge of how the station works or anything.

Even *IF* they could use the station to go home, it wasn't something they could just push a button to do. They would have had to study it and do some bullshit engineering stuff with. The caretaker died in front of Janeway. It wasn't available to send them home. You've invented something that didn't happen to make your edgelord fanfic work.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


MikeJF posted:

The episode literally textually presents them with a choice of going home at the cost of leaving it in Kazon hands, that's the entire point of the ending.


People have been going 'can't you just use a time bomb?' since it aired.

No it isn't. The entire point is they're being shown a false temptation. Which comes up a few times later, like with that hedonistic planet with the super teleporter.

Edit: Like, literally the teleporter ep and the caretaker ep are mirrors of each other. The caretaker episode is the ideals upheld, then 2nd one is an episode about falling for it.

CainFortea fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Nov 21, 2020

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


betaraywil posted:

"Death to the opposition" gets me every time including right now

I recently had a competition to get me interested in ds9 (i'd never been able to get past season 2 it's just so boring)

That was the only episode that I just stopped watching. The only thing I can think of more boring than baseball is watching vulcans play baseball.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Because none of that happens in season 1 or 2.

We get Allamarane and the loving maquis.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


jsoh posted:

maybe tv just isnt for you. have you tried books?

Golf is more exciting than baseball.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


mango sentinel posted:

Also Allamaraine is a great DS9 episode and I will fight anyone saying otherwise.

Why am I not surprised that someone who likes mullets will fight someone at the drop of a hat.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


mango sentinel posted:

What the gently caress is this libellous claim that I like mullets?

Those aliens had mullets.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Kart Barfunkel posted:

Hello Trek thread,

I introduced TNG to my girlfriend a few months ago and she’s really fallen in love with the series. We’re both pretty new to the series as a whole but I’m hoping to get some Trek nerd thing for her for Christmas. Is there any particularly novel/fun merchandise for someone with a love of space communism?

https://www.amazon.com/USS-Enterprise-Galaxy-Starship-Panoramic/dp/B01B3QCNOA/ref=sr_1_1

I mean, this is not communism specific but it's rad as hell.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

Uh, hello, Duet???


I can understand people not finding DS9's first couple of seasons as much to their liking, but anyone who's got time for TNG's last two seasons easily has the time for DS9's first two.


Extremely agreed.

Duet is ep 19 tho

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

I don't think I would say it's the worst. But it's not the best, and every time I watch it, it gets worse.

What the hell can you find objectionable about VI?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


https://twitter.com/Airyn79/status/1331413705872052224?s=19

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


FlamingLiberal posted:

Generations is just a huge mess with too much going on, and it never really manages to merge the TOS stuff with the TNG stuff.

I will also never get over the Enterprise D being crippled by a lovely old BoP

A lovely old BoP that can ignore it's shields.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

All the characters are out of character, not just Spock with Valeris. Kirk most of all; in order to make the "end of history" plot work, he starts the film as a completely different person, and ends up a caricature of himself, already a victim of Kirk Drift. And don't get me started on dinner with the Klingons - one of the most disjointed and nonsensical scenes in the franchise. On the surface the movie is enjoyable enough and hides its low budget better than Final Frontier, but that's about all I can say for it.

It's telling that like, one of the only scenes shatner ever acted like an actor in, you find disjointed and bad.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


sweet geek swag posted:

TMP is good tho.

I'm not going to say the is the most wrongest thing you've ever said about star trek, but it's up there.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

If you actually pay attention to the dialogue and try to follow it as dialogue, instead of as individual sound bytes, it's non sequitur after non sequitur. It's like they took a (I will admit the possibility) great scene that was 3 times as long and took a hatchet to it for pacing.

I just watched it. You get that it's an awkward dinner conversation with people trying to change to "safe" topics and some of them are being jerks right?

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Achmed Jones posted:

Omg I'm watching disco and this is so dumb.

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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


explosivo posted:

Hi friends, I have never watched TNG before or really any Star Trek for that matter but just started watching catching random episodes on Pluto.tv and I think this show might be kinda good! I went back and started watching from the beginning on Netflix, I particularly liked the episode where everyone got covid if covid just made you super horny. Picard grunts suggestively at one point when he realizes he's been infected and it was really loving funny.

Good news! If you make it past the next episode you will have watched what is probably the worst episode in the entire run!

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