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Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Let's talk about the word human being

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Keg
Sep 22, 2014

attackmole posted:

Let's talk about GSP

A David Sedaris joke would have been better but this is good too.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I remember the time Ariel interviewed Mayhem Miller who insisted that Ariel talk to him as if he was a character from a movie who never said a line and was vomited on by Kevin James

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Northjayhawk posted:

Ariel just got done with a segment on sportscenter where he was basically feted as a journalism hero. Ariel was humble as always, saying he only wants to cover the sport, and the ESPN host congratulated him for his reinstatement.

What color were his sneakers?

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
If I do steroids, will I look like Mark Hunt when I grow up?

Edit: When I do steroids

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

JOHN CENA posted:

because when congress called for an investigation on performing enhancing drug use and concussions within wwe tna took it upon themselves to also be investigated despite nobody asking them, and their owner went on to perjure herself and promised that their drug testing would be zero tolerance.

Now tell us about the time you gave CM Punk less veggies than normal on his submarine sandwich to try and make it extra good for him

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
https://twitter.com/KevinI/status/740691886080331776

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Im glad somebody squashed the toxic rumor that CM Punk might fight in the UFC

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

attackmole posted:

I think Brock Lesnar is the only millionaire in the world who in the prime of their career went "You know what? I wanna move to Saskatchewan."

I wonder what the appeal is. He hates our health care, and I feel like there's similar bumfuck midwest towns you can hide in in the US. Is the hunting just thaaaat good? I'm having a hard time imaging that it's that different from what you can find in the US.

The most famous resident of Saskatchewan is no longer a gas station employee named Dick Assman, and for that I'm sad.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_4FxaXxAQA

I don't know poo poo about striking but the internet says this is really bad striking

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Work Friend Keven posted:

Kind of funny how this forum thinks it's soooooo important for fighters to have their balls scanned by random testers but when Brock pays out of pocket for ball scanning on his own dime and time it's bad.

I'm the random tester who wants to get up close and personal with fighters' balls

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Zzulu posted:

Lets discuss nutshots

I'm for them

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Dangersim posted:

Getting hit in the head a bunch gives you a really bad headache later on though. I've never been actually knocked unconcious but I can't imagine how you must feel the next morning.

It loving sucks. The times I've been knocked unconscious I didn't remember how they happened, nor do I remember being in pain when coming to, but I recall feeling fuzzy and sensitive to light and headachey the next couple of days.

Being concussed is boring because your mom takes away all of your video games so you don't get CTE.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Concussions are really bad, unlike nut shots.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Wonderboy runs a karate dojo where they bow to the stars n stripes and all do the pledge of allegiance :psyduck:

Me too, except we bow to a JPEG quality Carlos Gracie Sr photo in an Ikea frame and we all do steroids

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Rory MacDonald: I'm Dick Tracy...


... take that Pruneface!


Now I'm Prune Face...


Take that Dick Tracy

Robbie Lawler: Now I'm Prune Tracy...

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

henkman posted:

I'm ready to watch Bisping beat GSP

GSP hasn't been the same ever since the Diaz brothers lured him into a refrigerator box and buried him in their back yard.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Google Butt posted:

mark is going to stuff the shot

I think he'll take Hunt down a few times and do his tiny baby hammerfists while Hunt stands back up until Brock gasses out and then gets his face exploded deep into the 2nd or maybe 3rd round by an equally gassed out Mark Hunt.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Work Friend Keven posted:

My favorite ref is the 5'2" steroid guy with a crew cut. Big John couldn't hold a candle to that guy, frankly.

I like the guy who was so fat that Joe spent most of the prelims complaining about him

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
I just wanna see another neat SLX guard sweep

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

afatwhiteloaf posted:

I don't know who I'm rooting for in that one.

Same here, because there are 2 Dong Hyun Kims

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ryan-hall-vs-alex-white-featherweight-bout-scrapped-from-ufc-fight-night-91-in-sioux-falls

Alex White drank gasoline again

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

SquirrelGrip posted:

first 8 mins he wasn't even trying and he won those

If Anderson Silva wasn't doing matrix moves he wouldn't have been knocked out by Chris Weidman

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Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Hendricks was happy to go into intricate detail about how Giordano manages his weight differently to his previous weight management specialist Mike Dolce.

"The weight is no longer an issue [...] For example, in the off-season, I can make pizza at home using a few cheap ingredients! It's cheaper and tastes better too."

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