Antivehicular posted:

All I remember about the Sex Thread kink debacle is that someone came in asking how to satisfy their cannibalism fetish in the bedroom, and someone else's advice was to lay a bunch of ham slices on your partner's naked body and eat it off of them to simulate/roleplay eating your partner. To be fair, I don't know what advice I would have given (besides "don't do anything involving a cannibalism fetish, what the poo poo"), but wow.

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Please keep the punishment tips coming. I am very interested in hearing new and creative ways I can inflict pain without inflicting injury (or hurt without harm, as someone aptly put it earlier in the thread). I'm especially interested in tutorials about how and where to safely hit someone with various implements - like I know not to hit someone with a paddle over the kidneys or other organs, but could I safely hit my SO on the stomach with a thin leather strap or reed? What's the proper implement and technique for safely striking the breasts, if any?

Also, I kind of can't believe I'm sharing this, but lately I've discovered that I'm very turned on by the "gynophagia" cannibalism fantasy as seen on sites like Muki's Kitchen. Or more accurately I've discovered that there is a term and a small community for this fantasy that's danced around half-formed in the back of my mind forever. It kind of blows my mind that I apparently harbor a fetish that's extremely fringe even on the goddamn internet, but what can you do? Anyway, if anyone has experience with this I'd love to hear suggestions for ways to translate it in to safe, "sane" irl play. Triple bonus points if it doesn't make a huge mess.

I know this is super taboo and it might bring some heavy poo poo to mind, but I'm not some Armin Meiwes murderer type. Blood and gore are pretty much antithetical to my heavily sanitized fantasy version of cannibalism. I swear I don't hate women, I just find my SO's body so intensely desirable that it seems natural to want to possess and use it to the fullest imaginable extent. Who among us has never thought the object of our desire looked "yummy" or "mouth-watering" or whatever?

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I think there's a comic artist named Dolcett or somesuch who specialized in drawings and illustrated stories of women who were being spit-roasted and eaten, but that involved Vlad III-style impalings through the privates and out the mouth.

As far as actually doing something irl that doesn't involve murder, cannibalism, and/or a mess... ummm... roleplay that involves basting your "victim" before nibbling/biting them is the only thing that comes to mind. Maybe incorporating ham into your play?

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My s/o fatasizes about using a traffic cone to funnel hot tar into my rear end in a top hat, any thoughts on how best to simulate this in the bedroom? It's a little strange I know, but if I've learned anything from this thread it's that sexual fetishes should never be criticized or questioned, no matter how foul, retarded and disgusting they are.

whiteyfats posted:

What kind of serial killer poo poo is this???

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

The canonical way to find the kink thread is ruddha's rap sheet.

Hogge Wild posted:

i tried to find the thread, but i think that it's memoryholed

someone in that thread liked to eat poo poo and shared tips on what you should eat to make your poo poo taste better

ruddha posted:

goon innocently asking what's wrong with "Adult Baby/Diaper Lovers" posted:

You know, I've always thought it was kind of funny how pretty much everyone I've seen who doesn't practice AB/DL ageplay is horrified by it. Even otherwise really kinky people (like myself) balk at it.

I wonder what the deal with that is? I mean, with most fetishes generally the majority of people don't have an opinion.

Honestly to me, it's pretty bad to poop your pants, let alone to get off sexually, i.e, get horny off of, it. To each their own, and as far as the non poopy babies, its just weird to act like something that can't give consent and get off on it for sex. But again, to each their own, their own opinion, beliefs, and creed. It's not illegal to poop your pants, and that's a fact you can take to the bank.

(user was put on probation for this post)

Hogge Wild posted:

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

if any of my subjects bring me the lost fingat, I will grant them a small plot of allodial title, ie no-ads

A Spider Covets posted:

Wtf

In what world is licking a dog's butthole a sick burn on anyone other than yourself and the people who have to pay taxes for the police to arrest you for doing a bestiality

Sid Vicious posted:

Yeah Spoonful Of Bromide said that Goatse was the worst thing they has ever seen and that they literally broke down crying because I sent it to them. I forget who suggested I PM them it but I sent a PM with the title "here is some of my other art if you're interested" and just img tagged Goatse. That person is insane for real though.

funmanguy posted:

If you do both, are you the White Gay?

Scudworth posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3670826

Solice Kirsk posted:

For a 1970's prog rock band sure.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

That owns.

bradzilla posted:

actually it's just funny that bbg perma'd himself over cuck because he sucked

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

That's Cluck

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

Whoosh

Powaqoatse posted:

mod LooseChanj.

There was a screenshot that was posted in threads like these for years. Eventually someone posted it in a QCS thread I think and this happened:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=92578



e: apparently not years. I just seem to remember it being "common knowledge" long before the ban

Snak posted:

There was a goon dating website?

How?

Like who posted on here and was like...

Hmm.

Charles Bukowski posted:

He was a cool dude that posted in SAS quite a bit. Died of a seizure I believe :/


Yes, like Lunchmeat Larry said it was pretty sad. I think her blog is still up if you want to read a few posts about her time in hospital and a few drawings she did. She was my first real goon friend from way back and towards the end I lost track of her. Spanish Manlove (I think) was kind enough to track down her cancer thread for me and also give her a nice memorial avatar (after he jokingly gave her a permadead one). He's a nice guy that Spanish Manlove, I hope I thanked him enough for the closure.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

I got some of the details but check this out:

Hogge Wild posted:

unfortunately today ended a great saga

rip avs

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Maybe it's so diluted that it's no enough to set off her allergy unlike just biting into one?

For me it's all texture. The bits of tomato skin in sauce will set me off. Not that I like the taste anyway. The only pizza I like is fat pizza hut where the sauce is like a tenth of any slice.

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

If I had to touch him, sure


Lol that's only have of it.

Yestermoment posted:

Yo momma's chap battered pussy is processed food.

Dillbag posted:

Will anyone ever top the guy who can't stop almost choking to death on hot dogs?

Phy posted:

Ok but in a world where people take drugs by wadding them up in a little kleenex and swallowing the kleenex, or sticking it up their pooper, or the thing where you blow green clouds of poo poo-flavored powder out your nose, swigging DMT from a goblet is pretty rad by comparison

Who doesn't love goblets

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

If you want less depressing, sunburnt_aphid, the dying addict who hondarider told to take LSD, actually did come back to and posted as recently as 2014 or 2015. I searched her post history on a whim at the time and found that and felt a little better about the world. I didn't post it anywhere then because like, the actual human who actually suffered from life-threatening addiction doesn't deserved to be harassed over it, but it seems reasonable to say now.

exploded mummy posted:

Maybe he just got trained to FYAD, refused to post and never got the restriction lifted, and reregged on another account.

exploded mummy posted:

That's not quite it because his actual account hasn't posted since 2011.

Disgusting Coward posted:

Where "dick" is arbitrarily defined by a middle aged manic-depressive computer dude who may or may not consider dickish behaviour to include things like not using a shift key, liking the voices in Command & Conquer, having sex with consenting adults, advising a guy who is about to die of heart failure to avoid fatty foods, laughing at the world's worst house, laughing at Star Citizen, finding a funny hot dog man funny, being a weird dude who comes up with goofy film interpretations, grumbling about SA on an offsite or having centre-right opinions while being from the UK.

Hogge Wild posted:

doxxing suxxs, but at least we got rid of aatrek, and spanmanlove isn't a mod anymore

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3068921&pagenumber=519&perpage=40#post472865040

Drunk Nerds posted:

From the extensive amount I've read, most posters who don't like you feel that way because you try to dictate what is funny based on your own personal opinion, rather than group dynamic. It's like telling someone that they're not having fun the "right" way.

Charles Bukowski posted:

I still like you spanlove.

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

People are still loving weirdos for obsessing over him.

Peanut Butler posted:

He also strikes me as a guy that's much harder to gently caress with, confident in his own self-worth to superhuman degrees, but not in a douchey way.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

It's one thing to estimate quantities of excrement but actually measuring them definitely counts as "touching the poop".