AUG Thread: Stop arguing about some strangers vulva. This is literally a thread rule

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Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

EmmyOk posted:

The fplus have an episode or two about online "is it legal to X" communities and one of them was about transporting a body across state lines in the back of a pickup.

e: also that Chad pick is super AUG but lmbo if you think that text is real

No pokes? Wait, poking is still a thing?

# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 04:13

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:37

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Juggalo born children usually don't survive long enough to warrant naming, like the Inuit children of old. Why bother naming something that will end up in a Hatchet Man emblazoned coffin in a few months time.

# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 12:34

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

DrVenkman posted:

This was hilarious. I mean gay sex warning, but hilarious nonetheless.

I'm not gonna click, but I'm assuming its ladyboys.

# ¿ Sep 14, 2016 14:47

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Scratch Monkey posted:

More than likely he was a reservist, his job was something very technical, and without him the battalion couldn't deploy.

Back in the day when the war was at full momentum the Army was taking literally anybody. Felons, fatties, and furries alike. ARMY STRONG

# ¿ Sep 18, 2016 07:19

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Trig Discipline posted:

Copying this here from yospos because aaaaaaaaaaaa

Jesus Murphy I could barely watch this.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2016 10:49

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Celery Face posted:

Love the look that the pig in the second video gives the crazy lady.

Reminded me of the meme with the nonplussed little girl. Pig was like, "poo poo this is so awkward I wish they would kill me now".

# ¿ Sep 22, 2016 11:32

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Watrick posted:

One of my favorite XOJane articles:
http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/demisexuality

"Molly is an eccentric communication major who works at her university's writing center as a tutor. Though fighting depression, she enjoys video games, music, art, acting, and thought-provoking conversation. She's an INFJ and a Christian, with more artistic hobbies than she can count; she hopes to use them to make a bit more cash to get through life. Eventually wanting to settle down as a cartoon voice actor, she's had a lot of crazy experiences in her time. Molly has plenty to say and won't be kept quiet anymore"

I know a few people whose career aspirations are also cartoon voice actors, and they're among the most awkward people I know.

# ¿ Sep 23, 2016 12:03

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

I absolutely won't click on it, but...it's not real, right?

# ¿ Oct 3, 2016 16:32

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

We need to nuke that man's head from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

# ¿ Oct 27, 2016 16:54

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Does this guy currently work in NYC? I think he's a lead engineer at my start up lol

If your startup is showing signs of imminent failure then yes, it's him.

# ¿ Nov 27, 2016 16:44

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

theflyingexecutive posted:

Whaaaaat a surgeon who offers to do penis implants on patients who already have above average sized dicks might be shady? l

"Well, I'm not sure--"

"Sure, you have a big dick. But do you have...the BIGGEST DICK??"

"...Alright doctor, you've convinced me."

# ¿ Dec 1, 2016 12:24

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Hihohe posted:

Sources say no

Good for him on somehow having enough self esteem to think posting this was a good idea. Ignorance must truly be bliss.

# ¿ Dec 5, 2016 06:10

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

goose willis posted:

Gaytheist

Fagnostic

# ¿ Dec 11, 2016 15:40

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Serperoth posted:

Franklin & Marshall is an Italian clothing company.

Which started cause its founders found a sweatshirt for the college and liked it.

Hahaha. My brother's an F&M grad. I was traveling in Tokyo and saw and F&M sign and got really excited, thinking they had an overseas campus. I went up the elevator in this mall where the sign was and was wandering around place like an idiot trying to find the campus. I found the store and was bugging the bewildered clerk about where the school was. We obviously didn't find it but I chalked that up to language troubles and bought some incredibly overpriced shirts and hoodies for my brother and his girlfriend.

I was going to give them as Christmas gifts when I go home in a few days.

# ¿ Dec 17, 2016 16:33

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

OK thanks for the warning I won't click on that.

# ¿ Jan 6, 2017 17:40

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

My guess? Child porno sting. I mean, look at the man. But not too close. That hole on his flub will show you things....

# ¿ Jan 7, 2017 06:11

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

I think furries fixate on just about any female animal character. I remember someone posting what seemed to be an Russian cult who worshipped some lady mouse cartoon.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2017 06:59

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Data Graham posted:

You mean boobs aren't just big bags of milk, and if you poked them with a pin they'd burst and dump milk all over the floor??

The reason why people cry over spilled milk is because it means someone's boob exploded, and less boobs means less beauty in this world.

# ¿ Jan 20, 2017 06:55

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

SwitchbladeKult posted:

Even Chris Christie manages to look passable in a suit!

Let's not over exaggerate here

# ¿ Jan 21, 2017 06:11

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

MY SON, THE TRUMPETER

# ¿ Feb 10, 2017 05:56

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

I've got a soft spot for furries who decide their fursona is something inherently ugly or awkward, like a possum or naked mole rat or something.

# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 21:03

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Thin Privilege posted:

What happens when obese person loses weight.
http://i.imgur.com/DCdtaKf.jpg

My god this man's taint is HUGE. Seriously if you're on the fence about clicking on this, forbidden knowledge lies within.

# ¿ Feb 19, 2017 23:39

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

How are fat people depressed if they get to eat delicious food all the time? Cheesecake, tamales, pizza, icecream?

Check and mate :smug:

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 05:15

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Turtlicious posted:

lmao dude legit was mentally ill though, it just didn't make the news circuit.

Nah it's pretty obvious, I mean look how overweight he is.

# ¿ Feb 22, 2017 05:42

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

My cousin married this guy who doesn't wear shoes. Apparently ever. He got married shoeless. Every once in a while I spend a few minutes thinking about him and the various challenges he must face.

# ¿ Feb 26, 2017 04:51

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Close but I'm pretty sure the fedora of glasses are the ones with circular lenses.

# ¿ Mar 2, 2017 05:46

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

cash crab posted:

this put me in a great mood, godspeed

Goodspeed. Stanley Goodspeed.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2017 05:34

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Leavemywife posted:

Prude.

You.csn for drink piss and have nothing to do with sexuality, you loving deviant!

# ¿ Mar 12, 2017 19:06

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Psychobabble! posted:

She's actually been insane for years before the brain thing. She used to go on and on about how she could travel dimensions and worlds and stuff. The nazi thing is relatively new. She's a fascinating train wreck.

I vaguely remember this name....*checks wikipedia*

...Thank you for this gift, Psychobabble.

# ¿ May 1, 2017 12:12

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

BrigadierSensible posted:

OK, on the healsluts thing: I understand the people playing as Mercy, (the healer), are getting off on being submissive by using their skills for the sole benefit of helping other players/strangers. E.G. "Use me, use me, I am naught but a worthless device to keep your hit points up." etc.

But what are the doms getting out of it? If I read that article right, they are playing as tanks, which means they absorb abunch of punishment for the good of the team. That's not dom behaviour. Also wouldn't any good team have a healer player anyways without any of the weirdo sex stuff?

So these tank/dom players are essentially playing into someone elses fetish/kink. Which again is not Dom behaviour from what I understand.

I am not big into BSDM, so I may be misunderstanding a lot of these roles.

I'm gonna get an S&M shindig together wherein my beloved whips me with belts and burns me with candle wax and meanwhile some chick in a robe is chanting over me to heal my wounds. In the background there's a guy with a wrench building turrets for some reason.

# ¿ May 10, 2017 10:27

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

The Good, The Bad, and The Frumpy.

# ¿ May 15, 2017 05:03

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

goose willis posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjrzAufOKPk

I'm a polysolo. I have relations with my various headmates.

Anyone else trying to get on the ground floor of this movement with me?

# ¿ May 16, 2017 07:21

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

SpaceClown posted:

I will never not think that people who are repulsed by pubic hair and prominent labias are secret repressed pedos, to be honest.

Pubic hair is gross and is just a remnant of our ape ancestry. In the future we'll all be entirely smooth and hairless. Like siamese cats.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ¿ May 17, 2017 16:19

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Woodenlung posted:

There was some video of this guy on efukt a month or two back. That was some weird poo poo. Especially the part where he got a rim job by a girl

Congrats on outing yourself as the type of person who goes on efukt!

# ¿ May 18, 2017 07:32

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 11:37

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

She's ugly as poo poo, sorry if this is controversial. Or is this person above physical criticism, unlike everyone else posted here.

# ¿ May 19, 2017 18:00

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