Roosevelt posted:

is rick and morty going to come back?

Anaconda Rifle posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4

Apocadall posted:

so only two felonies then, destruction of property in excess of $250 and shooting at an aircraft

SmokaDustbowl posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc0sJvtKrRM

Panty Saluter posted:

enotnert posted:

SynthOrange posted:

cinci zoo sniper posted:

35 seconds in
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/780098953899446272

Sagebrush posted:

fun fact: frankenstein's monster was never intended to be green, either by shelley (obviously) or by the early film producers. in the 1931 black-and-white film, to differentiate the monster's deathly pale skin from the medium gray rendered by a normal skin tone, film technicians used a grayish-green paint that showed up lighter (film emulsions of the time being more sensitive to green light). color photos taken of boris karloff on set showed the green tinge, and it gradually became brighter and more saturated as that became part of the pop culture portrayal of the creature.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

Improbable Lobster posted:

one of the gimmicks of the new games is regional variants of old pokemon



that's what dugtrio's variant looks like

Panty Saluter posted:

no i dont. in fact in that context i was referring to the puncher not being on the moral high ground for what amounted to an accident on red hoodie kid's part. but i think you all know that and just leapt on an opportunity to shriek and show everyone else how fuckin' holy you are, so...guess i cut a little close to the bone on not being in such a rush to be "right"?

anthonypants posted:

anthonypants posted:

i think my favorite toothpastefordinner is probably this one

Jerry Cotton posted:

You're really, really late with this one. But I'm sure there's room in the ultra-luxury ruler market as long as you're Japanese or German or make up a Japanesey or Germane brand name. Possibly Swiss will do it. Swedish is a niche because most stationary hipsters don't know what a Sweden is.

Sagebrush posted:

digital ruler for ipads

you put it on your ipad scren and rotate it and it creates a virtual constraint that snaps the pen to a line

also it's a little pebble shaped thing so you can't use it as a real ruler

prefect posted:

Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah I'm about 100% certain this has all been done. I went through a lot of terrible hipster web stores when I was looking for a new desk tray.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Sell it here: http://www.presentandcorrect.com/

Sagebrush posted:

yes they exist they are called "a machinist's straightedge" and they look like this



not made of titanium tho because you want lots of mass so they don't move around. usually stress-relieved cast iron.


those are gauge blocks, dummy. they aren't for use as rulers. but you could use them to calibrate your calipers or your height gauge and then measure from that.

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

http://i.imgur.com/LZ1i08i.gifv

Roosevelt posted:

Some jock: herf derf blah blah something dumb

The socially awkward guy: if he were any slower, he'd be an AMD processor *audience laughter*

Pretty blonde girl: idgi

Sheldon: There are many things that come into play when considering what “the right processor” would be for every individual. The reality is that the right processor is different for everyone depending on what they’ll be doing with their computer. There are a ton of different features that come into play when looking for the right processor. There are different brands, numbers of cores, clock speeds, and a ton of other stuff that affects performance. In this week’s episode, I hope to shed some light on what exactly these terms mean and how to use them to compare processors when buying your next computer.

Intel v. AMD

First, let’s go over the two major brands you’ll likely be comparing when you’re looking at processors. Chances are, if you're buying a new computer, you will be choosing between an Intel processor and an AMD processor. These are the two main processor producers on the market and they fill two different niches. AMD processors tend to be on the less expensive side, however they are best used in budget computers where price matters more than stellar performance. Intel on the other hand has more expensive models, which tend to be a bit more expensive than their AMD counterparts. Personally, I install AMD processors in computers for people who don’t use their computers that often. These processors are great for people who just want to check their email, browse the web, edit a few documents, basically perform very light tasks that don’t require much power. For users who are constantly editing videos, playing 3D games, and running a ton of applications all at once, Intel is the way to go.

anthonypants posted:

https://twitter.com/diorpain/status/804096653691068416

cheese-cube posted:

𝑵𝒊𝒄𝒆!

echinopsis posted:

entombed quote lol

Jerry Cotton posted:

keeping your gun in a desk drawer is very handy for when you need to shoot a pencil or something