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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Rich Evans told me I was gonna die of AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJP8J84vzTA





Thanks super sweet best pal!


reignofevil fucked around with this message at 17:52 on Jul 11, 2017

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
It was predicted long before this day that I; would be poo poo.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Ummm, I don't wipe after i pee.



An A+ post combo in what is quickly becoming a 5 star thread.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

hosed-Up Little Dog posted:

Their group discussions are almost like having real friends

*sigh* yeahhhhhh

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

AEMINAL posted:

can't we just preemptively gas this thread somehow ???? :sterv: *looks around*

anyone???? no??

fug

I honestly expected to see the chamber for this thread but instead Zen Death Robot actually posted so I'm pretty much on cloud nine right now because I wanna be like him when I'm grown up.

Also yeah I want the RLM crew to have their way with me. So what.

Paladinus posted:

Hello.

I think prequels are not that bad.

Woah man. Woah.

Edit-

Vynar posted:

I bought the Space Cop blu-ray but I have not watched it yet. Currently waiting until I have friends so that I can watch it with them.

I'll be your friend but I won't watch Spacecop with you because friends don't let friends watch spacecop.

reignofevil fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Sep 28, 2016

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I hate Josh because when I look at him I see myself and I am disgusted.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Drunken Baker posted:

Just a reminder that Brazzers did a RLM porn parody and you get banned from the RLM forums for mentioning it. :)

Thanks for the reminder I was searching in vain for something to enjoy later and I think now I know what I'm gonna choose.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Dogmeat posted:

The worst feeling I ever felt was when they were doing the dom deluise bit on the last BotW and I was grumpy and didn't like it and then I realized I was josh.

:spooky::spooky::spooky:


should it be pornhackfrauds? or fraudpornhack? prolly should be hackfraudporn? I dunno, there should be a poll.

It is okay friend I also didn't laugh at the dom deluise bit but I saw that all my (almost)friends were having a really good time so I just sat back and let them have their fun.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
How long do we honestly have left as a society before we have to endure a Pirates of the Caribbean reboot?

Asking for a friend.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Please stop commenting on the state of my Waifu's Tum-Tum TIA.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg2TldfgeJQ

Pre-Rec made a new thing today. I watch them so now you pricks have to also.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
If you don't like my Red Letter Medium thread then feel free to start your own fortune teller/ movie review discussion thread.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Dongicus posted:

Stfu you little turd.

Hey now. Glistening Hodor's cred is still good here so long as I am still a respected member of this thread!

...

Bad news hodor.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Berious posted:

To be fair Jack likes lovely pixel games and Rich hasn't liked a new style of game since 1996

Rich Evans likes new Xcom and doesn't care much about classic Xcom and so Rich Evans is wrong.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
This morning I felt a rumble down under and dropped a huge Solid Snake just thought everybody itt: should know.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

counterfeitsaint posted:

Even if it wasn't what the title implied, I enjoyed the Plinkett Review of the CinD subforum.

:same:

Also someone get that last couple minutes of footage to Vince McMahon stat.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Randarkman posted:

..Star Wars is bad?

I think on review star wars is good and the fans are in fact bad.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Libelous Slander posted:

You just reminded me of the part with all the made up youtube channels and i laughed all over again. that part was hilarious, i'd watch reviews from "every movie is terrible"

Its called.... Cinemasins :smug:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
One time I watched a shells shells shells (edit- apparently this isnt his name. It stays.) video and then I made a joke on twitter and he actually responded.

That oughta tell you everything you need to know.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
George Lucas trying to stop the flow is like me trying to stop the flow of shitpost from my hands onto this forum.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Dan Akroyd vodka sighted.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

EL BROMANCE posted:

This should've just been an appendix to the prequel reviews, cut the coverage of the fan theory nobody gives a poo poo about down by 5x, and then called it a day with the Star Wars stuff and moved on. Disguising all this stuff as a review about a movie that doesn't need dissecting, made by completely different people to the prequels just seems pointless.

I gave a poo poo because some ring theorists were mean to me and burned down my house one time.

...

Maybe that was a Harry Potter film idk.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

dreezy posted:

notice how real rlm hates youtube culture while pre-rectum embodies stream culture.

Deep thoughts to keep my up at night today in the RLM GBS thread.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

proof of concept posted:

I would like to point out that actual ring theory is an important mathematical concept underlying a lot of abstract algebra and I hope that this star wars prequel apologist crap fades away without too many people permanently associating the term "ring theory" with bad pseudo-intellectual film criticism for dipshits as opposed to a real thing with real mathematical scholarship behind it because that would be a real shame.

I mean, in the long term, that obviously won't happen, because math is more important than star wars prequels so it will win out, but I just am annoyed in the meantime that the film criticism ring theory thing is even a thing at all because HOLY poo poo is it ever retarded.

I wanna highlight this post because its the only one in the thread that contains actual learning. Thanks for classing up the place. :unsmith:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Don't worry guys I'm stewarding your RLM's experience and I have a few shall we say tricks up my sleeve to keep discussion firmly on topic.


Jack...... Is worse than Josh. And both the canadians are awful.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Baronjutter posted:

So who are these scarlet letter folks? Some of them were goons? What's the backstory?

One time Jay came to GBS and we scared him off.

Now we are still waiting for daddy to get back from the store with his smokes.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Baronjutter posted:

She posted a bit on SA way back in the day and her interest just sort of petered out and forgot about the site because it wasn't a great forum and she had much more interesting things to do. Goons then flipped out that they must have done something to offend her or scare her off and decided to obsess about it for years.

I uhhh have no idea what your talking about.

*shuffles feet nervously*

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Junior Jr. posted:

Plinkett's TFA review was so great, the hugs montage was the one thing I kept coming back to. So I made an extended version to get it out of my brain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gcams9MEyY

I wonder how fast Disney content ID the poo poo out it.

You are either a really good person or a really bad one. I'll let you know depending on if I ever can stop listening to this.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Anybody who is trying so hard to be selfish and short sighted but then has to complain out loud to the audience that he is still feeling the pull of the forces of good should probably get another pass or two on their characterization imo.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
https://www.twitch.tv/previouslyrecorded_live/v/93230132

Click this link and about half an hour in Josh and Jay show up. Jay is never on camera.

Josh and Jack discuss Jazz and which Jazz you should and which Jazz you should not and why.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
From what I remember from half listening to Jack and Josh; they think that jazz is good but a lot of it is not particularly easy to listen to if you have no prior appreciation for it. They then recommend some Jazz that should be good for everybody and talk about why some albums can be skillful but still not for everyone.

Idk Mike was probably just making a joke. Ha ha. That mike.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Man; it seems like a million years ago that I thought that girl looks like the girl who plays Daenerys.

I haven't gotten any less faceblind but I've at least move on with my life.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

MrSlam posted:

I must be in the category of 'bad nerd' cause it always bothered me that Luke suddenly knew how to use the force to move things in Empire. I didn't equate Force with Telekinesis. Same for when he did that super-jump during the Vader fight, but then he had the excuse of training with Yoda.

When I saw Empire I was a little baby (it was still my fav. tho because I was a cool baby) and it didn't bother me because the force was all mysterious and poo poo and since Darth Vader could choke people it wasn't like I hadn't encountered the idea that it could do physical stuff before.

Five year old me says Luke pulling his lightsaber toward him is legit.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Captain Lavender posted:

"Can't we just know they drove there?"


Also, R2D2 is the Mary Sue in these movies.

I think there's a decent argument to be made for this yeah.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Zzulu posted:

Batman would definitely do steroids. I want a scene of him injecting testosterone into his butt and then hitting the gym right before he goes out on the streets to roid range on some guy and beat him to a pulp

Yo I have this idea for a batman story I'm waiting until I'm super famous to write but trust me this is a big part of it.

P.S. its steroids and like gorilla DNA.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Ah yes historical discussion about world war... hey... wait a second...

Did red tails 2 come out?!?

Idk how I feel about this topic p/sure no fat blading nerds have told me what to think yet.

I don't think Vader did enough good to deserve redemption but I think its good to give kids a space movie where they see that if they made a bunch of wrong choices it doesn't mean they are a villain forever so i'm okay with it thematically.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Schweinhund posted:

Hitler killed himself so he's a great hero.

If Hitler had watched Star Wars Return of the Jedi and realized how similar the holocaust was to blowing up a whole planet of innocents and decided that he was going to take inspiration from the story of Darth Vader and shoot himself in the loving brains that would have been a good thing.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Better Fred Than Dead posted:

Goku literally decides to stay dead at one point because by his reasoning he's the one putting Earth in danger because he's so fight crazy and powerful he keeps attracting insane psycho monsters to the planet

Finally something I'm an expert on.

This whole line of reasoning is basically crap tho and only someone as simple as Goku could believe it.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Capntastic posted:

Jay leans in close and puts his arm around his friend's shoulder.

"We're going to have a great day, friend. I'm glad we decided to not watch a movie today."

Mike then asks if Jay wants to talk about movies.

Jay says sure.

HALF IN THE BAGGGGGG

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

monster on a stick posted:

I caught up on an old episode and now I want to see a found footage horror movie with Thomas Edison.

I feel like this could be great but idk maybe just have the first twenty minutes be about thomas edison's old rear end camera footage and then have some BS explanation for shooting the rest of it like a normal movie just because it'd stop being funny real quick trying to explain how all Thomas's heavy rear end camera equipment got set up for every scene.

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