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wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

The doctor’s reaction to the whole thing is so stereotypically psycho, like there’s no way a non-psycho would do and say all of those things. Not having any friends just makes him weird, it’s his reaction that makes it clear something is seriously off with this dude. I mean, who is seriously going to act that blasé when their girlfriend asks if they’re actually crazy and beat the poo poo of an ex?

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wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008


HSV-1 is extremely common and not worth freaking out about. Unless she meant HSV-2, but on her mouth.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Anne Whateley posted:

This part is like 10000000% believable. I came from a tiny town and didn't do anything until I got to college, and that was a huge issue for guys, who almost all reacted exactly that way. It turns out the virgin = psycho stereotype is uhhh bad

Yeah, people make fun of older male virgins, but a lot of people think there is genuinely something wrong with women who haven’t lost theirs by like 19 or something. And of course many people think having sex with a virgin is some huge responsibility and that she’ll get all clingy and stuff like that. I’m sure there’s some women who do, but it’s far from universal. Like you, I didn’t have sex until I was in college and I didn’t even tell the guy I lost it to, because I was afraid he either laugh at me or make it into a much bigger deal than it was.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

[quote="“Absurd Alhazred”" post="“480230954”"]
This one is eerie

My [34/M] wife [35/F] disappeared to California for 6 months, everything is weird now


I feel like the next update is going to come from his friend, who will end his tale with a horrid description of a thing on his doorstep.
[/quote]

I hope he left out a bunch of details where he tried to contact her and stuff. Because it reads like she just left and all he has to say is “Oh well.” If my spouse just skipped town one day and was gone 6 months I’d either assume he’d gone crazy and/or was dead. I certainly wouldn’t be welcoming him back, at any rate. Especially with two young kids, what the hell.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

maskenfreiheit posted:

was it her apartment or his?

It says they’ve been living together for four years, so it might take a little bit to pack all your stuff up. But this guy sounds awful, even ignoring the whole pooping on the counter thing. Like legitimately abusive, not just an immature manchild.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Why don't these people just lock the door? When I'm in there, I'm not letting anyone else in without a real good reason. People gotta wait their turn.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Serephina posted:

Hey, shutup, most of the oldies I've met here (I can't objectively rate myself) are pretty chill and just quietly doing their own thing.

There were quite a few older people in some of my classes (like 30s to mid 40s or so) and I’d say the majority of them were pretty cool and oftentimes took the class more seriously than a lot of the younger students. But whenever someone raised their hand and went on some long rambling story about how this all totally relates to their really boring life, it was always an old person, every single time.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

My freshman roommate in college would drive 40 minutes to her grandparents house to do her laundry rather than do it on campus because she was too afraid. She would actually be right at home in this thread because she managed to get pregnant right after getting a Mirena IUD. She ended up marrying her older redneck boyfriend who had gotten kicked out of the volunteer firefighter squad. Then she moved out halfway through the year and I got the room to myself.

Always make your kids do their laundry.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Three Olives posted:

How do you touch someone inappropriately that you are in a serious relationship with? I thought by 8 months you pretty much had blanket sexual consent and generally don't need to ask permission for each individual action anymore.

Is this a serious question? I mean, I know you're you, but come on dude.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I missed that the roommate/ex-boyfriend is also unemployed and not in school. What the gently caress do these guys do all day? Aside from WoW, I mean. What is he going to do when the money runs out, which will probably be pretty soon if he keeps up his spending habits. I think these two should get back together, honestly. They sound like a really good match for each other.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

My dad used to knock and then immediately open the door. Then when I would get annoyed, he would say "But I knocked!" He would also assume I was hiding something because I didn't want him just barging in unannounced. Now I live far away so it's not an issue.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008


Does this thing actually increase the size of an erect penis though or just when it's flaccid? I guess one of them said it was like half an inch bigger when he was hard. Seems kind of dumb to spend $15,000 on making your flaccid penis bigger unless you're already rich, but what do I know. I did like the old nudist guy who got the procedure for his already big dick just so he could show off even more to the other guys in the locker room.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Kuros posted:

Would It Be Selfish Or Rude For Me (15F) To Ask My Court (15-22F) To Pay For Their Own Dresses?


First World Problems.

I grew up in an area with a lot of upper-middle class people, and this is definitely a thing among a certain subset. Of course, I was never invited to those parties so I can't tell you what went on there. I see she's the "poor friend", that means her parents probably "only" pull in low six figures based on my experiences.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Yeah, purity balls are a different thing than what this girl is doing. Purity balls are for creepy super-religious people that mostly seem to live in the south. The "court" stuff is more along the lines of suburban McMansion-dwellers in my experience.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Girlfriend [26F] let our hedgehog fall out of a 45th floor window. It died. She keeps saying it was a "freak accident" because hedgehogs usually survive. Is this insane?

quote:

We had a 3 mth old hedgehog named Porky. We live on the 45th floor of a high rise. My gf let Porky run around in our flat while I was gone and she was making a sandwich or whatever in the kitchen. One of our balcony doors was open for fresh air, and Porky meandered over there and eventually slipped through a gap between the glass and wall. She fell to the sidewalk below.

My gf didn't realize for like 2 hours until she wanted to put Porky back in her cage and couldn't find her. She looked everywhere and eventually put two and two together when she saw the open balcony door. She called me and I came home to help her look. We scoured the sidewalks next to our building before we eventually found Porky kind of misshapen in a bush. She was dead as a doornail.

I was really mad at my gf for being careless with the doors (I always remind her to keep the balcony doors closed if Porky is out) but she INSISTS that she thought hedgehogs could withstand high falls, like cats. She keeps saying that theyre tiny and their quills help absorb the impact? That's apparently why she never thought it was a big deal. She honestly thought she'd find Porky sitting in a bush all confused on the ground and just pick her up and put her back in her cage.

I'm just really mad at my gf right now, and I think it's because she was careless and really stubborn about her weird view on hedgehog survivability from heights. Is this a real thing? Am I right to be mad at her or should I give her some slack for apparently not knowing hedgehogs can die falling 45 stories?

tldr: Girlfriend let our hedgehog run around our 45th floor flat with the balcony door open. Hedgehog slips though gaps and falls to death, gf insists hedgehogs don't normally die from falls like that. I'm mad and confused now. What should we do?

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I mean, once you're at the 45th floor I don't think you have much of an excuse.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008


I would go to this wedding. They look like they know how to have a good time. Except for the dad who keeps trying to cover his son’s ears every time there’s a bad word.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

The Danish Girl was quite bad, so she’s totally right to think he’s rear end in a top hat for getting on her case about not liking it.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

It’s kind of lovely getting into an argument about a very sensitive and emotional topic with your SO just to “prove a point” or whatever.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Yeah, her mom isn't going to be presiding over the case. This guy could almost certainly get shared custody, unless he's leaving out some very pertinent details. But people like to jump to "she's an evil psycho who will destroy everything he holds dear", instead of thinking realistically about their options. But this guy should definitely be looking into getting a divorce.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I don't think he said what kind of lawyer his wife was. She could be a patent lawyer for all we know. Regardless, the guy should speak to a reputable divorce attorney in his area and see what his options are because people have a tendency to assume the wife will walk away with everything when that is not really the case. Or he could stay and raise his child in a loveless marriage I guess. I'd take my chances on a divorce, even if it will put him in a worse financial situation.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Drunk Nerds posted:

Feels like he could've figured this out by talking to his wife? Like "you are different and I think you might have a mental disorder?"
It's not like she was hiding her symptoms, just how deep they went

Well, he said she refused to talk about her opinions or feelings beyond one word answers, so I’m not really sure if that would really do much. This guy’s best bet is probably talking with her parents, since it sounds like they’ve realized something is up too, and working out the best way to get her some help. This one was pretty depressing to read.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

girl pants posted:

I was hoping to find a story about Tide pod eating but instead I found this

My [27m] girlfriend [26f] is an Extreme Couponer and it's driving me up the wall. Help!


Who the hell thinks that buying 42 cans of shaving cream is being "good with money"

I used to have a roommate that did similar things. As far as I could tell, she grew up pretty poor too, but a lot of her behavior struck me as more of an OCD or hoarding thing. Like buying a bunch of things in bulk even though there was no room to put them, keeping things way way past their expiration date that she had no intention of using but wanted to keep around "just in case". It was annoying, but I honestly felt kind of bad for her since it was clear this was probably some sort of anxiety thing. Thank god she was just my roommate though, I don't think I would be able to put up with this sort of thing from an SO.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

No sympathy for picky eaters. I had a coworker who was a major picky eater and she tried to tell the rest of us that she actually had a more sophisticated palate than we did because we would just cram any old things down our throat, whereas she had higher standards for what she would eat.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I was an INTJ when I took the test back when I was 14. I took it as proof that I actually was a misunderstood genius and obviously much smarter and more mature than my stupid classmates who only cared about partying. The fact that people still think these things a decade later is incredibly embarrassing.

If they took out the part in the INTJ description where it says it’s the rarest type and only .8% of people get it, I’m certain the number of people claiming to be one would decrease. That was the major draw for me, just that it was uncommon, which meant “better” and “really cool” to 14 year old me.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I’d say a very large percentage of people asking for advice about their life actually have no intention of following through on any of the advice given.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Gee, I can’t possibly imagine why this woman has a strained relationship with her parents and doesn’t immediately tell them what’s going on in her life. It’s a real mystery.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Yeah, the mother is definitely at fault here, but it sounds like this guy has rationalized it away and doesn’t think her behavior was harmful. On the other hand, I would be pretty freaked out if my husband nonchalantly brought up during truth-or-dare that he and his mom used to gently caress when he was a teenager and they still send each other suggestive texts. :cry:

I don’t what the hell I would do in that situation, especially if I had previously gotten along with the mother. At least there’s no kids involved...

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Haifisch posted:

I [41 M] found out my daughter [18 F] draws cartoon erotica online for money. She wants to make a career of it. I am very very uncomfortable with it.

She should just go to college and then do this in her spare time for extra money. I'm with the dad in that this probably isn't a great idea for a full-time job, at least now. $19k in two years just from part-time stuff sounds pretty good for a teenager, but I assume she doesn't really have any bills or expenses of her own right now. I know the demand for weird cartoon porn is insatiable, but I wouldn't be too confident about turning that into a sustainable career that you can live off of.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

The Lone Badger posted:

Combining an SSRI or SNRI antidepressant with a strong stimulant like meth or cocaine can be fatal. Supposed to be a pretty bad way to go too.

According to him, the only stimulant she's taking is just Vyvanse, which is a pretty common prescription for ADHD. Of course, she's also going through the whole month's supply in two weeks so I wouldn't be too surprised if she moves on to something a little more potent soon. That said, this guy should absolutely marry her.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Yeah, the guy says she literally just came out to him a day ago, so she may not be comfortable using male pronouns yet, plus it doesn’t sound like the family would be very supportive of that.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I mean, your parents are probably going to get rid of your childhood trophies sooner or later especially once you’re in your 20s, but just throwing them all in the trash in favor of one child is pretty drat cold. Are people really going to be significantly more impressed by a 1st place trophy from high school than a 2nd place one? Sure it’s better, but it’s high school stuff, who cares? It’s not like the older daughter is some award-winning professional athlete here.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

That’s a depressing one. I could easily see how going through with the rest of the pregnancy could lead to a whole lot of anger and resentment down the road. On the other hand, if she does get an abortion her marriage probably isn’t going to last much longer. If she is genuinely feeling suicidal about this, it seems like a pretty terrible idea to expect her to continue and just telling her to deal with it. Like, that is not a healthy situation for her to be in.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I would say making your wife feel pressured into going through a “traditional” pregnancy, which you know she has a phobia about and could potentially be very difficult for her and she’s expressed that she would much rather go with other options, is in fact kind of bad.

Of course he can want whatever he wants, but I’d say what he wants in this case is pretty selfish. And no, I don’t think he’s an absolute monster or anything.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Can’t this guy just not open his door? He didn’t say they were breaking in or anything. If the pie-throwing kids knock on your door just don’t open it. But then he wouldn’t have an excuse to shoot them I guess.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Yeah, my last job only offered paid vacation to people who stayed multiple years. Everyone else just had to use PTO, which would frequently be declined around the holidays. Or the office would just claim they never got the request even if you sent it in three times.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Theophany posted:

When somebody feels the need to justify eating fuckloads of sour cream to 'absorb their magnesium supplements,' and other such bullshit, you can be sure we're not getting the full story.

She puts ketchup on her steak. She gets no sympathy from me.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

The dude in the breastfeeding story didn’t even see anything since the woman said she only opened the door a crack. He was just disgusted by the very concept of breastfeeding, not specifically seeing someone breastfeed.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

My favorite detail was that Dick Cheney wore iced underwear. And Condoleeza smelled really nice.

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wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

I was all ready to think her "restrictions" were going to be totally insane, but they're completely normal. How is "don't cheat on me" even considered a restriction in the first place? Well, I mean I read this thread so obviously I know, but still.

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