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QuarkJets posted:Or they're just not bad with money Hey man I have a million dollars and i also wouldn’t pay $600 for a shot but if for some reason I wanted a $600 shot I’d tip well for good service like I always do. 🤷🏼♂️
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FactsAreUseless posted:Our children will unironically believe Bush did 9/11 in the same way Millennials are all pretty sure the CIA killed Kennedy. I mean Sixteen Stone was a middle of the road album but it’s no, 9/11, it had some solid tracks
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May 24, 2019 04:56
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I mean hell, we're in the middle of a new drug crisis because docs love prescribing powerful opiates to anyone now, but seemingly especially old white dudes. Good. Kill off the boomers imho
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May 24, 2019 13:35
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areyoucontagious posted:Like on the one hand she’s right, men can totally be capable of rape and he will absolutely drag her daughter into the tarry black pits of hell, but this entitlement about a 40k salary with a masters? Bitch, I know PhDs who make like 18k. A masters ain’t poo poo unless it’s in finance or you sell your soul to pharma and even then you’ll top out at 70ish. You need to let that 40k isn’t enough ship sail into the sunset. I can see you have never professionally touched a computer
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May 24, 2019 13:45
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MarcusSA posted:Something something let sleeping dogs lie something something. For legal reasons doesn’t anything after 7 years get dropped by companies that do these for official purposes? (Job applications and such). I thought the FCRA had some requirements like that.
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May 24, 2019 16:27
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Admiral Ray posted:Sarcasm isn't an emotion or a feeling you loving moron. Sarcasm is how you show that you feel contempt, and that is how you ruin a good relationship.
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May 27, 2019 06:07
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Barudak posted:When I think about all the women I know who got into burlesque my first piece of advice is to change your diet and exercise more steampunk stripping
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May 29, 2019 14:54
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Bongs on display is fine as long as theyre on a bar cart
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May 31, 2019 19:17
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Fatkraken posted:THIS is what you took from that story? Chargers for literally any device are $5-$10. Get one at home, work, and for your commute. If you don’t, you are an idiot. 🤷🏼♂️
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Jun 1, 2019 07:13
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School Nickname posted:In Ireland we have: There are also many intersections with no signage in the US. The larger road has right of way and the smaller road has to treat it as a stop sign by default. If the toads are roughly equal, then everyone is supposed to stop. It’s pretty simple. Right turns on red (after a complete stoo) ease the flow of traffic. In Texas you can even turn left on red (alsp after a complete stop) as long as it is a one-way to another one-way.
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Jun 2, 2019 06:29
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Hellblazer187 posted:Condoms feel fine. For me it's a lot closer to 5% than it is to 500% as someone else sad. Really the only thing I dislike about condoms is that you have to stop what you're doing for a minute to put it on. Small price to pay. Wear a dang rubber if you don't want chrilden. Sorry about your broken penis dude. I agree that they work and use them if you need them but wow.
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Jun 2, 2019 06:34
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:of all the weird digs in this thread, this is...at least top 10 weirdest Sewing the “weirdest dig” merit badge on my sash right now.
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Jun 3, 2019 02:13
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Pick posted:don't you tuck the condom into the foreskin? Actually, the condom just goes over the balls. Getting it anywhere near the penis is a rookie mistake.
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Jun 3, 2019 13:26
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chitoryu12 posted:TIFU by writing official mails to people and not realising my profile picture is literally me grabbing a friend's butt https://twitter.com/renaultf1team/status/360685854252998656?s=21
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Jun 3, 2019 19:28
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Someone went to Australia and brought yellow tail wine *back* with them???? Least believable prt of the story imho.
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Jun 5, 2019 00:58
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Khazar-khum posted:If you reallly want to go down that route, the baby is also gonna die, so what's the point of having it? The dog is a longtime part of the family. Stop saying bitch so much weirdo
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Jun 5, 2019 01:19
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As a cat owner, a cat making a noise that indicates “i am sick and in the middle of pooping on literally everything” is “not unusual” and a valid reason to panic.
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Jun 5, 2019 03:11
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Yeah there are definitely a few yowls you can recognize after owning a cat for a few years. “I have a hairball” “i am experiencing explosive diarrhea” etc
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Jun 5, 2019 04:37
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HIJK posted:Dress is inappropriate, don’t flash your navel at guests unless its your own wedding and you and your fiance are into that. berth el pup Just get the higharden seamstresses to make her a special dress for the occasion.
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Jun 24, 2019 18:17
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chitoryu12 posted:My [25 M] mom [48 F] tried to put a curse on me to destroy my relationship with my GF [24 F] of 1.5 years. This is amazing
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Jun 24, 2019 21:02
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Missed graduation to get nails did mom is horrible and i hate her.
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Jun 25, 2019 05:47
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pffft wolfgang is a great name and you all are just jealous you didn't think of it
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Jun 26, 2019 01:02
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quote:jokes about how I can afford top quality mail-order brides or whatever now that I've got an extra digit in my bank account or cradle robbing jokes (like how the software at my company might be older than her ... ) forever? Even from my supposedly good friends and past acquaintances? What about their wives? AITA?? Yes those are top quality jokes so you have to put up with them, person dating someone 18 years your junior.
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Jun 27, 2019 13:15
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Anne Whateley posted:Again, they weren't meeting as strangers, they were already friends. What a stupid way to ruin a friendship, imo. think about how hosed up this would be if it were a dinner date. him: can I take you out to dinner? her: only if you want to go as friends him: oh sorry I'll find someone else her: what you aren't going to buy me dinner anymore????
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Jun 27, 2019 17:59
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Leon Einstein posted:I'm sure the tight grip on their behavior and caloric intake will result in well adjusted adults. Not feeding potato chips to kids for breakfast is now helicopter parenting.
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Jun 28, 2019 15:01
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hawowanlawow posted:wait so if someone is in there taking a poo poo and the sister runs in do they just try to pinch it off or does she poo poo between their legs or what? it's so she can storm in on you mid-dump and pee in the bathtub and/or sink.
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Jun 28, 2019 23:25
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LadyPictureShow posted:Jeez, I lived below this couple, and always knew when they were banging, and I had to turn my headphones up really high because it was this constant squee squee squee from the springs. having gay neighbors is a blessing, then (to my brain at least) it just sounds like a greco-roman wrestling match or someone re-arranging their living room
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Jun 28, 2019 23:27
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DeadMansSuspenders posted:I[36F] am in arranged marriage with [37M]. He has very poor manners and make scenes in public. Divorce is much much simpler than dealing with this shithead.
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Jun 29, 2019 00:48
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Yeah wait until you have to pee so bad it comes out at earth escape velocity and then pee directly into the void of space imho
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Jun 29, 2019 05:22
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QuarkJets posted:I'm slowly becoming more and more repulsed by my husband and don't know what to do. WHAT IS THE NAKED MAN MOVE??
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Jul 3, 2019 14:48
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Pinecone Sample posted:Boss: when are you going to finish that memo? This is powerful.
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Jul 5, 2019 03:39
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Ice cream stealer is a human genius
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Jul 19, 2019 16:03
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Cancel the pet store lol
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Jul 19, 2019 21:44
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Lying about abuse daughter is a bad person you should cut ties with. 8 year old disaster child deserves to watch as his laptop gets a 1” diameter hole drilled through it and it gets thrown in the trash.
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Jul 23, 2019 20:19
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brugroffil posted:The trend of "not having garbage craftsmanship in a brand new home"? I think the issue is the phrasing “noun needs verbing” which I think is more of a british thing right?
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Jul 25, 2019 23:30
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Tiny Bug Child posted:it's how people in western PA have talked for years and it's completely correct. "to be" is totally redundant in a phrase like "the car needs to be washed". the car doesn't need "to be", it already exists. the car just needs washed. But existence is not what the “to be” refers to, “to be” is referring to “being” in the state of having been washed.
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Jul 25, 2019 23:56
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The verbing/verbed part of the phrase is really more like an adjective, it describes a state. The state of being washed. Replace it with an actual adjective like the color red and see how it doesn’t work. you wouldn’t say “that car needs red” and assume that means the same thing as “that car needs to be red” the “to be” is doing something different than just stating that the car exists.
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If you cant play mariokart and poo poo talk and remain friends you weren’t actually friends to begin with
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Bruceski posted:When I was 13 I was reading the Star Wars EU. There is DEFINITELY worse she could be up to. Ban this sick filth
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:God this article always loving kills me with what an oblivious knob the guy is: there's an pertty good bbq place near me that seems to be open about 1 day a month at random. https://www.yelp.com/biz/house-park-bar-b-q-austin They say they're open 11-2.30 on weekdays (that's it) and they have been around for 70 years so ok, that's fine, but often you show up and there's a sign on the front door saying "out of town until september" or something like that.
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