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Gaunab posted:STOP TALKING ABOUT DICK LENGTHS!
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Bonzo posted:"no blowjobs for you" 
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Oct 17, 2016 15:51
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C-SPAN Caller posted:Is there a comedy movie involving two people passive aggressively trying to break up with each other in comedically larger stakes as both just dig in further, and the movie ends with them both miserable The Break Up maybe? They break up and become petty or its the other way around, and iirc they dont end up back together at least. 
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Dec 12, 2016 18:00
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Dec 12, 2016 18:01
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Hmmm I dont know, it kinda sucks if your SO invites a group of strangers over without you being told/prepared. If you live with someone isnt it kinda expected to atleast give a heads up if you are bringing people over? I wouldnt slam doors or act huffy, but I wouldnt be thrilled either. And probably a bit paranoid about not having had time to tidy up before people arrive.
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Dec 19, 2016 01:25
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Pick posted:No? Friends just show up at your door. I misread it as him not knowing the group she brought over, as i said strangers. My baad. Friends is something else.
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Dec 19, 2016 03:08
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DOMDOM posted:Gave a winning lottery ticket as a Christmas gift, my wife [39/F] is beyond upset. drat thats lovely. If its not agreed upon beforehand its up to the winner if they wanna share the prize imo.
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Dec 19, 2016 16:39
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WampaLord posted:If you give something to someone as a gift, it's theirs now. How is this a hard concept to understand? Im not sure if you are talking to me or the wife but I understand the concept of gifts. After the wifes behavior I would refuse to take any money and just tell him to buy me a beer or two to celebrate after he proposes.
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Dec 19, 2016 17:02
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Carrion Luggage posted:vast majority of non prude people pee on each other and laugh rather than post on reddit about it What? Guess I'm a grumpy prude.
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Dec 24, 2016 06:04
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That person should wait for their meal and ask for a bite. Bonus if its steak or something.
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Dec 28, 2016 21:26
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:How many people have a sibling 16 years apart from them? Family dynamics How is that a weird thing.
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Dec 28, 2016 22:13
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Groovelord Neato posted:a 16 year gap between siblings is extremely weird. Oh its extremely weird now. If you have one or two kids maybe, but not all parents stop loving and suddenly nr. 4 can be 16 years younger. Its not uncommon to move out around 16-18 for school here, so that could be a reason.
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Dec 29, 2016 22:38
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What if its old and spoiled, the weed runs man.
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Jan 10, 2017 14:50
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I wouldnt be surprised that she didnt stack the tupperware and just dumped it in the cupboard or something. If tupperware is what i think it is, plastic containers that fit into each other? Because i cant see any other way on how to do that wrong. E: but pissbaby actually needs to show her how to do it and stop being a pissbaby. Being from a dirty home can make you bad at cleaning. datajugend fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Jan 11, 2017 |
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Jan 11, 2017 18:47
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Mirthless posted:Yeah, I know, I really just wanted to bitch about people who loudly scarf down crunchy food with their mouths open like pigs Buh whah if ihs ely haoatt aaahhh ahhhhh ssshhhhaaaaa
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Jan 19, 2017 18:01
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ye ask out the roommate stealing sweaty underwear to sniff, it isnt creepy at all
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Jan 20, 2017 01:24
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In morse code, ugh
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Jan 20, 2017 01:31
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guy steals female roommates underwear for some sniffing and jerking, you need to run for the hills. girl steals sweaty gym boxer for sniffing and jerking, she is wife material bro, go for it.
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Jan 20, 2017 03:59
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Antivehicular posted:This woman sounds insufferable but the dude also sounds like a tiiiiny bit of a weiner, although I guess that depends on just how goddamn insane the Protoss porn is. Im gonna guess the banned word is rape, so some of that is detailed rape porn. Are you really a weiner if you freak out about your wife spending all day writing rape porn with her internet friends?
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Jan 31, 2017 06:27
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54 40 or gently caress posted:Man, I feel bad for her Neither of them got the wedding they wanted 
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Feb 4, 2017 21:58
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girls are kind of conditioned to believe that their wedding day is supposed to be this big, huge special day (and it is!) and should be all they want. It sounds like her husband got everything he wanted and she gave up her own dream wedding to make him happy. That definitely would suck.
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He should start calling her mommy, or mum
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Feb 5, 2017 16:54
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he likes to live dangerously and never lets a fart go un-tested. But lady should stop it with the dairy for a time.
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Feb 5, 2017 20:12
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do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband? yeah sure whatever. The guy is dumb, but dont do that big elaborate proposal stuff infront of a crowd of people, thats a lot of lovely pressure. Do it when its private and personal and if he says yes (not whatever ok yeah) go shower in your friends congratulations.
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Feb 10, 2017 15:16
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WAY TO GO WAMPA!! posted:I [19M] won't be able to celebrate my girlfriend's [30F] birthday with her and she is very upset. 
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Feb 10, 2017 19:43
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"daddy/mommy snores really loudly so mommy/daddy gotta get some sleep in the other room" If you go to so much effort to keep it up for the kids and the world, why go into relationships? Like wampa said, he is never gonna have a good relationship if the gf always have to be the secret affair hidden in a corner. They sound like they got a good thing going for the kids and all, but why even get married? E: nvm i guess its for the benefits datajugend fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Feb 11, 2017 |
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Feb 11, 2017 15:48
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Its gonna be weird for the kids no matter what they do when they get told/discover the family arrangement. Its gonna be hard to keep it a secret for when the kids are mature enough to understand and I hope they are gonna prepare them for it in some way as they get older.
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Feb 11, 2017 16:32
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Mirthless posted:there was a goon ITT a number of pages back who found out his parents were swingers for years when he was 18 and apparently shrugged it off I get what you are saying but this isnt "my parents have sex with other people for fun." Discovering your parents gave up on finding love, got married just on paper and your mother supressed/hid her sexuality for all these years etc. Wouldnt that be a pretty big thing to just shrug off? Everything they did they could have done just as fine if they didnt live together. If your one big thing is stability for your children, what do you do when they learn that things arent as stable as they seem?
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Feb 11, 2017 17:10
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:Update: Thanks for the advice everyone it really helped me out and helped me put things into perspective, i cut my sister out indefinitely today, no contact it is, luckily she didnt tell anyone and she has since removed all the posts once i told her that my SO was reporting her to the police for cyber bullying and if she doesnt take them down before he takes a picture she cold be charged and sent her some links to articles where this has happened to people so she is pretty scared atm, he doesnt intend to do this i made it up but it seamed to have the desired effect. She told everyone, probably still is.
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Feb 26, 2017 10:43
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Oh people know what happened. If she posts about him being a pathetic shell of a man on facebook after saying sorry well oh boy she has told everyone that would listen. Im gonna guess the guy understood that and thats why he got the fuuuck out. Imagine getting that loving destroyed by your own partner. " no I gently caress him in the rear end and here is is caged up dick, do you see sister DO YOU SEE?!"
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Feb 26, 2017 14:22
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Psycho Society posted:Why wouldn't someone want to get surgery in order to have sex? Like i'm sure circumcision sucks righteous amounts of rear end when you're that old but... sex. Come on man. Everyone is talking about it. You even have a cutie lined up, nothing to lose He is most likely going to do it, but yeah he is scared out of his skiiiin because someone is going to cut his dick
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Mar 7, 2017 17:18
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Huggybear posted:LOL, what a sad little creep hahaha. Yeah I post in the running thread in YLLS, sometimes the Trump and ME threads, and lurk in the Misogynoir thread to send cute and uplifting things to my (aaahh! the horror!!) black, feminist girlfriend. is this deja vu
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Mar 8, 2017 09:22
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woah thats true
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Mar 8, 2017 10:12
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Danaru posted:Me [22F] with my boyfriend [23M] of 6 years, do I have the right to be upset or am I being to sensitive? the bf and the brother wanted to go to another concert, she said it was ok because she wasnt paying attention and now she is confused
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Mar 15, 2017 03:07
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Ahhh haha 15 hot dogs per day for a dog. My 600 lb dog tlc copyright
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Apr 28, 2017 07:18
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Kibble $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Hot dogs $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my relationship and dog is dying
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Apr 28, 2017 07:22
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Maybe thats why she sued him, for hot dog money.
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Apr 28, 2017 07:23
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Ask the dog if hot dogs are sandwiches.
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Apr 28, 2017 07:31
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It just tastes ketchup anyway, dont use pasta as filler just drink the ketchup bottle, butt chug it raw
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May 11, 2017 08:36
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You dont pay for your ex-prostitues meal as her fiancee sits there haha, is it a weird power play or something?
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Did you pay for that dinner?
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