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hawowanlawow posted:just a quick lol at the drinking age being 21 still lol at that guy thinking that cops can't commit crimes
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Malachite_Dragon posted:Yeah but it's even less of a problem without the foreskin the cleanliness argument is akin to saying that pulling out a kid's teeth saves them the song and dance of learning to use a toothbrush. if you're confused about why men get passionate about having their dong be The Best Willy then i dunno what to tell you. perhaps being circumcised has robbed you of your male energy
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and I can clean it without having to deal with the song and dance of pulling the hood back; it's easy for some guys, for others they have to jump through hoops to get under it, I'm told. You seem really wound up about it. Does my having been snipped somehow affect you personally?
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I feel like there's some gray area between "I must be physically perfect or my boyfriend will leave me" and "I just ate so many cookies and brownies that I made myself sick"
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quote:Sean joins me and begins confessing that he was uncomfortable and didn’t know what to do. He claims he thought she was just a touchy-feely person. I don’t buy it for a minute. Why not, ma'am?
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Cowslips Warren posted:Here is what I don't get as a non-straight non-male....in the world of loving porn literally in your phone and parental controls a joke, why the gently caress do you need nudes of your secret idiot girlfriend? hm yes why would anyone want to look at coy erotic pictures their lover took specifically for them when they could just log onto pornhub and see any number of hot incest sluts getting railed in 4k60 e: not defending that broken rear end lady with her underage boyfriend, just responding to this post
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The Ferret King posted:She realized you were a weird foreigner because you were wearing a jacket in 110 degree Arizona. arizona (phoenix at least) is designed so that you don't have to ever experience the outdoors. go from your air-conditioned house to your air-conditioned garage to your air-conditioned car to the air-conditioned underground parking structure to the air-conditioned office and back five days a week, never breathing a gram of outside air. when i lived there i commuted to work by bicycle and wore the appropriate clothing for that -- shorts and a lightweight seersucker shirt, like a british man in calcutta -- and as a result i would freeze to death at work because the AC was always set for people irrationally wearing east-coast business attire like suits and pantyhose. ridiculous. oh and i bet that when this won't-snapchat-me girl says they have "religious differences" that it's a muslim/hindu thing. i've known a number of couples like that where the (westernized) kids were generally fine with it but the parents would nuke them for it and the cultural/parental control and shame runs super deep and so it is just not gonna happen. he's loving her while he can but has zero intention of it going the long haul
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almightyerin posted:Oh my god I wish I'd caught this one on the legal advice sub before it was deleted: how does one determine that a dildo is used? or do you just make that assumption for any one that isn't in the package e: oh, question answered, i guess
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Jul 2, 2018 18:36
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when i was in high school the shop teacher would always hang around my girlfriend's table and try to look down her blouse and always asked her to stay after class and commented on how her uniform was fitting and that kind of poo poo. but it was twenty years ago so all it ever came to was "yeah everyone knows he's a creepy perv just stay away from him" e: he also had a flat spot on his head from where he got hit with an i-beam or something when he was younger
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Milotic posted:How old is 8th grade? Year 8 over here would be 12/13. it sounds like the detective guy is paranoid about his wife cheating on him (maybe she is, who knows) and he knows it's with the handsome guy at the tennis club so he's trying to both catch her in the act and, as a consolation prize, gently caress that guy's wife too ask hubby to  with the tennis partner and maybe report detective man to the cops
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Doc Hawkins posted:I find it very hard to think of people I met when they were a child as anything but a child, so I would i am a college professor and sometimes people will ask me "so, you ever get any students coming on to you? what did you do? [hint hint]" and the like. i've had some acquaintances get really creepy and lecherous as they imagine what it must be like to be a young man in a position of power over all these 19 year old girls. the answer is: 1) yes, i have had students come on to me, and 2) nothing, because the teacher-student relationship (with undergrads anyway) is much more like being their parent than their colleague. romance doesn't enter the picture when your interactions are exasperatedly correcting their spelling in a terrible zero-effort essay for the fifth time or yelling at them to throw away their drat empty kombucha bottles before they leave the classroom while they giggle about how they drank wine out of red cups the previous night.
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Pick posted:I’ve known two profs who did it as well and there were no repercussions even though the grad students were still active students. Will wonders never cease. graduate students are a different situation because they're usually adults (real adults, not teenagers who can vote) and they're working at a professional level in the same field as the professor. it's still an inappropriate relationship because of the power imbalance but i can see how those conditions can lead to personal closeness or more. you could even argue that if the student and the professor are in different departments, so the professor has no direct power over their grades or the granting of the degree, that there's no good reason for a relationship to be prohibited other than ick factor. hell, my best friend as a child was the son of a grad student who'd slept with her 20-years-senior professor and gotten knocked up. he did not have a particularly happy home life the reason there are no repercussions is because it's insanely hard to fire a tenured professor even if they do something blatantly wrong. one prof not in my department was caught swimming naked with his 22-year-old (also male) graduate student in the gym pool after hours and they just gave him a year-long sabbatical. Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 21:11 on Jul 2, 2018 |
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i ran into a gaggle of my students as i was coming out of a victoria's secret once meh
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Milotic posted:I think you have possibly bigger problems than some bloody feral cat truly, though the world is divided on many an issue, we can all come together to laugh at white trash calling each other skanky bitches for selling the babymama's kittens at wal-mart
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Haifisch posted:I (31F) am an idiot & destroyed my boyfriends (37M) favorite beer it's a loving beer try dating someone whose emotional core isn't built around a beverage
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I had I really excellent male elementary school teacher for a few years in a row. He was an absolute weirdo, no question -- still lived with his parents at age 50, slept in his childhood bedroom, never married, never any girlfriend (or boyfriend), wore a bowler hat and spats every day and carried a pocket watch, and his favorite thing to do other than teach was to reenact Napoleonic War battles in his back yard with toy soldiers. He used to tell us that he was not born, but had emerged fully formed and dressed from a manhole on our town's main street. He had been a teacher for more than 30 years, extremely dedicated to his work, particularly good at teaching 8 to 12 year olds, and, despite many parents giving him a real close look for just being so bizarre, there was never a peep of any sort of impropriety. I think he was entirely asexual and basically just never grew up.
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Elderbean posted:Lol, there's a few dudes in the comments who are saying that it's okay to call her those things because she emasculated him by telling him how to do yard york. He emasculated himself by not knowing how to run a string trimmer or put gas in a lawn mower
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My favorite high school teacher was a man and I chose the graduate school I went to specifically because of the really incredible woman who would be my thesis advisor. I also had a female elementary school teacher who told me I was retarded and a male high school teacher who was an enormous rear end in a top hat to every student and went to jail in my senior year after attacking his wife with a hammer. It's almost like gender doesn't actually have any bearing on the quality of one's teaching
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Oh and my 8th grade math teacher was just, like, ridiculously smoking hot, I mean pretty good at math I guess but, holy poo poo, I looked her up on Facebook a couple years ago, 20 years on, and let me tell you: YEP
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Admiral Ray posted:Upcycling yeast, I like it. Got an app hot and steamy for your yeasty needs: Yeastr, ready to brew when you are! Rogue Brewery makes a beer where the yeast was harvested from the Brewmaster's beard. Go look it up if you like, I'm done
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"honey, the old grandma lawyer who's handling our house purchase has a new email account and is asking us to send $400,000 to four different random corporations i've never heard of." "hmm. should we give her a call to check it out?" "nah let's just do what she says. i'm sure everything is on the level." "good idea. that's thinking efficiently" those scammers deserve the money more than the couple does
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burial posted:That said, as a 30-something who did a couple of semesters of college with much younger people semi-recently, I get the part about conversations getting shut down for really bizarre reasons because somebody tried to express something and happened to use the wrong word. "people of color" is fine and most college students are super idiots however the way to be woke is to use a more relevant or specific descriptor than just grouping together everyone who's above a Fitzpatrick II. don't say "hispanic" (could people from spain, the americas, the phillipines, more) if you mean "latino/a" (americas only) and don't say "latino" if you mean "guatemalan" and don't say "guatemalan" if you mean "luis in third period english".
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are two dogs really that much harder to care for than one? i mean you feed them both at the same time, walk them together, it's basically the same amount of effort, and other than that they pretty much just take care of themselves right? five days isn't even long enough to think about having to give them a bath. my aunt used to show dogs and she had uh...like...i think nineteen of them at the peak, when one had a litter of ten puppies? and that is a full time job, no question, but it's still possible for one person to do it. two is nothing. wife sounds like she's got something else she's mad about. that or she's super immature
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BOOTY-ADE posted:The comments are even crazier on it, she keeps doubling down and telling people it's "wrong" that he has an opinion and should just like anything, even if he's lying to her  quote:myclothesmybody i mean if she's using words like "femme" and "presentation" in this context she's maybe just got some more complicated gender situation going on and denies it/doesn't know it yet right "myclothesmybody" is pretty lol though, like some "first amendment means you can't be mad at what i say" poo poo
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Milotic posted:Expensive jewelry was stolen from my [27 M] GF's [26 F] house. I am a recovering addict and her parents [60s M/F] accused me of stealing it. does he have a question in that post? or even a relationship problem? if there's one thing that smack addicts do other than heroin it's steal things. sorry, good for you for being on the mend, but you're gonna deal with that stigma for a very long time. business as usual also he totally stole it and he's probably relapsed
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Pick posted:u munch that hausen Yearrrrrrp Hubby needs to get wifey to a psychiatrist pronto
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Leon Einstein posted:I'll always be confused by women that look down on men for wanting to have sex with them. American puritan religious brainwashing is a hell of a thing
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cumshitter posted:Every "virgin until marriage" person should be forced to read the horror story of the husband who was going full Costanza and incorporating garlic mashed potatoes into sex. Regardless of religious affiliation. Can I still read this story if I'm not a virgin because that sounds fascinating
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the "tributes" bit takes that one out of the realm of belief. there's no way anybody jizzes on their ipad and then methodically documents each time in their porn folder. i think la brea carpet's suggestion that this was written one-handed is correct.
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Who the gently caress buys a $1200 birthday present for someone they aren't married to
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She's 22 years old, too like that's fuckin, couples' weekend at a resort kind of money, and she spent it on a marginal improvement to video games Now that I think about it they should stay together. Why ruin two couples
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My Imaginary GF posted:For my sister's first birthday after they started dating, my brother in law got her tiffany diamond earrings. Those run at about $1200 that is also pretty ridiculous if they were in/just out of college and not independently wealthy but even then it's not quite the same. diamond earrings at least are something you can use for the rest of your life and also getting a girl diamond anythings is kind of a "i am entwined with you and want this to relationship to continue" signifier this is like, fuckin, i dunno, buying your new girlfriend a $1200 bottle of perfume or something.
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/r/relationships: shove your dog up your rear end and gently caress your birthday dinner too
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i'm just glad that dad took the dog and left
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On one hand yeah that's kind of a dick move on his part on the other hand those couples who play what is supposed to be a individual-player game effectively as a pair when everyone else is on their own are generally insufferable
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yeah but remember the rule: we're only seeing his side of the story, presented in the best possible light he probably got way too into it in the way that nerds do and he gloated and talked poo poo nonstop and was hurtful
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Draxion posted:Nobody who isn't a creep just follows random people they don't know on Instagram, who just so happen to be the boss's underage daughter. shitloads of people follow random people they don't know on instagram. my 10 year old cousin was mocking her 13 year old brother because she has like 500 followers on instagram and he only has like 60. a ten-year-old absolutely does not know 500 people in real life. i idly looked at a few of her followers when she was showing off and they're basically all other tweens from god knows where and they all say something like "follow 4 follow" in their profile description thingy, i.e. if you follow me i'll follow you and we can both boost our follower count to show off on the playground. Rubellavator posted:This is weird behavior. Is he implying that he does internet detective poo poo or is he just uncomfortable following people he knows aren't using a fake name. it sounds like he's just clicking "follow" on every person that instagram suggests, i.e. "suggestions: hotchicamama2002 (picture of sunglasses and pouty lips)" and then after he has followed them and can view their account to figure out who they are, he decides if he wants to keep them or not. Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Jul 9, 2018 |
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she's having a blast tormenting this manchild with her sessi boday and he 100% deserves it. what a little weenie
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LadyPictureShow posted:Why don’t I (19F) care that my bf (20M) is abusive? next time pee on his clothes
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