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I checked into octopus present situation some more because I think it'd be amazing to have an octopus and I think the guy is more of a moron than the thread even gave him credit for. Even 60 seconds of google research would have told him that the tank probably needs to be cycled (getting a functional and stable bacterial nitrogen cycle happening) for ~90 days before it'll do anything other than nearly instantly kill the octopus. On top of that the average lifespan of a typical captive octopus is less than a year so it's kind of a lovely pet to begin with. I do give the guy credit for a pretty thoughtful and sweet idea it just also happened to be a really stupid idea that he should have nearly instantly realized. I probably will NOT guy myself an octopus because they apparently need fed every day or two and I go out of town for a week at a time a lot.
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La Brea Carpet posted:(IL) Can I will an item to my 15 year old nephew without my sister being able to legally steal it? Pogs. It’s always pogs.
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loquacius posted:My [25M] GF [23F] and her friends keep referencing and insulting my height and it's annoying me. Lol “they’re just curious how a little manlet bitch like you ever got a girlfriend.”
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Admiral Ray posted:i (27f) just found out my best freind (27f) drunkenly kissed my husband (27m) of 2 years at our super bowl party last night. View this as a Drunken mistske or do I go nuclear? Relationships (self.relationships) Baking wings on super bowl Sunday? 
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Introducing my [18F] new online boyfriend [29M] to my very protective Asian parents. How do I (29m) go about introducing myself to my (20f) GFs parents? quote:so long story short (hopefully short) I've been talking to this girl for a while, she still lives w her parents and they recently found out snit about me avid and ran a basic background check. I got into a lot of trouble between the ages of 18-21 and got some charges, all for minor stuff, all the charges were dropped but the arrests all still show up. Needless to say GFs mom is (understandably) a bit sketched out. I've made lots of changes in the last 8 years, im 3 years continuously clean and have had 6 years of sobriety over the past 8, im also going to be starting work on my LMHC certification (licensed mental health counselor) and currently work at a drug rehab helping other addicts get clean. I get along w GF better than anyone i have ever met and really want her parents to like me. What should i do? e: these are the same people but the dude lied about her age. bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 22:54 on Feb 6, 2018 |
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Capri Sun Tzu posted:If he really cuts off contact with her this could be salvageable. 50-50 on whether he sent the pics or not but he was definitely considering it when he took them. I take probably ten dick pics a day and they’re not for sending to anyone, they’re for me.
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Skutter posted:I just saw a commercial last week about a new treatment for Peyronie's disease (which showed a close-up of a guy's crotch and had the words "Worried about your curve below the belt"), so maybe there's hope for the guy? Who else knows what Peyronie’s disease is solely because of the book Youth In Revolt? I can’t be the only one.
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loquacius posted:So, in every single instance where a divorced man has to pay alimony, his ex was a homemaker? I don't know that much about alimony but my sis had to pay child support to her ex husband even though custody was 50/50 because he was a lazy pile of poo poo that refused to work. She worked for the fuckin library making like 35k a year and was paying child support even with joint custody. The judge did at least presume that he was capable of getting a minimum wage job and factored that into the child support calculations, but fuckin jesus, come on.
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Admiral Ray posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU poo poo never gets old. SovCit youtube owns are a national treasure.
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Haifisch posted:Here's a light one: Pretty sure this one is gonna solve itself by her getting dumped unless she's also had a significant weight loss. There's like a 0.1% chance that "started dressing nice, started getting his hair cut every month, started bathing regularly" isn't because as soon as he finds a sufficient "upgrade" he's gonna ditch her.
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boner confessor posted:1998 in pc gaming: Jesus that was a good year. I didn’t realize all those were the same year.
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girl pants posted:I [35 M] caught using a hidden camera to peek at my sister-in-law [22 F] naked. I'm as hosed as hosed can be. Dude missed the obvious way to get out of this which is to make a video of himself in the shower using the pen doing all kinds of ridiculous hip gyrations and dick waggling and then show it to his wife under the guise of spicing up their sex life. Bam, totally legit reason for the pen to be there.
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loquacius posted:I hope for my sake you're right Use every camera in the house for multiple angles, edit it all together with star wipes.
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Scathach posted:Holy poo poo lady your husband is terrible. Giving that talk to any guy of any age is lovely, doing it to a dude that young is cruel. I wish my first GFs dad had this policy because it woulda been pretty boss for him to suck on my titties in my car in his driveway.
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Caganer posted:Pickkkkk. You’re good at science and I’m more than mildly freaked RN Sorry about your newfound broke brain. F.D.A. Issues Warnings On Using Lead Crystal https://www.nytimes.com/1991/02/20/garden/fda-issues-warnings-on-using-lead-crystal.html
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Again, read the last paragraph. You should work at McDonald’s
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Why doesnt that guy just jerk off into a coffee cup like everyone else
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