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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Still not calling it Trumpcare eh? For someone who loves his names on failed products he can't seem to jump on this one

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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:siren:WE GOT CARTOON SIGN:siren:

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I also noticed a thread regular Mr. Beeg has a Kickstarter going. For those who don't remember he made this amazing parody.



Give a goon a shot if you can!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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The bags under his eyes are bigger then the actual eyes... plus no pupils...

My god... he's been stricken with Liefeld's Youngblood disease... :ohdear:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Tell that to the fascists before they start plugging their ears screaming "SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES CANT TAKE IT"

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Xander77 posted:

Profiles:

Payne: http://imgur.com/a/C2ysj
Garrison: http://imgur.com/a/ZdFwM
Tinsley: http://imgur.com/a/hFGWV
Gorrell: http://imgur.com/a/rnrPT
Ramirez: http://imgur.com/a/QrEjj
Rall: http://imgur.com/a/xDjKV

Anything I should add to any of these? Commentary, essential cartoons, parodies?

Have these been added to the OP yet?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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TheOneAndOnlyT posted:

Can we stop the endless primary relitigating for a minute to appreciate the new thread title? Please? :allears:

Took almost half a year to get it so enjoy it

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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TapTheForwardAssist posted:

The Conservapedia article on Trump had this amazing bit about how "yes, in certain aspects you could argue that Trump resembles the Antichrist. However, he could also possibly be the man to oppose the Antichrist, depending."



Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Today I just realized I've wasted way to much time reading these... yet I can't look away... someone save me :negative:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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AVeryLargeRadish posted:

You won't be a true politoons expert until you read every page of every archived thread.

Do it. :devil:

Buy me archives and you got a deal :getin:

apokaladle posted:

Is... is that a reference to the refugee toddler who drowned?

I think so... gently caress my states token conservative artist

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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That has to do with the liquor on your breath and obscenities you are quacking Duck. Public drunkenness is discouraged on campus grounds

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Somfin posted:


Side note, I'm so glad that :umberto: is a thing now.

What the hell is that?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Is it bad that my first thought about Molynuex is "stick to absurd promises about the Fable Series?"

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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May want to link that instead of spoiler. Also NWS tags...

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Ularg posted:

I think he's complaining about a meme, and this one:



A meme, tinsley, this is what your career has come to. Complaining about memes.

Better then him drunk driving I guess

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Office Pig posted:

slumming in the hee bee gee bee ess I see

Apparently. It's not the only thread they are doing it in

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Crabtree posted:

Not even Ted Rall can pull a BUT DEMOCRATS as easily these days. Maybe he'll demonize Hillary just to remember what it was like before Trump, but even he can't fight reality that much when the biggest thing that is in the way of his grand revolution is spelled G.O.P.

That's ok he'll demonize her again when she runs in 2020... oh god she's gonna do it :negative:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Lurdiak posted:

Nixon pulled it off.

Andrew Jackson as well...

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Gum posted:

Corbyn would kill for the sort of swings the Dems have been getting

Yet can't get the win :negative:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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inkblot posted:

This is a best Edgar Allen Poe reference.

Wouldn't it be better if the GOP were being entombed alive as trump is building a wall around them in a catacombs?

"Obamacare!" Trump said.

"He! he! he! --he! he! he! --yes, Obamacare." Said the Turtle, "But is it not getting late? Will not they be awaiting us at The Capitol, the Mall and the rest? Let us be gone."

"Yes," Trump said, "let us be gone."

"For the love of God, Don"

"Yes," Trump said, "for the love of God!"

But to these words He hearkened in vain for a reply. He grew impatient. He called aloud --

"McConnell!"

No answer. He called again --

"McConnell!"

No answer still. He thrust a torch through the remaining aperture and let it fall within. There came forth in return only a jingling of the bells. His heart grew sick; it was the dampness of the catacombs that made it so. He hastened to make an end of his labour. He forced the last stone into its position and plastered it up. Against the new masonry He re-erected the old rampart of bones of the gipper. For the half of a century no mortal has disturbed them. In pace requiescat!

Spiffster fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Jun 27, 2017

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Jurgan posted:

"Risk STD?" Which one of them is infected?

Open relationships lead to increased risk. If you aren't in a closed sexual relationship you should always get regularly checked for the good of all partners. She doesn't seem like she wants to be exclusively linked to this guy so...

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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MrUnderbridge posted:

Where's the *click* in panel 4?

Or would that be too blatant?

Add the sin heart on panel 5 and lightning bolts with the click and a poo poo eating grim in panel 6

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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TheBigAristotle posted:

It's Marlette, his next cartoon will present a balanced view of how both sides are bad

My hometown artist Varvel has turned on trump and in a bright red state like Indiana that truly says something

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Let me reiterate my theory that Varvel wants impeachment so the former Governor of Indiana becomes President.

That is very true, it wouldn't put it that far away from his banal bastard

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Jay Rust posted:

We are parodies of ourselves, goons

Can we get back to politics.
Please!
Yo!
:siren: CARTOON SIGN :siren:

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Rebel Blob posted:

Speaking of yesteryear, remember Brett Noel?



That's Big Show now. Big Show of last decade was no where near that ripped

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Literal chunk of Antarctica melted off the mainland and Garrison comes out screaming fake news. :bravo:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Jonas Albrecht posted:

Guys we're gonna get some weird George Romero obits.

This drat thread always is the bearer of bad news :negative:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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When Garrison finally falls of the Trump Wagon it will be a GLORIOUS breakup

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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GyroNinja posted:

Garrison is absolutely riding the Trump Wagon all the way to hell.

Let a goon dream will ya :munch:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Seriously what is the point of that Bernie comic? All it does is alienate those on the left when anger should be focused on Trump, Turtle, and Ryan

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Please read this folks.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Internet Kraken posted:

So who convinced Trump that banning transgenders from the military would make him more popular?

Got to get pence to tie break legislation somehow

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Captain_Maclaine posted:

Nice to see Baloogan's moved on from the permaprobie ZDR laid on him last week.

Oh what thread was that? I need to see that in all its glory

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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DaveWoo posted:

Looks like that McCain comic got Garrison a 3-day probation from Facebook:

https://twitter.com/NoahCRothman/status/892924678175682560

Also, dunno if this is new or not, but here ya go:

https://twitter.com/StefanMolyneux/status/892820149182574592

I KNEW that had to have been a drat commission for him. It was just a bit out of left field and no dashing trump to draw

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Viewtiful Jew posted:

It looks like he's on board with the new accepted narrative.

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/896561112451170304

Dear loving god just :fuckoff:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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So wait Allie is saying that money shouldn't be invested in minority communities? I'm confused because aren't Tifs used to reinvest In downtrodden communities? This entire cartoon is confusing

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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whomupclicklike posted:

So is this money supposed to be used on schools or not

From the sounds of it since taxes to schools have been capped because property taxes have been capped (that's an argument for another time because holy crap does that need to be addressed) the money is being used elsewhere where Allie is saying it should be used to schools. That's my take on it but again the entire execution of this comic is hard as hell to place partly because I'm not dealing with this situation personally.

Thanks for the parsing of it though phuzzy.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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loquacius posted:

Trevor Noah has apparently jumped on the "antifa and Nazis are basically indistinguishable from each other" bandwagon

https://twitter.com/LukewSavage/status/903495067289108482

the daily show is bad now

Dear loving lord :cripes:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Broken Loose posted:

poo poo, this is how I find out?

If someone died this thread is usually the first place I hear about it. Just goes with the territory :smith:

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

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Keiya posted:

It kills me that I'd actually prefer Pence right now. He's a hateful sack of poo poo, but he's a hateful sack of poo poo that isn't likely to get us involved in a nuclear war.

But he's so bland he's palatable to most people who only look at the surface. He would actually be able to get congress to work with him and that's a drat scary thought.

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