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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Hahahhahahaahahahahhhahahahahahahhahaa

*deep breath*

hahahahahahahhahahaahha

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Bip Roberts posted:

This is the ranking before football starts.

Yeah, you'll never get rid of us. We can lose 8 games next year and get a top 25 ranking in the preseason next year.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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RumbleFish posted:

Georgia excels at this, too.

We're the new Tennessee apparently

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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loving Dabo Sweeney has a national championship.

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Sep 3, 2011

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Emron posted:

Part of allowing those 31 points is allowing your defense to be on the field for 90+ plays against one of the best offenses in college football. If you don't possess, your defense gets tired. It's not on the qb, it's on the playcalling for the entire second half, which went:

-run for three to four yards
-long pass
-long pass
-punt

Even the best defense is going to have trouble if they're only off the field a few minutes at a time for an entire half

Shoulda run the dang ball

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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You see penalties on those picks so infrequently. I assume they're happening all the time.

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Sep 3, 2011

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Dilber posted:

i hope the chain runs around enough that Bama claims a title.

Bama beat Tennessee, Tennessee beat Va Tech, Va Tech beat Pitt

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Sep 3, 2011

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kittenmittons posted:

I was always under the impression that both starting and finishing well are important aspects of success but apparently I am a crazy person.

You should probably do pretty well in the middle too

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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RC and Moon Pie posted:

Amherst is in the middle of deciding a new mascot, which naturally applies to their football team.

The old one, Lord Jeffs, is out as the man it is named for thought giving smallpox-infected blankets to Native Americans was a cool idea.

Possibly the most popular of the semifinalists?

Hamsters.

You see, it's an anagram of Amherst.

And like most of the student body, it's a mammal. And they're male and female, also like most people associated with the college.

(That's from the list of rationale behind the suggestions.)

Hamsters is a good mascot. Luminaries is a weird semifinalist. Dinosaur is singular for some reason.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Hahaha, that seems counterproductive.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Yo 52 rapes holy poo poo Baylor. What's with that discrepancy with the school reported number of like the 17?

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Sep 3, 2011

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kayakyakr posted:

Sounds like the injury wasn't serious. A deepish cut on the chin with a pocket knife.

Needless to say, Boyd is no longer on the team.

And of course, there were apparently two 3* recruits (a CB and a DE) with them that are probably not coming to Tech after that.

Ah gently caress, another all-American WR for Oklahoma. :/

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Notre Dame was actually really, really good last year they just happened to run into 8 amazing teams. It was really bad luck is all.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Apparently our recruiting class wasn't very good. But I don't follow that stuff all that closely, so I'll just assume it will turn out fine and Coach Weirdo will figure it all out in the end.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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DJExile posted:

Art Briles dropped his lawsuit against Baylor.


:laffo: get hosed forever, art

Phone posting, but TMZ posted texts it says were from Briles discovered in another lawsuit. Mostly assistants telling him how they leaned on crime victims and him being relieved when crimes weren't going public.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Scionix posted:

I have been hire as the new offensive coordinator of the alabama crimson tide.

Scionix posted:

spider Y 2 banana.

Run the dang ball!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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swickles posted:

I just have everyone run a wheel route.

Wheel routes converge into a Flying V down field.

Opposing coach throw his hat, falls into manure.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Crotch Bat posted:

The nice lady from Last Chance U just took a job with Newks', a MS-based restaurant chain, as a marketing director. Weird move, I wonder if the popularity of the show affected her job in some way.

The real answer is she's probably making more money.

Good for her. Her old job clearly sucked rear end.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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WOOOOOOO GUESS WHO"S BACK

https://twitter.com/leighsteinberg/status/832310553712300032

Watch out, Edmonton! Saskatchewan is coming for you!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Vince Young trying to trademark ‘Make Vince Great Again’

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Yeah big loving shocker right there

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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tactlessbastard posted:

I love the excessive violence. A guy could get killed or brain damaged getting slammed against a wall like that.

Definitely targeting.

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Sep 3, 2011

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Waroduce posted:

My girlfriend has bridal poo poo to do for her friend tonight I am going to watch some college footballs starting with that game.


What were other great games this year. I'm good with amazing defensive games like lsu Bama or crazy bullshit pac shootouts. Anything entertaining

Scrappy underdog Texas beats Top 10 powerhouse Notre Dame for the greatest upset of the year.

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Sep 3, 2011

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LLCoolJD posted:

I had to search for "William and Mary quidditch" on YouTube. Williamsburg is a sad college town, but for Pete's sake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SieRYdA4cyw

gently caress. I watched like 15 seconds and I'm so loving embarrassed for everyone involved.

Like, J.K., dog, why aren't they just racing on the flying brooms? You don't know poo poo about sports, just have them do a race around the school or something. Obstacle course race maybe, oh no there's a big dragon you gotta fly around.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Haha, Texas Tech's practice facility caught fire.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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gently caress Baylor

Ex-Baylor TE Tre'Von Armstead Charged With Sexual Assault From 2013

quote:

Baylor did not conduct an investigation of its own, which all schools that accept federal money are required to do under Title IX, until 2015,

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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TheAlmightyFrog posted:

Wiggins: L'ville blocking transfer to 5 schools http://es.pn/2nLnxVc

Bobby Petrino is a despicable human being. What makes it worse is that Wiggins transfered from Georgia to Louisville to follow Grantham, and now Petrino is blocking him from doing exactly that again by not allowing him to go to Mississippi St. How petty is that? And how are coaches still allowed to do poo poo like this?

Like, how? He's a graduate transfer, is he seriously not allowed to go somewhere if his former coach says he doesn't like it?

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Crotch Bat posted:

Grad transfer just means the waiting period is skipped, they're still bound by all other transfer rules.

So then there's some NCAA BS that says you gotta get a permission slip. If this dude just flew the coop and showed up at Purdue the wrath of god would come down on them?

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Sep 3, 2011

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Scionix posted:

Is it fjuckig foothalball season yet HILY

SHJIT

Spring game this Saturday!

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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I'm shocked it isn't fried.

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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Disband the Big 12, bring back the Texas Conference

I'd like to keep OU and OK State, but we can still call it just the Texas Conference.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Edit: Doublepost

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Sep 3, 2011

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Christ, our new coach is a loving weirdo

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Sep 3, 2011

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MourningView posted:

Normally UNC would be a team other conferences would jump at but if the awful bathroom bill is the reason they're available taking them is gonna be really bad PR if you're a power 5 conference, and they're looking at potentially crippling sanctions. Dunno how they could possibly think this is a good idea.

Haha, nah they can come to the Big 12, like, today. Texas will have its own bathroom bill soon enough anyway

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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Abraham Lincoln did nothing wrong.

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Sep 3, 2011

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Quandary posted:

It honestly still surprises me that NC consistently takes the crazy cake, I feel like it should be Alabama or Missippipi, but no one does it quite like NC.

NC is notoriously gerrymandered, which really allows the freaks to stretch their legs.



Look at that poo poo. I don't know what the districts for the state House look like, but I'm sure they're just as insane.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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I didn't mean to cause so much of a derail. Let me get this thread back on track:

North Carolina barbecue sucks as much as their congressional districting.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

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I think we can put our differences aside to make fun of Florida, because apparently Floridians consider smoking loving fish to be barbecuing.

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Blitz7x posted:

When I moved out to California my neighbors invited me to a BBQ and I thought Oh hell yeah. Turns out bbqing in California just means "cooking outside" and we had hotdogs

Yeah they meant to say "we're grilling," but I can forgive that kind of ignorance, they don't know any better.

Florida is a goddamn Southern state though. I mean come on.

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Sep 3, 2011

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The Big 12 will 100% take NC State. No question.

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