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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
The Trump presidency is like some heavy handed morality play on the importance of checks and balances in politics.

Bush: "More like Congr-rear end! See you nerds later."

Obama: "We could reverse the direction of Presidential power... Or go full steam ahead. What's the worst that could happen?"

Trump: "It's me I'm the worst thing that could happen."

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Lil Peeler posted:

die... fiery

From "Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives"

That dude is probably gonna be brought in to make the new school lunch menu. Take that Michelle.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Use the for profit prison model on schools, duh.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

b-minus1 posted:

Patton Oswald will kill again

Patton "Lee Harvey" Oswald

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Aades posted:

Are all the Democrats sitting while all Republicans stand? Even our applause run on party lines now.

lol

This has been the case since Clinton at least.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
MSNBC Exclusive:
Tax Law benefits the rich!!!

0__0

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Dear Prez Trump,

Here is my proposal for eliminating the national debt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8od9__PeMs

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Don Gato posted:

You see, the founding fathers assumed we would only elect honest, incorruptible and smart people as president and the entire constitution was based on that assumption. The system breaks down when you have someone like Nixon in office, and completely falls to poo poo when Trump is having a tantrum

The founding fathers also assumed that voters would be white, male, and own land. But please go on about the purity of Murica' pre Nixon.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

The Glumslinger posted:

Bernie couldn't even beat Hillary :v:

Hillary couldn't beat Trump :3

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Harald posted:

The government is never going to reopen

Finally some good news.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Perhaps the most damning proof of how bad the Air Force is at paperwork.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
There is a new TV series based on the events of Waco that, based on the first episode, is painting the Branch Davidians as the good guys and the ATF/ FBI as a group of murder junkies.

I can't wait for the Cliven Bundy and The Oath Keepers show, RIP Tarp man ;__;7

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

TotalLossBrain posted:

Also Geraldo learned nothing and was years later caught making up stories about dead soldiers on live TV, so that's a lol.

He gave away troop positions while embedded on live TV.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Neukoln19 posted:

I knew there was something special about Corey the moment I saw his pic on t_d.


His rear end got expelled

https://babe.net/2018/01/30/that-guy-who-tried-to-get-an-undocumented-classmate-deported-has-been-expelled-from-his-school-31322

Reading between the lines :/

Neukoln19 posted:

rear end

babe.net

Code Cracked!!!
https://babe.net/2018/01/25/hot-dogging-is-the-butt-version-of-titty-loving-and-this-is-why-you-should-try-it-tonight-30126

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

priznat posted:

Unfortunately the retard is behind the podium this time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSiJiDSmb1E
????

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Uh oh!

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

uber_stoat posted:

he's got that huge presidential Kennedy head.

You think that evolution/ natural selection would have solved that ;__;

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/372202-trump-to-host-super-bowl-watch-party-at-florida-golf-club

Trump San what about the kneeling ;__;

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

There is no such thing as clean Dorito... this is some Koch network BS ;__;

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

TulliusCicero posted:

"Change the rules quick before more horrible young people try to get involved!" :bahgawd:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prez_(comics)

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE-YTU3qIzA

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
HELP!!!

;__;

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdM1UD4mvAw

Half an hour til Trump gets owned by teenz

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Smirr posted:

eyyyy my daughta got murdered, and we gotta make sure our children are safe in da schools, capisce?

IM GRIEVING HERE

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
Gun toting custodians: if you can clean up a classroom you can clean up crime

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
I've heard of 21 Jump Street but .22 Jump Street?

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

The Walrus posted:

wait, airline pilots carry guns???

Yeah and when the school shooting alarm goes off they crash the plane into the school

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
This dude is a Tim Heidecker character

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

COMRADES posted:

hahaha "video games are causing this!" ahahaahaha holy poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD-Afpg4P2U
We were warned in the 90's ;__;

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Wirth1000 posted:

More shocking is how the gently caress is that anchor still on the air?!?!

I agree, CNN should have replaced Stelter with another dreamy guy like Coop ;__;

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

bloom posted:

100% of my mom says I'm very handsome.

+ or - 55%

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

I don't know who this Judge Jeanine lady is, but I can see why she's in Donnie's face so much. She verbally fluffs him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghb_nnQmqsA
0__0

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

Well she seems balanced.

Fair and even!

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

bloom posted:

I don't know if I can handle a world in which Donald Trump, noted retard and alleged president, knows the word "braggadocios"

Having a word-a-day calendar doesn't mean you are a human dude -__-

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Waffle House posted:

lol that's about as collusion as it gets

Does anyone else find it interesting that his name shortens to, "jawohl"?

:thunk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z42MB5rd_xM

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
http://money.cnn.com/2018/02/28/news/companies/pizza-hut-nfl-sponsorship/index.html

#Pizzagate???
RIP Pizz Dad ;__;

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

Alan Smithee posted:

Wish I could make billions selling poo poo pizza to Chuds

Bulletproof Pizza

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

VR Native American posted:

Bulletproof Pizza

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00GTPSQBK/?tag=097-20&ascsubtag=v7_1_4_19g_16iu_4_x01_-srt-
0__0

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

World War Mammories posted:

looking forward to the_donald twisting itself in knots to convince itself that donny loves video games just like they do

Baron Trump is lobbying for the gamers.

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VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva
So is Trump back to being a Dem sleeper agent again?

The plot is too twisty and I DONT HAVE TIME TO WATCH ALL THE EPS! ;__;

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