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Why is no one itt acknowledging the fact that Jacob Wohl has finally confirmed that MIB is real and Mueller has been using his alien cloning device outside of work hours? This all reeks of a Marxist conspiracy to keep Area 51 under wraps.
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:do you work for the gateway pundit *Extremely Jacob Wohl voice* I never even heard of this Gateway Pundit before Leftists started accusing me of working for them.
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Nov 2, 2018 09:58
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The fact that Trump has over 45% approval baffles me. Isn't only about 30% of a given continent blatantly fash?
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Nov 2, 2018 13:45
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Just a row of guillotines, maybe we need to find a way to automate the process...but why get a robot to do what a sharp blade and gravity can do just fine.
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Nov 2, 2018 15:16
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My proudest day as an American soldier, the chance to shoot at unarmed, fleeing civilians because my broke-brain president imagines the women are all going to lay at the border and launch their anchor babies mortar style and everyone will become an instant American citizen. Unlike our great leader, who has done the required 90 month citizen tests and has proof of his genealogy all the way back 900 generations. His grandfather was Abe Lincoln don't you know, who was struck down by Lyin' Ted Cruz' dad.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:
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Nov 2, 2018 21:53
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karma_coma posted:Take what we have now but add a piss tape and i may not be able to stop laughing. i might die. And Trump will smile thinly as the Lefties die laughing, his gaze passing over his 4-D chessboard where every move is plain to His mind. "Finally," he will whisper, "the Libs have been Owned."
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Nov 3, 2018 02:48
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Lol...Trump is president and frat boy #3 is a SJ XD. But no this activist being made out to be all the accusers is very bad. Shame. Sad.
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Nov 3, 2018 14:07
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:America is the new Germany and China can be the new USSR. So what you're saying is Germany get your scientist's descendants back?
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Nov 3, 2018 20:50
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I ride bikes all day posted:https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1058838890377814021 Let me, an unreptant richboi douche, tell you about why the poor are really poor. Spoiler, it has to do with bootstraps and not pulling yourself up by them.
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Nov 3, 2018 23:56
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Egg on my face when it turns out Wohl is just an amazing novelist using twitter to call attention to his art.
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Nov 4, 2018 00:20
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Calico Heart posted:lol are you invoking the murder of a journalist to justify why you don’t have to google something No you see...as soon as you look something up assassins will come and kill you. Why investigate when you can just sit, why sit when you can lie down, why lie down when you can sleep. - Lazy Smurf
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Outrail posted:Barack tyrant Mods, plz.
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Nov 4, 2018 15:05
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America really is a country of boundless opportunities for the rich. A snakeoil salesman is president. Lol.
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Nov 4, 2018 18:53
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Question that I hope doesn't count as a derail: Is anything in America free from partisanship? Like, is there I don't know...any neutral outlet, a neutral judiciary? I know I'd rather have a left-leaning outlet than right-leaning, but is the ideal not non-partisan?
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Nov 5, 2018 11:55
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Economy (JOBS) Tfw you can't make a functioning sentence out of 280 characters. 
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Nov 5, 2018 16:36
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A Fancy Hat posted:You know it actually, and believe me, nobody knows this.... but the Russians? They want.... they don't want me winning! They hate it, I'm so hard on them. So hard. And Vladimir Putin, and I like the guy.... I really, believe me. I love that guy, and they love him there, too. But we talk. And he says to me, you know, he says "You're so hard on me, Mr. Trump, my God, I mean, you're killing me." But we're friends and we get along. Much better than Obama ever did with Vlad, you can trust me on that.
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Nov 5, 2018 16:58
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FMguru posted:Those must have been fun briefings. I wonder how many times Tromp mentioned "illegals" voting and bringing up his colored map of counties he won in 2016? The Whitehouse uses the electoral map as placemats, bibs, facetowels and special presidential daipers. Because Trump will never be number 2.
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Nov 5, 2018 18:15
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:It will never not be funny to me how much he despises Tiffany lol I suspect she once, as a toddler, strode up to him in that simultaneously cute and confident way toddlers do, looked at him with her big anime eyes and said: "Daddy, youw hands awe weally small! Look! I can covva them with my hand!" He stood up and after begging her to let go of his hands, ran away weeping. She's been dead to him since.
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Nov 5, 2018 23:22
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explosivo posted:Heard a couple people today say they aren't voting because they "feel pressured by everyone on social media" to do so. No loving poo poo bitch go vote, goddamn! The only reason they feel pressured is because they were going to vote Republican.
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Nov 5, 2018 23:40
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Just 26 hours until we get a 7 month reprieve from constant political ads. So Trump is not going to ramp up his re-election campaign yet in your opinion?
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Nov 6, 2018 01:04
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Are these cultish people travelling with Trump and that's why his stadiums are always filled? Sort of like rock groupies. Because, I mean, surely some conservatives find him as repulsive as we do.
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Nov 6, 2018 11:06
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Flesh Forge posted:they're careful to pick small venues that look crowded, e.g. in Houston whose metropolitan area pop. is about 6.3 million people, they picked a stadium that seated ~4500 and reluctantly moved it to a somewhat bigger stadium that holds 18.5k people and filled it maybe 2/3, meanwhile the really big stadiums remained empty Ah thank you, that actually makes sense. Grift 101: take something small and make it look bigly. Which I guess is why Trump is walking around with a poster-sized picture of Toad and being really surprised why everyone calls it an insult to his penis.
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Nov 6, 2018 12:00
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Cyks posted:He will also go to areas that are heavily Republican instead of contested. His final rally last night was in a county that voted 76% for Trump in the '16 election with a stadium capacity of 7,000. He's such a great guy. He'd never consider states, fly-over states, I mean he said it himself and he's a noted Truthteller. What? Bend over for the Great Leader so he can sodomize me with a splintered baseball bat? Yes, yes of course. At least he's always truthful.
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Nov 6, 2018 12:43
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mono posted:I can certainly tell you that he'll "joke" and tell his crowds to take matters into their own hands against the crooked obstructionist socialist lying dems And when they do he'll say both sides are at fault here and he never advocates violence.
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Nov 6, 2018 13:18
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Valko posted:Wait a minute... He already has two? He has Toad and Toadette shaped....growths. I wouldn't call them penises.
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Nov 6, 2018 15:26
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Hey. Hey. I just realized Trump...will still be president tomorrow. Ha. Haha 
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Former DILF posted:The thing that really bakes my boulichette is that it actually works, dems will turn into war criminals and poo poo just to appeal to some of the dumbest and most bloodthirsty “people” on earth WHO WILL NEVER VOTE DEMOCRATIC No, you see you win them over with convincing rhetoric and bipartisan solutions that veer heavily in their directions. And then you take their abuse as the idiotic policies fail and the wealth gap gets wider. And then you watch half your base not vote and the other half vote for the other side and you wonder how you can be more inclusive to the neo-nazis.
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madmatt112 posted:Are you implying that a country that's attacking its own education system is producing citizens that aren't educated enough to understand evidence that socialism generally brings health and happiness? Socialism begets dictatorial leadership, oppression of the opposition using lethal force and heavy regimentation of civilian life to the point of using propaganda to make everyone opposite seem worse and scary. You sir are a... I just opened a dictionary and turns out that's fascism, not socialism. Egg on my face.
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I have become too internet. I'm sitting here, in the Netherlands, worrying about the American midterms like I worried about the Brazilian election. Why can't I just turn off that little panicky voice shouting at me about how we're all going to die and I can't even do anything about it.
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Nov 6, 2018 22:27
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spankmeister posted:Alles gaat toch naar de kanker. This is not wrong. A GLISTENING HODOR posted:"I'm sitting within 5 meters of legal brothels and weed cafes but choose to get worked up over retards eating their own children in the dumb country" I guess I will go use some of our weed then. Maybe that will make me less freaked out. And it's actually 20 meters. Also, I'm choosing to get worked up because I know what will happen when you finish eating your own kids.
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Nov 6, 2018 22:39
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FMguru posted:According to a documentary I saw (Snowpiercer) this is 100% correct. Children taste more like chicken than adults do because their meat is more tenderized, compared to the hard, almost tallow like taste of more adult human meat. This is great weed.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm an EMT in TN. This is good news, a few more decades and we'll be rid of them 
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What America needs is actual socialism, hopefully after all olds have died off. Seriously, I can attest it's like a warm bath.
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Nov 7, 2018 10:00
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Dravs posted:Like, what are these replies? That's a misconeption. The planet will be fine. It's been a ball of hot lava and is still here after being repeatedly struck by meoteorites. It's still spinning away merrily. We absolutely need to do something to make sure *we* will be able to continue thriving on our abused cradle of life. But the Earth will be there with or without us. #PositivesideOfExtinction
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Nov 7, 2018 10:29
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But just think guys, now Trump's tax cut for the middle class can finally get started on.  I mean he said he was going to do it after midterms.
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Nov 7, 2018 11:00
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Calico Heart posted:The world grabbed America by the collars and screamed "It's been two years! This is it - this is your last chance to prove you're able to vote against nazi terrorists!" and America ummed and awed, looked around the room and said "I can meet you half way????" And the weird thing is, I still feel some optimism. Because of the fact people are holding America up as an example of what not to do. The right wing might see it as a win, but it won't be in the long run. We just have to keep jogging.
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Nov 7, 2018 12:28
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When is the boomer cutoff? Because both my parents are leftists in a hardcore way...
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Nov 7, 2018 12:41
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Aesop Poprock posted:Literally every candidate who took the full on racist trump garb and threw it on got elected over people who were supposed to walk all over them. That is a horrible sign regardless of the fact that the house tends to change every 4 years regardless of what’s going on People he went to the actual mat for got kicked the gently caress out. Texans are Texans and utterly Reptarded and Beto still managed to make Cruz sweat more than his usual slime.
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Hihohe posted:Your right. Hes more of an Ochre Jelly. Ochre jellies are kind of cute so no. Otyugh, which people in fantasy use as a garbage disposal sounds more like him.
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