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Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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mobby_6kl posted:

That's not funny. That might be central nervous system damage from Listeriosis for example :spergin:

This kills the hedgehog.

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Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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This made me die a little inside as a teenager and I'm presuming they're still there.



Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Super Waffle posted:

God drat an unironic puppetmaster defense in TYOOL 2020

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Banta you piece of poo poo

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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And that's a buy from me!

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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THIC

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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SpacePig posted:

But there are 5 white men in the picture. This training is so bad!


Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Cocaine Bear posted:

Rich people are rich and obscenely rich people are obscenely rich. They have access to drugs and surgery and training none of us could dream of. No need to overthink what we already know.

I don't think getting adequate sleep, exercise and no stress about your next rent cheque are things that we can only dream of... Oh..

Edit: oh yeah have this hillarious image from work. You're welcome

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Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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I'm sure there must be a deeper meaning somewhere here but just in case shouldn't someone call Ms Minaj a bondulance?

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Purrmaid

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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It's a standard UK slot machine. Why would you need such frippery as numbers or pictures when you can just slam cash into a machine, press a button and hear a jingly tune signalling your (temporary) defeat?

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Kheldarn posted:


Things that trigger my stupid OCD Friends :smug:



Argh, got right on through until the edge of table items. Right in the brain.

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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gleebster posted:

Hell, I thought an Eton Mess was the British Government.

Eyyyyy

Tragic actually :(

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Data Graham posted:

Yeah I think it's in Arizona now

:golfclap:

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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"Benerial"

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Grendels Dad posted:

Glitter. In my defense, I am a dumbass and confused Gary Glitter and Eddie Izzard before. Eddie Izzard is still cool, right?

Yes, Eddie Izzard will always remain cool

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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`Nemesis posted:

She changed her name quite recently, Suzy.

Yes, I noted that today! Missed a trick with Edie Izzard I feel but she's the comedian I guess :shrug:

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Data Graham posted:

But who has it in them to just do Phở Q



And every time I try to go it's flippin rammed and I don't get my Báhn Mì

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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lobsterminator posted:

I recognized her. She was in Hotel Hell and she rocked. Which is why it took a moment for me to get the joke, because I thought it was relevant to the actual person.

Karen Thompson alt account spotted

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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I always knew

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Non Compos Mentis posted:

the gently caress is wrong with that guys beard

Vitiligo can also affect hair as well as skin :science:

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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PainterofCrap posted:

Vagina dentata


It's a wonderful phrase!

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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gently caress you I won't do what you tell me

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Nobody:

Absolutely no one at all:

This entire thread:

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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great big cardboard tube posted:

What is going on here?

Shhh, be quiet. Can't you see he's hunting miwfs?

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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HPanda posted:


Canterbury tails


:cheersdoge:

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Deptfordx posted:

You think Old English naming conventions are annoying to keep track off?

Try reading some Punic history. Hanno, Hamilcar, Hannibal, Hasdrubal. Those 4 names cover about 90% of every prominent figure from Carthage.

That's because those four individuals cover 90% of the prominent figures in Carthaginian history :agesilaus:

This post by the Scipio Gang

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Inceltown posted:

Steve Martin has a first name for a last name so you should never trust him.

:hai:

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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ante posted:

OKay here's a kind of funny picture





I'm into butchy boy, chiggy pig, or granny grey

Sorry, what?

Is this in reference to wood lice?

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Kheldarn posted:



Sadly, the website is gone. I wanted to find out if they still wanted to marry Justin Timberlake.

Next Monday

Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Weirdest Loss yet

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Ballbot5000
Dec 13, 2008

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Kheldarn posted:



Yeah. They did it follow up video where he puts everything in the correct holes, and she's very happy about it.

drat, I hated the Unfortunate as a kid! My least favourite Wonka character

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