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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
It'll be Hamilton, Bottas, and Ricciardo

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Myrddin_Emrys posted:

Ali was charismatic, interesting, pretty awesome and the obligatory good and cool person who has a fascinating history. Their Lewis has non of these

Lewis should join the Nation of Islam & change his name to Muhammilton Ali

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Just let us dream for a little while, man.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I absolutely believe that Hamilton has the potential to meet or exceed 7 WDCs. Like, I don't want to see it happen, but I think he has the raw skill to do it. Barring Mercedes eventually going to poo poo.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

AgentJotun posted:

Bottas reminds me of Kovalinen. A useless fin for Hammy to thrash.

At least Kovalainen won a race.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

keevo posted:

All this Fernando hype has me way too excited about the 500 and I'm going to be really bummed when he ends up finishing 15th

Alonso crashes and dies for real in the 500, followed by Button winning Monaco in the McLaren

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Norns posted:

It's so good to be getting the Bottas comedy hour.

I hope he spins under safety again :magical:

It's loving sad Bottas is making me respect Nico in hindsight.

Nico was good and would've been better with long hair and a Keke mustache.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
:yikes:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I hope Alonso can adjust to driving a fast car again.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
My favorite Lewis moment was when he got owned by Maldonado at Valencia.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I think some kind of deal should be made where Williams gets rid of Stroll, but keeps his mom and sister around.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

You Am I posted:

I guess this has become the wurst thread

I made this joke like three years ago

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Lance Stroll will get points before Alonso does.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user


Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Wirth1000 posted:

Much like how Islamophobes play right into the hand of ISIS as their useful idiots... so, too, does those who dare criticize Lance Stroll as he laughs harder and harder while spearing into the side of practically poverty-stricken-Double-World-Champion-Spaniard-compared-to-Stroll Alonso at 300km/h his sister.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

1500quidporsche posted:

They're now Renault's factory team and employ a fraud and a mediocre German.

Weird, so does Ferrari and McLaren

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iospace posted:

Lewis would probably die if he tried either of the major 500s (Daytona or Indy) if that's the case :ughh:

Then again, Tony Stewart.

He should hurry the hell up and try then

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I'd like to see Alonso in the Haas.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Honda's performance in the past few seasons has actually soured me on even buying an old Honda to tinker with. It's weird, being a Honda guy all my life and turning around to feel disgust toward them.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I think it's pretty cool that Stroll got points. He drove a good race.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
From May 2nd:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

Lance Stroll will get points before Alonso does.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I'd like to see McLaren-Cosworth, tbh

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Probate me one month for every point Lance Stroll has over the McLarens at the end of the season & make my probation reason a picture of Stroll's head on the Lou Ferrigno Hulk. :toxx:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Man, I'm hosed if Stroll improves

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
So that's a 15 month probation for me and it's not even the summer break yet. :negative:

I'd seriously take it right now rather than risk not posting again until 2019.

edit: lmao, I could potentially be probated into the mid 2020's if Stroll keeps up this kind of pace.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jun 26, 2017

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iospace posted:

Season isn't over yet :unsmigghh:

:ohdear:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iospace posted:

So, because I'm a nice girl (and no one saw Stroll finishing on the podium this year, at all), I'm going to offer you somewhat of an out. If you make a donation to a racer founded or supported charity (either F1 or Indy Car driver) at the end of the season based on the point differential, I will only give you a month off, assuming Stroll does indeed finish ahead of the McLaren point total.

For example, if you donated, say, 30 USD to the Fernando Alonso Foundation (2 dollars for every point), I'll reduce your sentence to a month. Minimum, however, is a 5 dollar donation (or similar amount in your local currency).

This seems like a fair deal. Could you maybe post some donation links for future use? I checked out the Fernando Alonso Foundation page, but couldn't find a way to donate (if it comes down to that).

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
The drivers should be allowed to fight each other if they wreck. In fact, it should be encouraged.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:

That infographic is suspiciously missing several key datapoints. One being Our Jackie who has no icons next to his name at all. The other being Our Nelson who punched guys, grabbed dicks, started rumors that another driver was gay, AND tried to make friends with Balestre. The BBC couldn't even imagine a visual icon to represent some of those acts.

The dude who grabbed dicks started a rumor that somebody else was gay? ... :raise:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

GOOD TIMES ON METH posted:

Pierre Gasly? More like Pierre NotGood imo

Quierre Assly

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

wuffles posted:

What is a Mega Zone?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megazone_23

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
More like the gaygazone

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Zaphod42 posted:

Yeah lets go back to V8s at the very least please.

Aero is one of the most distinguishing things between the cars right now, but yeah if you limited that a bit you could push the engines up.

V8 twin-turbos making like 1000 hp

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

Wirth1000 posted:

$900 iPhone SE

Where do you live that you have to pay $900 for a phone that goes for $399 in the US?

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
Oh

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
:geno:

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
I like Alonso, but I think you guys seem to be ignoring that he won two WDCs with cheat cars, so the fact that he hasn't won a championship since pretty much solidifies his position as a massive fraud.

Stroll, however, probably has a good 20 years in the sport and will probably earn multiple WDCs once he unlocks his true skill.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

OhsH posted:

record holding formula 1 podium finishing wunderkind lance stroll has taught me to never make toxxes in this thread.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

keevo posted:

Mods please change my name to LewisJuice tia

Jewis

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user

iospace posted:

And this me asking you to stop that right now.

Maybe Luice would’ve been a better combination. :shobon:

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