EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I meant more personally, the man has to retire or die at some point. And what happens to the new Russia then?

Brute Squad posted:

https://twitter.com/JohnnyMcNulty/status/849040944401985536

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/849336567663558659

say that to my face fucker, not online and see what happens

MA-Horus posted:

I'll tell you what boyos. I lived in Korea for a few years, was there for the sinking of the Cheonan, there when the banking system got hacked. I never really got worried because I knew cooler heads would prevail.

Guys, I'm concerned.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

can one of you fine posters please post grover predictions.txt if you have it, it always makes me laugh because i've never seen anything so loving wrong

ded posted:

So what new big bad terrorist org will be created by Trump toppling the Sarin-gas regime?

Bolow posted:

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

I mean I'm sure they've been updated but aren't they mostly 1970s tech? Pretty impressive for the time all things considered.

Also they go for, according to google and the USN, 1.41 million a pop so wowzers if we're going with a saturation attack. I realize thats nothing in the scheme of things but kinda crazy when you think about it.

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

gently caress man that just makes me more mad at trump's poo poo

cowboy elvis posted:

Really pumped to see the next generation of jaded posters making GiP great again

Handsome Ralph posted:

Sup fellow DC goon?

Gonna enjoy the last bit of my Lagavulin 16 yr and have some snus myself.

Mike-o posted:

I. SITUATION
A. ENEMY FORCES -
ENEMY IS COMPOSED OF ALL WHO WOULD OPPOSE SS-18 SATAN HAIL HIS NAME, THY RADIATION AND HEAT SHALL COME WITH THY PASSING, ALSO ANY ANIME TOUCHERS SHALL BE EXPLICITLY TARGETED (HAIL)

B. FRIENDLY FORCES -
ALL WHO PRAISE HIS NAME (HAIL) SHALL RECEIVE HIS BLESSING OF SEEING HIS GLORY CLEANSE THIS EARTH, FOLLOWED BY A QUICK DEATH. BLESSED IS HIS PROPHET CURTIS LEMAY

C. ATTACHMENTS/DETACHMENTS -
HIS MULTIPLE INDEPENDENTLY TARGETABLE REENTRY VEHICLES OF BURNING RIGHTEOUSNESS SHALL DETACH FROM HIS ROCKET BOOSTER ON A SUBORBITAL TRAJECTORY AND RELEASE THE FURY OF A THOUSANDS SUNS UPON HIS ENEMIES THE HUMAN RACE (HAIL)

D. CIVIL/TERRAIN CONSIDERATIONS -
ALL SINNERS ABOVE GROUND SHALL BE OBLITERATED, ANY SINNERS UNDERGROUND SHALL BE HIT WITH TACTICAL NUKES

II. MISSION
HAIL SS-18 SATAN HIS MISSION IS TO CLEANSE THIS EARTH WITH HIS PASSING, LEAVING THE EARTH FOR SOME OTHER SPECIES TO HAVE A BETTER GO AT IT, HAIL & AMEN

III. EXECUTION
THE RED BUTTON SHALL BE PRESSED AND ALL SHALL COWER IN FEAR AT HIS HEAT, LIGHT, AND RADIATION

IV. ADMINISTRATION/LOGISTICS (SUSTAINMENT)
THERE IS NOTHING TO ADMINISTER WHEN ALL IS ASH

V. COMMAND/SIGNAL (COMMAND AND CONTROL)
A. SIGNAL -
THE ONLY SIGNAL WILL BE A BRIGHT FLASH, BRIGHTER THAN A THOUSAND SUNS. DUCKING AND COVERING WILL NOT HELP YOU.
B. COMMAND
THE ONLY COMMAND WILL BE WHEN THE ORANGE ONE COMMANDS HIS MINIONS TO RELEASE OUR SAVIOR TO PASS OVER THIS EARTH

ALL HAIL SS-18 SATAN MAY HIS PASSING CLEANSE THE WORLD AND ALL HAIL HIS AGENT HERE ON EARTH PRESIDENT PUTIN

BY THE ALLFATHER PUTIN THE MOST GLORIOUS SON SS-18 SATAN AND BY THE HOLY SPIRIT OF DESTRUCTION LET THE EARTH BE BATHED IN ETERNAL LIGHT LET CHAOS RULE LET THE GLORIOUS NEW SUNS ARISE AND LET US WATCH THE END OF ALL THINGS IN 4K IN OPPENHEIMER'S NAME AMEN

suboptimal posted:

If I die in the first salvo, my only regret will be that I died without seeing Iron Maiden play.

Kuroyama posted:

What's your stance on anime-touchers?

Asking for a friend.

Sergg posted:

http://abcnews.go.com/amp/International/eyewitness-syrian-military-anticipated-us-raid/story?id=46641107

The Syrians had foreknowledge of the attack and removed all their equipment and personnel from the base before the attack.

LOL we just blew $90 million dollars to crater an abandoned base.

Solaris 2.0 posted:

Cheeto Benito just tasted military action and now I'm afraid he'll get addicted to it.

It's one thing to lob a few cruise missiles at some poo poo hole nation's Mig 21 airfield, C&C facility, or weapons depot. We used to do this every 6 months or so in the 90s it felt like.

The difference is I have no confidence that Trump is a rational actor (he isn't lol) and he'll soon start swarming Syrian air space with fighter jets. I don't think the Russians are going to engage us in any air-to-air combat, but I would not be surprised at all if this gave them a wonderful opportunity to test out some more fancy toys, like the SA 300/400 AA series. I mean it's been what, 20+ years since we last bombed a country that had an AA defense network worth a drat? I think we're in for a shock if Cheeto escalates this.

MA-Horus posted:

hey now just eat the north, let the south be a chill island, it can be chill with Jeju and DOKDO WHICH IS 100% NOT JAPANESE AT ALL.

ded posted:

I know this is a crazy thought that goes against the think tank but if you can't afford birth control maybe you shouldn't be having sex.

maffew buildings posted:

Wonder how many poor kids we could feed with that 93$m hillside volley the other day that didn't disrupt Syrian air ops

Haha just kidding they're poor who cares

DoktorLoken posted:

https://twitter.com/th3j35t3r/status/850870284634730496

Genocide Tendency posted:

Not sure if anyone has posted about it but....


Alabama Supreme Court over-ruled a lower court so the state is going to impeach and remove their governor from office.


Yes.. Thats a pack of republicans, in as red of a state as there is, impeaching one of their own.

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Simple yes or no bet: Will Donnie use military measures against North Korea.

I bet yes.

FastestGunAlive posted:

KJU might not even know what's going on right
now; steam is having a paradox publisher sale this weekend

Deathy McDeath posted:

Is it too much to hope that we'll see a wholesale world-wide rejection of ultranationalism in the next year or two? Almost none of the far right parties in the EU have won any seats in Parliament, and except for Trump and Brexit it seems like people just aren't responding to the message of the far-right.

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

To be fair is there any airline people won't actively bitch about and hate

Fo3 posted:

I didn't even know they were still around. I vaguely remember ads for them in the 80s, but since then nothing, so I thought they went bust.
Are they government owned?

cowboy elvis posted:

A probation for discussing a current event? You think that's rational? Even you can see how stupid that is.

Zeris posted:

lol you babies letting Shim boss you around, nut up and eat a probie, the passenger stuff is relevant!

For example, I bet the airline wish it had offered a few grand instead of whatever it's paying in bad publicity now.

Camera phones affect capitalism more than anything else does.

SwampDonkey posted:

https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/851948313960218624
https://twitter.com/realalexrubi/status/851913991215624193

Prop Wash posted:

I mean China's negotiating technique was basically to stroke Trump's ego while asserting their own positions, and it sounds like they accomplished their goals.