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whiteyfats posted:Let me have my moment in the sun! Well, it'd be a moment more than most of these weirdos have gotten.
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My god, everything is terrible. Like... I've followed these threads throughout the years, but jesus christ it's like the AUG has ramped up in the last little while.
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Jun 24, 2017 14:17
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LingcodKilla posted:Chappelle no! It's not worth it! I really can't hate on that picture too much, because of that brunette's rear end 
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Jun 24, 2017 19:25
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Sociopastry posted:probably gonna get my poo poo kicked in here, but it would be super cool if there were less posts about "haha look at this rear end in a top hat with a nonbinary gender" as the main focus of the AUG. like, nonbinary genders exist, and it's kinda lovely to make fun of them. Are we talking about the squishface no-chin? Because if so, the gender issue is not even on the radar, at least for me. Never is, I agree with you that it shouldn't be. Meanwhile, where the gently caress did their chin go? 
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Jun 24, 2017 21:59
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Definitely something from a silent hill game. Haha, I'm imagining that thing being destroyed somehow IRL and he's so distraught he ends up in SH, sort of like James Sunderland, only instead of Mary/Maria, he sees that thing.
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Jun 25, 2017 11:11
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AUG Thread: Just a home of sexuals Also, I loving hate that "le" bullshit, holy christ 
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Jun 25, 2017 18:02
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Dreddout posted:more like oldsexless I know I shouldn't encourage you guys, but I love these 
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Jun 30, 2017 20:15
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I don't think I've ever actually heard a Misfits song, but I get jokes.
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Jul 4, 2017 01:49
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oldpainless posted:I have nine tattoos More like... old... uh... painless.
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Jul 6, 2017 00:56
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Somfin posted:Oh man, PP, you have no idea how deep the Matt Forney hole goes. In this instance, "pick up artist" is just a euphemism to describe how much community service he's likely done.
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Subjunctive posted:Yeah, that left "don't open until Christmas" in the dust. I kind of only caught up with the last few pages of the thread. Dare I ask what you mean by this?
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Aug 22, 2017 17:34
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Subjunctive posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3822962&perpage=40&pagenumber=61#post475220037 Jesus christ  
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Aug 22, 2017 20:07
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Tarantula posted:Mirros edge speedrun, totally without glitches! Except all the actual glitches they don't count. My god, I love Awkward-GDQ (the real "AGDQ"). Even aside from this, every stupid joke made from commentators, every loving time a bunch of morons feel the need to yell "HOYP!!!!", every time someone's tripping over their own words... I love it And I actually, legitimately love GDQ for what it is, I love watching my favourite games get blasted through, but like... goddamn, it's a loving magnet for poo poo like this. The Tomba run through ("I would really prefer if you'd be quiet") was probably my favourite moment of all, but I doubt anyone here hasn't already seen it. EDIT: What the hell, here you go, in case you don't know what I'm talking about. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM Rupert Buttermilk has a new favorite as of 13:58 on Aug 23, 2017 |
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Aug 23, 2017 13:56
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oldpainless posted:There's a woman at my job and every time she goes to the restroom she says it's to make sure her tampon is still in her pussy and that her panties aren't covered in blood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg1QWKrWn5o
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Aug 23, 2017 17:25
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GoingPostal posted:Just going off his looks (without letting his opinions ruin it all), I'd give him a partial pass. Yeah, there's the fedora, but he went to the effort of putting together an outfit that's period appropriate, instead of wondering whether his black fedora goes better with his Rarity or his Hatsune t-shirt. No! Stop this! Bad poster! Do not encourage this behaviour. Is the dude starring in a play? No? Then this shouldn't happen. Also, did anyone say MegaFriendZone yet?  om nom nom posted:Where does the megazone stuff start? That's a long thread. I feel your pain, I'm almost always on the Awful App. Page 27.
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Aug 24, 2017 13:53
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Jesus christ. I hate everything now 
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Aug 24, 2017 15:08
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The nose one was terrible, but that was only before I saw that mouth.
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Aug 26, 2017 11:47
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WrenP-Complete posted:I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? Do you always begin conversations this w-... Oh... Oh God, that pic...
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Nah, it's very much 'Awg!' for me. Maybe the G isn't as pronounced, because that means it's also almost an "AUGHHHHHHHGGGGG", with a soft, gutteral, groan at the end. That's what nearly all of these posts illicit.
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Aug 29, 2017 14:13
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I really hope someone replied with "No."
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Aug 30, 2017 13:52
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putrid aidsman posted:There are pictures but I won't subject you to them. I won't be looking at them, but I gotta say, of all the places on the internet to post them, this thread feels incredibly appropriate.
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Sep 3, 2017 14:48
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cash crab posted:This is horrible. Thank you so much! I know we constantly throw out new thread titles and whatnot, because so many things become very fitting, but I truly believe that AUG Thread: "This is horrible. Thank you so much!" will stand the test of time, my friends.
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 It'd be one thing to see this on Tumblr or Facebook... But LinkedIn?  EDIT: Heath posted:Why does your profile pic look so despondent? Mostly because I don't like pictures where I'm looking right at the camera, or anywhere near it, really. Rupert Buttermilk has a new favorite as of 00:46 on Sep 7, 2017 |
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Sep 6, 2017 22:40
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"Shhhh, don't tell Esmeralda that I raided her daughter's closet."
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Sep 8, 2017 18:56
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You've got your Jan Terri, Mark Gormley, and Vanilla ("No way, No way... Manha-manha") but no one comes close to touching SPARTAN HIGH-SCHOOL STYLE. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTin-eTnkOM I always try to figure out my favourite aspect of this... The terrible green screen? The awful timing? The 'singing'? The loving prancing? The lyrics? The fact that no one seems to know how to do anything right in this video? I know it's a high school project, but come the gently caress on.
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SantaJesus posted:2010's YouTube Burnouts take turns mugging at the camera for a whopping four minute movie trailer: Wow, this is the kind of "so bad it makes me angry" thing. "Oooh, I really need to hear more from the 'hide your kids' guy..."
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Sep 10, 2017 11:31
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veni veni veni posted:iphone ate is lookin good
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Sep 11, 2017 13:50
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Serge Painsbourg posted:Wasn't that guy's name Samurai Asspirate? I remember reading about this in the Greatest Sagas thread. You are correct, and it might've been me mentioning it. It was the first "what the fuuuuuck  " thread I ever read, so it's burned into my memory.Edit: for content... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2EIaYNAG14 Rupert Buttermilk has a new favorite as of 13:19 on Sep 17, 2017 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqFfoSWz_uk Most of the dude's videos on his channel are just like this.
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Sep 18, 2017 18:03
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zoux posted:
Oh my god, guys, it's PERFECT... AUG thread: Sister, I can smell your genitals from here
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Sep 20, 2017 18:30
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Ha, so... this guy literally is describing, in a way, evolution. 
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Sep 21, 2017 14:46
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chitoryu12 posted:It's fun to pull out for people who are paranoid about GMOs and call them "frankenfoods", when we've been doing genetic engineering on food to make it more convenient for thousands of years. Not to mention that it's pretty terrible to argue against GMOs and better food propagation when you're not the one starving. That's some 'ugly' right there.
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Sep 21, 2017 17:10
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greatest_image.png  But where's Zorak and Brak?
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Sep 22, 2017 16:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG0oBPtyNb0 Good ol' Mungo Jerry. Everything about this video is gross. The hair, the teeth, the constant spitting into the bottle, the assumed (and likely) lack of hygiene.
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Oct 30, 2017 13:36
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hackbunny posted:He's pretty hot imo Yes, I'm sure that mane of his keeps him plenty warm in the summertime.
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Oct 30, 2017 17:45
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Panfilo posted:Sorry I meant YouTube not Facebook. Yeah, so a fairly-prominent (or maybe formerly prominent) goon on here once legitimately asked my wife (KNOWING SHE WAS MY WIFE) if she had any videos of her nursing our son. And I've read the conversation, there was absolutely no mistaking his intentions. This wasn't a 'my wife needs help', which my wife would have glady provided. No no, this was 'so, uhh.... do you ever make videos of you feeding your son from your breasts? Would you be able to send those videos, hehehe?'. Hey, goon, if you're reading this (and you might be!), I don't forget poo poo like this. You've officially creeped out both of us, and I can't promise I'll respond to any of your pm's in the future.
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Panfilo posted:Wow that is creepy. And I guarantee that you know who this goon is. I don't mean from what I wrote, but if I gave you his username, you'd likely already be familiar with him, at least a little bit.
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Oct 31, 2017 02:26
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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:Why wasn’t he reported to the admins and permabanned a long time ago? Because if someone was asking my partner for breastfeeding videos on what was clearly an inappropriate pretext possibly combined with past forums behavior I’d want him far away from where I posted. This happened via Facebook, not actually on the forums.
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Oct 31, 2017 13:32
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Yond Cassius posted:Fairly-prominent goon is now a formerly-prominent goon, for reasons definitely awkward and gross. No, it wasn't Jastiger. gently caress that guy. The goon I'm referring to is mildly known outside of SA.
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I heard that skin tightening surgery is some of the most painful poo poo you can go through. Confirm/Deny/anyone else hear this?
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