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I hated customers so much I went back to school to get a degree and never deal with them again. I now make 10x more than anyone in retail and do about 1/12 of the work. also no customers. I reccomended it OP
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 00:25 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:05 |
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canyoneer posted:*item didn't scan the first time* I do all of these intentionally now
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 00:30 |
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Starman Super DX posted:gently caress you I hope you die. I would like to speak with your manager
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 00:39 |
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EnvyJ posted:gently caress you we work retail because we're unmotivated with substance abuse problems you can abuse a lot more substances with more money. you won't need to though as your job will be less stressful with out having to deal with pathetic broken retail managers. *5 year KFC veteran*
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 00:41 |
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Starman Super DX posted:Just saw this. I'm still in college and working on a degree so I can escape this madness. It just took me a lot of time to decide wtf to do with myself so I've been trapped in retail hell for... oh... nearly ten years. buck up mate, there is an end in sight. keep at it!
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 00:44 |
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The General posted:Working at a comic book store, had just opened 10 min prior and this regular from out of town comes in to buy $52 worth of stuff with $100 bill. i worked midnight at a gas station and people would pull this poo poo all the time. *pumps $6 worth of gas and comes in to pay with a $100 bill* "sorry man this is all I got, I guess you'll have to give me the gas for free if you don't want it "
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 01:56 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:What type of gas station lets people refuel before paying? Petro Canada
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 02:46 |
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buglord posted:this is from some old post I made in a A/T customers thread if she can't afford a pack of paper than what's the point of suing her
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 08:00 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:The exceptions are extremely high-profile rarities like Action Comics 1, which sell mostly because they're status symbols. Books aren't useful to rich people wanting to display wealth the way art and other collectables are. rich people love rare books, they are just not they types of books sold at book stores. action comics 1 is chump change next to a Gutenberg Bible or a medieval manuscript or something. anything more than a century old
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 16:38 |
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VideoTapir posted:This is common in libraries, too. working at a public library is always great fun! you see the same sort of people lining up outside to get in at the crack of 9am that you would see in front of a liquor store in the morning. one time i saw a 60+ year old woman picking through the trash bin outside and eat something nondescript she pulled out the patrons are much more polite than customers in retail though. mostly because they either just want a warm place to sit and read, or they are after a specific book which we let them have for free. unlike a retail store our "back room" is larger than the floor and contains many cool old rare things, which we won't even tell you about if you look sketchy
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 17:53 |
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Kelp Me! posted:Some stand-up comedian did a bit about how he was at Barnes & Noble and asked where the registers were and the dude was like "why buy it? You can read it here in one of our super-comfy couches while you try the latest small-batch coffee we just got in!" protip instead of going to barns and noble try a university library. they sell cheaper coffee and snacks, and the book selection is much better. you have to be a student to check the books out, but no one will stop you if you just go to read stuff off the shelves
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 18:29 |
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Kelp Me! posted:Considering I was blazing in the basement literally every shift and often had to put a bowl down mid-toke to run up and deal with a manager-level issue, I'm frankly amazed that I only ever got called out for smelling like weed one time. everyone notices you smell like weed, they just dont care
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 19:58 |
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i think modern retail is set up to provide the experience of owning a slave for a short amount of time, like an oppression rental service. this way lowly otherwise unrespectable people can feel a bit of power every once in a while. i don't know how people will cope when automation replaces everyone. yelling at a robot won't make you feel better about your lovely life
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 20:24 |
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canyoneer posted:At that moment, a random old lady customer who has been watching the whole thing pulls a gun from her purse, points it at the guy with a knife, and orders him to drop it and to get on the ground. He did so, and allowed the huffing and puffing rent-a-cop to walk him upstairs while they waited for the real cops to show up. God bless the second amendment
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 23:11 |
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Arcsquad12 posted:At this store there was also another man obsessed with Bananas, but he would only buy singles in bunches, which he demanded he get from the reduced racks. I actually caught him peeling off bananas from bunches and then demanding we bag them up to sell reduced, so I pulled over my manager, and boop, problem was pushed away because the guy was connected, and store owner bent the rules. what kind of mobster is so broke they can't afford a normal bunch of bananas? i guess crime really doesn't pay
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2017 23:29 |
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COMRADES posted:Also content: i watched Misery for the first time literally last night, this video made me produce a hearty guffaw!
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 03:24 |
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Ralph Hurley posted:
that is a hosed up policy. did you operate in a really bad part of town or something? no way I would give my bag to some retail clerk. any store that tried to pull that poo poo on me I would turn around and take my business elseware. if you can't trust me than why should I trust you?
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2017 15:22 |
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Starman Super DX posted:This made me smile. At least saying something witty in response makes you feel good enough about yourself that you can ignore whatever silly thing was initially said. most of these "customer phrases" are just people trying to make a bit of small talk. its like talking about the weather
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 03:32 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:Cool customer story: you think the lady taking 5 dicks in her rear end daily is going to be offended by your meek appreciation?
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2017 17:57 |
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new phone who dis posted:Even with all the lovely customers, the thing I hated most about those jobs is the corporate culture demanding everyone to be standing all the time. If I'm behind a counter ringing up poo poo I should be able to sit on a stool. Standing here for hours is loving stupid. if you can lean you can clean
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 00:06 |
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canyoneer posted:The difference between someone who is in-shape and someone who is out of shape is that an out of shape person's feet and legs are killing them after 2 or 3 hours, whereas an in-shape person is feeling it at the 7th hour of standing and walking around a concrete floor all day. pain only makes the after-work weed taste all the sweeter
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 00:27 |
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kazr posted:When I worked retail pharmacy I got nearly spot on being able to tell if someone was going to be a pain in my rear end from 30 feet away. I was in the middle of helping somebody when I saw a dude, early twenties, undoubtedly going to be a huge jerk off beelining down an aisle, comes up to me and yells "I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM" while I'm mid sentence with the other person. We had to have someone enter a code for people to use the bathrooms to prevent theft since the store was in a bad area. thats what happens when you go into the restroom and realize you ran out of heroin needles
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2017 20:59 |
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Arven posted:I've had people not believe me when I tell them I don't work there and threaten to get my manager. i wish this would happen to me. it would be very cathartic to take out my years of retail frustration on an irate customer that has zero power over me
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 14:37 |
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du -hast posted:Just finished reading through the whole thread and by far the funniest part is the shithead that came in here and implied that retail people are poor by choice and that you could always hand write bibles for a living instead. the Lord helps those who help themselves
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2017 16:02 |
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JustinMorgan posted:Or, you know, she could use the restroom in the front of the store. The one she literally walked past to get to the freezers. if i was homeless i would poop all the time in freezers and generally be a nuisance to everyone. its not like you have anything to lose
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:21 |
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Starman Super DX posted:Maybe the thread title needs to be changed to "Horrible Customers: Rise of the Incontinence" its GBS thread, the pants making GBS threads is already implied
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 00:28 |
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haljordan posted:I mean if I had terrible explosive diarrhea I wouldn't want to mess up MY bathroom sooo sorry wage slaves working at KFC one time a customer flushed a tampon down the toilet, and it clogged out grease trap in the basement. this caused a "soup" of poo poo/piss/rancid chicken grease to bubble up and flood the basement. we are talking ankle deep here. i went down there with a shovel, a wet vac, mop and a bucket to clean it up. took me the better part of the day. you know what? it was my fondest memory of that place! for one shift i only had to deal with literal poo poo, and not the verbal poo poo that came out of the customers and managers. it was just me and the filth.
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# ¿ Jun 20, 2017 04:18 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:I don't know, you can pay for a lot of poo poo without needing cash. How will people buy drugs?
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2017 04:18 |
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Yawgmoth posted:The number of old people who think that every cashier is working on commission and thus are profiting directly from higher prices is as as they are plentiful. Was that ever a thing? i just think people like to complain about prices, but are carefully denied access to to the people that actually get to set the prices. i am sure they would complain to the corporate managers if they could, but they can't so the cashier gets an earful
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2017 15:50 |
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Detective No. 27 posted:I do wish they'd bring back New Coke in some form so I can try it. Call it Coke Jr or something. its a clone of pepsi, just drink that
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2017 04:05 |
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Nessa posted:I once got a bad review for our store from a secret shopper She asked me for a movie that recently came out, I took her directly to it, handed it to her, went to the cash desk, rang her through and she was out the door in less than 5 minutes. i like that low end jobs are not only thankless and poorly paid, but you also have to live in an Orwellian dystopia for your shift. camera trained on you 100% of the time, and god knows who is watching it and for what purposes. and you can never trust anyone because secret police are always around the corner, ready to denounce you for daring not to smile.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2017 04:40 |
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I always tip $3, doesn't matter the price of the food. no server ever does more than $3 worth of work for me so that's all they get
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 17:42 |
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most of that card is white
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2017 21:08 |
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Starman Super DX posted:One guy we caught recently came in, didn't buy anything, and then went outside to sit on a bench directly outside the dep. My coworker who was on at the time waited for him to leave, and then stepped outside to take a very brief peak into his bag and oh what a surprise it's the 1.5L bottle of wine that only JUST went missing from the shelf! Weird... this is why i always shop lift in a business suit
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2017 03:53 |
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spite house posted:They're like the people who jeer about retail being the easiest job on the planet Anyone that thinks that isn't very observant. the lowest paying lovely jobs are always the hardest. the more you make the easier the job
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2017 18:43 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:It's also confusing - when you hit a kid for hitting his sister, the lesson he'll probably take from it is "It's okay to hit someone as long as you don't get caught." No the lesson is "the people in authority can use violence on me if I act out". this is a good lesson to learn, because it is still true as an adult
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# ¿ Jul 27, 2017 07:28 |
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spacetoaster posted:Sounds good. Now scan these coupons for me. once I started making adult money I stopped being an angry communist and started voting for people that promise to lower taxes and cut welfare. it's a stereotype but it's amazing how accurate it is! I'm also a lot happier in life, accomplishing things great fun. I reccomended it to everyone
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 17:05 |
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Azuth0667 posted:This is one of the shittiest poo poo advices. Moving costs a fuckload of money which is something retail employees don't have. $60 will buy you a bus ticket almost anywhere
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 17:15 |
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Azuth0667 posted:You forgot some things: Just live in a homeless shelter until you get your first pay cheque. also it doesn't cost anything to bring a backpack of stuff. lol if you own material possessions that won't fit into a backpack
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 17:51 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 17:05 |
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seriously though, you can move for better work. people have been doing that for hundreds of years in america, and they didn't have much more than the clothes on their back when they moved. if you can't sacrifice a few comforts temporarily to better your station in life maybe retail is the right place for you
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2017 19:43 |