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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Pylons posted:

Absolutely dying at this segment on the TIME most influential person of the 20th century with Hitler, Jesus, and Ric Flair.

Jesus wasn't alive in the 20th century!!!!!

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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NienNunb posted:

I have him on ignore what did it say?

He was comparing WWE to a factory farm, while also cheering the Dodgers.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Colt Cabana forgot he wrestled Scorpio Sky in Wrestling Society X, but Sky didn’t forget.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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If there was a cure-all answer for pandemics, I’m pretty sure we would’ve heard about one by now.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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jesus WEP posted:

thank you bix for in your article not just defaulting to calling yaxley lennon by his made up working class hero name

I don't know if this was intentional or not, but I laughed.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Seams posted:

Bryan says "Chris Benoit killed his family" in the first 5 minutes of WOR and I laughed and then felt real bad.

He'd react the same way today if Vinny asked him to talk about Raw.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Jerusalem posted:

I just listened to the B&L Show and his Fiend recap was pretty lowkey though it did have a pretty funny bit about woooooooorrrmmmmms.

Yay! Worms!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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njsykora posted:

Bryan shaved his head and it is not a look that works for him.

He's going to tell Deathstroke that Bruce Wayne is Batman.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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MJeff posted:

WOL had Lance Storm and Don Callis on today, it ruled.

I'm glad Don Callis came back to wrestling, because the man can cut a promo.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I like how he guessed Ace Austin had a gimmick of ‘emo magician’.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Colt Cabana's doing a new podcast where people call in and leave anonymous questions about wrestling.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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We're two weeks away from B&V doing the infamous post-9/11 SmackDown, and I for one can't wait.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Drakkel posted:

Is that the one where Stephanie came out and compared 9/11 to her dad's steroid trial?

Yes.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Dango Bango posted:

I'm afraid I've got some bad news. They said they're skipping the 9/11 episode.

Booooooooo

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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R.D. Reynolds is starting a new podcast, but information is sparse.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Bryan & Lance & Craig are doing the post-9/11 SmackDown this Tuesday, mainly because of the documentary WWE just announced is coming out.

e:f;b

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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the escape goat posted:

I subscribed to f4w out of curiosity; what are some things I should absolutely get started with to get the vibe of the network? specific episodes if ya have 'em, please?

Look up the reviews of Urban Wrestling Federation shows - they're the most preposterous, problematic wrestling company ever.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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RealFoxy posted:

With Blitzkreig who got a ton of buzz but left the business early. Super Dragon was pretty early in his career at the time though

Fun fact: Blitzkreig gave his gimmick to Jack Evans when he retired.

I thought he gave it to Jimmy Jacobs. That's why there was the "Huss!" chant.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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RealFoxy posted:

That was because he had Bruiser Brody style furry boots and "HUSSS" was Brody's audible in-ring thing, like Mick Foley used to do "ah-huh-huh" loudly to hide calling spots

Wait, really? drat, I've been wrong for 20 years!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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R.D. Reynolds’ new podcast is a watch-a-long of Batman ‘66 with Vince Russo.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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WOL is on terrestrial radio, so I don't know what else you would expect other than basic wrestling talk.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Tato posted:

I remember when they got the Fox Sports show and I was like “I guess I’ll tune in”

Then they took the title off Raven and onto JJ before the first show and I was like “I guess not”

Raven had the title in-between the FSN days and the Spike TV days.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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RD vs. Russo, Round One:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSDZAa1Olh4

it’s not about anything close to wrestling

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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sportsgenius86 posted:

It’s just the brand split. In every other sport, each network has access to all the stars at one time or another.

Having a brand split in this situation is really dumb.

Fox WANTED the brand split so they could have exclusive wrestlers.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Joey McChrist posted:

is this why hulkamatt banned hot dog chat when he was modding, cause i get it

Today's WOL would get Bryan banned.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Highlights from the R.D. vs. Russo about AEW Dynamite Grand Slam:

-Russo hasn't watched any wrestling since he turned 60 in January (except for WWE Raw, which he is paid to do)
-Russo has no memory of Sting's guard bird
-R.D. Reynolds (a fan of AEW) predicted Russo would hate Omega/Danielson since it lasted 30 minute. Russo didn't hate it, but he doesn't care if they wrestle again. That being said, Russo likes Bryan Danielson as a person based on work outside the ring, but is worried about his health given Danielson's injuries.
-Russo thinks Kenny Omega needs a gimmick to stand out
-R.D. could not stop laughing after every time Russo made a disclaimer, which happened a lot
-Russo thinks everyone in All Elite Wrestling is trying too hard to be cool, unlike *various 90's wrestlers*. R.D. Reynolds pressed him, and Russo declared CM Punk as potentially cool, but also mentions he enjoys Hangman Page's and Britt Baker's characters.
-Russo doesn't understand why anyone cares about Cody Rhodes because he loses too much
-Russo: "[Darby Allin] is not going to be cool to a 60-year old." R.D.: "Let me write that down!"

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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It's a very simple formula - R.D. Reynolds hands Vince Russo some rope, and Russo hangs himself.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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How current is that? Because Impact Wrestling left Twitch a few months ago.

edit: Ah, 2019.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Oct 6, 2021

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Bryan read my email about how Mike comparing WWE programming to the Muppet Show was a disservice to how the Muppet Show works, so I'm amazed at the emails that DON'T get read on air.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Gaz-L posted:

It would also require WWE to be aware of another culture beyond the most obvious stereotypes. Like, literally knowing that Waltzing Matilda is almost the Aussie national anthem is more in-depth knowledge than I'd expect from Vince.

He knows Tie Me Kangaroo Down, as seen in the Outback Jack vignettes. Complete with the word for Aboriginal Australians that I’m unsure about using!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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The amount of ECW pay-per-views it took to break B&V into not watching anymore was the same as the amount as Monday Night Wars episodes.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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If Scott Norton had been the Artist Formerly Known as Prince Iaukea's bodyguard, WCW would still be around.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Arbite posted:

Bryan & Dave are doing a Cyber Monday 3.99 for a month sale if you missed Black Friday's.

WARNING: I AM POSTING SOMETHING I TWEETED

https://twitter.com/omsForPeace/status/1465417203080216585

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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It's Oreo day.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Oreo shooting on Bryan.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Punch McLightning posted:

People keep saying that, yet they haven't had a single great match all year.

Deonna Purrazzo vs. Thunder Rosa was an MOTYC by FIGHT ISLAND's own standards.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Orange Carlisle posted:

People always talk about impact wrestling as if it still exists and I'm sure it does but I don't understand how they could possibly be making any money because I never see anyone talking about it anywhere

Are they still just losing money every year

No, they actually turned a profit last year.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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AEW needs to have a named women's stable that isn't WrestleCrap, really.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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The AEW Women's Tag Team titles will exist as an NFT.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Mike Sempervive's version of Wrestling Observer Live is 90% puro news and views, and I am HERE for it.

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