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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I'm guessing 50/50 Muller gets axed by Monday

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

psydude posted:

I've only ever voted straight D, but the first election I could vote in was 2008, and there hasn't been a Republican worth voting for since.

I voted for bob dole in 1996. I don't know why.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Naked Bear posted:

Here's a novel idea: instead of worrying so much about which demographics we specifically want to gently caress over or give a break to, how about we reduce spending? We could slash a lot of budgets if we gave them any real scrutiny with that "fraud, waste, and abuse" thing.

CRAZY IDEA, I KNOW RITE

but we have always been at war with Eurasia

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Darkest timeline nothing matters

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

poor people in this country have loving Stockholm syndrome

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

suck my dick from the back, hail ss-18 Satan etc

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Duzzy Funlop posted:

We did, but then a gay Brit invented the computer and broke it.

nice

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Legit shocked trump hasn't tried to fire Mueller by tweet yet

I mean he can't I'm just surprised he hasn't tried

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


c'mon I could compromise most of the people at ft meade with a ten dollar gift card to Walmart and a copy of their browser history

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Whoops

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

sharknado slashfic posted:

Wow Trump must have called Hannity, he's going all in on calling Mueller a biased disgrace to America

I tuned in for a minute and Jesus loving Christ you aren't kidding he's unhinged

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Hannity straight screamed at the camera "you can't trust the fake news"

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Sacrist65 posted:

For the non masochistic among us, what is the catch phrase i will undoubtedly hear tomorrow at work?

Miller's's team are all pro Hillary

HER EMAILS basically

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

He's gonna try and fire muller

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Edit: parody account. I think. Who loving knows.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Govt shutdown is on Friday, right?

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Your Battle Buddy posted:

Meanwhile in the D&D Trump thread, they've wrapped up the conversation concerning whether or not "Cuphead" is racist, and are now writing their own fan fiction to which Harry Potter characters should have hooked up.

Neville and Luna clearly

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

shhhh he's on his way now

I understood this reference

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=girnJH7tvpM

I basically just have this on 24/7 repeat at this point

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I can confidently say that the tactics there were totally wrong (I can't even call them tactics) and the officer absolutely should have been convicted.

I mean what the gently caress

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Mr. Nice! posted:

IIRC the jury did not see the video.

I'm just getting angrier and angrier. So far this year in my small area we have recovered over 150 illegal firearms, most from violent felons, without incident. These guys can't handle a fuckin pellet gun.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


cops are people


People are horrible


There is always more, it is always worse, you just gotta do the best you can

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Doc Hawkins posted:

I have here in my hand a list of senators that were known to all as being members of the National Socialist Party and who nevertheless are still working and shaping the policy of Congress.

sick reference bro

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Lurks Morington posted:

Again, you guys work for the defense department. Following wwii, it’s not the war department as far as I recall.

Morganthau or whatever is where I’d start if you want to know why no one listens to you

how about you and your classical realism go suck my dick from the back

congrats on finishing your first semester of political science how's the freshman dorm treating you

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Thalantos posted:

Doesn't Israel have mandatory universal military service? How would they have civilians?

this is a dumb statement

like super dumb

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

we are gonna need an updated :happyelf: if we are gonna keep up the i/p chat

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


goddamit can't you fuckers keep the same name

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.



quote:

Another freighter arrived to attempt a rescue, but many men were washed away in 30 foot seas while clinging to heaving lines, under attack from albatrosses.

what the gently caress

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Ralph Peters was pretty legit before his brain broke. All his novels are pretty good and extremely depressing.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Suicide bomber had a fizzle in a crowded pedistrian tunnel and blew his own dick off; only injury so far is to bomber and he's probably gonna live.

If device had functioned properly, welp

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

quote:

allowing wash trades

this is just straight fraud

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Gobbeldygook posted:

If you want detailed explanations of why everything about Bitcoin is bad, buy a copy of goon divabot's book.

https://www.amazon.com/Attack-50-Foot-Blockchain-Contracts-ebook/dp/B073CPP581

Just bought this

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

The book was also really good. True story- Steve Eisman really did meet with this person and shorted the gently caress out of him afterwards out of disgust.

Not really. He shorted his products. The CDO managers all got rich anyway; as he says they assumed no risk.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Moller Aerocar was a great 90s scam also

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Edgecrusher invented a fan blowing on a generator

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Zeris posted:

She must have been too old for bareback, his preferred method

:drat:

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

known kiddy toucher gonna win

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Duke Chin posted:

I totally loving forgot this was his seat.

yep they ran the worst candidate ever against the safest republican seat ever and lost

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


Nice

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.


I have a lot of problems with Pete King, but he's an old school classic party politician who at least actually respects the functions of government.

He used to be tight with the large Muslim community in his district but 9/11 kinda broke his brain (ironic, considering he was a HUGE supporter of the IRA.)

One of my favorite King quotes:


quote:

I hate Ted Cruz, and I think I'll take cyanide if he ever got the nomination.

Smiling Jack fucked around with this message at 16:31 on Dec 13, 2017

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