[P/I] from the larva to the bee

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External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

mcmagic posted:

The relationship that american jews have with israel is complicated. Especially older ones. Lots of indoctrination and brainwashing goes on. I think that I've gotten right on the issue and as you get younger I think American Jews are becoming more and more aware of what is actually going on there but slowly. My parents literally would not believe that Israel could ever do anything wrong, full stop.

I've got lots of Zionist family members here in the states. It's very weird.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 15:32

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 21:59

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

a helpful bear posted:

Been lurking this thread and appreciate the insight. One thing I wanted to ask is, isn't that @WarMonitors account the one that Elon boosted and turned out to have antisemitic poo poo in their tweet history, or am I missing something?

Also, just wanna say as well...

Yeah it is. https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/10/israel-hamas-war-has-x-and-its-users-swimming-in-sea-of-disinformation/

Twitter is mostly useless imo.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 16:04

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Death By The Blues posted:

Again Israel doesn't really need to lose that many soldiers. They can just do a recruiting drive off the hinduvita reply guys on twitter.

I'm not online enough to know what's going on there, what's the deal with them

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 16:10

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

gradenko_2000 posted:

right-winger Indians on the internet love Israel because they both hate Muslims

Got it!

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 16:14

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Thank you, landlords

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 17:14

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Do not Louk at the babies behind the curtain

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 20:02

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Al! posted:

lol the reason she was on the back of a truck was to take her to a medical facility, since israel had already blown up most of the ambulances

You mean paraded on the back of a truck through Gaza, _{toward the hospital}

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 20:03

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Engorged Pedipalps posted:

I mean the truck footage is pretty hosed up and bad

I don't want to speculate on what did or didn't happen to this lady but I'm glad she's alive at least and hope she gets out of the hospital and home before israel bombs the building and kills everyone inside to get at a theoretical jihadi

Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm just feeling despondent. Will go back to mostly lurking.

# ¿ Oct 10, 2023 20:10

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Buddykins posted:

he looks like that jeff dunham puppet

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 02:54

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Lpzie posted:

joe biden owned by buddykins.... what a world

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 02:57

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

Yeah theyre going to ethnically cleanse gaza

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1711913744509628901?t=nk0t4aZAeXkHdIfUs7c0wg&s=19

Love 2 revisit the trail of tears

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 03:10

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

DrPossum posted:

trail of tears of joy

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 14:15

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Al! posted:

tell you what, name all of the positive depictions of middle eastern arabs youve seen in the media since 9/11 and their first introduction cannot include a music sting of middle eastern wailing

*Frantically typing up a change.org petition encouraging Disney to make Magneto's MCU tragic backstory a Palestinian who loses his family to israeli forces*

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 16:27

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I was gonna say Kamala Khan but I'm not sure if that counts as the middle east

# ¿ Oct 11, 2023 16:30

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Mia Wasikowska posted:

so its a REVERSE 9/11

If the bad planes are four, do patriotism more
If the bad planes are tiny, vote out his hiney

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 16:56

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Homeless Friend posted:

conquest via democracy lmfao

Dan Carlin will DESTROY you in Civilization 6

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 17:34

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Honky Mao posted:

just right back into it. these vaxxines have really done a number on us huh

This is all part of last week's 5G test.

# ¿ Oct 12, 2023 17:44

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Oglethorpe posted:

only an absolute idiot would fly a paraglider in the coming weeks

hobbyists are in tears

The paragliders are mad alright.

Mad that no one is using correct terminology!

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 00:22

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Does the us still do the terrorist danger color chart ? Asking for a friend

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 01:27

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Atrocious Joe posted:

https://twitter.com/MSF/status/1711058462673617081
https://twitter.com/MSF/status/1712886892885061811

Another hospital being evacuated in Gaza. MSF operates out of this one.

Jesus Christ, 26 beds is loving nothing

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 19:06

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Al! posted:

our tiny hospital serving a way smaller population also not under the cloud of a mass murder has way more active beds

Same. There are more people in Gaza than in my entire state.

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 19:09

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

PawParole posted:

https://twitter.com/its_maria012/status/1712783456240009491

I'm a descendent of Jews that fled this area during the war, let me just say: lol

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 19:22

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Edit: nevermind. I'm just sick of all this poo poo

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 20:00

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Edmund Sparkler posted:

So who's going to get black balled like Kaepernick when they don't tow the company line?

Travis Kelce has an opportunity to do the funniest thing

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 20:04

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

VoicesCanBe posted:

https://twitter.com/ettingermentum/status/1712925122363850878

Listen, sundowning is a hell of a drug

# ¿ Oct 13, 2023 22:24

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

*dons baclava*

# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 04:09

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Bouillon Rube posted:

Why the gently caress would you take your baby to Gaza

Like were diapers/formula etc already not scarce enough?

Yes why would anyone want to visit their family

# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 14:27

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

fits my needs posted:

missiles from the direction if israel

Could've been anyone tbh

# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 14:58

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

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# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 21:37

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Fellatio del Toro posted:

so what youre saying is we have to reinvade afghanistan first

That's why we left equipment there, BIDEN is playing 3D checkers...

# ¿ Oct 14, 2023 23:46

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

cenotaph posted:

Oh hey everyone watch out the French might get involved.

le lion d'Amiens

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 00:13

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

text editor posted:

there was that plentyoffish girl who stabbed a guy during sex over Soleimani

Who amongst us

# ¿ Oct 15, 2023 00:51

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

https://twitter.com/realGulDukat/status/1640868156884303878?s=20

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 00:05

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

OctaMurk posted:

fifo, basic inventory management for everything from bread to bombs

Bread not Bombs?
Bread AND Bombs!

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 18:07

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Sending my American Eschatology Brigade to the holy land. its fine.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 20:11

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Edit: I'm dumb. Dti.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 20:21

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I legitimately don't know what the R word in this context is.

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 20:26

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Retreat???

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 20:26

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

Korean Boomhauer posted:

four star general but the stars are covering up a slur

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 20:36

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# ¿ May 11, 2024 21:59

External Organs: Mar 3, 2006; One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."

I figured out the R word

# ¿ Oct 16, 2023 20:53

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