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#1: Raiders of the Lost Arrakis
#2: Idaho Duncan and the Temple of Dune

Done, and with more literary merit than Kevin J. Anderson

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Judy Tenuta as Lady Fenring

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So was Ix originally supposed to be Pluto? I assumed it due to the mystery of surrounding the planet and the name based only on a corrupted Roman numeral when I first read the books many years ago. Google tells me KJA/BH gave it a different name later.

I liked the idea of quarantining advanced technological research to a distant planet that you can just nuke if you accidentally invent Skynet, but I can't remember if this was supported at all by the text.

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Why cookie Rocket posted:

Edit: also I’ve been toying with the idea of a Dune tattoo for my 40th birthday but I don’t want some basic bitch obvious stuff like the litany against fear or a sand worm. How do you visually represent “hero worship is a major human flaw that should be excised ASAP and also thopters are cool”?

Two 'thopters 9/11ing into the Emperor's palace, duh

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Well Catwoman is an amazing thief and she's hoping to nail it with method acting the third time around after Pfeiffer and Hathaway both stole the role from her.

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Tell me of the GPS anklets of your homeworld, Usil

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phasmid posted:

We are wrong to demand his fiction be as good as his father's, just as he is wrong for sucking at writing.

He knows drat well that if not for Dune, he'd be working as an accountant or something.

If he were your accountant you'd be audited every year for his made-up tax shelter shenanigans

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andrew smash posted:

It was weird in the book anyway, the fremen are otherwise pretty egalitarian with regard to women, they fight and ride worms and all that poo poo too.
It's been a while since I read the other five but I reread Dune recently (thanks to this thread!). The raiding parties are definitely based on skill (e.g., Chani). Those who are not skilled enough, or are surplus to requirements in terms of number, do the equally important job of running the sietch -- not just caring for the young and infirm, but keeping the machines running to fabricate whatever the plastic they use is called, etc.

The disturbing thing from a TYOOL 2019 view is why so many women, relatively speaking, are not able to go on the raiding parties. Oh well, not nearly as sexist as many authors of the time and Herbert actually develops his female characters as almost-formed humans so time-appropriate kudos for that.


PS if Toto doesn't do the score I'm going to burn down the nearest theatre showing it. I will also accept Vangelis as there was a period in my life when I couldn't remember which did Dune and which did Blade Runner.

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Zyklon B Zombie posted:

I started Heretics and I think it cemented the fact that I hate Duncan Idaho, his character sucks, and he is sapping my enjoyment of the series.

Dune: Does nothing, gets drunk and threatens Jessica, dies offscreen.
Messiah: Is a robot man, tries to kill the main character, awakens and does nothing.
Children: Is sad and confused the entire story, tries to kill himself, gets murdered by Stilgar.
God Emeperor: Is angry and confused and stupid the entire time, tries to murder Moneo because he sees two women kissing, climbs a wall.
Beginning of Heretics: Is confused and also a child.

Read the Red Blue Stripe front-page article about Dune and then the sleeper will awaken.
e: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/harkonnen-florist-bluestripe/1/

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Ok, I just finished reading Heretics of Dune for the first time, having gotten through God-Emperor both many years ago and in my ongoing rereading.

Umm, Frank goes a little off the track in this one, doesn't he? Starts to read like a Frank Miller script with all the mention of "whores". And the non-unionized version of the Weirding Way turns out to be space kegels???????

I was certain that the weird thing with Miles Teg was the T-probe was a low-rent matrix so you could get someone to reveal their secrets through playing them out in VR but OTOH finding out this special form of super-Mentatism just relies on Atreides blood being hooked to the right sort of torture machine and bam you've got Spider-Sense, plus all the random encounters just seemed really random. Oh well.

Dare I read Chapterhouse? It's waiting for me on my nightstand, but ugh I may have to take a break after this pile of slig poo poo.

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Riot Bimbo posted:

Heretics and Chapterhouse were written at the end of his life, and honestly Old Man Frank was slipping in quality. Heretics isn't very good, but Chapterhouse is better, aside from a really weird side plot involving Jews In Space. I haven't finished the book, the Jews In Space stuff is only weird so far, not problematic or :yikes: or whatever, but it's still really weird and out of place.

Overall the book is better than heretics to the point i've listened, about 33% of the way through.

I've seen the Jews in Chapterhouse referenced before in this thread and it always makes me think of the History of the World Part One clip at the end with the voiceover "Jeeewwwwsssss....iiinnnn....sppppaaaaaacccceeeee" as a giant starship shaped as the Mogen David flies by.

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Mister Speaker posted:

Also isn't it a big part of the origins of the saga (like, pre-Butlerian Jihad) that most of Earth's major religions held a treaty and amalgamated? That's how we have stuff like the OC Bible and Zensunni and poo poo. I don't recall any specific mention that "uh yeah the Jews just stayed Jews."
The pan-Earth religious amalgamation summit was held at an old school golf clubhouse, so, well, you know

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@D-n---th-r in one sentence: "gently caress you, dad!!!!" in a 17 book series

(I think I might have gotten the idea from this thread, in which case I won't apologize because I'm just following the theme of ripping off a predecessor's work.)

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givepatajob posted:

That's what the XXX parody is for. That being said, looking forward to "Poon" next year.
Though his favorite sci-fi franchise is another, we all know who’s awaiting the third XXX parody in the series: :aatrek:

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Schadenboner posted:

He didn't want to be known as the third-best Dune writer.

:vince: but with Gurney Halleck

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hump day bitches! posted:

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 highliner
Her moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say
"The Sleeper must awaken"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred Harkonnen or more could ever do
Bless the Maker and all His Water.
Gonna take some time to grow the things we never had

The wild cielagos cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Mt Idaho rises like Shai-Hulud above the Shiel Wall
I seek to cure what's deep inside
Frightened of this thing that I've become

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred Harkonnen or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Caladan
Gonna take some time to grow the things we never had

"The Sleeper must awaken"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred harkonnen or more could ever do
Bless the Maker and all His Water.
Bless the Maker and all His Water.
Bless the Maker and all His Water.
Bless the Maker and all His Water.
Bless the Maker and all His Water.

Gonna take some time to grow the things we never had

I was like "meh, it's OK" until my non-Sapho-juice enhanced brain finally remembered that Toto also did the soundtrack for Lynch's Dune, and now I swear my fealty-oath to you as though you had rescued me from Giedi Prime.

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thatfatkid posted:

that would make dune more gooder but

The Weirding Way is putting a spade bit or a hole cutter into your power drill. Meanwhile, Rabban can never remember whether a 9/32" bit makes a bigger or smaller hole than 1/8". In his favor, he now rarely takes more than 2-3 tries before figuring out the correct direction to turn the chuck to lock/loosen the bit.


e: in the past, humans rose up as one in a fight for survival against easily-cammed out screw heads, known as the Flatheadian Jihad. The Orange Catholic Time Life Home Repair series indicates that it is permissible to train Mentats to drive Torx head screws, but rumors persist of forbidden research on Ix. The latest stories warn that their Fastener Theorists, all hopped on Spice, have posited the mythical "Phillips Head" to have between 3-5 radiant spokes from the center of the screw head, but have yet to produce a workable prototype.

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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Thread pretty silent these days; the sands of war roll slowly; the beefswell of my anticipation twitches intermittently; plans within plans, hands upon glands.

Post in the Dune thread? I'm not in the mood.

-- You post when the need arises, no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for 4Chan or carrying printers.

Would you really have banned me, Gurney?

-- If you had made one shitpost below the best of your abilities, I would have given you a good probe to remind you.

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Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I don't know why but this has given me a vision of a Dune based family sitcom.

Watch every week as young Paul gets up to various hijinks, but watch out for the nasty Baron and Paul's rival, lovely Feyd!

Paul: Gurney, I don't wanna learn the baliset!

Gurney Halleck: But you must! How else will you attract a woman but with such a melodious rhythm?

Paul: But I thought I was supposed to move without rhythm?

*canned laughter*

Gurney: *shakes head*

Duncan Idaho (sticking head round the door) : Kull wahad!
*more canned laughter*


It'll be called "Full House Atreides".

This is brilliant but I have to insist it's Stilgar who pokes his head in to deliver that catchphrase.

And of course the Harkonnens also own the palace next door and are constantly doing poo poo like dumping their leaves in the Atreides' yard (with a hunter-seeker under the pile).

Shaddam is the Padishah Emperor of the HOA for the palace housing development. He keeps trying to figure out how to tow the Sandworms constantly parked illegally in front of the Atreides' palace but they always slip away before the two Sardaukar rent-a-cops can pull up in their golf cart to apply the boot.

Dr. Yueh is now a spice-wealthy plastic surgeon who is constantly trying to score with all women and cruises around in his convertible ornithopter (licenseplate: RICHDOC)

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Kanly Hardly Wait

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immortalyawn posted:

Harkonnen Matata, such a wonderful phrase...

"Plug can mean no humours, for the rest of your stay [on Giedi Prime]."
Songs in this version of the lion king weren't as good as the original, y'know?




Kwizach, Fremen, Shadout, Spy

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Chubby Henparty posted:

Lady Fenring, sorta

Yueh's wife Wanna?

What, too soon?

(Or am I misremembering she was BG?)

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F*E*N*R*I*N*G*S

(I know we've seen Friends at least a couple of times but I thing it reads best this way.)

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Jesus Son of Sam I Am, lay off the loving Sapho juice for like 10 minutes, your heart plug's gonna burst if you keep up like this

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whydirt posted:

M-Usul Tracks

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My Own Private Duncan Idahos

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ATP_Power posted:

Like isn't there a conversation in Children where they straight up talk about how Alia is planning to administer 3000 vaginal contractions a minute with her Bene-Gesserit training and like Jessica or Irulian tell her that she can't cause it would cause Duncan to brag about his wife to the Honored Matres?
Nope, that was Heretics, I'm pretty sure

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Riot Bimbo posted:

Honored matres are from heretics/chapterhouse

Possessed Alia trying to live forever is children of dune plot

Read what I quoted again. Poking fun at how dirty old man ideas started flooding in the last two books.

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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

But the actual point is that shields are useless against FREMEN, my dude.

When Paul fights Jamis, a point is made about his knife fighting being unable to strike home because he habitually slows down his attacks at the last second to penetrate a shield. Without shields on Arrakis, 5he Fremen wouldn't have developed a style that would account for penetrating shields, so they probably would not fare well at first using knives against shields.

That's what maula pistols are for. (Or is it that they're quiet, or easily and cheaply made in sketches? I can't remember if the spring-firing is derived from shooting shielded targets. Again, not a huge consideration on Arrakis.)

Shield or no shield, the Fremen are going to figure it out quickly and just disarm you and then garrote you anyway. Might let the kids do it for fun practice.


I remember Jamis. He taught me to shitpost in the Dune thread.

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Pham Nuwen posted:

It is by will alone I set the catheter in motion

The slow catheter penetrates the urethra

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Ratatozsk posted:

So are you suggesting it’s better to Bill out than to Feyd away?

Boo this man

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SpaceGoatFarts posted:

So somehow I completely missed the fact that Funcom is working on a Dune game based on Conan Exiles.

I had no interest in the later but I'm looking forward to screenshots of this new one

Quest: Bring 10 Harkonnen Heart Plugs to Jamis and be rewarded with a Crysknife of the Sands

Kills 8 Harkonnen Troopers, none drop Heart Plugs, checks Dunehead, only Harkonnen Palace Guards drop Heart Plugs

Kills 10 Harkonnen Palace Guards

Runs back to Jamis, turns in quest

"Return to me when you have proof you've slain 10 of those water-fat Harkonnen pigs!"

Checks inventory, sees 3 Heart Plugs and 7 Heart Plug Fragments. gently caress

Kills 32 more Harkonnen Palace Guards and gets 7 more Not hosed Up Heart Plugs, but not before getting killed twice because not looking for respawns and then ganked once by some loving Saudakar

Turns in quest, gets Crysknife of the Sands, stats are worse than Crysknife of the Scirocco I'm currently using
OR
WTF? Jamis is dead, some rear end in a top hat named "Muad'dib" is standing over him, and when I try to turn in the quest he just says in turn each time I try to turn it in, "I am Usul, base of the pillar", "I have given water for Jamis", and "Stop shoving that gross poo poo at me, do you know where those Heart Plugs have been? Hint: it's in the name!"

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If nothing, then the union of the intersection of the subset?

Excuse me, I was told there would be no math in this movie

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TK-42-1 posted:

Alia is Maebe. Lucille is the reverend mother. Sweet Feyd is buster.

GOB is Rabban, Annyong is Feyd, Buster is the result of an Ixian program to create a No-Heir

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Dave Thomas as Mr. F(enring)

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Should've used this good dogge instead of those stupid laza tigers for the assassination plot

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Tree Bucket posted:

There are no ants in Dune. This is weird.
Herbert admired dryland ecologists and dedicated Dune to them. He displays an impressive knowledge of arid ecosystems. He uses a variety of technical terms and lists in his appendix "invertebrates... the scorpion, centipede, trapdoor spider and the stinging wasp." But still no ants. To anyone with ecological training, it's a startlingly weird omission. It's like a film historian discussing giant shark movies without mentioning Jaws.
What makes it even more glaring is that ants are a perfect analogy for Imperial society. Galactic culture has its multitudes of workers, its specialised soldier-caste, its males who can "fly", its BG "queens" who control breeding and exercise immense influence. And so on. Imperial society is a hive.
This continues Dune's primary theme of humans who are controlled by ecological pressures- that is, animals. We get hints of it through names- Beast Rabban, Atreides hawks, even Muad'dib the desert mouse- and again and again we see humans trapped by evolutionary and biological forces:
-Paul fears the drive to Jihad, the great mixing of gene pools.
-The BG, for all their lecturing about humans, end up caring only about propagating their gene pool.
-The Baron describes his enemies as rabbits and himself not as a hunter but as a carnivore.
-Jessica encounters Stilgar's intelligence, compassion and dignity, and can only ask about his breeding.
-Even the famous dinner party scene, for all its subtlety and polished brilliance, is all preening and posturing and hissing, like stray cats facing off in an alley. The party chatter represents nothing more than organisms jostling for control of scarce resources; a more genteel form of the hawks circling and screaming over Liet Kyne's soon-to-be-corpse...
In contrast to the Imperial Hive, we find that the one group most subject to ecological pressures is paradoxically the most Human: the Fremen.* Every Fremen can breed, fight, gather food, build shelter, study, pray, research, sing. There are no castes here. (To quote Heinlein, specialisation is for insects.)
So, then: why the lack of ants? Maybe, Herbert thought they were too heavy-handed a metaphor. Maybe Herbert thought it was one bit of symbolism too many in an already symbol-heavy novel. But maybe- maybe!!!!!!- Herbert suspected that many of his readers- like the very characters they were reading about!- would be swept up by mystical terms like prophet, messiah, jihad and wind up interpreting Dune as a religious or mystical text: a tale of Heroes and Bad Guys and Destiny. They'd remain blind to Dune's ecological themes. Meanwhile the dryland ecologists to whom Dune is dedicated, and other such nerds, would uncover a more satisfying key to unlock the work- the ants- which are made obvious by their very absence. Which is about as Zen as you can get, really.

*Note that Duncan follows this same pattern- a scarred escaped slave who is also a musician, fighter, poet, scholar, freelance hottie, etc etc
All right Liet-Kynes, I've had enough, every single day it's a lecture, you win. You can be the Imperial Ecologist for Arrakis. Will you get out of my office now?

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Bubblyblubber posted:

Everything else in the books is nonstop PIV for Duncan, I'm afraid.
Can you blame him, considering the combination of BG & Honored Matres Parana bindu techniques? I'd be nonstop PIV too. Well, if I weren't lying on the floor somewhere on Giedi Prime a few millennia earlier with a missing heart plug, which, let's face it, is a far more likely outcome for me if I were in the Dune-iverse

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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A SHIGAWIRE REEL INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF HALLECK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, HALLECK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME HARKONNEN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST SECOND-MOST DANGEROUS SLAVE-PITS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY FREMEN MUSEUM AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN FREMEN MUSEUM CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY THREE-WALLED SIETCH LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING

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Joke Miriam posted:

Ok so why didn’t the Harkonnen retaliate by going to Caladan and heart-plugging some random rice farmers?

No reason why they can't. Escalating tit-for-tat raids are probably part of what provoked the declaration of kanly. The limitation is that it has to be worth it in terms of what you're paying for guild transport. (We can assume your outlay for military personnel and equipment is minimal by comparison.)

House Atreides basing so much of its internal foundation on loyalty is a trap of sorts. House Harkonnen kidnaps a bunch of workers on a reprisal raid, and they grab the cousin of the guy who once saved the life of the Duke's battle pug? Sigh, OK, Paul, call the Guild, we need to book passage for 100 scouts to Giedi Prime to find this guy. We'll figure out what type and how many assets for the raid when we find out where he's being held.

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