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#1: Raiders of the Lost Arrakis #2: Idaho Duncan and the Temple of Dune Done, and with more literary merit than Kevin J. Anderson
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2019 13:40 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:02 |
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Judy Tenuta as Lady Fenring
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2019 02:15 |
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So was Ix originally supposed to be Pluto? I assumed it due to the mystery of surrounding the planet and the name based only on a corrupted Roman numeral when I first read the books many years ago. Google tells me KJA/BH gave it a different name later. I liked the idea of quarantining advanced technological research to a distant planet that you can just nuke if you accidentally invent Skynet, but I can't remember if this was supported at all by the text.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 23:09 |
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Why cookie Rocket posted:Edit: also I’ve been toying with the idea of a Dune tattoo for my 40th birthday but I don’t want some basic bitch obvious stuff like the litany against fear or a sand worm. How do you visually represent “hero worship is a major human flaw that should be excised ASAP and also thopters are cool”? Two 'thopters 9/11ing into the Emperor's palace, duh
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2019 09:35 |
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Well Catwoman is an amazing thief and she's hoping to nail it with method acting the third time around after Pfeiffer and Hathaway both stole the role from her.
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 20:07 |
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sebmojo posted:d u n e Tell me of the GPS anklets of your homeworld, Usil
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2019 20:25 |
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phasmid posted:We are wrong to demand his fiction be as good as his father's, just as he is wrong for sucking at writing. If he were your accountant you'd be audited every year for his made-up tax shelter shenanigans
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# ¿ May 6, 2019 02:35 |
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andrew smash posted:It was weird in the book anyway, the fremen are otherwise pretty egalitarian with regard to women, they fight and ride worms and all that poo poo too. The disturbing thing from a TYOOL 2019 view is why so many women, relatively speaking, are not able to go on the raiding parties. Oh well, not nearly as sexist as many authors of the time and Herbert actually develops his female characters as almost-formed humans so time-appropriate kudos for that. PS if Toto doesn't do the score I'm going to burn down the nearest theatre showing it. I will also accept Vangelis as there was a period in my life when I couldn't remember which did Dune and which did Blade Runner.
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# ¿ May 23, 2019 17:47 |
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Zyklon B Zombie posted:I started Heretics and I think it cemented the fact that I hate Duncan Idaho, his character sucks, and he is sapping my enjoyment of the series. Read the e: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/harkonnen-florist-bluestripe/1/ Admiralty Flag fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Jun 12, 2019 |
# ¿ Jun 12, 2019 19:03 |
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Ok, I just finished reading Heretics of Dune for the first time, having gotten through God-Emperor both many years ago and in my ongoing rereading. Umm, Frank goes a little off the track in this one, doesn't he? Starts to read like a Frank Miller script with all the mention of "whores". And the non-unionized version of the Weirding Way turns out to be space kegels??????? I was certain that the weird thing with Miles Teg was the T-probe was a low-rent matrix so you could get someone to reveal their secrets through playing them out in VR but OTOH finding out this special form of super-Mentatism just relies on Atreides blood being hooked to the right sort of torture machine and bam you've got Spider-Sense, plus all the random encounters just seemed really random. Oh well. Dare I read Chapterhouse? It's waiting for me on my nightstand, but ugh I may have to take a break after this pile of slig poo poo.
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# ¿ Jul 6, 2019 23:27 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:Heretics and Chapterhouse were written at the end of his life, and honestly Old Man Frank was slipping in quality. Heretics isn't very good, but Chapterhouse is better, aside from a really weird side plot involving Jews In Space. I haven't finished the book, the Jews In Space stuff is only weird so far, not problematic or or whatever, but it's still really weird and out of place. I've seen the Jews in Chapterhouse referenced before in this thread and it always makes me think of the History of the World Part One clip at the end with the voiceover "Jeeewwwwsssss....iiinnnn....sppppaaaaaacccceeeee" as a giant starship shaped as the Mogen David flies by.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 00:04 |
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Mister Speaker posted:Also isn't it a big part of the origins of the saga (like, pre-Butlerian Jihad) that most of Earth's major religions held a treaty and amalgamated? That's how we have stuff like the OC Bible and Zensunni and poo poo. I don't recall any specific mention that "uh yeah the Jews just stayed Jews."
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2019 04:27 |
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@D-n---th-r in one sentence: "gently caress you, dad!!!!" in a 17 book series (I think I might have gotten the idea from this thread, in which case I won't apologize because I'm just following the theme of ripping off a predecessor's work.)
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2019 15:13 |
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givepatajob posted:That's what the XXX parody is for. That being said, looking forward to "Poon" next year.
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 15:38 |
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Schadenboner posted:He didn't want to be known as the third-best Dune writer. but with Gurney Halleck
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2019 16:07 |
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hump day bitches! posted:I hear the drums echoing tonight I was like "meh, it's OK" until my non-Sapho-juice enhanced brain finally remembered that Toto also did the soundtrack for Lynch's Dune, and now I swear my fealty-oath to you as though you had rescued me from Giedi Prime.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 04:45 |
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thatfatkid posted:that would make dune more gooder but The Weirding Way is putting a spade bit or a hole cutter into your power drill. Meanwhile, Rabban can never remember whether a 9/32" bit makes a bigger or smaller hole than 1/8". In his favor, he now rarely takes more than 2-3 tries before figuring out the correct direction to turn the chuck to lock/loosen the bit. e: in the past, humans rose up as one in a fight for survival against easily-cammed out screw heads, known as the Flatheadian Jihad. The Orange Catholic Time Life Home Repair series indicates that it is permissible to train Mentats to drive Torx head screws, but rumors persist of forbidden research on Ix. The latest stories warn that their Fastener Theorists, all hopped on Spice, have posited the mythical "Phillips Head" to have between 3-5 radiant spokes from the center of the screw head, but have yet to produce a workable prototype. Admiralty Flag fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Sep 27, 2019 |
# ¿ Sep 27, 2019 05:18 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Thread pretty silent these days; the sands of war roll slowly; the beefswell of my anticipation twitches intermittently; plans within plans, hands upon glands. Post in the Dune thread? I'm not in the mood. -- You post when the need arises, no matter the mood! Mood's a thing for 4Chan or carrying printers. Would you really have banned me, Gurney? -- If you had made one shitpost below the best of your abilities, I would have given you a good probe to remind you.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2019 07:46 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:I don't know why but this has given me a vision of a Dune based family sitcom. This is brilliant but I have to insist it's Stilgar who pokes his head in to deliver that catchphrase. And of course the Harkonnens also own the palace next door and are constantly doing poo poo like dumping their leaves in the Atreides' yard (with a hunter-seeker under the pile). Shaddam is the Padishah Emperor of the HOA for the palace housing development. He keeps trying to figure out how to tow the Sandworms constantly parked illegally in front of the Atreides' palace but they always slip away before the two Sardaukar rent-a-cops can pull up in their golf cart to apply the boot. Dr. Yueh is now a spice-wealthy plastic surgeon who is constantly trying to score with all women and cruises around in his convertible ornithopter (licenseplate: RICHDOC)
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 15:56 |
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Kanly Hardly Wait
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2019 01:57 |
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immortalyawn posted:Harkonnen Matata, such a wonderful phrase... "Plug can mean no humours, for the rest of your stay [on Giedi Prime]." Songs in this version of the lion king weren't as good as the original, y'know? Kwizach, Fremen, Shadout, Spy
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2019 12:56 |
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Chubby Henparty posted:Lady Fenring, sorta Yueh's wife Wanna? What, too soon? (Or am I misremembering she was BG?)
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2019 23:50 |
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F*E*N*R*I*N*G*S (I know we've seen Friends at least a couple of times but I thing it reads best this way.)
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2019 18:04 |
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Jesus Son of Sam I Am, lay off the loving Sapho juice for like 10 minutes, your heart plug's gonna burst if you keep up like this
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2019 22:57 |
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whydirt posted:M-Usul Tracks
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2019 22:44 |
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My Own Private Duncan Idahos
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 19:50 |
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ATP_Power posted:Like isn't there a conversation in Children where they straight up talk about how Alia is planning to administer 3000 vaginal contractions a minute with her Bene-Gesserit training and like Jessica or Irulian tell her that she can't cause it would cause Duncan to brag about his wife to the Honored Matres?
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 00:11 |
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Riot Bimbo posted:Honored matres are from heretics/chapterhouse Read what I quoted again. Poking fun at how dirty old man ideas started flooding in the last two books.
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2019 01:45 |
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:But the actual point is that shields are useless against FREMEN, my dude. When Paul fights Jamis, a point is made about his knife fighting being unable to strike home because he habitually slows down his attacks at the last second to penetrate a shield. Without shields on Arrakis, 5he Fremen wouldn't have developed a style that would account for penetrating shields, so they probably would not fare well at first using knives against shields. That's what maula pistols are for. (Or is it that they're quiet, or easily and cheaply made in sketches? I can't remember if the spring-firing is derived from shooting shielded targets. Again, not a huge consideration on Arrakis.) Shield or no shield, the Fremen are going to figure it out quickly and just disarm you and then garrote you anyway. Might let the kids do it for I remember Jamis. He taught me to shitpost in the Dune thread.
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# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 09:13 |
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Pham Nuwen posted:It is by will alone I set the catheter in motion The slow catheter penetrates the urethra
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2019 17:32 |
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Ratatozsk posted:So are you suggesting it’s better to Bill out than to Feyd away? Boo this man
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# ¿ Nov 18, 2019 15:20 |
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:So somehow I completely missed the fact that Funcom is working on a Dune game based on Conan Exiles. Quest: Bring 10 Harkonnen Heart Plugs to Jamis and be rewarded with a Crysknife of the Sands Kills 8 Harkonnen Troopers, none drop Heart Plugs, checks Dunehead, only Harkonnen Palace Guards drop Heart Plugs Kills 10 Harkonnen Palace Guards Runs back to Jamis, turns in quest "Return to me when you have proof you've slain 10 of those water-fat Harkonnen pigs!" Checks inventory, sees 3 Heart Plugs and 7 Heart Plug Fragments. gently caress Kills 32 more Harkonnen Palace Guards and gets 7 more Not hosed Up Heart Plugs, but not before getting killed twice because not looking for respawns and then ganked once by some loving Saudakar Turns in quest, gets Crysknife of the Sands, stats are worse than Crysknife of the Scirocco I'm currently using OR WTF? Jamis is dead, some rear end in a top hat named "Muad'dib" is standing over him, and when I try to turn in the quest he just says in turn each time I try to turn it in, "I am Usul, base of the pillar", "I have given water for Jamis", and "Stop shoving that gross poo poo at me, do you know where those Heart Plugs have been? Hint: it's in the name!"
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2019 17:15 |
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If nothing, then the union of the intersection of the subset? Excuse me, I was told there would be no math in this movie
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2020 18:38 |
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TK-42-1 posted:Alia is Maebe. Lucille is the reverend mother. Sweet Feyd is buster. GOB is Rabban, Annyong is Feyd, Buster is the result of an Ixian program to create a No-Heir
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 01:11 |
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Dave Thomas as Mr. F(enring)
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2020 01:20 |
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drunkill posted:
Should've used this good dogge instead of those stupid laza tigers for the assassination plot
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2020 07:43 |
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Tree Bucket posted:There are no ants in Dune. This is weird.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2020 17:42 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:Everything else in the books is nonstop PIV for Duncan, I'm afraid.
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2020 00:22 |
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A SHIGAWIRE REEL INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF HALLECK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, HALLECK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME HARKONNEN BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXYS MOST SECOND-MOST DANGEROUS SLAVE-PITS. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY FREMEN MUSEUM AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN FREMEN MUSEUM CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY THREE-WALLED SIETCH LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 16:34 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 15:02 |
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Joke Miriam posted:Ok so why didn’t the Harkonnen retaliate by going to Caladan and heart-plugging some random rice farmers? No reason why they can't. Escalating tit-for-tat raids are probably part of what provoked the declaration of kanly. The limitation is that it has to be worth it in terms of what you're paying for guild transport. (We can assume your outlay for military personnel and equipment is minimal by comparison.) House Atreides basing so much of its internal foundation on loyalty is a trap of sorts. House Harkonnen kidnaps a bunch of workers on a reprisal raid, and they grab the cousin of the guy who once saved the life of the Duke's battle pug? Sigh, OK, Paul, call the Guild, we need to book passage for 100 scouts to Giedi Prime to find this guy. We'll figure out what type and how many assets for the raid when we find out where he's being held.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2020 17:47 |