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VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
I AM, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, UNFUCKABLE AND A TOTAL DISAPPOINTMENT TO EVERYONE. DAE WANNA CUM PLAY WITH ME!?




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PlayerUnknown is the man behind the Arma 2 and Arma 3 Battle Royale mods and also collaborated with the H1Z1 team to make King of the Kill. Now he is releasing his own game, developed by Blue Hole studios (Tera Online.) It just went on Steam Early Access on March 23, 2017 and costs $30. For those unfamiliar with this game, up to 100 players start in a plane, jump out and start scavenging and fighting each other until only one remains. The playable area shrinks as time goes on, forcing players into encounters until it's over. It's a fun, tense game and each round takes up to 40 minutes. In terms of gameplay it is supposed to be somewhere between Arma 3 BR and H1Z1 in terms of realism and arcade. There are currently three modes, Solo, Duos (teams of two) and Squad (teams of up to 4.) Currently it at 1.0 release for PC and early access on Xbox One.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Is there bullet drop?
Yes.

Are the bullets hitscan?
No.

Are headshots an instant kill, regardless of the weapon?
No, most headshots are not immediately fatal, but it depends on the weapon and helmet.

What is a badness score?
A badness score is an arbitrary rating produced by a robot to determine how bad you are. No one knows how the robot computes this score, but your best bet to reduce your badness score is to just get good.

What is the optimal strategy to win?
The best strategy I've come up with is to release your parachute really high and go to a far away location that has decent loot, but minimizes the chance of competing with someone on the ground. Then you find a vehicle and drive it to the next zone and hide it so it's not stolen. Camp with a shotgun. Repeat when the next zone is out of your area. It's really boring though.

What's "zeroing distance"?
Zeroing distance is the distance your sights are set to hit. If you set your zero too high and aim with your center crosshair, your shots will go over your target's head. If you set them too low, and aim with the center, you will shoot under.

What am I supposed to do during the lobby?
During the loading stage you need to get lucky so an M249 spawns on a table. Take the M249 and go in the middle of all the people and go prone and shoot all the bullets. This is to get their attention. Then drop all your clothes, followed by the M249. Then while still prone, position yourself in front of the M249 and move forwards and backwards so it looks like your loving yourself in the rear end. Bonus points if someone shoots your rear end in a top hat so it looks like it's bleeding.

What are the best weapons?
Vector, Uzi, and Crossbow.

Is snow loud?
I think crunching of snow being loud as gently caress but not traveling far and visibility being poo poo would be kinda neat to play on a small map.

Can I play this game on the couch with a TV and Xbox controller?
Yes, this is a max chill game that has native Xbox 360 controller support with force feedback.

Is there loot on the starting island?
Pro-tip: If you see someone go to spawn island, and decide to follow them and camp their boat, it's a good idea to loot some meds before you start camping so you don't die to the blue while you wait.

DON'T WATCH THESE VIDEOS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39fD-tZBZhE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcaNypyGyB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uuUtA_nDgs

DON't WATCH GOON STREAMERS:
https://www.twitch.tv/weedbabygoku420/
https://www.twitch.tv/juniperbug/
https://www.twitch.tv/molchane/
https://www.twitch.tv/nuzzletops/


GOOD STREAMERS TO WATCH AND LEARN FROM:
https://www.twitch.tv/grndpagaming
https://www.twitch.tv/jscubby
https://www.twitch.tv/rockynohands

VulgarandStupid fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Feb 23, 2018

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VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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patonthebach posted:

Chocotaco too good to be in our links now?

Nah, he's j4g.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Yes, it’s true. Despite popular belief, the US is not the center of the world. Also the Earth is flat, or isn’t flat. Whatever.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Voxx posted:

I got this for Xbox and when I tried playing it my living room caught on fire. I turned and saw the Xbox levitating and spinning in the center of the room, and heard ear deafening cries of some kid complaining about stream snipers. I kept yelling Xbox turn off, but it did not work.

Is my game bugged? I heard the PC release was also bad. I hope they patch this out.

Get your console trash out of here.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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You should use headphones, but if you think it’s bad now it was much worse weeks ago. It was never as bad as some bad goons made it out to be, but you had the find the right volume.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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ILL Machina posted:

Some folks had trouble with headphones because their software was trying to send 4.1 to them.

How do you fix that?

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Was AFK when a game started in a squad, so I landed near the end of the flight path in the middle of nowhere. Didn’t see any cars within the render range and started running to some compound. I hear a bike driving and hide by a rock, he drives just past the rock and stops. Since I have no weapon I just climb in. It’s a Chinese guy so I start talking to him in my broken Chinese. He was pretty happy that I spoke some Chinese and eventually let me off somewhere but not before telling me how much he loves Americans or something. Twitch recorded it so maybe I’ll post a clip of it when I have time to cut it.

But seriously, we need a region lock.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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The only thing a kill cam gives you reliably is distance. It’s so off, the rest doesn’t matter. But, at least with distance you can tell if a double headshot was viable or not. You should still be checking things like how damaged your armor or helmet was while crawling to see if every hit was in the same exact place or not.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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TOOT BOOT posted:

I don't, but it means I have to keep a normal hard drive around regardless. My iTunes folder is 700gb and I wouldn't even say I have a huge collection of stuff.

No one is saying don’t have a normal HDD as well, that’s where you install Itunes, keep your anime and pornography anthologies. Only things that benefit from SSD speed go on your expensive SSDs, which for goons is the OS and games.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Here's the video of a random chinese pubbie picking me up. My Chinese is pretty bad, but he seemed amused by it. Can anyone who actually speaks Chinese well tell me what he's saying?

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/214099214

Edit: Woops, Didn't record my own local speech, so it's just him talking to me and you don't hear me except when I actually talk to my teammates.

VulgarandStupid fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Dec 31, 2017

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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A move like is if you see a car that is clearly someone’s outside of the next circle I’ll shoot the tires out, then wait near the edge of the circle for them and force them into a bad engagement against me or to die to the blue.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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I used the death cam thing once, saw how horrible it was and now I don't even waste my time. You should know how you died, without it.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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HatfulOfHollow posted:

That's clearly a no-recoil hack. Haven't seen video of that posted before.

You guys are paranoid as gently caress. I mean I get that no-recoil exists but if you’re moving like you should be it doesn’t matter. They still have to aim well and you still have to be staying still for it to even matter.

I’m pretty sure there’s a goon in discord that uses a script and he’s still garbage.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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The old map was kind of boring and most fights ended up with people hugging trees or the occasional rock. Now they got rid of the trees and lessened the number of rocks. Possibly more important than the loss of the tree trunks themselves, the canopy cover that broke up sight lines is gone. Fights generally take place only in cities or over long distances in the open where it’s impossible to move up since there’s no cover. That’s bad.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Hooplah posted:

So basically a multiplayer army men:sarge's heroes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95LhutMm7k8

lmao this loving game was so bad

Nah, more like de_rats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FRkAat9ROA

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Crawling is really bad, unless you like getting headshot twice. The unfortunate exception is a wheat field battle in the last 2 circles.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Sound, followed by predicting where people would be and then process of elimination. You hear the snap/whiz of the bullet, keep moving so you don’t get hit but remember where you just were. You hear the report, so you look that direction if they’re not just standing out in the open, eliminate the angles from where they couldn’t have shot you from. Start checking the obvious places like windows and roofs, then rocks and trees or good ridges. If you still don’t see them, go back to where you originally got shot at but keep moving back and forth to draw out more shots.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Smythe posted:

you can also lay down behind a box until you die, thats my strategy

This is what most goons do... but not being aggressive generally means you get flanked and your cover will mean nothing once that happens.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Good soup! posted:

Haha I've got the opposite problem now, it records everything but my voice even though the settings are all fine and haven't been changed for over a year

Nvidia please stop breaking your program occasionally

It's probably not broken just configured wrong. In Shadowplay,go to Audio and at the bottom it says "Seperate tracks" or "Combine into single track."

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Trivia posted:

Cheating has gotten to the point where they don't even need line of sight. Just shoot at your head through walls.

It's actually been going on for a while, unless it was somehow stopped and then circumvented again. This clip is from 4+ months ago.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/173182927

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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DrNutt posted:

Oh okay I had taken a hit earlier and popped painkillers but I was probably sitting at 90%. I had the mistaken impression that it had to go through all the helmet damage before it would take you out. The helmet was completely undamaged. But I was clearly mistaken.

Sucks. Dropped primorsk and had already mashed a couple potatoes and had some good rear end gear and great circle position.

Helmet condition doesn't matter at all. Either it's there and its absorbing damage or its not. The mini-14 is just shy, like 1 HP shy, of a 2 hit kill on a level 3 helmet.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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DrNutt posted:

Well poo poo, he only had a level 2 so one of the splatters must not have been a headshot even though it appeared to be on my end.

Neck shots are reduced damage, and blood splatter is no indication of where you hit. So it's really hard to say.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Groovelord Neato posted:

the boxed sales more than cover that.

poe is free to play.

Renting servers to host 3 million people at once is pretty expensive but I couldn’t tell you how expensive. Also, Bluehole only gets a portion of every key purchased and very very small fee for every transaction for PUBG items on the marketplace.

Also isn’t PoE instance based, hosted by players?

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Thom P. Tiers posted:

I think you are forgetting the weekly limit on crates.

But yea, you should save up 22k in BP starting now guys, and buy 6 crates immediately when the patch drops, and sell them for real monies.

Uhh the crates will be hot for weeks because of the limit, so save up more than 22K or whatever.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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It’s no DP-27, or Vector, or Micro Uzi...

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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keyframe posted:

Are there locations where you have a higher chance of finding AR/SR suppressors or is it completely random?

Yes, always look on the bodies of people you kill.

codo27 posted:

Trying to get my money's worth out of Overwatch and playing total mayhem thinking how much more fun it is than usual. I like fast paced action. I see all the talk about this game but I also don't like running around for a half hour looking for someone. Bad idea to get it?

On the old map just drop somewhere remotely in the center and you’ll usually hear gunfire in the distance which means people to look for. In the new map, there’s no good way to find people mid game and you’ll probably see 6 dudes all game.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Dyz posted:

What about pubjuh

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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If you said plunkbat to me IRL, I’d punch you in the face.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Just LOL if you aren’t using a compensates Uzi/Vector/Dp28/crossbow.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Bhodi posted:

Yeah uh wow this is basically hacking! Absolutely terrible. I mean who would ever turn something like this on. Just for clarification, which filter is this? Since there's like two dozen. I mean, just so I know what to avoid.

https://youtu.be/Fg6JzoCEWx8

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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DrNutt posted:

If you just want all action all the time, you could play literally any other fps. A huge draw of this game for myself and a lot of other people apparently is the tension of not knowing if the next cluster of buildings will be safe or a camping spot for someone who got there first. It's okay for portions of a game to be "boring" if it ratchets up the tension.

If you're one of those people with like several hundred hours and you're not surprised by anything anymore then congrats, it's time to get on to weirder poo poo for your boner.

No one is saying that you have to play a certain way. The problem is that the new map does not facilitate finding people and fighting them, once you’re done with your first area. The parachutes let you see general locations at the start, but then any other points of interest where others might be fighting over are outside of the 700m AR sound or 1000m sniper sound radius, which is the problem. If you wanted to hide all games down paint your nails, you won’t notice much of a difference here. If you want to find people and fight all of the time, you can’t.

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Matazat posted:

He also claimed in another interview that he thinks wanting a region lock is xenophobic, and that "it's 2017" and we should all share one big happy server together

It’s really unfortunate that his opinion has changed to this, considering he wants this to be an e-sport.

VulgarandStupid
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Groovelord Neato posted:

pecado owns a lot but that's about it.

Pecado isn't bad, but they need to re-work the orange 4 (or was it 5?) story hotels. There's no good way to shoot into them, and if you try the go in after people, the stairs are oriented so that when you come up, you're facing an external wall, which makes the defender's advantage even more pronounced.

VulgarandStupid
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Someone in Discord said you basically have 4 ranges to worry about. 100/300/700/1000. Snipers are audible to 1000 but only 700 surpressed. ARs 700, 300 suppressed. SMGs 300/100. Who really cares what pistols are? The thing is though, suppressors both lower the range and the volume of a gun. So even if you can still technically hear my silenced AR at less than 300m, it’s still a much quieter noise and less likely to be picked up over other action. You gotta find what works best for you, though. Personally I’d comp over suppressor on the AK.

Also, what is the silencer’s accuracy buff? All guns are lasers on their first shot, how does it make any difference?

VulgarandStupid fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Jan 11, 2018

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Wasn’t it a specifically FPP only thing too.

VulgarandStupid
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daslog posted:

This is my argument for using a suppressor. This is me getting hosed by a Suppressed SCAR. I'm sure a better player would have been able to find the sound sooner, but all I could hear was the bullets flying by my head and hitting the ground.

Feel free to critique my lovely play.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RcgHcZcDG8

You saw where the bullet hit the tree, you should know the opposite side is probably the safest...

VulgarandStupid
Aug 5, 2003
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Zaodai posted:

There were plenty of games back in ye olden times that either smoothed things out by waiting for the slowest client (basically given the lagger the appearance of less lag on their end because their client was the closest thing visually to what was happening) or they just straight up made everything clientside with no sanity checking, a la the first Planetside where you could unplug your internet, shoot a bunch of people while disconnected, reconnect and all those shots would register regardless of where the players had actually been

PUBG had this. I wish this was a joke, but it isn’t.

VulgarandStupid
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Pull down and try to stick to 5 round bursts

VulgarandStupid
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Groovelord Neato posted:

it does take some getting used to. tpp bad.

Both are bad. Game’s bad

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Beamed posted:

This game is too buggy for paying $50 on top of the game's price to be really reasonable.

You sound like you should own an Xbox One or Two.

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