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It would probably be easier just to take the cab.
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 03:59 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 23:43 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:oh wait, poo poo. that's not even a cab driver. they aren't trying to get a ride from him or anything. that's just some random guy who is upset that two nutjobs are disrupting traffic, so banner threatened to murder him. <Looks at driver being threatened by Bruce. Sees gray flattop. Looks at black smudge under his upper lip that might be a brush mustache misplaced by Sunday colorist> Guys, that's probably not Jonah. But what if that were Jonah?
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2018 17:45 |
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Jonah want pictures Spiderman or Jonah smash!
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# ¿ Jan 9, 2018 15:59 |
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Haifisch posted:"why are they using syringes," "We need to transfuse this blood very slowly. It's like a starving person. You give him food too quickly his belly will burst. Well, Dr. Banner is low on blood. If we give him blood too quickly, his veins will burst!"
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 01:03 |
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Am I the only one that thinks it is weird that Bruce and Peter's first instinct was to start a huge superpowered brawl in the middle of a hospital? . It's Florida.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 15:55 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Now there's some woman in a turtleneck just wandering around the hospital, eavesdropping on conversations. That's Tommie, from Apartment 3G. Her strip ended, so she's hanging out in other comic strips now.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2018 13:29 |
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Stahlgeist posted:The final caption completely ignores Spider-Man's current peril to ask "What IS the Reptilian Revolt?". To be fair, that's a more interesting question than "Will Spider-Man die?"
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 18:38 |
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Not in NSM. He lives off freelancing for the Bugle and MJ's film income.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2018 20:09 |
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jyrque posted:I know why MJ and Bruce were in there but why is there a closet on the roof?? That's probably the stairwell door.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2018 16:47 |
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Stahlgeist posted:There's a strange trend in this comic where everyone, regardless of how evil or irascible, seems to get along with Mary Jane. The Lizard even told her where he was going. It's pity. The Lizard: "I could dessstroy her! No, I've sssseen her husband. The poor woman has ssssuffered enough." Plus, Mary Jane is pretty cool. Nobody has any reason to dislike her. Epicurius fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Feb 14, 2018 |
# ¿ Feb 14, 2018 05:14 |
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So with MJ leaving them, it's up to Bruce to defeat the Lizard on his own, and he can't Hulk out. Not great odds, but Bruce is smart, so if Spiderman doesn't get in his way too much, maybe he'll have a chance.
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# ¿ Feb 18, 2018 19:04 |
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Lurdiak posted:He feels like a very different character than any of the other Spideys, but I think that's kind of part of that stupid show's charm. His Spidersense is about as useful as NSM's, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCqoDuV_Lnc
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2018 05:24 |
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Samuringa posted:They're vibranium claws. While not getting as much attention as a certain other secret project, the Canadian government's top secret "Weapon Gronk" project is still worthy of note....
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2018 16:09 |
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You just know that after this whole thing is done, a bunch of turtles will show up and just wonder where everybody went.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 15:15 |
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Eh, pythons are an invasive species anyway.
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# ¿ Mar 22, 2018 17:49 |
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He's got the proportional ability to be swatted of a spider.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2018 04:06 |
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VictorianQueerLit posted:He received a blood transfusion from Mary Jane and now loves Spider-Man. But who did Mary Jane get a blood transfusion from to make her love Spider-Man?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2018 12:35 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Last strip, "Next: Fury of the Iron Fist" "Iron Fist" is MJ's nickname for what she likes Peter to....you know what? Never mind.
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# ¿ May 14, 2018 03:49 |
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Miss posted:Somebody catch me up on who Iron Fist is Quick summary....Iron Fist is a guy named Danny Rand. He learned martial arts from this mysterious Chinese martial arts master from an alternate dimension, and then, after killing an immortal dragon (Yes, I know), gained the power of the Iron Fist, which is like all the chi, which he can use to power his martial arts so he can punch anything.
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# ¿ May 23, 2018 11:42 |
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Lurdiak posted:We're going to get a solid week of Danny explaining this to Spider-man, you're wasting your posting powers. Probably, but the time line of the comic will go something like this... Week of Danny fighting the thugs, week of the FBI agent starting to run away, week of Peter explaining to the cab driver why he wants to go to the Bugle, week of the driver and Peter arguing over directions, week of the cab being caught in traffic and Peter trying to decide whether to walk the rest of the way, week of Peter trying to figure out if he should tip the guy because the guy didn't even take him to the destination, week of Peter and the driver arguing over the tip, week of the fleeing FBI agent knocking over Peter with Iron Fist in pursuit, week of Peter changing to Spiderman to figure out what's going on, week of Spiderman. And Iron Fist fighting because Spiderman thinks Danny a bad guy trying to kidnap the FBI guy, and then finally the two of them teaming up, where we get Danny's backstory. So that takes us to August before we even get it.
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# ¿ May 23, 2018 12:39 |
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It's so cute that Peter mistakes Robbie's toleration of him for friendship.
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# ¿ May 25, 2018 04:27 |
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Right. Staking something to somebody means you're giving them or loaning them something.
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# ¿ May 28, 2018 00:40 |
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Yet again, the Daily Planet is scooped by the 24 hour news cycle. Robbie, when he gets back, you and Jonah are going to have WORDS.
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# ¿ May 29, 2018 04:53 |
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Ponsonby Britt posted:I need pictures! Pictures of Giant Turtle Boy! Where's that lazy Olsen? Why there was never a DC/Marvel crossover about the Bugle and the Planet, I'll never know. "Stories about newspaper publishing! That's what the kids like nowadays."
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# ¿ May 29, 2018 12:18 |
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"Peter, I know you're probably tired, but on your way out, could you ask one of the staff photographers to come in here? I need somebody qualified to go to the hospital and see if he can get a picture of that masked guy."
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 03:21 |
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Jetfire posted:If this takes place in 2018 I'm pretty sure the Bugle laid off their staff photographers years ago. "Staff photographer" is what Jonah and Robbie call the intern with the iPhone. It makes the kid feel good, and he still takes better pictures than Peter.
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# ¿ May 31, 2018 16:08 |
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Ikasuhito posted:I think that was well established when he ruined the marriage between his aunt and Melvin because of his racist belief that the Mole people couldn't look after themselves. To be fair, the Mole People are pretty hapless.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2018 05:59 |
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I don't want New York to know that Spider-Man is back. How to keep that a secret, though? I know, I'll dress up as Spider-Man.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2018 04:43 |
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"....so clearly, we need to kill him and move the body to another part of the city."
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2018 02:48 |
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For those who don't know, the Great White Way is Broadway.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 18:07 |
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"Judging by the Photos Peter Parker has taken in the past, he's no reporter."
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2018 02:07 |
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In today's Spider Man, J. Jonah Jamison tries to get his rear end out of a trash can. Meanwhile, Peter Parker expects to have sex.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2018 05:03 |
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Tunicate posted:He got a chance to write while JJJ was out of town. It's in the first post, but here it is. quote:IRONFIST
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# ¿ Dec 12, 2018 22:53 |
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freshlybaked posted:What's going on with that doorman? I think the doorman is Idi Amin.
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# ¿ Jan 8, 2019 00:40 |
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evilmiera posted:Edit: Wait, if Peter is doing everything Purple is telling him to, why does he think his powers are losing their effect? Is he slowing down? Maybe Peter is just late for his nap or something. He used to be able to control multiple people, but now can just control one at a time.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2019 23:46 |
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ManlyGrunting posted:On the plus side, Peter finally got a team-up where he gets to do most of the work Well, he sure as hell isn't going to be the ideas guy.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 01:34 |
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Hoyota posted:Well, that's it, we really are writing the strip in this thread. Sabertooth!
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 04:45 |
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Xarbala posted:I'm dropping back in with no context and this is just beautiful Context doesnt help much.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2019 15:30 |
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He's going to think the problem is resolved and walk away, pulling the blanket off, isn't he?
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2019 02:33 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 23:43 |
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Apparently, there was the following comment from Roy Thomas:quote:“I know nothing of any Spidey strip to come, only that the one Alex Saviuk and I (and until recently Larry Lieber) had been doing is kaput.”
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2019 14:48 |