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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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sandoz posted:



an actual good chair that costs $5k

but lol

Frasier has one of these near the sliding glass doors in his apartment and in the last episode his dad sits in it and says he wouldnt have minded using that instead of his green crazy lazy boy lol

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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suck my Hogg

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Baller Ina posted:

People say this a lot

It’s almost never right

yeah i doubt he has the self control to subtweet anything

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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https://twitter.com/carmel311710/status/968509760176840704

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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i almost did for a bit but i was on two edibles

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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TotalHell posted:

encase our children in plastisteel armor

upgrade their gray matter cuz one day it may matter

upgrade their gray matter cuz one day it may matter

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Happy 3 year anniversary to Sean Hannity saying this at CPAC:

"I can look out in the crowd -- I kind of have x-ray Fox vision -- and I can see some of you women, you don't even know it yet, but you're pregnant," Hannity said. "It's not your fault."

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Agrajag posted:

i bet there is a huge overlap of star citizen backers and maga chuds

yeah they're called masochists, they even share the subset of masochists who do so knowingly or unknowingly in an attempt to rile strawmen (libs / people who laugh at SC)

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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loooool

CRITICAL HIT

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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euphronius posted:


it was known to be a scam at 30 million

yeah but then they collectively discovered a new form of that financial dominatrix type poo poo that combines sci fi and "owning the libs" style self harm

I bet if SC wasnt around the alt-right would be a lot better funded

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Feldegast42 posted:

Is there a nice and tidy narrative written up for all this poo poo? I know there is the subforum but its sometimes hard to figure out whats really going on while you cut through all the drama


I know I read a few but there's been a lot of time and developments since then. I think Kotaku had a pretty definitive one around the first time "Croberts and his girlfriend head to tropical island while SC still sucks" was a thing. That one included a lot of anonymous interviews with staffers and allegations of bad working conditions and focused a lot on how lovely it was to have her as some sort of HR exec over everyone.

I dunno about an overall "here's the SC drama timeline" but if you search out news stories around the times that they release something you'll probably get good round-ups in those articles.



I'm frankly kind of shocked I haven't heard of any other studio or scammer has tried to pull a mini-Star-Citizen scam by making wild claims about a Wing Commander level franchise being revived as an MMO or something. The idea that people will willingly throw thousands of dollars at JPEGS of spaceships just to stave off the feeling that the game isn't real has to be extremely tempting to skeevier game dev guys.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Nastya Woman

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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The final twist in Inception is that the movie is actually being projected onto Ellen Pages forehead the entire time.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Is spilling the beans the new "shooting ropes" or whatever?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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A man, a pisstape, epatssi, Panama

Intel&Sebastian has issued a correction as of 19:39 on Feb 27, 2018

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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kopasetic posted:

https://twitter.com/christogrozev/status/968543381130563584
russian gov coming to kidnap her back to russia where she disappears forever

lol she is dead af

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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SKULL.GIF posted:

alex jones is hosting david hogg on his show after hogg owned him 80 times in a row on twitter


Jones is also one "strike" away from getting booted off youtube and is begging Hogg to come on his show because it's "critical" that he helps Jones blame CNN for it and help him do another pizzagate reversal.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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GobiasIndustries posted:

shehuck whining about trump's nominees not being confirmed by the senate lol

It wouldn't be prudent to let any Trump nominee get a hearing in the last year of his presidency

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Sarah gets dunked on so often by what happens outside the briefing room, so fast, that it's barely even notable anymore.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Yeah you could get a reliable shotgun, but for your needs I highly recommend the Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird Gun

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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new kind of cat posted:

just lol if you would refuse to piss on trump's face at his request

What's the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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lol Alex Jones begged the Parkland Rude Teen Squad Red Ranger to help him convince Youtube he's not a hosed up harassment machine and when the kid said no he started acting like he invited him to a debate

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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I did a thing posted:

whats with the title? that hogg kid get offered a reality television show?

alex jones was begging him to come on the show to help him stave off his third youtube TOS strike which is going to nuke his channel.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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SKULL.GIF posted:

what exactly about the investigation has indicated to you that trump is unlikely to be gotten

mueller has been slowly working his way up the organization and almost everything he's done has put trump further and further into a corner

I think Muellers unusual ability to keep his poo poo under wraps muddies the waters on this but, like, all signs are very very bad for Trump and everyone around him. In addition to that, staying quiet lets Trump's Smoothbrain disease and it's Fox News enablers buy their own bullshit and preening around about how totally exonerated they are probably prevents a lot of meddling that would slow them up if certain people were as scared as they should be.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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TMMadman posted:

Question: what is the narrative going to be when a school shooter goes up against armed teachers and still kills a dozen or so students?

The cowardly teachers suck and don't love kids enough, ban their unions bing bong bing bong so simple

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Rah! posted:

its good

then again i watched it before the age of trump maybe its bad now because its wacky scenarios aren't wacky enough to be even slightly realistic anymore lol

also Jim Caviezel is a crazy right wing religious nut who loves Rick Santorum lmao what a dumbass. That put me off the show for a while when i learned about it, but i guess he's still enjoyable as a tough smug pretend guy with witty one liners

he's also probably retarded after being struck by lightning on the Passion set:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3209223.stm

quote:

The lightning bolt hit Caviezel and the film's assistant director Jan Michelini while they were filming in a remote location a few hours from Rome.

It was the second time Michelini had been hit by lightning during the shoot.

Neither of them was badly hurt, according to the film's producer Steve McEveety.

Michelini had previously been struck during filming in Matera, Italy, when he suffered light burns to his fingers after lightning hit his umbrella.


Describing the second lightning strike, McEveety told VLife, a supplement of the trade paper Variety: "I'm about a hundred feet away from them when I glance over and see smoke coming out of Caviezel's ears."

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Oiled and Ready posted:

a Tayne consciousness

:thurman:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Jared is going down so hard and I'm amazed he ever agreed to expose himself and Ivanka to this poo poo. He's either just as dumb as Trump or he was already in a shitload of trouble and thought he could find an exit via the whitehouse.

Either way imagining him being handed "make the middle east all good again" and all the other poo poo he's supposed to be up to is hilarious.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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lol @ imagining a congress critter being held responsible for one of the specks of human carnage greasing the military industrial complex death factory

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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oh no now hannity will have to apologize for his multiple shows about CNN scripting questions lol

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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page 808 and heartbreaks

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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rump buttman posted:

who sucks more dick?!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/351120640180355072

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Mirthless posted:

wow

and i thought my dad was a piece of poo poo

bravo

"Haab acknowledges omitting some words from the email but says he didn't do it on purpose."

Oops I seem to have accidentally erased a key phrase from this email that changes it to support the dumb right wing alternate reality I've created whoopsie doodles! Silly me, boy sure wish I had caught that before I whipped right wing media into a frenzy

Welcome to CHUD land where you can do whatever you want and if pesky reality gets in the way just say you did something else bing bong bing bong so simple

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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mastershakeman posted:

Cuba is a real place

Yeah but Sonic is a videogame character

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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*Chuck Tingling intensifies*

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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mastershakeman posted:

why would he pretend to be Cuban

To impress Amy

Jesus do I have to draw a loving diagram

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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Trudeau is a super doofus and crap politician for sure but he doesn't hold a candle to Trump when it comes to idiocy.

I mean...the guy spent the last 10-15 years laundering Russian mob money through his real estate to the point that an entire floor of Trump Tower was being used as an illegal Russian high stakes casino, then careened around the country on a shoestring campaign that ended up with PAUL MANAFORT managing it for free for months on end and running into stuff like Don Jr and a bunch of senior staff attending a meeting set up by an email that said "THIS IS PART OF THE RUSSIAN OPERATION TO HELP YOU, DONALD J TRUMP, GET ELECTED", he wins because Hillary is insanely bad and installs all the same cronies who are in on this stuff...

...and then after all that, he let Fox News convince him over his own life experience, memory, and maybe even a friend or two who doesn't actually live in his swiss cheese brain world that he's totally innocent, fires Comey (who wrote the goddamn BUTTER EMAILS letter) and sets off a special counsel investigation into said finances and campaign.


.........and, still not satisfied with this absolute Beethoven-esque performance of stupidity, struts up to Lester Holt and says "yeah I fired Comey over Russia, what?"






That's artistry. That's just pure passion for the game. And my man still has time to say poo poo like "maybe movies need a rating system" and "I would totally take down a school shooter with my kung fu" to satisfy audiences who are too uncultured to appreciate the real heavy stuff.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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SKULL.GIF posted:

spicer was funny at times and really easy and fun to hate

shuckabee is just cold unending tepidity and contempt. her briefings absolutely aren't worth watching and I don't know why some people still bother to tune in

Spicer had like 5% of a soul left that would tie him in knots sometimes over some of the more absurd things he had to say and reporters could bat that around and make him upset sometimes and it'd make for some enjoyable exchanges where you could imagine maybe some of this pain is making it's way back into the admin as Sean tries to work out with Trump and Co exactly how he's supposed to argue against crowd size photos and poo poo like that.

Huckabee is a bored and unfeeling failed-pedant who isn't even engaged or smart enough to take two further steps into her own trolly statements and just quits instead. And you get the sense that she just strolls back into the WH and says "yeah, all good" to no one in particular and goes back to braiding weird doll hair or something.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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too late but thx for the tip

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

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little dark age, me and michael and one thing left to try are the best songs ive heard all year and i still have to double check that noted bad album makers, MGMT, made them

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