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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I think you’re going to need a more clever grift than that. If any of these guys were willing to shell out significant dough for stuff like that it would have happened a decade or more ago.

Maybe with some really good marketing. What’s Sandy Roberts schedule like these days?

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


This is exactly the poo poo you saw constantly in 2011 regarding the Iraqi dinar scam. People just masturbating furiously over how any day now they’d be millionaires and how they’d get to crow over all the friends and family that had been telling them they’re a moron for years. It’s just part of the mental illness.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I’m apex starseed my father is a lizard from Arcturus prime and my mother is a class C black hole, ama

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Vonnegut Asterisk posted:

Anyone else in this thread have to cut out immediate family members for going too far into Q Land? I have and it's terrible! What questions do you have for me.

How Longs your wiener

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

How much Iraqi dinar do they have

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

These people are too sex-negative for that. If he suggested they all put Hillary in jail by jacking off at the same time, they’d call for his execution.

Maybe we can try though?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Whenever Trump wanders off before signing the EO he’s there to sign it’s a signal to Guantanamo to hook the car battery back up to Obama’s nuts.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I’m going to voodoo doughnuts tomorrow not planning on taking any of my guns but I will keep an eye out for basements and children being molested.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I’m On my way to voodoo doughnuts I assume if I ask for some of their freshest holes with extra walnut sauce that they’ll get the picture?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Bobby Flay did an episode where they made walnut sauce, has a cultist tried to murder him yet?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

zoux posted:

Do what exactly

Pummel my anus

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

If I was mentally ill I’d probably pick dragon too just for huge & weird dicks

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I saw a Q on a sandwich shop sign and went in and had a lobster roll and then gave a guy a blowjob in the bathroom

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

im on the net me boys posted:

I can't help but wonder why Q hasn't been posting, but it's been kind of obvious that the whole thing has been falling off recently. Sure, there's still the true believers, but you can only grift on old posts for so long. I wonder if Q found a better gig or if they're trying to build hype for the return. This could also go the Pizza Gate route where it just gets folded into something else that's more new and exciting.

Q attracted the attention of the FBI with some vaguely threatening statements and five minutes after they started looking into him they busted him for child porn and he’s now prison property of whoever has the most cigarettes.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

I met flynn too, definitely a reptilian, ate a roast beef samwhich with about 15 oz of tobasco sauce on it and 11 jalepenos. He blinked vertically and said "im gay"

Are you serious

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Fuckin lol that’s beautiful

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

What was in Jebs envelope

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

How do we get these qanon retards to vote against the billionaire class and in favor of some socialist policies. Seems like it should be possible.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

How do I get my own containment thread

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Fuckin lol at some stooge at con Ed or whatever it is adding and subtracting buildings impacted by the blackout until they get to exactly 42,000 people.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

We need a Garrison on the left that will draw a rippling big dicked Bernie punching out CEOs and neoliberals

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Cactus posted:

If I were rich beyond words, I still wouldn't gently caress kids. What is wrong with people?

Prove it

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

9,10 never sleep again

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Prester Jane posted:

The failure of yesterday's "declass" event seems to not have made any appreciable impact on the total number or level of enthusiasm among Q supporters; imo all its really accomplished is shaking loose some of the less faithful and leaving only the most faithful to continue radicalizing each other:

https://twitter.com/marcusdipaola/s...ingawful.com%2F

Brandon Straka?

The hair stylist?

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I think I’ve heard the phrase that you can “gently caress the crazy out of *someone*” has anyone tried this with qanon people

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1157762553235136513

See, Qanon thinks that these violent attacks are deep state false flags, mass shooters don't have high regard in their specific community, like they do on 8chan.

The “they think we’re literal garbage” guy may have a point.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Spins posted:

How tiresome.
To say their features look very different is ridiculous. And lol at the insinuation you need face blindness to think so. :haw:
But you do you.

How have you interpreted the latest Q drops please give us the inside scoop

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Spins posted:

Lol
Gimme a break
Post stupid poo poo like that to me and you just make yourself look stupid
I've been laughing at Q poo poo for a year at least

I don’t see that anywhere in here? If you don’t want to share your decodes you can just say so, you don’t need to act all ashamed and defensive

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


I made it 42 seconds but it took two tries

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

SlimGoodbody posted:

I've been passively fascinated with Q weirdos, so this thread is marvelous. How did they react to all the Epstein poo poo?

Epstein will help take down Bill and Hillary.

Trump was friends with Epstein just to get the dirt on him and take him down.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

MadJackal posted:

Q delerium must be so much fun for a fraction of the True Believers.

Like if you're not losing family or friends, this is like being on the ground floor of Rambo Jesus.

Narrator: everyone lost family and friends

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Jilly juice cured my Down syndrome.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

My prescription anal fissure cream is $36 if you don’t have insurance but I only have to pay a $2.90 copay.

Whereas the healing quartz crystal I jammed up in there was $60.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Looks real nice sitting in the mantle though.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

The quartz crystal, not the rear end cream

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I don’t know if this MMS stuff is curing my cancer or not but my anus looks loving glorious.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Long live Q

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

get on gab my bitches

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

ShuckyDucky posted:

Just in time for the holidays:

https://twitter.com/prayingmedic/status/1184241461849509888

The world's first MAGA novel, MAGA Country delves into the lives of a group of patriots in a small town in North Carolina. Walk with them through their struggles and victories, their parties and hunting trips, join Deputy Oscar Darbonne as he investigates multiple crimes, tag along to a Trump rally where you'll be astounded by the turn of events, and sit in on their interviews with CNN, MSNBC and FOX NEWS. You'll learn more about QAnon from these patriots, but this isn't a Q deep dive, it's a visit with a band of brothers, an extended family, and smelly Deplorables who take pride in their heritage, their President, and their nation.


I’m writing a novel that sounds just like this but through their struggles and victories and hunting trips and crime investigations there’s nonstop vigorous rear end pounding

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