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System Metternich posted:There are two theories going around: a) Hitler managed to hide under a different name in Argentina and fathered little Angela there, or b) Hitler had his sperm frozen for some reason and Merkel is the product of artificial insemination nine years later, done by a Nazi- and occultism-loving doctor. Apparently the NWO reared her with the explicit purpose to become a powerful ruler shortly after a German would become Pope. Benedict XVI got elected Pope on April 20, 2005, ie Hitler‘s 116th birthday, while Merkel got sworn in as chancellor on (iirc) November 11 the same year, which is the same day Darwin‘s „The Origin of Species“ got published, which is significant for some reason? Anyway, it’s ironclad evidence, you see (and has been circulating on German conspiracy Blogs and Facebook for at least a decade now, together with the even more popular theory that she had been a Stasi informer operating under the codename „IM Erika“) So Hitler froze his own sperm which needs to be kept at a constant temperature of liquid nitrogen for 9 years. Then a doctor used the semen to artificially inseminate a child to become the future leader of Europe? Why not just get a random woman pregnant in Germany in 1945? Or multiple women?
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2018 05:12 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 05:19 |
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:The QTards are trying to figure out what happened on either 2 December 2009 or 12 February 2009. Basically any date you come up with around late 08 or early 09 will have some significance wrt Clinton if you look hard enough. Life is full of coincidences. My mother’s good friend from high school worked in the Pentagon in the outer ring with an outside window where the plane hit on 9/11. Luckily, he had a government trip that morning, and he didn’t go into his office. He got on a flight to LAX instead — AA77.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 06:24 |
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Pope Guilty posted:Guess who's a believer! What I don’t understand is why QAnon doesn’t co-opt already existing programs. I think the FBI program for human trafficking victims is called Polaris, IIRC. Cool name. Also the name of United Airlines new business class product and a nuclear missile program. The only problem was the Obama DOJ ran it.
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2018 03:35 |
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:I have a chilling image of an OKCupid date where two people sit down for beers and happen to find out that they're both huge Q fans, leading to a passionate relationship that will inevitably fail over the lack of indictments against Hillary Clinton. And one will accuse the other of being a false flag. “When we were hooking up, I was crisis acting!”
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2018 06:32 |
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Luigi's Discount Porn Bin posted:Also, they think that porno deepfakes and a Russian-published fake interracial Hillary sex tape are part of a long-term deep state plot to discredit future video evidence of their crimes, so there's that. On Earth 2, HRC has a vacation day counter along with expense counter that Sean Hannity updates weekly with great fanfare. Vacation days in office: 21 !!! Cost: $27 million taxpayer dollars. Mueller’s investigation is zeroing in on Huma Abedin’s Weiner cover up. Funny enough, there are still jokes about the VP having sex with a horse.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 00:48 |
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Adrenochrome is not a thing. I mean it’s real but it’s only mentioned in fiction basically. It’s also pants on head out there.
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 19:05 |
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OwlFancier posted:What's it supposed to be? Oxidized adrenaline. It’s apparently not even regulated by the FDA but has been around forever
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 19:11 |
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OwlFancier posted:Huh. I mean anywhere you can use adrenaline you can get the same effect with amphetamines or cocaine. So maybe they should just drink the blood of a kid with ADD? Isn’t that Thiel’s thing?
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# ¿ Apr 12, 2018 20:23 |
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Lurdiak posted:I can't believe this numbnuts is treated like some kind of prophet when all he does is give out the political equivalent of horoscopes. Someone famous, soon, will die from a drug overdose. Probably opiates and IV drug use accidentally mixed with cocaine +\- Xanax.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2018 16:59 |
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There are reports that the Waffle House shooter this morning got arrested by Secret Service for trying to breach the White House. I remember one of them being really into the Comet Pizza stuff. It may be the same guy.
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# ¿ Apr 22, 2018 22:54 |
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Lote posted:Someone famous, soon, will die from a drug overdose. Probably opiates and IV drug use accidentally mixed with cocaine +\- Xanax. My desire to prove a point killed Avicii. I’m sorry guys.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 03:37 |
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McGlockenshire posted:
If adrenchrome aka oxidized adrenaline aka oxidized epinephrine is so amazing, why don't toddlers go ham / get psychotic when doctors give it to them for croup? Croup is one of the most common respiratory infections in kids. Inhaled epinephrine is what you give if they have problems breathing. I imagine if you had inhaled epinephrine that would oxidize faster than if epinephrine was just in the blood you were drinking. Edit: Furthermore! They make inhalers with this stuff. You could just inhale the stuff like an asthmatic in an asthma attack. If this stuff is the key to immortality or some dumb stuff, why do asthmatics look so dorky? Lote fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Apr 29, 2018 |
# ¿ Apr 29, 2018 04:28 |
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Potato Salad posted:Don't forget that HRC Prime may or may not have been killed in an FBI raid She running right for us!
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# ¿ May 2, 2018 12:56 |
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I was wondering how big was Cemex. They’re the #2 producer of cement for buildings worldwide and responsible for like 30-40% of all cement in the USA. For reference, their revenue is like 25% less than McDonalds, and Cemex owns a similar amount of property / freestanding assets at $30 billion. So they’re really fricken big lol Also being shocked that Soros is invested in it is about as shocking as finding out Soros invested in Nike or Pepsi.
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2018 04:05 |
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Ratoslov posted:And apparently by 'shedding of blood' God specifically means cannibalism, and not all forms of violence. (Or phlebotomy, I guess.) What about putting blood in a blood bank? That’s like putting it in a shed.
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2018 16:15 |
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They’re gonna get No Country for Old Men’d accidentally and disappear off the face of the earth. Then the Qultists will gently caress the investigation up by telling the police that the first suspect is Hillary Clinton.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2018 18:36 |
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twistedmentat posted:This is all complete bullshit or just selective editing and working, like we know the rape camp with dead kids is a complete reinvention of the actual thing. Also, the leading cause of death for anyone ages 18-35 is accident (including overdose) >> suicide > homicide. If you combine the rest of the top 10, it equals the #2 amount, suicide. Suicide doesn't drop out of the top 5 until you are older than 55. Accident doesn't drop out of the top 3 until you're older than 65. Other numbers that shake out from probability, for everyone that died from cancer in their early 20s, there are 4 people that were murdered, 4 people that killed themselves, and 10 people that died accidentally. You are also about equally as likely to die from suicide/homicide if you're 35-45, than die from cancer alone or heart disease alone. Edit: Everyone should get Gardasil as a teenager because it prevents cervical cancer and certain types of throat cancers. Congress just doesn't want to pay for it. Lote fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Jun 10, 2018 |
# ¿ Jun 10, 2018 04:35 |
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TapTheForwardAssist posted:Except somehow they're convinced that everything about Tucson was a fake *except* for the times to Cemex for some reason. That and it's still vitally important that the mayor of Tucson is a Rothschild (zero relation to the rich family), and for some reason Tucson was a distraction from the real news: the murder of a forensic psychiatrist who worked on the JonBenet Ramsey case: That forensic psychiatrist has a suspect list a mile long, considering he judges people to be, you know, criminally insane for a living.
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2018 04:10 |
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Karia posted:Patrick Robinson's got you covered. You could probably also achieve the same effect by playing “America gently caress Yeah” on repeat for the last quarter of that Tom Clancy book where a 747 crashes into the Capitol during the State of the Union being piloted by a Neo Kamikaze.
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2018 07:00 |
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Reclines Obesily posted:today was supposed to be another of their promised days right? yeesh that went south The Deep State preempted Trump by bringing the State of New York civil suit. This means Civil War. War never changes. Frogs can change sex. Therefore, Pepe gonna cuck itself. It’s all connected you see.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 18:47 |
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Just throwing this out there, but if one were running a child trafficking ring, a large group of kids without their parents, that also don’t speak English, will get deported back to wherever if they speak up, and at a volume that is tough to keep track of well due to thin resources and warehousing, seems like a population that is extremely easy to victimize. ICE agent is probably a dream job for traffickers.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2018 19:39 |
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Mercury_Storm posted:I think it's more like anything that looks embarrassing to them is obviously a false flag since no true patriot would be caught on the daily news without having performed a fully successful coup and destroying the deep state overnight or some stupid poo poo like that. It makes them look like they aren't in control and takes them out of the fantasy. Meanwhile the guy that fired the gun into the ceiling is serving 4 years. No support for him because he’s obviously a crisis actor. He’s not really serving 4 years. Etc. Etc.
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# ¿ Jun 16, 2018 06:53 |
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We were wrong about Pizzagate. Turns out the real child abuse was inside US all along.
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# ¿ Jun 18, 2018 23:03 |
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If there aren’t children being separated, why not just pass a law to make sure it doesn’t happen?
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2018 16:02 |
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Caros posted:This wouldn't even be acceptable for a low rate ARG. Uh more like the main bomber before the B2 bomber was the B52. A submarine launched it missiles from an area known for its lobsters. Therefore the next clues that we need to look for will have a reference to B52’s Rock Lobster.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 15:53 |
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That speech is wild and if I was talking to someone that said it verbatim, I would seriously doubt their ability to care for themselves.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2018 21:39 |
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Mantis42 posted:My God is No Particle. What does God need with a particle?
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2018 03:58 |
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It seems like conspiracies don’t really die out but become caked on like the scum on a bathtub ring. Never changing no matter how hard you scrub and eventually accepted as truth. “Of course JFK was killed by the CIA with the mob and the USSR. Everyone knows that.”
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 22:31 |
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Shine on you crazy diamond. Ps. Being psychotic for long periods of time wrecks your brain.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2018 22:45 |
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Zanzibar Ham posted:By "code words" I mean stuff like 'pizza with no toppings' and other crap people say all the time. You mean tomato pie?
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2018 21:51 |
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Friends Are Evil posted:https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1024824449902817283?s=21 Should’ve gone with “When we go one, we go off.” Would’ve gotten more Trump support. Maybe even a like from Donny.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2018 03:59 |
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Sir Tonk posted:wow, didn’t know there were people alive that didn’t know about jack chick Jack Chick is a moon god.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2018 13:20 |
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Carnival of Shrews posted:Everything you ever wanted to know about adrenochrome (written by a man called Rothschild ). To recap, Adrenochrome is oxidized adrenaline aka epinephrine. Epinephrine is cheap, easily made, and common. Smoking is a good oxidizer. If oxidized epinephrine / adrenochrome is such a huge high, why aren’t people smoking it instead of cocaine?
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2018 20:39 |
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botany posted:so does actual psychiatric medicine by people who are actually qualified Prester Jane can be pretty insightful.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2018 02:13 |
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Dr. VooDoo posted:No it’s even dumber somehow: the evil child eating cabal, compromising high level officials and the elite the world over mind you, has been using X-Box Live chat functions to send each other things. The reason Xbox Live went down is because Q mentioned Microsoft or Xbox or something and the Deep State took down Xbox Live to scrub it of chat logs My god. That’s how the Catholic Church communicates! Wait. So you’re saying a global child molesting cabal that is well connected with world leaders ISNT the Catholic Church? The one that’s admitting to the global child molesting conspiracy that goes back to World War 2?
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2018 20:40 |
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Plinkey posted:So has Q started to digest the Cohen plea yet? It’s a smokescreen while they secretly arrest the Dems!
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2018 19:42 |
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Mad Alzheimer’s Grandpa Attacks.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2018 22:21 |
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Toplowtech posted:I am not sure Thompson would be amused they believed him on that and not the rest. It's even more obvious. "Man with uncurable, fast growing brain cancer will die soon"
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2018 22:51 |
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Kraanerg posted:We could actually be living in the year 3018 if you measure time by a different standard and retroactively change all past measurements. I mean think about it. Or 5778
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2018 13:35 |
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# ¿ May 11, 2024 05:19 |
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Bring back Antimony Pills “ In use, it is swallowed and allowed to pass through the body, after which it is customarily recovered for reuse, giving rise to the name everlasting pill.” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimony_pill
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