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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The Dennis System posted:

World wide, the average life span, quality of life, education, and million other things have dramatically improved thanks to capitalism.

These have been consistently improving since the dawn of time no matter what economic system was in vogue. They only slide back temporarily after major disasters (collapse of the Roman empire, the conquests of Genghis Khan, etc).

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Senor Dog posted:

It’s not the economic system that’s led to these improvements but new methods and technology. People invented stuff before capitalism. The compounding effect of technological advancement makes idiots think that the economic system used recently is obviously the cause of the increasing pace of advancement but that’s strictly correlation not causation.

I got laid last night. It seems to me that capitalism is an economic model conducive to sex!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Len posted:

she makes sub $9/hr.

She makes too much to qualify for Medicaid

America.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Halser posted:

This might have been posted already.



Wow five panels of something people say all the time followed by something nobody has ever said very thought provoking.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

ate all the Oreos posted:

Also also iirc the way Google+ claims that 44% statistic (which they've claimed for years and not just about teens) is they count anyone who ever made an account as a "user", and when it first came out pretty much everyone made an account or linked their account or w/e during their aggressive marketing push, look a look around for 5 minutes then never came back.

I believe you were forced to make one as part of having either a youtube or gmail account or both. That's way worse than your standard "marketing push generated buzz and then people left".Essentially 90% or more of them are accounts people were forced to make it order to continue using youtube/gmail and have never touched since their initial formation. It's a sham statistic of the highest order.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
That's a crosspost from the China thread (now Taiwan Number 1).

If there any place on this Earth that I could believe has a Squirrel Murder Company, it's China. The perfect combination of capitalist greed and complete disregard for all forms of animal life.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Hello, Squirrel Murder Company? Yeah I need a replacement squirrel for the one I just got. No, it wasn't dead when it arrived. It committed suicide.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Outrail posted:

"Demand is up! Better order twice as much now."

Yeah lol this is why you don't try to rescue them by buying.

This lesson has already been learned. Some animal rights group started buying up chinese dogs that were meant for dog meat and rescuing them. All it did was make the dog meat folks in the area intentionally start bringing way more tortured dogs since the animal rights group was essentially a new bulk purchaser.

If you want to set them free don't buy them. Steal them instead, that's a loss to the operation.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Anyone want to murder a banker with me this weekend???

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Spatial posted:

Yeah it's really capitalism to the absolute maximum over there.

I watched a couple of documentaries about the cost cutting measures some food places use in China, seems like a worthy topic for this thread.

Gutter oil is a well known one: the practise of scooping waste fats out of drains, rendering it and selling it to street vendors which then deep fry their food in it. This is waste water, human feces, runoff from slaughtering animals, and the discarded grease that restaurants poured down the drain, all nicely mixed with industrial grey water. And this is no rarity.

One I hadn't heard of before was restaurants that sell fake food. Eggs and pork in your egg noodles and pork dumplings? Nah man that poo poo is expensive. Instead lovely restaurants go to black markets that sell unknown chemical additives that emulate the texture, taste and smell of the ingredients. They mix this with flour and sell it as the real deal. When lab tested the the additives were found to be loaded with heavy metals like cadmium and pesticides in amounts that can cause severe nerve and organ damage especially to children.

There's a million things like this. I can't imagine how bad the consequences are going to be in a few decades.

They literally had a "poison baby formula" scandal so severe that other countries faced formula shortages as a result of the sheer number of Chinese buying up foreign formula for transport home. Six babies died and 54,000 were hospitalized. This of 300,000 who received the formula. So one in six suffered hospitalization. The babies had kidney stones. The cause was cutting the formula with melamine, an industrial compound which mimics protein in simple tests (it's not protein) and is normally used in the manufacture of flame-resistant plastics.

China is the true capitalist wasteland lol.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2008_Chinese_milk_scandal

Meme Poker Party has issued a correction as of 01:52 on Jul 24, 2018

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Screaming Idiot posted:

This is how they think. They think the poor are parasites and that there is nothing wrong with starving them, mistreating them, and exploiting them. Billionaires and their bootlicking sycophantic criminal allies are human, whether we like it or not, and to think of them as anything less than human is to absolve them of guilt. They are not the other -- they are us, human beings, and should be held to the same standard.

Lotta people talk about holding them to standards but that doesn't really seem to be happening.

Might just have to kill em sorry.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

ate all the Oreos posted:

I can't find it now but someone wrote a great article about how a bank (JP Morgan I think?) bought some nasty old coal power plants so they could exploit how the rules governing the grid worked. Like one of the things they did was figure out that the algorithm that determined who to buy power from wouldn't check prices correctly if the block of time crossed midnight so they'd bid -$1 per megawatt or something like that to guarantee they won the bid for 11 PM and then lock in the next three hours (because it's allocated in blocks like that, since generators need time to spool up and down), and charge $999 for the other two hours.

So not only were they exploiting the system, they were doing it with ancient, dirty coal plants :thumbsup:

See in a just world the person(s) responsible for this would be drug into the street and shot.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Play posted:

I'm pretty sure this is from the public funeral for the woman who was run over by the nazi. I remember it being used in this articles.

Narrator: It was not.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Perry Mason Jar posted:

Very close. 36 accounts, on 11 PCs (although there are more pictured?). Here's the quote from the manbeard himself:

I like how, without fail, every single moron who spends a lot of money on gaming in a stupid way will always justify it with "just a hobby" or "there are more expensive things" or "it's disposable income".

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Amazon is just a digital Walmart. It sucks for employees, drags the whole economy down for it's own profit, and people love it because it has convenient, cheap stuff.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Capitalism is whatever you want it to be as long as it satisfies two conditions:

1) Beneficial to more businesses that it harms.

2) Harmful to more workers than it benefits.

If your policy does both, congratulations, it's capitalism!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Nothing like saddling you with financial debt to make you feel better about your depression!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
lol the idea that after having a medical crisis (requiring surgery) you should rush to have a baby on the same calendar year is a hilarious condemnation of both capitalism and the United States. Doubly so because it is absolutely a sound decision, as waiting on that baby will increase your cost by thousands of dollars.


What a poo poo hole country we live in lol.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Bismuth posted:

fancy orphans

Another lol, courtesy of the capitalist system!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Only some white trash idiot would get an orphan like Tiny Tim. Anyone with class will get a Genuine Darfur Refugee orphan from a reputable dealer.

Now that's a prestigious orphan!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Burt Sexual posted:

That’s it? Your single contribution to a 50 page thread? You gotta have more than that, right?

He doesn't create any content, just comes in to poo poo on the people who are.

Must be an investment banker!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Would be pretty great if that room just somehow exploded all of a sudden.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

ate all the Oreos posted:

There's already several small island nations that have made arrangements with other countries (Australia in particular I think) to relocate their population when their country literally ceases to exist in the next few decades but I can't imagine that kind of goodwill will last long once the number rises from a few thousand to millions and the timescale of the move changes from "long after the current government is out of office" to "right now, they're literally on boats already"

Narrator: They died.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

lol

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Capitalist: *wow, this place pays their employees great, I should get a job there!"

Capitalist: Hello, I would like to apply for your open cashier position.

Socialist: Ok, let's begin the interview. First question: how do you feel about employees receiving good wages for their labor?

Capitalist: I hate it.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Former DILF posted:

thats actually just pretty funny, what isn't funny is making all basic feminine hygiene products pink and more expensive because you have a captive audience

Funny: doesn't affect me.

Not funny: affects me.



Very capitalist of you!

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

comedyblissoption posted:

The American media is a propaganda device that does not want to inform Americans of the laws and standards regarding maternity, sickness, and vacation in other countries.

lol you're over-thinking this.

Americans aren't clueless that about that fact that other countries have job security/healthcare/vacations. We aren't lied to about that. The lies are that these things come at the cost of inviting Immigrant Hordes, having grandma condemned by a Death Panel, and lazy moochers living the high life off your tax dollars.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Calico Heart posted:

Yeah poo poo like this would make me need to believe Europe was some kind of hellhole or I'd paint the lawn with my brains

Choosing between "I must believe a lie" and "I must kill myself" as a response to not being able to take it anymore, while at no point ever considering "I must work to change things" is a very American response.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Most owners who chronically employ teenagers in a normal type of business are douchebags. They're just looking for people they can underpay but still demand adult performance from, and who aren't as likely to stand up for themselves.

It's one thing if it's a basic seasonal job like paying a kid to help work the christmas tree lot or something. But this guy apparently runs a beachfront BBQ joint and just has a bunch of teens running around? lol what an rear end in a top hat.

Meme Poker Party has issued a correction as of 22:58 on Aug 20, 2018

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

ate all the Oreos posted:

I mean I'm pretty sure Russia was a wasteland of alcoholism back in Lenin's time too so I'm not so sure if it's really the thing holding back the revolution

At what point in history has Russia not been a wasteland of alcoholism?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

:eyepop:

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Someone should tell this jerkoff that if he doesn't like what he is paying... he's free to leave.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I use Chobani Non-fat Plain Greek Yogurt. It has no fat, almost no sugar, and is very high in protein content. A man's yogurt!



I put that stuff in a cup with healthy granola and fresh strawberries to make a beautiful parfait and I proudly take it to work. I'M A MAN AND THIS IS MY PARFAIT AND IT'S GREAT.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Fact: when the Mongol Empire was in it's ascendancy (as in, before conquered lands varied their diet and they were still eating their native food), a mongol warrior's primary source of nutrition was milk and related products. Mongols were all about milk and and yogurt and cheese. Their primary (only, really) alcohol was milk based. Occasionally they had some meat.


If it's manly enough for Genghis Khan it's manly enough for me.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Surprisingly natural.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Filthy Hans posted:

what the gently caress is an "influencer"

It's like "job creator" except somehow even less believable as an argument for why someone is good.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Outrail posted:

Not entirely. A smart and forward thinking young person can decide to go into a modestly to well paying trade that won't destroy their body, thoughtfully invest their earnings instead of blowing it on motorbikes and Hahaha haha sorry

Objection, your honor, blaming the victim.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The current state of US politics can be summed up in two lines.

- The Emperor has no clothes

- The Dems have no balls

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Communist Walrus posted:

Spend more on defense

You know I always thought there was a perverse irony in the fact that during the time period in which the US actually had to (sometimes) defend itself, it was called the Department of War. Then right around the time it became obvious that there was no realistic scenario in which we could be invaded, and that most/all conflicts would be abroad and probably instigated by us, it became the Department of Defense.

Is there any way I can blame capitalism for that?

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Boy if they think we're in the dystopian future already then they better buckle their seat belts!

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