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I see you have an auto loan, would you like to accrue even more substantial debt in the name of conspicuous spending?
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They'll be long gone before any class action lawsuits even get to settlement/trial so I guess anything goes until then.
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Outrail posted:$45,000 for the housekeeping agency, $30,000 for the housekeeper. $20,000 to the housekeeping agency $15,000 to the housekeeper $40,000 in hush money for the illegitimate child
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I think he just means that you should represent yourself as you are at all times which is how he justifies spending all his time in a gimp suit.
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Census bureau too - FYI they're furloughed (Expect for the folks running the 2020 decennial census since it's the mandated part)
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Outrail posted:The former Apple lawyer who was supposed to keep employees from insider trading has been charged with insider trading Takes one to know one
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Screaming Idiot posted:So it's like a fauxlva. More like a sham-el toe
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Newest Lifehack - Engage in Rent-Seeking Behavior!
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Serf posted:mutts are the superior animal to purebreeds in every way imaginable You say that but you can't get mutts that have the Habsburg jaw.
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Look if you aren't getting them into the most prestigious puppy training school by the time they're 1, you're basically already resigning them to a future as a junkyard dog. That's why I paid half a million dollars to a fixer who secured my purebred but dumb as a rock American Staffordshire Terrier an acceptance to UC Barkley
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:if they're already rich and retired then why would they give a gently caress about moving somewhere with a lower income tax Because gently caress you got mine, that's why. They're probably trying to minimize their contribution to the place that allowed them to proliferate now that all their income is passive and not geographically restricted. Frankly I'm surprised they didn't peace out to another country that just doesn't tax non citizen residents. Alucard has issued a correction as of 22:29 on May 9, 2019 |
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fart store posted:i guess i just think it's weird to get pissed about that particular thing when literally almost any other beverage for sale is worse in almost every way except the aesthetic of the package. getting all lathered up about the theoretical hipster you're imagining annoying you at a show you're not at by drinking water yes indeed I'm always put at a certain level of unease by Zephyrhills water because it sounds too much like a bacterium that will kill you.
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Lambert posted:Billion dollar idea: A smart thermos with an app! Sorry, already been done: https://ember.com/products/ember-travel-mug Ember Website posted:Enjoy your coffee or tea longer with the world’s first temperature control smart mug. Designed to be used on the go, the Ember Travel Mug allows you to set your precise drinking temperature. Ember will maintain that temperature for approximately two hours, so your hot beverage is perfect from the first sip to the last drop, wherever you are. And it's only $150!
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If only we can find a way to monetize money...
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Bombadilillo posted:That's a bad thing said God. In the old testament "God is dead. Drink Coca-Cola."
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Also, the only sauce that belongs on a hot dog is Kranch©. If you put any other sauce on there you are literally an incel. Approach me I'm just waiting for them to release the ultimate condiment combination of relish and mustard and its inevitably unfortunate name.
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I'm opening up an etsy store that sells eco-friendly, reusable and safe alternative to paper, plastic, and metal straws that are made out of varnished animal baculums.
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Lambert posted:Is this Utah beers? Yeah I was vehemently in the "Turner" camp.
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https://www.bbc.com/news/business-48882195quote:Work is the main source of a meaningful existence for most people. A mother or dad might be occupied bringing up children for a couple of decades but that doesn't last forever.
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I hope one day my corporate overlord eulogizes the profits I made the zaibatsu at my funeral.
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Missed opportunity in not naming either Apricums. I feel like one of them is undoubtedly as good as the original Robocop, and the other is as bad as Cain when he becomes Robocop 2.
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Is there no "services" section of craigslist anymore? Because that used to be the best place to advertise for people who were willing to come to your house and murder you for only a small fee.
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Glad to see that crypto is finally making its way to timeshares.
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 I like the fact that this isn't marked as an advertisement. Also that the staff made the intern have the byline on the blatant sellout move.
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The Bloop posted:demand for marginally useful apps is entirely inelastic, so this checks out What app did you use to find that out?
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Sauernoggin's tool is just speeding up ocean acidification so he's no hero either.
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Grevling posted:There are definitely good sides to those delivery services but under capitalism it seems like it'll just end up as a kind of high tech servant system where more and more people's jobs are just making the lives of the wealthy more comfortable and convenient. I thought these services were mainly in place to make middle income people feel like they're wealthy to prevent them from revolting against actually wealthy people.
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I'm really hoping it ends up primarily going to provide loans to small businesses because that's assistance and not investment clearly.
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thehoodie posted:North America is really serious about butter/margarine. In Canada, a legal case about margarine is the foundation of criminal law for the whole country. Torte law has since spread across many other cultures.
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boar guy posted:like you mother fucker i haven't missed a rent payment and you haven't spent a loving cent on maintenance in 13 years. the least you could do is wait 6 months Maybe the person he's selling to will be gracious enough to give you the same privilege of paying his mortgage, but at a higher rate and lower upkeep.
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I've already put in my preorder deposit on the new CyberChips
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The Bloop posted:I have the internet printed out and passed to me through a slot in the wall I like to think of it more as a series of glory tubes
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 Other headline which is just as infuriating: "It's not just renters. Landlords are struggling, too"
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We bought a car (new) recently and it wasn't nearly as painful as most of these descriptions. Tried to get as best of an impression of the invoice price, asked for quotes on in stock inventory from places with a note that they had one shot to give me their best offer including all details of our the door price. Some folks never have me anything less than MSRP, others got back a decent number of reasonable responses. I had a couple of dipshits try to tell me they could get me a better deal if I come in, and I told them if they can't promise it in writing then I am not bothering to go in. One guy told me he could have done $500 better than the deal I got if I'd worked with him, and I simply let him know he'd have gotten the business if he'd been paying attention to my original request. Being within 20 miles of like 10 of the same manufacturer dealerships, COVID, and end of the year I think got me a lot more leeway than others might normally get though. 
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Shame Boy posted:He's real life iron man!!!! I think he's more Batman, his main superpower is inheriting a bunch of wealth. Also because I feel like this didn't get enough love earlier... 
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The Nastier Nate posted:We all knew water futures was only a matter of time. 
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