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UnlimitedSpessmans posted:what will be mentioned first, plot twist: they'll bust out that old infographic comparing megatron's wingspan to that of a garage
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Henchman of Santa posted:My dad had Lions season tickets from 2001-06 and took me to probably six games a year. He used to say that I should be grateful for it but sometimes I think I should hold it against him. My stepdad apologizes annually for getting me into the Lions over 20 years ago.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Going to games is fun even if the team is trash. Also it helps you develop better rivalries. I went to a Lions preseason game (in Detroit) a few years back and there was an rear end in a top hat who showed up to the game in a Michael Crabtree jersey that was taunting the rest of the crowd. He started getting into a scuffle with the crowd and people were throwing plastic bottles at him (although some were full of liquid), and finally security came. While he was being escorted out someone cold cocked him in the side of the face. That guy alone made me loathe Michael Crabtree, no matter what team he plays for. Also at another game there was a drunk fat guy in a Doug Flutie jersey (why?) that was talking a ton of poo poo, and was about to get into the same situation but he got way too drunk and ended up falling asleep in his chair. I loving hate Doug Flutie, too.
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The NFL posted:Lol, we don't know, we just throw flags
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American McGay posted:He was hobbling pretty badly. Maybe the drugs just wore off quicker. A Green Bay QB loaded up on painkillers? Why I never...
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nerve posted:Does that mean if ziggy goes next season that the Lions only had Suh, Fairley, and Ansah for their rookie deals? Yeesh dont forget about stephen tulloch lol.
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Lions are going to win the division.
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VJeff posted:No idea who this guy is but anybody named Snacks is okay by me. he owns:  
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Well, still better than most of the trades Millen made. lol
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It's nice getting drunk, trashing the house and going to sleep at 5pm less than 50% of your NFL sundays.
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VJeff posted:Packers Fans: lol how do you keep believing in the Lions lol I'm so glad the packers lost because I don't think I can handle various news outlets sucking his dick about being the second coming non-stop, when really he's just a really good quarterback on an average team. He'd do so much better in pretty much any franchise. The packers are one knee injury away from becoming the Giants.
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NFC NORTH SALE, EVERYTHING MUST GO GO GO YOU GOT PICKS? WE GOT PLAYERS. NO FINANCING, NO CAP WORRIES, JUST GIVE US A CALL AND YOU GOT A TRADE!
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1st round and few 2nd or third rounders. his cap hit isn't worth it on a team that isn't built around only having one good player on the field.
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In the grim darkness of the NFCN, there is only the Bears.
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I said it before: the packers are just one rodgers knee injury away from becoming the Giants. At least the Giants have a running back, though.
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Play posted:Does anyone really think the patriots have more raw talent than the packers? Yes.
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Bears jam it down the Lions' throat and then miss the XP. This is what I was expecting. 
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tinstaach posted:The Lions have 2 Kings of the North!
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SKULL.GIF posted:Cool the Jimmy G thumb injury is serious Nothing but a thug
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What the league didn’t realize is that after assassinating William Clay Ford Sr., his wife Martha would ascend to boss status like a hardcore mafia crime syndicate’s boss’s wife.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:https://twitter.com/davebirkett/status/1067885105753010177 quote:“I was starting to get cranked,” Jim Washburn, the Lions’ defensive line coach at the time, recalled in a phone interview with the Free Press. “And I said this guy is a Jedi. Everybody looked puzzled and Mrs. Ford was sitting there and she couldn’t figure out what the heck a Jedi was. And I said a Jedi, he’s like Yoda. It’s like a Jedi, they see things before they happen, and I said Aaron Donald sees things before they happen. And he’s John Randle. Maybe when it’s all said and done, he’s better than John Randle.” Wish I could've been there when people were trying to explain to Martha Ford what a Jedi was.
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snacks, like all professional athletes who are competitors at the highest level, did not take kindly to some fans getting upset at the lions for not intentionally tranking: https://twitter.com/snacks/status/1071937860637417472
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not only that, but it's dangerous. not playing to your full potential can get you hurt. a half-assed tackle or giving up early on a block can get you injured. never understood the people who wanted teams to tank, but i feel like it probably doesn't really happen at all. teams sometimes just don't play a good game, it happens. i don't really consider it tanking unless the coach fields the third stringers at half-time or some stupid bullshit like that.
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VJeff posted:Feels like the Lions lose two key guys every time they get a win. more blood for the blood god
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Parallelwoody posted:Titus Young got released from prison today, and the lions could use some wideouts. I smell a comeback. titus young used to always post on twitter: "give me a dollar and a ball" and a guy i know used to ask him via twitter a couple times to sub on his flag football team. he declined. that same dude got ocho cinco to show up once, though.
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Mr Hootington posted:Daunte Culpepper!! Remember when he was the Lions QB for almost a whole season?
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Parallelwoody posted:I think most were born into it. They weren't given a choice. my stepfather apologizes to me every december for making me a lions fan as a kid.
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BGrifter posted:Every Lions fan should lie awake in bed at night staring into the void knowing this is all their fault. I do this, and I wish there was a support group for people with my affliction. Stop stigmatizing Lions fandom, people.
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nerve posted:idk why this would surprise anyone, Rodgers is washed Yeah he’s trash now and it will be a downward spiral until he’s Cutler 2.0
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Styles Bitchley posted:Aw and there go the young Lions fans starting to get excited all over again before another season starts. Bless their little hearts. quote:THE LIONS. THE DETROIT MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN LIONS. THE BANE OF MY FAMILY. GENERATIONS RUINED BY A LOYALTY TO AN ORGANIZATION FOREVER UNDONE BY AN UTTERLY MALEVOLENT AND IRRESISTIBLE INCOMPETENCE. WE LOVE THEM AND WE loving DESPAIR
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C-Euro posted:If the Lions will never win a Super Bowl I hope they will at least be good enough to get hot enough at the right time during a season to derail an actual championship-level team's hopes. They did their part with the Pats last season! That's the most I can ask for at any given time. It's nice to get my hopes up once and awhile. In fact, I just get happy when the team has meaningful games to play in December. EDIT: Or November
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This forum is the only discussion forum I can see discuss the Lions without making me want to murder everyone on the internet. gently caress MLive.
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