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"Though the government should not profit from its bad behavior it will. Always. Let today's affirmation of this long standing principle be taken as carte blanche to do whatever you want because we sure as heck won't stop ya."
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terrorist ambulance posted:
Can't wait to buy the published collection of her social media posts about how tough her life has been.
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El_Elegante posted:I think you meant statue 
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Just paid off the bulk of my student loans. $800/month post-tax raise right there Well done.
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joat mon posted:Part 1 of several: A classic.
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Nice piece of fish posted:You all are assuming you get him out of the white house at some point. He might just be the last president you have. Those aren't necessarily different things.
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Pook Good Mook posted:Morrison looks like he wants to die every time he gets asked a question. JD from George Washington. Checks out.
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"Lawyer dies after being shot by gun presented as evidence in court" https://www.news.com.au/finance/wor...8b1a6b7a7b8a4ef
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joat mon posted:If you look at Escape as the Gift of the Magi for the Boomers it makes even more sense. Holy poo poo.
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So I got PSLF. So that's cool.
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Kalman posted:Congrats on being part of the 0.01%! The system works! mastershakeman posted:Congrats, that's like winning the lottery! Were you on ibr the whole time leading up to it? Pretty much yeah, recertifying and submitting employment verification yearly. sullat posted:It went through? Congrats. I'd heard De Vos was slow walking applications for that. It actually only took about 60 days after I applied. I figured they'd try to find a way to deny it, but Christmas miracles do happen.
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Vox Nihili posted:Congrats. How much was forgiven? I wanna see some eye-popping #'s. Nearly a quarter million. IBR didn't even cover the interest payments, so that was higher than the debt I graduated with. Watching that pile up every year with no real guarantee this would work was pretty painful, but it paid off in the end. Eminent Domain posted:Congrats. This decision got made for me when the old company I had got brought out, I was sure it would screw me in some way as all their online records just vanished, but Fedloan was the one who acquired them and it was all integrated seamlessly. This was back before DeVos so lord only knows what would happen now. sullat posted:This part is super-annoying. I sent in the annual re-certification like two months ago and it still hasn't processed. Two to three months was pretty typical for me.
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I got called for jury duty for a criminal trial, honestly answered that I wouldn't be biased in any way (by pure chance I knew neither the prosecutor nor the defense attorney or anything about the case), but got struck by a peremptory from the state. If they didn't actually have much a case it was a smart move because I would have held them to reasonable doubt but if they were just striking me because I'm a defense attorney that was probably dumb of them. Oh well I didn't really want to spend all night working because I was stuck in a jury box all day anyway.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Here's part of a very cool indictment detailing the wonderful "association for justice" types defense lawyers deal with around here. I like the specificity regarding tractor trailers. SlothBear fucked around with this message at 23:50 on Dec 10, 2019 |
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quote:Law Megathread: (the first womp is a higher frequency sound than the second womp).
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Ur Getting Fatter posted:https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-50757383 This really is the end of days jfc.
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Soothing Vapors posted:During his convalescence, Discendo Vox had bookmarked and read for the first time "Law Megathread: Turn Your House Into A Law Degree." He remembered after finishing the first three hundred pages that it occurred to him that he had better stop. He started up and flung his laptop into the fireplace; the laptop struck the barred grate and fell open on the hearth in the fire-light. If DVox had not caught a glimpse of the opening words of the three hundred and first page he should never have finished it, but as he stooped to pick it up his eyes became riveted to the open page, and with a cry of terror -- or perhaps it was of joy so poignant that he suffered in every nerve -- he snatched the laptop from the hearth and crept shaking to his bedroom, where he read it and reread it, and wept and laughed and trembled with a horror which at times assails him yet. This is the thing that troubles him, for he cannot forget Throatwarbler's palace in Dubai, where black stars hang in the heavens. He cannot escape the memory of Phil Moskewitz's New Orleans slave plantation, where the shadows of men's thoughts lengthen in the afternoon, when the twin suns sink into the gulf. His mind will bear forever the memory of the wretched yet inevitable tale of Toona's Demise. Nor can he forget the passages written foretelling the ascendancy of the ancient and monstrous Senior Partner, with her black-tongued hymns about pregnancy. "Everyone's pretty much agreed," DVox whispered into the blackness of his bedchamber, knowing that no one was listening and no one would care. Changed my mind, this for thread title.
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ActusRhesus posted:I felt the need to correct Ah yup. There's your problem. evilweasel posted:https://twitter.com/bradheath/status/1206663193516490753 It's allowed it's just lazy and often ineffective.
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Why go to CSPAM when CSPAM comes to us.
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evilweasel posted:the idea of this attorney sitting quietly in the audience terrified to come forward for about seven minutes while the judge discusses what a fucknut he is reeeeeeeeeally makes me wish i'd gotten to go see this in person Makes me wonder why he didn't just slink out the back. Also I usually roll my eyes at judges using grandiose language and theatrics but in this case it seems pretty warranted. I'd like to see everyone who behaves that way kicked out of the profession.
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Toona the Cat posted:Filed my first entry of appearance for a knucklehead relative who got a DUI. The only explanation left is that this is a benevolent trickster spirit that exists just to bring joy to this thread but also make us realize how dead we are inside for finding this funny.
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echopapa posted:The Chris “long dick of the law” Hook hearing recording is now online! You are a hero.
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Hey guys just skimmed six months of this thread. Best post was when someone said Dallas is a city the way cats is a movie. Also don’t go to law school.
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Just gonna get a plague doctor mask to put everyone at ease.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Son, we live in a world that has pointless paperwork, and that paperwork has to be done by men with expensive fountain pens. Who’s going to do it? You? You, associate Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for those military widows, and you curse tall building partners. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that putting those widows out on the street, while tragic, probably saved some faceless conglomerate hundreds of dollars. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves that client between $20-25 per billable hour. This thread always delivers. 
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Look Sir Droids posted:Lmao anyone still working for DOJ is a clown. They always have been, the circus is just requiring more pies to the face lately.
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EwokEntourage posted:This profession is a racket but I hate a lot of the clients I do work for so I don’t care Feel like this is some sort of lawyer rallying call.
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Nice piece of fish posted:Just lol if you think the rule of law exists as anything other than a tool in the service of fascist/capitalist oppressors, just lmao Hey now the Magna Carta was a step in the right direction.
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Phil Moscowitz posted:Also this guy has the brain of a loving slow loris or something and he’s arguing for the president in front of the Supreme Court lol We're not really talking about the sort of people who are used to actually answering questions here. His notes probably just said "say Ginsburg is a terrible judge."
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Look Sir Droids posted:Why does anyone post Asking the real questions.
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Hi, let's not post pictures of corpses. Thanks.
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blarzgh posted:You know, I've taken four or five stabs at it over the course of my life and I still remain of the stalwart opinion that philosophy is all loving horseshit That's because it is.
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I simply started to long for the sweet release of death, that way if they kill me I win.
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Nice piece of fish posted:Become norwegian, it's great! What degree do I need for that.
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terrorist ambulance posted:The intersection of capitalism and protestantism that results in American grind culture is death cult loving psychosis Law thread, where "you're weird and stupid" is somehow still dangerously optimistic.
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I blame those of you who post in D&D for this lame troll following you home.
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blarzgh posted:I'm licking peanut butter off these posts See now this is a good post. Way to bring it back.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Pretty sure it was Ashley Feinberg and she broke down all of the audio stuff to figure out he left his mic on and had lunch during his questioning. And they say journalism is dead.
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