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 VICPOL UPDATE:  Another month, another poo poo show from our 45th Federal Parliament of Australia. Let's see the players, and whether any of them will last the month:  Liberal Party: The main partner in the Liberal-Nationals Coalition that's running the daily mess of the government. Scott Morrison accidentally became Prime Minister when he didn't challenge Malcolm Turnbull for leadership, it wasn't his fault, fair dinkum. So far ScoMo has become a bit of a Tony Abbott-lite, being a bit of a Bible basher as well as making Captain Calls like moving the Australian Embassy in Israel to Jerusalem. Of course his own popularity and the popularity of the party have taken a huge hit as no one other than the right wing media is liking this.  The Nationals: The party for the  The Labor Party: Not the Labour Party, cos the people who started this party thought that the American spelling was more fancy. The main opposition in Parliament, lead by Bill Shorten, who spends most of his time being a small target so hopefully the media won't attack him and go for ScoMo instead. The party of the people, as long as you are a left leaning lawyer or from uni student politics. Got a great chance of winning the next election, but there's always the chance that they'll screw something up and either just scrape in or lose it.  The Greens: The  Pauline Hanson's Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Mutter Party: A horrible Queensland right wing party lead by equally horrible right wing Queenslander Pauline Hanson. You know that great-uncle who loves the White Australian Policy, wants National Service brought back and the non-whites kicked out of the country? Well that's those views made into a party. It seemed for a little while in 2016 that PHON actually may be alive again and ready to take over states like WA, but thanks to infighting, dual citizen issues and Pauline's massive ego, the party is pretty much dead again. However we have this party to thank for loving awful (read: Queensland) people like Fraser Anning and Malcolm Roberts.  And the real leader of Australia: Rupert Murdoch. Ruler of the right wing media in Australia, Murdoch has been king maker for Australia since Whitlam's days. However it looks like the old fart's media is losing their grip on most Australian's political views, with most polls going against the view him and his band of racist journalists want Australia to go. Hopefully the next Federal Election will kill off the influence that News Corpse has over media and politics. Other Politics stuff: This month also has the Victorian State Election happening on the 24th. Four more years for Dandrews. Praise for Dandrews. Dandrews all knowing, all level crossing removing. Keep up with your regular David Pope political cartoon updates here: https://www.canberratimes.com.au/national/act/david-pope-20120214-1t3j0.html You Am I fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Nov 25, 2018 |
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JBP posted:It's ok to Barnaby It's never ok to Barnaby, especially around females
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Nov 2, 2018 11:27
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Whitlam posted:Definitely not the absolute worst, imo. I'd struggle to pick an absolute worst (it would probably depend on the day) but gun to my head I might be inclined to go with Eric Abetz.
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Nov 2, 2018 23:45
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Holy poo poo today's Pope:
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Nov 2, 2018 23:50
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Dandrew's Election Platform: Level Crossing removals, Royal Commission into Mental Health Support, support for more booze and food Matty Guy: Duuurrrrrrr Alpha gangs we need cops to shoot criminals on spot, Labah waste Herald Sun: With Guy's election platform, why would you even think of choosing Dandrews?
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Nov 3, 2018 08:01
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The Peccadillo posted:Who was the victorian gun humper guy who murdered his family the other day? Was he with these dogs? I think he was the either the President or at least a part of the gun club in his area
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Nov 3, 2018 09:37
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Anidav posted:Queensland is strong, aka The Sunshine State, The Smart State, The State of Fear. Fake news 
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Nov 3, 2018 12:17
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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:What us going on in that first picture? Ah Queensland. Probably tries to filter out the fluoride in their water. hambeet posted:gently caress he's gonna run for parliament
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Nov 4, 2018 08:50
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Anidav posted:Is it just me or is it as time passes the more brain spiders occupy Scott Morrison's brain He just turns into Alf Stewart
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Nov 5, 2018 03:50
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snoremac posted:Doesn’t Guy have mafia ties? He had a lobster with a mobster
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Nov 5, 2018 06:17
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hambeet posted:Yep, and she's said she wants an urgent briefing on the eligibilty of Dutton and Crewther. 
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Nov 5, 2018 07:58
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hidys posted:I wonder what Matthew Guy thinks of this whole scomobile poo poo. He must be relieved to have him out of the state he is surely distracting people from his own campaign. Matty probably doesn't want a repeat of this: 
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Nov 5, 2018 10:24
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Anidav posted:I tried to explain Matthew Guy and his Mafia links to Queenslanders and alot of them said it was fake news and I linked them articles and theirs response was that Fairfax is fake news. Yeah, well, Queenslanders are gonna Queensland dude
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Nov 5, 2018 12:53
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That was a quick backflip. Did anyone watch last night's Four Corners on the *deep scary voice* Apex Gang violence in Victoria? Was it a hit job or did they actually make some effort to debunk the bullshit that the Herald Sun and Guy Matthew... I mean Matthew Guy, have been pedalling?
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Nov 5, 2018 23:30
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How can you slow down something that has obviously stalled?
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Nov 6, 2018 01:27
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simmyb posted:I had completely forgotten Ted balleiaueu even existed until I saw this photo That's Denis Naptime... I mean Napthine
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Nov 6, 2018 05:45
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Chicken Parmigiana posted:The Melbourne Cup is like your wedding day with all your awful extended family invited, except replace the week of passionate meaningful sex afterwards with someone shooting a horse. Well....that's one way of putting it
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Nov 6, 2018 07:42
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lol the grimace on Matty Guy's face when he told the media that ScoMo was coming down to Victoria
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Nov 6, 2018 09:11
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hambeet posted:Source Tonight's ABC news. There's no clip of it on their website That 730 segment on Rupert Murdoch was awful. Got a pack of Murdoch butt kissers to sing his praises.
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Nov 6, 2018 10:00
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Anidav posted:Lmao this thread is great. A good OP makes a good thread, I say.
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Nov 6, 2018 11:45
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Anidav posted:NSW worst state? No because One Nation came from your state and Fraser Anning
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Nov 6, 2018 22:56
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Ah, this is a start of a
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At least our mob don't pull the mid week bullshit for elections like the US and UK
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Nov 7, 2018 02:11
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GoldStandardConure posted:too bad they didn't kill each other drat I need to find that newspaper vox pop image froglet posted:When I'm old and crazy I'd totally be down for buying/borrowing cars and blocking in political vehicles. Why wait?
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Nov 7, 2018 07:35
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JBP posted:poo poo did anyone mention that Leyonhjelm has been ordered to pay SHYs current costs and the case is proceeding? Yeah, I think on the previous page. Lionhat has gotta be foaming from the mouth at the moment. Good.
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Nov 7, 2018 12:09
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bowmore posted:that sounds fine to me bowmore posted:I can’t afford red meat at it’s current prices anyway Yes, and let's make the diets of the poor or not well off worse with putting a massive tax on a regularly consumed food product.
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Nov 7, 2018 12:44
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bowmore posted:No, I just can't afford meat most of the time (when someone isn't paying for hello fresh for me)  bowmore posted:meat is murder, it shouldn't come cheap or be a treat tbh Ah, now I get it. Just because I don't like something, everyone else has to. Good job Herr Diktator
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Nov 8, 2018 00:20
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Anidav posted:Imagine being politically assassinated by Eric Abetz It's an Abetz family trait
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Nov 8, 2018 03:58
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The Before Times posted:I mean, uh, there's no ethical consumption under capitalism. carry on, comrade.  Anidav posted:I want a NSW spill Go undermine your own state's Labor Party first before going after others
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Nov 8, 2018 04:32
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The Before Times posted:Maybe we should just do what we can reasonably do to mitigate things. If you can't afford to cut out meat in general, just cut out red meat. If you can't afford to cut out red meat for whatever reason, then that's ok too. There's probably other stuff you can do but jfc don't make other people guilty because they can't make the same sacrifices as you for whatever reason. Sorry Mith, it's all or nothing
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Nov 8, 2018 04:52
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Anidav posted:make NSW a good state.
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Nov 8, 2018 07:20
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Anidav posted:Badham is a good journalist.
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Nov 8, 2018 09:51
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MysticalMachineGun posted:SSMG just did a huge fart for a 3 month old, a good omen for what's to come She has perfectly critiqued YOUR POASTING 
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Nov 8, 2018 10:06
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MysticalMachineGun posted:It turned out to be a big poo 
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Nov 8, 2018 10:17
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Anidav posted:Kangaroo is the only meat that comes close to a 5 star health rating and we put them on coins rather than cull them like stalks of wheat to consume them like the giant horny jumping rats they are. Spoken like a true environment destroying Queenslander
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Nov 8, 2018 11:05
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Q&A sucked Your kid's brown note perfectly summed up the episode
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drunkill posted:Greyhound racing is now banned in Melbourne Link? EDIT: Arsehole. Oh jolly, yet another shooting in America https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-08/californian-mass-shooting-bar-multiple-fatalities/10479602
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NTRabbit posted:Google gave me lovely search results and I was on my way out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs
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