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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Dinosaur Gum
Who, I tell you. Who in all of this hosed world could have expected a white guy to just flip out and kill people?!

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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mod sassinator posted:

Schumer literally hears voices in his head. Get that gently caress out of any position of power.

And they aren't even useful voices like "Children shouldn't suffer, Chuck" or "I am angry at the sins on display from the right". He's got little decorum demons constantly going on about "We need more tax breaks for the wealthy. Soon, Chuckieboy, soon those valuable racist votes could turn democrat and the non-whites will accept it if you just won!"

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Ague Proof posted:

It was a concern against Mondale. Reagan showed early evidence of donkeybrains in their first debate, but he managed to own the issue with a scripted witticism.

Second debate:

MODERATOR: "You already are the oldest President in history, and some of your staff say you were tired after your most recent encounter with Mr. Mondale. I recall, yes, that President Kennedy, who had to go for days on end with very little sleep during the Cuba missile crisis. Is there any doubt in your mind that you would be able to function in such circumstances?"

REAGAN: "Not at all, Mr. Trewhitt and I want you to know that also I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit for political purposes my opponent's youth and inexperience."

MODERATOR: "Mr. President, I'd like to head for the fence and try to catch that one before it goes over."

Reagan could be trained, Trump will likely forget his own name on stage and in front of a camera.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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AlBorlantern Corps posted:

All those kids probably spent their formative teenage years watching PewDiePie and JonTron.

maybe we should just kill the internet and start over.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Zwabu posted:

He's running. Or should.

He'll probably have to run from people maybe in his own family attacking him for saying this now.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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This is everyone who goes on about supporting troops until when it matters.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Avirosb posted:

For the uninitiated, Trump owns a winery.

And hopefully his grapes are on fire, but the actual plant's just selling his own piss just fine.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Hieronymous Alloy posted:

He also got California's Prop 8 against gay marriage overturned, and sits on the board of the Federalist Society. He's basically "briefly tempting" on the libertarian chart:




Um, excuse me sir, but that's out of date. The revised version is the only one that matters as its just everyone is Creepy.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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RaySmuckles posted:

do you all remember when obama was going to revoke Fox News' white house press pass?

i seem to remember everyone thinking that was a good thing

And CNN defended them. But is Fox returning the favor here?

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Dinosaur Gum
Was Obama constantly going on about how journalism is the enemy of the people and needed to be "taken care of"? Was Obama praising dems that physically attacked journalists?

Because if not, there is a vast difference between Obama justifiably saying Fox News is in fact politically slanted propaganda out to make him the literal loving devil and Trump banning CNN because his entire politicalmodus operandi is about attacking anything that is and isn't obedient to him.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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No, his battle still isn't done yet as slavery and racism still runs rampant in this country by other names.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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paternity suitor posted:

Ding ding ding

Womanizing and cheating were bad when Bill Clinton did it. That's a sign of being an alpha to chuds now.

Beyond that, the actual ideas and ideology don't matter either. Trump could turn around tomorrow and say that M4A and $15 national minimum wages are good and chuds would support it. They are literally supporting tariffs, something Bernie Sanders might have proposed in 2015. This is the party is allegedly the "free trade" party. Ideas don't matter.

My only hope with Trump, in the beginning, was that by all accounts he needs to be loved by everyone, so if he felt the tides turning against him, he might turn against Republicans and just pass poo poo that Democrats want because its popular. Not because he believes in it or cares; he's a nihilist he doesn't give a poo poo, but just to be liked. I'm still not willing to rule it out, and if he did heel turn on the GOP he'd get re-elected in a landslide in 2020.

Except he's also a narcissist and wants people to slobber his toadstool constantly, which his aides and nazi circle does at any opportunity, while also pointing out at all the dissident lefts and minorities he could trample on to feel good about himself. They would never let him consider the idea of passing left wing poo poo to look good for a moment because their entire party is trained to smell and scream socialism at the mere whiff of social progress. Well not unless the dems also got a majority in the senate and he truly became lame duck, but he'd already be dreading impeachment at that stage.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Dinosaur Gum
We used to call this Netflix and Chill, but no one is really chill in the late 2010s.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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So what could Mueller, or for pure chaotic fun, Trump's staff, charge Assy with? WaPo was fear mongering WHAT IF HE'S BEING CHARGED WITH TELLING THE TRUTH, but there's also a good likelihood that he loving hack and stole to get that info.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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AlBorlantern Corps posted:

I didn't steal that information! I BOUGHT that information! Using money THAT I STOLE!

Probably some cybercrime, probably some drug/underage poo poo, maybe just to burn him as the man WHO STOLE THE 2018 MIDTERMS FOR THE DEMS!

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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So what this craziness I'm hearing about people just funneling money into Iraq or Vietnam because Bitcoin is bombing? Is this a really obvious ploy from the Rs to make their base pump money into Iraq and set it up for another smash and grab invasion?

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Helen Highwater posted:

Nature will still reclaim the planet, it will just be a very different kind of nature to what we have now. We'll have things like those worms that live in sub-oceanic sulphur vents living on the Great Acid Plains of what used to be Kansas.

You will never get rid of humanity, it will always come back until it finally destroys the earth.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Trump exists in a perpetual state of the 1980s. He needs his dad to pat him on the head for being Time Person of the Year. He needs to get the idea of Obama constantly laughing at him out of his head, but every other memory fades except this greatest of insults. Even on his death bed, Obama will be there. Laughing at him. Always laughing!

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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I think if you hooked up a Trump Rally with like a poo poo ton of laughing gas, Trump will rage stroke if all of his adoring fans just wouldn't stop yukking at him.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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skylined! posted:

This fun gag is also known as a terrorist attack.

That definition changes in America depending on how many white racists are involved, especially if one of his dumb rear end kids does it.

Jr and Eric take the fall while Barron smiles.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Oh good, the Trump wife is going back to Liberty to act like she's gonna do poo poo about Opioid addictions that will stop it. Go back to DC and stay in your weird closet.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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feedmyleg posted:

Surely by now you realize that Trump is enough of an amoral idiot that he doesn't need any outside reason.

His outside reason is that Saudis pay for his businesses. He's said the quiet part out loud, multiple times even. He is president bribes that may or may not forget how much money you gave him.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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There is nothing more liberal than Hillary loving Clinton trying to appeal to Trump voters that are actively going to call for her treason trials and public execution come 2020.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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FlamingLiberal posted:

Look at this point they need to lock her up for like 3 days for being a goddamn moron and losing an election to Donald loving Trump

I thought being regulated to rich grandma exile was enough but, no, she apparently wants more public humiliation after 2016.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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FlamingLiberal posted:

The reality is, if she wants to she can never go away because she still has some influence in the party, and the Clintons as a whole still have influence.

If she actually does try to run, I hope to god its just an act to be smoke screen for whoever gets the nom and she politely bows out.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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enraged_camel posted:

So I had a thought recently that terrified me.

After Trump leaves office, there will be absolutely nothing preventing him from selling top secret information for personal profit. I mean he's already using the office of the president to enrich himself. So we can absolutely expect him to continue doing so, except this time without the constant spotlighting from the media.

This is kind of why a treason trial and criminal punishment is necessary, among other reasons. He's a giant threat to national security more so than W because he will just blurt out to anyone who pays him the bare amount of bribes and/or flattery from an IMPORTANT PERSON.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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THE FOREIGN HORDES ARE CRUSHING EUROPE.

Crushing it.

*we gotta sound more racist.*

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Fritz Coldcockin posted:

This and that prick in Florida who lost his Congressional race then got all huffy when Trump poo poo on him make me laugh. You motherfuckers knew EXACTLY who and what he was; don't lie.

The fact that the media still tries to cater to the racists who realize they were burned just because they're still right wing is what's really frustrating. Its like the other end of "The Nice Nazi down the street" stories that have a pity party for a loving fash.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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What are the odds Trump is dumb enough to try to even imply some kind of violence towards GM if they don't build new plants? Successful or being subtle don't matter, just if he actually tries to pull an "enemy of the people" on a richie rich.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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I mean, Paulie also squealed, even if he lied about it. Trump has no use to bail him out now, just expect him to take the fall for him - which Manaford might not if it conflict what his Russian friends would want to him to never say.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Ague Proof posted:

Angela Nagle wrote a book you may be familiar with called Kill All Normies, concerning radicalization and the alt-right. Recently she wrote an article calling for "The Left Case against Open Borders."



This was inevitable.

Tucker can't figure out which direction the right wants to blow in next and thus he is constantly perplexed on why he doesn't have a slave plantation, and the poo poo that is constantly coming in his ear.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Fart City posted:

I mean, sure.

Like Elvis now.

I'm pretty sure Elvis now is much more thinner and presentable than the bloated combover.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Dinosaur Gum
Also they don't want him to cause a recession/depression this quickly and before most of them could actually cash out.

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Oct 17, 2012

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nine-gear crow posted:

Mother don’ llow no hall deckin’ round here ♪

NO KISSES. NO HAND HOLDING. NO BREATHING FROM NON MALES THAT TAIN'T MARRIED.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Dinosaur Gum
Thirty/Thirty from Bravestarr.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Z. Autobahn posted:

Hillary’s not going to run because literally every person in the world knows she won’t win, and she doesn’t have the appetite for yet another humiliating public loss. A vanity run makes sense if you’re trying to get a message out or build a brand, but she’s doing neither. The only reason she’d run is if she genuinely thought she could win, and while Hillary is a lot of bad things, she’s not cuckoo bananas delusional.

She has the clout and the stubbornness, but she may pull an Obama with Trump and just wait another 4 years.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Ate My Balls Redux posted:

Pretend I put handclap emojis between each word here.

For real though, this is the type of situation where no compromise should be possible.

Well there's your problem, because most of the current management for the dems is of the belief that compromise with devils and child rapists is just how "good politics" occurs.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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pokie posted:

How does the trap work?

You know how Manaford is a sack of poo poo that will lie and cheat no matter what? Set up a way for him to royally gently caress himself doing this exact thing and implicate Trump, while giving yourself the opportunity to make public record of the kind of questions you can easily prove both he and Trump lie about.

Its basically setting up a way for a pig to cut its own head off by setting a door to a troth up to like a shotgun or a guillotine blade.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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Dinosaur Gum
Family Guy loves to make a rapist likable and use rape in general as a punch line or a gag, among other 80s style punching downwards humor on racial stereotypes and random shock violence. It'll try to pretend its better than it is with like some weird melodramatics over a dog staying dead for a while or dumb time travel plots, but its not so vile ren and stimpy kind of humor for aging gen Xers and adult swim stoners that made it a perfect rebound on Fox.

It may have loved to rag on Dubya back in the day, but this is the same show that said the world would die in some kind of right wing apocalypse if 9/11 didn't happen. Too bad he thought the ring leader would be W.

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

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nimby posted:

Too bad their policy doesn't extend to verbal diarrhea.

Or realize he is just a walking bag of poo poo. Maybe at least clean out the fluid build up in his skull.

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