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jemand
Sep 19, 2018

DrPossum posted:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Are you sure?

Like, can you just double check quick?

I saw one of those photoshopped Trump pics yesterday and for a second it was like my brain flipped out and forgot all the context of HOW we got here and just boggled for a few minutes on the absurdity of it all.

Donlad Turmp is President.

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jemand
Sep 19, 2018


Birb :swoon:

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Mrs. Dash posted:

Well it would be an operation managed by post WW2 US military leadership so it would be handled extremely incompetently and fueled by completely unwarranted hubris plus Trump would be at the top of the pyramid loving it up even more so I assume the end result would be Venezuela annexing Florida.



Termp!!

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Bert Roberge posted:

Weird how democrats have to abide by the CBO but republicans can just ignore it.

Who exactly is enforcing this "have to"?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Bert Roberge posted:

Screeching republicans usually.

That's just delicious sounds of victory. Enjoy it, don't try to make it stop.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

do we have a trump counter on how many times people post trump?

anyways, trump.

TRUMP

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Market will go up somehow

Number go up, Number go down. This is all good for.....


trruuumpo!

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Epic High Five posted:

i was looking for a weed leafblower gif but found this, which is better, so im gonna share it instead ur welcoem



This is great, raking America great again to avoid forest fires, and then having a nice BBQ'd shed.

Wholesome 'murican pastimes! I dunno where the guns are tho.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


the world is truly run by idiots

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

NofrikinfuN posted:

How do these morons keep doing this?

No personal consequences for them.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

FabioClone posted:

His residence is a hexagonal, shed style mansion he dubbed Westwind,[8] located in Bedford, New Hampshire, just outside Manchester. The house has at least four different levels and is very eclectically conceived, with such things as hallways resembling mine shafts, 1960s novelty furniture, a collection of vintage wheelchairs, spiral staircases and at least one secret passage, an observation tower, a fully equipped machine shop, and a huge cast-iron steam engine which once belonged to Henry Ford built into the multi-story center atrium of the house which Kamen is working to convert into a Stirling engine-powered kinetic sculpture.

I would like this house. If I ever am rich and wealthy and can build whatever house I desire, it would sound quite a lot like that one.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

lorn Wayne posted:

ok step 1: oppose all tax hikes while still a temporarily embarrassed millionaire

Eh, my fallback option is a tarp shack under the bridge by the river, so I'm cool either way tbh.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

DrPossum posted:

How about Puero Rico becomes a state and also we redraw state lines

Ok but only if DC also becomes a state.

You are killing it with the campaigning in the last few pages, too bad capybaras don't have US birth certificates and thus are unqualified to be presidents.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018


Maybe we should do universal health care like actual first world countries do, instead of whatever the absolute worst nonsense possible except for no plan at all?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Wolfsheim posted:

You guys say Hillary is bad but what if it somehow comes down to a choice between her and Howard schultz and also suicide isn't an option for some reason

What happened to donlad tumbo??!!!???? He is not a presidential candidate anymore in this dark hypothetical?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Spergin Morlock posted:

see, this is why you'll never be president. while you were weighing your options, howard schultz was out there executing

:thermidor:

?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Mayor Dave posted:

Redistribute billionaires heads from their bodies

If they don't want a 70% tax on the top of their incomes, than we'll just take a 13% tax off the top of their statures.

:thermidor:

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Zikan posted:

turning a big dial taht says "Centrism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

the audience does not approve.

Or have they ejected the heckler(s) yet?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

campfire posted:

pretty sure security has removed everyone who heckled up to this point which was several people

Extremely disappointed in that audience if there is anyone left then. Also the security for not then also heckling. Come on guys, you can do better!

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

beto sex cramp posted:

AOC comes in wearing a Dunkin Donuts basketball jersey, slams a balloon full of hot coffee on howard schultz, bursting all over his sleepy old head. AOC crotch chops @ the camera and sparks a joint

Then she'll start dancing and all the chud heads will explode.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

beto sex cramp posted:

i can't believe how boring that was. i thought i was going to die.

wait am i dead?

Well, this is hell, so maybe?

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

DrPossum posted:

Romney killed a woman with his car

But did he have formative experiences with Frenchmen at Normandy???!

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Jewel Repetition posted:

"tech companies should get together to determine a solution"

The wall will spontaneously burst into flame and require weekly firmware upgrades.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

TotalHell posted:

if nothing else comes of this ill really enjoy the fact that Schultz was just repeatedly poo poo on and owned by basically every not-rich, non-media person

The only sad thing about this is he will literally be unaware of that fact because billionaires only ever hang out with and listen to rich, media people and sycophants. Anytime the bubble starts slipping in comes another sycophant hoping for a few additional dollars falling their way to shore up the illusion again.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Serf posted:

god drat donald trump is president

Are you sure? Still? I thought it was a dream.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

ex post facho posted:

i cant believe i just blanked out the romney dog story

lol thats loving disgusting, im glad seamus poo poo all over their car but poor dog gently caress :smith:

Poor doggy. Pet your pets in Seamus's memory. (also keep them warm and out of ridiculous winds)

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TURMP TURPM TUJUURRRMMMMP!!!!

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

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jemand
Sep 19, 2018

An Apple A Gay posted:

baby its trump outside

very rapey

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

dont be mean to me posted:

your commitment to the revolution is in need of assistance, comrades

this is a joke and possibly a metajoke
we have perfectly good salt flats


The hot springs will be fine. Quick googling comes up with headlines of the sort: "Man Who Fell Into Yellowstone Hot Spring Completely Dissolved Within A Day"

Such a short digestion time will certainly allow all the necessary billionaires to be sacrificed properly.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

ex post facho posted:

a woman i knew used to be a part of an advocacy group for tennessee walking horses and they absolutely brutalize those animals to get that gait, too. caltrops and mustard paste into the horse hoof are common :smith:

:killing:

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

sinnesloeschen posted:

gently caress is a caltrop

I didn't know. I looked it up. loving hell, people. Sticking this in a hoof??!

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

ex post facho posted:

also not to go tok much further on this but its called "soring" and its sad and gross as gently caress

Humanity was a bad idea. Sorry world. Don't worry, we'll destroy ourselves very soon.

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

DrPossum posted:

Hey, watch it. There's kids in here.

that is just bad parenting

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Uncle Wemus posted:

Is that recent? My god hes ballooning

piss and inflation, that's what he's into

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

dont be mean to me posted:

the high priestess of the prison-industrial complex

jemand
Sep 19, 2018

Pomp posted:

when the climate collapses the boomers are gonna blame it on millenials and socialists

because we stopped following God.

(I've literally been told this was the cause of extreme weather. By someone who'd just finished "debunking" global warming)

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jemand
Sep 19, 2018


So the average white wealth at the youngest age recorded.... is roughly on par with the maximum that black households are able to accumulate after forty years? Estate tax time. And free college. And, like a lot of other things needed.

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