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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

That's basically a dril tweet. :aaaaa:

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
That's on the same level as Dril's "no".

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I feel personally attacked

There are more years between grunge and now than between grunge and disco.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
The gently caress is a wife guy?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

No-one show this to the pornhub owner lest "Plausible deniability that you're jacking it to serial killers" becomes the next "(step-)relative incest porn" in the parade of horrors that is modern life.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
I can't wait for the account to be closed and dril's main account to post a sticky "of course it was just me tweeting on an alt. You buffoons. You idiot bitch fuckers".

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
That's some grade-A dogging action right there.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

She's watching with subtitles on. They're included in screenshots she posts in later tweets.

It's pretty loving weird how hard it is for some goons to realize that other people grew up with different cultural touchstones than they did. :iiam:

Yup. People who saw Indiana Jones in theaters are old enough to start having grandkids.No poo poo that some young people haven't seen your grandpa movies. I understand the urge to call people out on it when you think they're full of poo poo, but as Spock once said to the Replicant crew of the Nostromo in Tron, the droids you are looking for these are not.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Push El Burrito posted:

It's nice but later that match he slams Mankind through the roof of the cell down to the mat. That one always stands out to me more than the time in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Let's compromise and say that the match contains the greatest spot AND the greatest botch in wrestling history.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
It's a Bunnings sausage sizzle. :colbert:

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Tambaloneus posted:



... VINTAGE edition?! :corsair:

They released a new edition without the train cake.

It didn't go well.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

The weirdest part of that ad to me is how firmly it's stuck in our collective consciousness. I did a deep dive a year or two back, out of curiosity, and apparently that ad is the origin of the

"(I'm/My name is) <rapper name>
And I'm here to say
<something something something
that rhymes with 'say'>"

pattern that pops up in rap pastiche all the time. I couldn't find a single instance of that pattern appearing before the 1992 ad (although rappers introducing themselves at the beginning of their bit dates back to the 70s).

I'm aware of that pastiche and I'm Australian: we don't even have fruity pebbles, let alone that commercial.

Our collective pop culture consciousness is weird.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

You know, it really surprised me that pro wrestling and public attitudes to it haven't quite yet evolved to be as queer/progressive as gently caress. It's got ridiculous outlandish pageantry with people performing in a variety of almost cartoonish personas and is theatrical at its core. Maybe I'm just conflating because the only other spectator sport I generally care to watch, roller derby, shares a lot of the theatricality and persona-based stuff and is basically a huge draw for the rainbow crowd, I dunno.

Regardless, the fact that one promotion has both a transgender women's champion and a drag queen wrestler who is positioned as a face, that another has a woman as their world champion, and that intergender matches in general are becoming more of a thing as of late, is heartening. Can you imagine any of that happening just 20 years ago during the Attitude era where the women's (sorry, Diva's) division consisted of bullshit like bra and panties matches?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Moon Slayer posted:

Vagina Monolith 5 is where the series really lost its way, imo.

It found it again in #69.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

dialhforhero posted:

I, uh, am choosing house 1 because, uh, I want to sleep with Dame Judi Dench.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

goatsestretchgoals posted:

FYI there are 6 panels in that comic.

Fittingly, it still functions well even with the end bit cut off.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Y'all are about to get your own Tian An Men, aren't you. :(

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Platystemon posted:

Now the cops can’t pull the trigger or they’ll hurt Big Daddy’s re‐election prospects, and they wouldn’t want that. :ohdear:

I have bad news for you about the state of American politics.

Breetai has a new favorite as of 09:11 on May 29, 2020

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Son of Rodney posted:

Like how the gently caress is that budget real. Who in their right mind would defend this.

RationalCandidate uses Budget Reduction on the LAPD!
(It's not very effective)

BootLicker uses Campaign Ad on RationalCandidate!
It's super effective!
RationalCandidate gains status effect "Not tough on crime"
RationalCandidate faints!

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

luxury handset posted:

yeah it's the RHQQ2 that sticks in my mind

i used this pirated xp key for my entire undergrad. blessed sequence

It's a real "hello old friend" moment.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

bob dobbs is dead posted:

just strong close friendship is a thing that an eyepoppin number of western peeps dont have, especially dudes

this is not a natural state of life! random rear end trubesmen in buttfuck papua new guinea have it disgustingly better than we do in this domain!

bob dobbs is dead posted:

jbuttfuck papua new guinea

Not the best example to use when discussing close platonic relationships. :laugh:

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Mauser posted:

decriminalize horny for personal use, but still punish those with intent to distribute horny


Milo and POTUS posted:

The horny dealers are victims too

I don't want to live in a world where I can only get legal horny from government-run horny distribution centres, so how about we keep distribution legal for horny that you've produced yourself. That way otherwise vulnerable horny producers are protected and can earn a living, but potentially exploitative horny middlemen like pimps and pornographers are kept in check.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

She's the only one who could nail it.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
For sale: Hogan shoes. Meat filled.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Legitimately amazing moment, and caused my girlfriend (who had never seen a Godzilla film and didn't know about the laser breath at all) to jump off the couch cheering.

That movie was so much better than it had any right to be, with the glaring flaw that Brian Cranston wasn't the protagonist.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:

Columbo is blood.

Transitive property: Columbo is anime.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

The walking stick. :3:

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

It's always fun when people ask if I have any relatives who fought in World War II, and I respond that my grandpa fought in Africa and here's a cool US-army-issue fork he brought back from the war.

My family is Italian. First generation Australian immigrants.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Look, it's quite simple: the biggest number exists in quantum superposition between the marks on your mother's scale and on her bedpost.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Platystemon posted:

idgi

How is this Loss and/or a political compass?

Swap the top right and bottom right ones and have strong negative feelings about live births, I guess.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Wannabe by the Spice Girls is a quarter of a century old as of a fortnight ago.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

rodbeard posted:

It's such a dumb name. Without any context I would have assumed somebody calling themselves gender critical would be against the traditional concept of gender binary and pro trans rights.

That's precisely why it's not a dumb name. "Trans-exclusionary" rightly sounds like it's steeped in bigotry, whereas "Gender Critical" sounds like maybe they're approaching the issue with some sort of considered thought or science to back them up. A "we're not frothing reactionary bigots, we have thought long and carefully about our views (about how trans people don't deserve rights)" kinda deal.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Of nothing else we are successful at metastasizing into phenomenally toxic communities whenever we expel our worst elements.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Subjunctive posted:

You’re right, that is pretty dumb.

E: wait, but it’s dumb in the opposite way to what I was saying, I think? I’m saying that you can call the mosaic Turkish because it is in Turkey, just as you can call the Alps Italian because they’re in Italy. Or did I mix that up in an even dumber way?

"Subjunctive, would you like to drink some of this champagne?"

"I have neither the time nor the money to take the flight to France that doing so would require."

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Beartaco posted:

Starship Troopers is a movie where they prance around in literal SS uniforms, have a fun time fighting an alien menace and then ultimately save the day and become heroes. If it was intended as satire, it's bad satire and I don't blame anyone for not picking up on it, unlike Fight Club.

If you saw the scene where the recruitment officer says "joining the Rangers is what made me the man I am today" and then immediately swivelled in his chair to reveal that he was missing 3 of his limbs, and you didn't pick up it was satire, then you're dense enough that light bends around you.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
So what did the CDC do that has America up in arms ATM?

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Sheesh, what a sourpuss.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
The yelp that it elicited from me woke my cat, how dare u.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Boba Pearl posted:

Its literally the entirety of the plot of the intro of the game.

The elden ring was broken, and the family tore it apart, and fought over the shatters until the tarnished returned to reunite the ring.

I had no idea of any of this, which made the tonal whiplash completely batshit.

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

Warning: Extremely graphic.
https://twitter.com/darrenmudra/status/1502443084021383170?s=21

I still have never seen Robocop, so you can imagine my confusion my first seeing this video out in the wild. I was really disappointed to learn its from a fan remake!

You should correct this immediately because it's an excellent movie.

Like, one of the all time great satires of the 80's, but also one of the all time great straight up action films as well.

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