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Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Or, y'know,

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Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

That might be good enough for the think tank circuit, but not for the MIC grift leagues.

The compass needs a $3 million computer system which automatically flips the labels round (and which doesn't work half the time, requiring regular servicing from a Lockheed-certified contractor).

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Alpha 1 posted:

Highlights of Taiwanese reserve training include:
- Old, worn out equipment
- Nonsensical battle plans that haven't changed in decades
- No connection between reserve training and what reservists originally did in the military
- No training in basic skills like tactics or first aid
- Not everyone getting a chance to practice shooting a gun
- People who get a chance to shoot a gun barely having any bullets

- The guns they practice with aren't sighted in correctly
- They aren't taught how to adjust the sights

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Weka posted:

Looks like you're right as far as deaths go.



Wow, helicopters really put in the work for the Taliban.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

KomradeX posted:



Neoliberalism is unable to do rationing, for this reason. It will.entirely be the first picture where the wealthy buy more than they need so their pomerians can dine on steak while regular people get nothing. This should destabilize the country but I'm sure once a Democrat figures out a way to blame that on Republicans ans thats why you have to vote for them to get better access to ration cards the people will go home happy to do know they've done their jobs, and than nothing fundamentally changes


Oh my god can you imagine the corrupt mess that the Democrat ration app would be

I find it very easy to believe that the USA is incapable of even pretending to implement rationing of any kind. Remember all the many instances of stores responding to various moments of crisis by ramping up their prices on essential, basic supplies? There are always plenty of people willing to jump in and explain that such behaviour ensures that the stuff only goes to those who really need it, that the seller is perfectly within their rights to do so, supply and demand, economics 101, and so on. Everyone here has seen it multiple times at least.

The counterargument is always that no, that's bullshit, they're charging way above a fair price even for the circumstances, and it will just lead to the rich hoarding it all. But it just doesn't seem to cross people's minds to make the leap to suggest rationing, because market thinking is so deeply embedded as the only possible solution to all problems. The thought simply never enters most people's minds.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Palladium posted:

making planes hard to maintain is an intended MIC grift feature

The planes for Ukraine are mainly a pain to maintain

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

https://twitter.com/SSJPabs/status/1674226332471795713?t=vuWR0lqgVDwm_4Y1lLBH4g&s=19

https://twitter.com/SSJPabs/status/1674328208869564416?t=V_4u68zUNp08wscNRgVYfA&s=19

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Awfully convenient that war happens in week-long phases.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Danann posted:

https://twitter.com/DougieCoullPics/status/1682830392582103040

not a sub guy but i don't think they're supposed to have rust on them

From the comments:

https://twitter.com/realMudcrabTalk/status/1682887277301645312?t=nVpDFuw_0rhWdWRXChYIkg&s=19

Got some terrible news for you about homosexuality in the Navy, my dude.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

The USA couldn't defeat China in the Korean War and they've only become less able to do so since.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

stephenthinkpad posted:

Trudeau will apologize to Zelensky to make this right.

And to show he means it, he'll donate some of those F-35s to Ukraine.

14 of them, to be precise.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Megamissen posted:

desperatly turning your howitzer off and on again as shells rain down around you

Don't forget to top up the liquid nitrogen!

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

No, of course you can't see an air force - their stealth capabilities are just that good!

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

DancingShade posted:

The USA can't even make a pair of leather boots using entirely domestic sourced products / components.

You people of the South don't know what you are doing. This country will be drenched in blood, and God only knows how it will end. It is all folly, madness, a crime against civilization! You people speak so lightly of war; you don't know what you're talking about.

War is a terrible thing! You mistake, too, the people of the North. They are a peaceable people but an earnest people, and they will fight, too. They are not going to let this country be destroyed without a mighty effort to save it … Besides, where are your men and appliances of war to contend against them? The North can make a steam engine, locomotive, or railway car; hardly a yard of cloth or pair of shoes can you make. You are rushing into war with one of the most powerful, ingeniously mechanical, and determined people on Earth — right at your doors.

You are bound to fail. Only in your spirit and determination are you prepared for war. In all else you are totally unprepared, with a bad cause to start with. At first you will make headway, but as your limited resources begin to fail, shut out from the markets of Europe as you will be, your cause will begin to wane. If your people will but stop and think, they must see in the end that you will surely fail.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Owlbear Camus posted:

sounds like there's an opportunity for The Market to address the issue by making the Cold Operations Carbine Kit for M4s at 5,000 USD a pop. the mic will see its utility in arctic theaters and eagerly swallow it up

This is amateur hour stuff. You need to come up with a whole new rifle specifically for arctic conditions, which of course uses an entirely new calibre of ammunition which you market as being the optimal choice for those conditions.

Then you need to make half the parts out of an alloy that goes brittle past about -10C so you can sell a ton of spare parts.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

There's definitely lots of staged photos with the covers open.

Something my tankie friends noticed that they found interesting is you can't really see weld or panel lines on that tank. Which probably means that effort has been made to conceal the lines. Those lines could have been used to make educated guesses about armour composition and thickness.

I look forward to hearing from the most reputable OSInt accounts on twitter that these tanks are made of cardboard and moved around by a team of 3 slave-soldiers running on a big hamster wheel inside it while making vroom-vroom noises to impress tourists. If they don't make good enough engine noises then everyone in the town they grew up in is executed by being launched out of a circus cannon into a volcano.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

DancingShade posted:

Modern ships needs to start resembling cruisers from the 19th century, covered in lots of assorted guns to deal with combat at any range, from any angle, whether one ship or a swarm.

Emphasis on guns because a hundred naval strike missiles is far too expensive to burn casually.

Pleeeease can they have a ton of tumblehome too. That was a fantastic look.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Kepler was also the first scientist to posit the relationship between aliens and weed.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

I'm getting railed on the cum road.

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008


The US will lose WW3 and I can hardly wait.

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Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

But enough about Joe Biden.

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