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Hello, GarfieldEATS? I would like a family size lasagna, a large coffee, and your largest bottle of dog cum for my owner.
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Icochet posted:oh god this again Gimme a twelve-inch burnt vaguely cat-shaped pizza with nine tiny slices of pepperoni on it, please. Make sure it looks as if a human and a couple of household pets threw up on it, then you burnt it in a garbage-fired oven. And a gallon of dog cum to wash it down.
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Jun 8, 2019 12:12
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Thots and Prayers posted:Second-hand Princess Diana conspiracy theories: 1 Diana's chauffer was tricked by the Illuminati into drinking dog cum, which gave him indigestion, causing him to crash the car. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Jul 2, 2019 |
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Jul 2, 2019 04:48
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Jul 5, 2019 06:14
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Mordja posted:Just checking, does his book actually state he's gay, or is everyone assuming because it makes mention of his "sexuality" which could mean almost anything in Saudi Arabia? Not that it changes anything tho. If he's gay, and if he's very promiscuous, delivering for him while wearing a Garfield suit might be some Furry guy's dream job.
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Jul 6, 2019 10:33
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How did I miss that he only has one hand on the table.
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Jul 9, 2019 12:59
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piratepilates posted:I'm tempted to go for lunch at work some time Be sure to order a "Garfacino with dog cum, no orange peel."
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Jul 21, 2019 19:00
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numberoneposter posted:im strongly considering getting a garf tattoo any suggestions for what he should be doing???? Get the poem from Arabiolosis tattooed. On your knob. Then show it to the author and say how entergouging you find his work.
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Aug 30, 2019 21:12
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steinrokkan posted:The owner is an United Emirates oil sheikh, and this is his pet project. It's not running out of money any time soon. I was about to suggest going to the store and hagglng down the prices, but then I remembered that you have to order instore using a computer. (This is probably the most autistic instore ordering system ever created.)
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Sep 13, 2019 17:34
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Baronjutter posted:We have touched the poop, eaten the poop, we have become the poop. Lucky we didn't step in it.
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Oct 3, 2019 17:04
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GolfHole posted:i'm pretty tempted to just walk in there and fix it for him Go heavy on the dog cum angle.
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Dec 14, 2019 05:51
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Free Market Mambo posted:Here's Nathen's article about how Google is crushing his dreams. However, when you own a starting brand called GarfieldEATS and a reviewer says “I love Bugs Bunny…” and gives you 1 star is irrelevant and unfair bringing your score down from 4.0 to 3.8 after years of hard-work, research and development, and tasty recipe. 
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Feb 12, 2020 03:07
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AF posted:I'm so happy people are still discovering mestre da pizza (also I secretly want to try it...haha you know just to say that you tried it, wouldn't that be weird if you could say you ate that weird thing haha) I wonder what it smells like, hahaha.
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Feb 18, 2020 04:47
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https://mobile.twitter.com/garfieldeatsapp/status/1247325345885421568 A must-have for every Covid-safe serial killer's wardrobe. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Jun 1, 2020 |
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Jun 1, 2020 06:51
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HerniaFlange posted:If he's so rich why doesn't he just buy the building from the landlord? IIRC Nathan is gay and came out of the closet, not things most fathers in Arab countries would be at all happy about. I'm guessing daddy funded Garfield Eats as a way to get Nathan to leave his home country and not come back. He still has the other Garfield Eats so dad sees no need to bail him out at this stage.
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Jun 1, 2020 07:02
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Amazing,. Cum on down to Garfield Eats.
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Jun 1, 2020 07:21
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Killingyouguy! posted:they're selling blurays (e: sorry, 'blue rays') of the movies now for some reason. Because no ons's buying the food.
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Jun 30, 2020 21:14
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Autechresaint posted:Ctl+Alt+DelEats. Try our abortion-shaped pizza pieces today.
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Aug 7, 2020 21:06
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czg posted:Have a genuine Garfutainment fever dream Nice, but I wish there was an adult thrill ride based on Jon drinking dog cum. I'd ride that sucker all day long.
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Aug 18, 2020 17:15
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Mordja posted:other side of the street, but there's also the poop cafe in that area I thought you were joking, but you mean this one? https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2795845/inside-canadas-bizarre-poop-cafe-where-everything-from-the-food-to-the-furniture-is-poo-themed What a difficult choice for locals, poop food or Garfield-themed abominations.
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Oct 31, 2020 04:01
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Lt. Cock posted:Bumping this cause Nathan is making moves. Invalid site certificate, new owner, whatever you viewed there is now gone and not on archive.org either.
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Nov 11, 2020 21:07
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Nathan should start dressing, acting and talking like Shaggy to promote his new Scooby snacks joint. Stoners (probably the main customer base) would want to hear "Shaggy"'s philosophical takes way more than Nathan''s.
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Nov 13, 2020 12:15
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Lt. Cock posted:I still believe in Nathen. Ten years from now you won’t be able to order a pizza without elaborating which cartoon character it be shaped as. Dickbutt is going to be off the wall popular.
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Nov 13, 2020 15:54
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:WORLDS FIRST garfield restaurant WORLD'S FIRST mail order lasagna, maybe. Until UPS or whoever get very annoyed at squashed rotting lasagna and melted ice contaminating other mail they deliver. That's presuming anybody actually orders one.
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Nov 14, 2020 17:54
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GolfHole posted:how come restaurants dont take their sign when they shut down If they sell iit they only get penny's on the dollar.
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Nov 17, 2020 06:36
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Frank Frank posted:Sad news folks, I just got off the phone with Nathen who called me to let me know he cannot ship a lasagna to Maryland and that he has refunded my order. I almost didn’t pick up the phone due to the 514 area code, then realized that’s Montreal and immediately answered. He was apologetic, but has no plans to open a Garfield Eats in the US. Oh well, you tried, well done. Maybe it's time to start a GoFundMe for a small refrigerated truck to load up with garfsagnas and deliver them to reward select goon donators across the U.S. A $10,000 funding goal ought to cover it, and might be successful if enough U.S. goons skip Christmas.... or celebrate it only with the gift of a large cartoon cat branded lasagna. Surely this project could be as successful in it's own way as Doobie's Doghouse. Maybe it would encourage Nathan to Garfranchise.
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Nov 27, 2020 18:25
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aga. posted:Wait so was there a Garfield face cooked into the bottom the whole time? How would you ever see it? Those who owned a glass topped table could lie face up under it, after sliding a Garfpizza out of its box onto the glass. And if you lived in Ontario and gave Nathen a big enough tip, he'd offer to poo poo on the table while you masturbated underneath. bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:I just want to reiterate that Nathan is very very gay and deeply closeted and I hope that instead of using his dad's money to purchase branding rights for his failing businesses he finds a boyfriend to smooch and hold hands with I thought he came out of the closet years ago and that's why his father was paying him to stay in America. Or did I dream all that? BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Dec 2, 2020 |
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Dec 2, 2020 04:06
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Pastry of the Year posted:This is the sort of loving dumbass post that gets threads closed. Hmmm, good point. Sorry. And I'll state now just in case Nathen ever considers sueing: I was entirely riffing with my glass table joke, and was not meaning to infer that he has ever indulged in such activities in reality, or even everr felt the urge. Pastry of the Year posted:Meanwhile, who did this: Holy poo poo. I made a non-serious post like a couple of pages ago with a fantasy scenario about ordering a truckful of big cow lasagnas for distribution to U.S. goons, and a few here joined in the joke with their posts. It's too coincidental, it lòoks to me like some thoughtless person, goon or not, read those posts and made the selfish facetious fake order to Nathen maybe thinking it would be funny to others. It wasn't. I am well known as a forums wanker, not a heartless prankster, but I'll say to cover my own rear end: I live in Australia, not Canada or the U.S.. If the ordering call was from Australia, Nathen would have seen the calling number prefix and hung up. To the culprit, if your reading :this: Look what happened to a great Doobie's Doghouse thread back in the day, due just one one or two overexcited facetious goons who wouldn't keep to reasonable limits, with their DSLs and doxxing etc. As Pastry just said, pease don't bollix the fun here. Maybe avoid reading the thread while you're drunk or whatever in future, thx BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 13:30 on Dec 2, 2020 |
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Dec 2, 2020 13:15
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Unofficial video for Scooby Eats. NWS only for F-word language & somewhat sly drug references in lyrics.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEMjF2n3-SQEdit: This post is purely humorous and not meant to imply that Nathen is actuaĺly into drugs or otherwise breaking the law. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Dec 5, 2020 |
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Dec 5, 2020 17:23
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everdave posted:I need someone to fill me in or link me! Hit me up in priv msg if you want links to around 15-20 Doobie's Doghouse threads.
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Dec 5, 2020 18:22
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Big City Drinkin posted:I didn't see this posted in the thread but here's a tour-de-force interview with Nathen from a couple months ago, where he touches on how phones make his arm tired and how he received death threats for not having opened a Bugs Bunny restaurant: Shamefully, I was too busy with real life for over 24 hrs to pay due attention to the eccentric restauranter threads deservedly popular in GBS. Reading the linked article now & yes it is a good read. quote:Have you seen pizza boxes becoming pizza plates? Before you start your pizza, you can start cutting out your pizza box. They're perforated and you can start eating out of them. Our lasagne boxes become tissue boxes now, whether they use them or not. I'm being responsible for my own. I do my part. And they can be used." I look forward to similar eccentric shenanigans with ScoobyEATS packaging, and many more crazy tweets etc. And Nathen will open ScoobyEATS. He has the drive, indeed the obsessiveness, and maybe the most important thing... lots of MONEY! (Thanks Nathen's dad!) The people wanting to close this thread are I suspect the same CyberMonsters who keep trying to get the Doobie thread closed. All we really need is a new thread title.... say: GarfieldEATS - Love Me Eat Me Nathen Left Me - Now ScoobyDoobyEATS can roooby doooo!
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Dec 6, 2020 16:21
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Agent Escalus posted:I swear that "cheese" is MSPaint-ed in. Representation of a Scooby dog. At least it's melted.
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Dec 6, 2020 16:27
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Feline Mind Meld posted:i have to read that as him thinking that's what velma always says, and pronounces it jie-kees Someone post Velma saying this pls. Not a porn parody version, I lust for canon.
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Dec 17, 2020 08:27
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Lt. Cock posted:Nathen will absolutely run for some sort of political office one day and/or actually manage to form a cult with himself as a figurehead. I'm tempted to say he'd only get one vote, but it's possible he could get elected on an anti-landmonster platform. Re any cult of personality, I think not, except for cults like this thread. Nathen's main talents are enthusiastically selling himself and his strange choices of licensed cartoon-character-based eateries and foods. He lacks the spiritual incisiveness and vision to be a religious guru. And he lacks sufficient English language communication skills to become a self development lecturer of the "Believe in yourself, buy my videos, CDs and books and you will make it BIG!" field. Edit: Lt. Cock posted:It looks like Nathen is doing a reality show, presumably self produced, based around GarfieldEats. I have no idea what platform he plans to release on, but I’m sure I will have never heard of it before. OK, could Nathen become an internet cult figure? A resounding Yes! As in this thread but on social media as well as this dead gay forum. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:19 on Dec 22, 2020 |
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Dec 22, 2020 16:13
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Quoting myself, for reasons:BigBadSteve posted:Unofficial video for Scooby Eats. After playing this a few times I looked up "Scooby snacks" tonight to see what the kiddies are into these days / were into when the song came out. The term has a few meanings, all of course drug-related: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scooby snacks I'm seriously hoping that ScoobyEATS will sell Scooby Snacks of some sort. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Dec 22, 2020 |
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Dec 22, 2020 16:27
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Killingyouguy! posted:idk how much longer it'll be up and idk how to save them but garfieldeats' instagram story showing a preview of the 'documentary' featuring nathen being a dick to his employees There's a bunch of videos, on multiple Insta accounts. What's the title of this video? And is it posted on the garfieldeatsapp account, the nathenmazri account, or on some other account?
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Dec 28, 2020 07:26
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Tato posted:I can't believe he turned his back on Garfield even after getting Jim Davis to return from the grave and record that video (which played on loop for the employees) The pizza verson of Garifeld's face about a minute into the video looks kinda green and decayed, as if Garfield had come back from the grave. Yes, Nathen's fickle changing from Garfield to Scooby Doo is shameful. Trying to shifr blame onto the landmonster hasn't fooled us, Nathen. You are a licensed cartoon character restaurant theme slut. I wonder how long poor Scooby will last before being dropped for some new infatuation.
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Jan 9, 2021 10:54
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EL BROMANCE posted:I hope someone orders one with the assumption that it’s cooked and ready to eat, and gets a frozen solid lasagne that isn’t going to thaw for at least a day. Actually, pre-cooked frozen foods can be, and ideally should be (for food handling reasons) heated straight from frozen. I still can't see how frozen meals can be mailed or even couriered with consistent food safety. What if delivery's delayed? What if it's a particularly hot day and it gets super hot in the back of the delivery truck and the food thaws? What if you're not home when the package comes and it's left on your doorstep in the hot sun? Garfield? More like Barf-yield.
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Jan 29, 2021 16:58
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Usually they're shipped in styrofoam with dry ice. OK. But dry ice melts over time at room etc. temperature, and styrofoam isn't a perfect insulator. Disco Pope posted:What if a lazy orange cat is motivated to steal the lasagne from the truck/doorstep? Yet another reason why Nathen should sell dog cum as well as giant lasagnas. A hungry customer, cheated of his Big Cow lasagna, could nonetheless feel sated after guzzling a gallon of "Big Dog Balls" cum. It's good business, and would be a disciplined mental preparation for Nathen prior to becoming active with his new Scooby Doo franchise, which everyone knows is the horniest franchise.
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